"Drinking?!" Before Huang Xiaolong could react, the goddess threw over a bottle of beer. Right and catch. At first glance, Nima on the beer bottle is all in English, and it seems that it is imported.

After the goddess threw the beer to Huang Xiaolong, she held on to the guardrail of the bridge and looked up at the starry sky. She put away the peerless smile of the moment just now, like a miserly miser, and put away his safe. She has returned to her usual coldness, and no one is allowed to enter. In her eyes, there was some heartbreaking melancholy and boredom.

"Uh...... She probably won't jump into the river, right? Huang Xiaolong looked at the goddess and felt a little uncertain.

"Come here, drink with me." The goddess turned her head to look at Huang Xiaolong, then raised the beer bottle in her hand and took a sip with her head up.

"Oh~~~~~" Huang Xiaolong hurriedly walked over, stood next to the goddess, and immediately smelled a mysterious and elegant smell from the goddess, like musk, and like fruit, extremely charming. Huang Xiaolong thought to himself, this is the taste of the legendary goddess! That's nice!

"Forget it, send the Buddha to the west, save people to the end. I will accompany the goddess to drink wine and talk for a while, until I am sure that she will not jump into the river again. Huang Xiaolong bit the cap of the beer bottle with his teeth and took a sip. As soon as this wine was in his mouth, Huang Xiaolong felt a sticky texture, accompanied by a faint toffee flavor, followed by the strange taste of vanilla, plum, and slightly charred wood, which repeatedly hit Huang Xiaolong's taste buds.

Swallowing a sip of wine, Huang Xiaolong felt a long aftertaste. The trickle of alcohol burns and seems to exceed the limits of beer.

"Delicious! This beer is so delicious! Huang Xiaolong blurted out. That, goddess, this beer, it has to be dozens of dollars a bottle, right? ”

The goddess ignored Huang Xiaolong and drank beer by herself.

Huang Xiaolong sneered, "I'll go to the supermarket to buy a few bottles and put them at home when I go back, and when there are guests, it's good to take them out and entertain them." Hey. ”

"The Boston Brewery Company's Samueladams' Utopias are priced at $100 per bottle." The goddess said lightly.

"Poof~~~~~~" Huang Xiaolong took a sip of wine in his mouth, and before he could swallow it, he suddenly squirted out. "100, 100 US dollars?! Belch...... I think I still appreciate domestic beer brands more. ”

"Drink." The goddess didn't say anything more, but looked up and finished a bottle of beer in one go.

The goddess drank like this, and although Huang Xiaolong couldn't drink enough, he could only sacrifice his life to accompany the goddess. He didn't say a word, but drank a whole bottle of beer in one go.

The goddess threw the empty beer bottle in her hand, picked up two bottles of beer directly from the ground, and didn't use a bottle opener, two bottles of beer mouth to mouth, bottle cap to bottle cap, I don't know what technique the goddess used, "poof", two bottles of beer opened at the same time. Throw a bottle to Huang Xiaolong. "It's done."

"Uh......" Huang Xiaolong was stunned by the goddess's miraculous corkscrewing skills, and it felt a bit like watching a special effects movie.

"It's done." The goddess finished the whole bottle of beer in one go, and then reminded Huang Xiaolong, who was still stupid. "You, dry the wine."

"Oh." Huang Xiaolong came back to his senses at this time, gritted his teeth, and drank a bottle of beer in one go.

That's it, you come and go, you drink a bottle for two people, and I drink a bottle, all in one go, without a break in between.

In 10 minutes, Huang Xiaolong drank a full 7 bottles of beer!

This is already close to the limit of Huang Xiaolong's amount of wine!

Moreover, this wine has a lot of stamina, and now, Huang Xiaolong feels dizzy, his feet are fluttering, he is not drunk, but he has fallen into a state of being half drunk and half awake.

"Wait!" Huang Xiaolong reined in the precipice and quickly stopped. Looking at the posture, the goddess has no intention of stopping. And Huang Xiaolong knew very well that if he drank it any longer, he would definitely be drunk.

"Huh?" The goddess looked at Huang Xiaolong. She was calm and relaxed, and she was not drunk.

"Goddess, you have nothing to say about the amount of alcohol you drink...... However, I can't drink it. Let's stop in moderation. You've jumped into the river, so go home and sleep. Huang Xiaolong said with a hiccup.

The goddess looked at Huang Xiaolong intently, but she didn't force Huang Xiaolong to continue drinking, but looked at the river in a muffled voice, and the depression and unhappiness in her eyes came up again.

