Chapter 25 Physical Examination (2)
"Jun...... Dr. Cheng......"
Zhu Yi thought about it, but changed his name, his cheeks were red, he looked a little embarrassed, and he couldn't speak.
But Zhu Yi didn't know that the secret he couldn't tell in his heart was already like the head of a shaved labor prisoner in Cheng Junjie's eyes.
Otaku costs paper, otaku costs electricity. This is a highly generalized summary sentence, very corrupt and murderous. But no matter what, whether it is before Cheng Junjie obtains the ability to remember, or after he obtains the ability, this sentence will never dissipate from his mind.
And as a senior otaku, Cheng Junjie didn't expect that his professionalism would come in handy one day!
Cheng Junjie smiled narrowly, although the height of 168 is ordinary, and even in the north, it seems relatively short, but it can just catch Zhu Yi's shoulders.
"Illness is not a doctor, I can guess the reason for your problem. Tell me what's going on, and I'll figure it out for you. ”
Zhu Yi looked at Cheng Junjie gratefully and embarrassed, and stammered and began to say, "Doctor Cheng, you know I like Zixin, right?" ”
Cheng Junjie didn't correct Zhu Yi's address to himself, he nodded lightly. Next, the sentence that made Cheng Junjie feel heavy really appeared!
"Every night before I go to bed, I always have Zixin in my mind...... and Qin Jinxiu's appearance, imagining ...... with them"
The air conditioner couldn't be blown in the stuffy cubicle, Cheng Junjie loosened his neckline, and after listening to this little sentence, sweat began to break out on his forehead.
"Doctor Cheng, you know, I'm a normal man, I've lived in that kind of imagination for a long time, if there is no way to vent, I'll go crazy!"
Cheng Junjie continued to pretend to understand and nodded.
Zhu Yi then became more and more energetic, and completely let go: "From 3 months ago to now, I have to do it at least 3 times a night, and when there are many times, it even reaches 5 to 6 times!" ”
Cheng Junjie's throat moved, and finally the corners of his mouth twitched to stop Zhu Yi, who was passionate, and said speechlessly: "Zhu Yi, you seem to be addicted to this job, and you have to undergo psychological treatment!" ”
"Huh? How so? ”
Zhu Yi looked at Cheng Junjie with some horror, and then listened to Cheng Junjie explain: "Generally speaking, addiction is more of a headache than illness. Because addiction itself is a disease, coupled with the need for no withdrawal psychologically, it is almost no different from a terminal illness. That is to say, your habit of jerking off is likely to stay with you for the rest of your life until you lose your ability. ”
"Doctor Cheng, is what you said true?" Zhu Yi asked in horror.
"It's true!" Cheng Junjie said with a serious expression, "But your problem, there should be hope to be saved." ”
Zhu Yi hurriedly asked, "What should I do?" ”
"First of all, you must not think about the two of them at night, you have to find a way to distract yourself. Let's say, watch a movie. ”
"Film?" Zhu Yi frowned in puzzlement, but heard Cheng Junjie smile bitterly: "I mean, comedy or horror movies are not the love action movies you imagined." And it's better if you can watch it with others, so that by the time the film is finished, your energy will be almost exhausted. Remember, if you want to sleep, you must be ready to go to bed immediately, what to go to the toilet, the location of the electric fan, and the quilt and blanket that should be used are all ready, don't think about getting up temporarily, cover your eyes with an eye mask when you sleep, plug your ears, try to fall asleep, and don't worry about sleeping until you wake up halfway. That way, at least you'll be guaranteed that you won't have the opportunity to at night. ”
Zhu Yi listened carefully, nodded violently, and said, "There is more." ”
"And ...... You stick your tongue out and show me. ”
Zhu Yi did so, Cheng Junjie looked at it seriously, and muttered to himself: "The tongue is red, the moss is thin and yellow, and it is slightly greasy...... I don't ...... tight."
As he spoke, Cheng Junjie's voice couldn't help but become a little louder, and he said to Zhu Yi: "You go downstairs to buy a few more bottles of Liuwei Dihuang Pills, and insist on taking them for 3 months, and the feeling of burning every night may slowly subside." According to our theory, your persistent behavior for several months has damaged your kidney essence, and the kidney essence belongs to yin, and yin deficiency is vigorous, and once the fire is prosperous, your requirements in that area will become more sensitive, and in the long run, the cycle of evil surnames will be. If Liuwei Dihuang Pill doesn't work, it is also very important for me to prescribe you some Chinese medicine to replenish yin and cut off your body's needs. ”
Zhu Yi nodded again and again, so excited that he couldn't speak: "Doctor Cheng, thank you......"
Cheng Junjie shook his head and said with a smile: "Actually, these are not the most important, I think what you need most now is a girlfriend." Only otaku will be willing to waste precious life essence, and when you have a girlfriend, I think you will be reluctant to mess around. ”
After that, Cheng Junjie and Zhu Yi couldn't help laughing in unison, and when they opened the door, Zhu Yi asked again: "Doctor Cheng, what about yourself?" I heard you don't have a girlfriend! ”
Cheng Junjie was stunned for a moment, remembering the collector's edition on his computer, and couldn't help but say: "I usually ...... moderation."