When the wine was drunk and half sober, Huang Xiaolong's courage also increased, and he talked more, "That, goddess, you look really unhappy, look at it, we have talked and talked, and we have drunk wine, can't you be happier?" You are in the prime of life, drinking 100 US dollars a bottle of beer, driving a BMW, can't you want to drive some? You see, I can live a strong and optimistic life, watch the news broadcast every night, eat a meal of meat every Tuesday and Sunday, and live a delicious ......"

"Tell me a joke." The goddess opened her mouth and interrupted Huang Xiaolong, who was thinking about it. "You're so good, tell a joke."

"Jokes?" Huang Xiaolong choked for a moment, thinking, I don't tell any jokes. Raising his eyes and looking at the goddess's slightly expectant eyes, Huang Xiaolong couldn't bear to let her down, so he immediately searched his intestines and scraped his stomach, and finally thought of one, and snorted. "It's okay to joke about anything?"

"Hmm." The goddess nodded.

"Okay, then I'll tell you a laundry joke." Huang Xiaolong cleared his throat.

"Once upon a time, there was a family of three, a young couple, and a small child, living in a very narrow house. My husband often works late and comes home late at night. The wife goes to bed early with the child every day. If you think about it, husband and wife still have to be intimate after all. But living with children, and the house is so narrow, there are a lot of inconveniences. In order to avoid embarrassment, the two agreed on a code. Suppose one person says, 'I want to do the laundry today.' The other party understood, and when the child fell asleep, he secretly went to the other bed and made love. One day, there was a conflict between husband and wife in a cold war, and neither wanted to compromise first, so the husband called the child, 'Go and tell mom that my clothes are going to be washed today.' When the wife heard this, she called the child back, "The washing machine broke down today." The next day, when the wife repented of herself, she sent the children to her husband and asked, 'Is the washing machine still washing today?' The husband sent the child back and said, 'No, it's already been washed by hand.' ’…… Hahaha, funny?! ”

The goddess was shocked, she swore that she had never heard such a joke in her life! No one dared to tell such a joke in front of her!

But the silk in front of me did it!

Not only did he do so, but he also laughed proudly!

"This ...... That's the laundry joke?! The goddess stared at Huang Xiaolong with wide eyes. Is this doing laundry? ”

"Hehe, don't you think it's funny? Still, that's all I know is this one joke. Huang Xiaolong said with a smirk. I asked you, you can make any jokes. You can't blame me. I'll admit, I'm a little vulgar at times. It's just a little bit. ”

This is also a little drinking, otherwise, Huang Xiaolong would not dare to speak meat jokes unscrupulously in front of a goddess.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Huang Xiaolong's mind, so he snapped his fingers. "That's right! I remember! ”

"What do you remember?" The goddess was taken aback by Huang Xiaolong's surprise and was a little overwhelmed.

"Aren't you unhappy? You asked me to tell jokes just to forget the unhappy things, right? Okay, no more jokes, I've got a killer feature here! Huang Xiaolong said confidently. In the past, when I encountered any unhappy things, I used this trick to turn things around and throw all my unhappiness into the trash! ”

"Oh?" The goddess looked at Huang Xiaolong with a very interested gaze.

"Then, you watch!" Huang Xiaolong was eager to try, took out a plastic lighter from his arms, and then held the lighter high, and said in an extremely reverent and solemn tone. "Last month, I went to the boss and asked him to give me a salary increase, but I was scolded by him,! Go to Nima's boss! Bloodsucker! This lighter, it's you, now I'll throw you away! Roll away for labor! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Huang Xiaolong threw the lighter in his hand into the turbulent river under the bridge. The lighter crossed a parabola in the air, and with a pop, it fell into the river.

"Cool!" Huang Xiaolong howled, and took out the half-smoked pack of Hongta Mountain cigarettes, also holding them high, chanting words in his mouth, as if he were a fanatical Christian, singing a hymn. "A few days ago, damn, a black fungus, wanted to lie to my brother, wanted my brother to wake up and be a father! ! Criminal! was exposed by Lao Tzu and threatened Lao Tzu! Get lost! ”

Huang Xiaolong threw the cigarette box into the river.

Then, Huang Xiaolong found that there was nothing left on his body to throw away, just a wallet and a mobile phone, which definitely couldn't be thrown anymore, so he stopped. looked at the goddess with a skeptical look on her face refreshed. "Throw away all the unhappiness! Although this method is very naïve, I have been using this method since I was 7 years old, and every time I throw it, my heart is happy and comfortable. I feel that the world is still very beautiful. You try it. ”

"Seems interesting." The goddess hurriedly turned around and took out a new LV bag from the car, took out a Vertu frosted platinum mobile phone from the bag, and followed the appearance of Huang Xiaolong, holding it high, with a cold red lip, opening and closing, chanting words, but she didn't make a sound, just chanting silently.