Zhu Yi's problem was solved, and the speed of the inspection returned to its original state. As for Zhu Yi's question, in the hearts of this group of highly intelligent employees, it is actually no longer a secret. The female staff all looked at Zhu Yi with a smile, and most of them felt that Zhu Yi, who had lost his kidneys by jerking off, was really cute!
Several senior managers of the company only came to Cheng Junjie at this time.
Xie Wenping, Ji Xiansheng and several department managers were in very good health, and before they sat down, Cheng Junjie laughed and blew away, and Xue Baohua sat for another 2 minutes and took away a piece of paper with the precautions for his usual routine and rest, and also stood aside.
The last two people left were a little surprising to Cheng Junjie.
"Doctor Cheng......" Lao Mu was wearing a hospital gown, his face was a little pale. Cheng Junjie was stunned for a moment, but he heard Qin Jinxiu beside Lao Mu say: "Little Jiezi, Lao Mu ran out of the hospital on a special trip, he said that the doctors attached to the five doctors are all rice buckets, and an urgent preliminary diagnosis will take half an hour, and a definite diagnosis has not yet come out, because the film taken yesterday will only come out this afternoon." When you and Zhu Yi went in just now, Lao Mu happened to come over and said that he wanted to ask you how to raise him. ”
Qin Jinxiu's disguised praise made Cheng Junjie's heart feel like pouring two catties of sugar, so sweet that he was about to get tired. He smiled embarrassedly at Lao Mu: "Alas, Lao Mu, you think so highly of me, you make my whole body flutter now!" ”
But Lao Mu shook his head very seriously, weak, but replied very sincerely: "No...... A pat on the back...... Dr. Cheng...... You...... Really good......"
"Alright, alright! Don't say it, I'm tired and panicked! Cheng Junjie interrupted Lao Mu's words, looked at Lao Mu's body with two sets of examination methods, and said, "It is the slow surname heart failure that gets up early, that is, the chest paralysis caused by the lack of qi and blood in traditional Chinese medicine, and the root lies in the lack of qi and blood." Lao Mu, your problem is overworked, on the basis of consuming a large amount of energy and energy every day, it is also caused by the hard work, plus you often don't eat on time and sleep irregularly, so you are like this. ”
At this time, Xue Baohua couldn't help but interject: "Xiaocheng, are there any other employees like Lao Mu in our company?" ”
"Except for Sister Qin and Lao Mu, everyone else has very healthy hearts. But if they go out all night at the end of their day's work, sooner or later something will go wrong. ”
Ah Hua, who is accustomed to staying all night, hurriedly asked: "How often is it reasonable to stay all night?" ”
Cheng Junjie shook his head and replied categorically: "How many times you stay up all night, it's unreasonable!" ”
Ah Hua pursed her lips, and the other employees all uttered "I'm not going to play tonight".
Cheng Junjie came back to his senses and continued to advise Lao Mu: "From now on, you can't work more than 6 hours a day, remember to eat on time, and pay attention to hydration, mainly to keep your urine smooth and avoid too much pressure on your heart." Take a walk every day, about 10 minutes is enough. Try to avoid colds and quit smoking and drinking. The digoxin that you told you yesterday is always on your body, and yesterday was lucky, I gave you half a day of extracorporeal compressions, and chocolate has an effect, if yesterday's situation occurs on the road, it will be dangerous if you don't take special medicine. ”
Lao Mu wrote it down in his notebook one by one, and then stood up with the support of his wife, and made a move that caught Cheng Junjie off guard.
He bowed deeply to Cheng Junjie, his eyes were a little red, but he listened to his wife and say: "Doctor Cheng, the grace of saving lives, our family will not dare to forget it in this life." Your words are much better than those doctors in the hospital, and if you have a place for my family in the future, you just have to say it! ”
"Save the life, as it should be! You're welcome! ”
Cheng Junjie was really at a loss for what to do now, but after thinking about it, he found that he was indeed worthy of being bowed to by others.
For Cheng Junjie, yesterday was just doing what he had to do. But for Lao Mu's family, it was a living life! Something bigger than the sky!
When Lao Mu walked out of the company, there were not many people in the huge office.
Qin Jinxiu stood in front of Cheng Junjie with a slight smile, and said softly: "Doctor Cheng, you see that everyone is off work, are you planning to work overtime, or are you going to eat?" ”
Cheng Junjie looked at Qin Jinxiu's heart beating rapidly, and the blushing look made Qin Jinxiu laugh and said: "It's better like this, we will work overtime while eating, and we should repay you for saving my life." ”
Saying that, Qin Jinxiu pretended to be his wife just now, pinched his vocal cords and said: "I don't dare to forget the grace of saving my life!" ”
"Is she really interested in me? Is she really the boss's daughter? Is she really right to slowly ...... to me And then...... Then...... Cheng Junjie's powerful heart of Yiyin was immortal, nodded heavily, and said, "Okay!" Let's eat! ”
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