"Isn't it? Throw your phone? Huang Xiaolong felt that his scalp was a little numb.

He just wanted to stop it, but unexpectedly, the goddess threw it hard!

"Poof!"

The valuable mobile phone was thrown directly into the river by her.

Immediately afterwards, the goddess took out some things such as makeup pens, lipstick, perfume and so on from her bag one after another, and threw them all into the river!

In the end, even that LV bag was thrown away!

Nima...... This...... This directly throws away a second-hand house, right?! Huang Xiaolong almost fell to his knees.

Not to mention, after the goddess threw it, she seemed to get some venting, and the melancholy and troubles in her eyes disappeared!

"Does it work?!" Huang Xiaolong asked tentatively.

"Hmm!" The goddess nodded affirmatively. "Throw away all your worries! Throw away all the unhappy! ”

"That's right! Throw away! Huang Xiaolong said categorically. Cool? ”

"Hmm!" The goddess's tone was very affirmative, and a relieved smile appeared on her face, and she ripped off a bracelet on her right wrist, muttered a few words in her mouth, and then didn't have any nostalgia at all, and threw it away!

"Great! I'll just say my method works, right? After getting the affirmation of the goddess, Huang Xiaolong was as excited as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, plus he was half-drunk and half-awake, dazed, and in a trance, so he didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, he directly stretched out his hand and ripped off a necklace around the goddess's neck.

"Let all the unhappiness of the goddess go with the wind! I hope that the goddess will be happy every day in the future, her wishes will come true, her family will be harmonious, and she will always be happy! Huang Xiaolong raised his head to the sky and shouted. Once you're done throwing this away, call it a day! I'm also sleepy and want to go home and sleep! ”

"Poof!"

The necklace was thrown into the river by Huang Xiaolong and washed away in an instant.

"That's it! Nailed it! Huang Xiaolong clapped his hands and said with a smile. The last throw, with my sincerest wishes, ended successfully. Uh......"

At this time, Huang Xiaolong found that the goddess's eyes were looking directly at him!

"You threw away my necklace?" The goddess said in an uncanny voice.

"Thrown. I wanted to make a quick decision, and the time was not too early, so everyone parted ways and went back to sleep. Huang Xiaolong didn't think anything was wrong.

"You threw away my necklace and told me to part ways?!" The goddess is really shocked.

"yes, parting ways." Huang Xiaolong said as a matter of course. "You are a goddess, I am a diao|silk. We are not people of the same world at all, we meet in Pingshui today, it happens that you are in a bad mood, and it happens that there are no other creatures near this barren mountain range except me, so you will talk to me and let me drink with you, I think, this is an encounter. Our lives will not have any intersection because of this kind of encounter. Tomorrow, you won't remember me anymore, and I won't have the luxury of being friends with you or anything, we are people of two worlds. You can throw away LV's bag casually, but I'm going to bend over the 100 dollars on the ground. For me, you are a star in the sky, a fairy tale, and a beautiful dream. That's all. ”

Hearing Huang Xiaolong say this, a strange expression flashed in the goddess's eyes, and then, she continued to speak in that incredible voice. "You mean, you threw away my necklace and parted ways with me? To each his own? ”

"That's right, that's what it means. Parting ways, old and dead do not get along! Forget each other in the rivers and lakes! "Huang Xiaolong's position is very firm. He thinks that the story of Diao|Silk counterattacking Bai Fumei in the movie is inspirational, but it is pure nonsense, he will not dream in vain, dreaming of what to happen to the goddess in front of him. "Goddess, I see that you threw away your mobile phone, cosmetics, bags, bracelets, and that necklace, you should also throw it away without hesitation, I just did it for you. In fact, if it weren't for drinking too much, I wouldn't have dared to rip that necklace off your neck and throw it away. Drinking is wrong, drinking is wrong. Hey, sorry, I might have been rude just now. But...... Throwing a necklace is indeed cooler than throwing a lighter and a cigarette case...... Hey hey ......"

"But after I threw away the bracelet, all my worries were thrown away, and I didn't plan to throw the necklace!" The goddess suddenly felt that she seemed to have encountered a rare masterpiece in a hundred years today.

"You...... You're not going to make me pay, are you? Huang Xiaolong looked at the goddess vigilantly.

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