"The old man of Heavenly Dao is a mouse now. ”

Impermanence said in a firm tone, as if he had seen it with his own eyes: "It's too late for him to hide by himself, and he doesn't dare to come to trouble Yu Gongzi." ”

"Are you sure?" the rest of the life looked at him suspiciously.

He suddenly remembered that the oath he had just made only said that he had broken it.

What would he do if the grandson in front of him disobeyed?

The rest of his life looked at him up and down, a cloud of green smoke, what is the use of five thunders?

Yu Sheng patted his forehead, his grandmother's, little aunt was not there, and his IQ really dropped.

Everyone else is confused by sperm, but he is good, the beauty is not around, but it has declined.

What if you can have no children forever?

Yu Sheng quietly stepped on the heel of his shoe, then cocked his leg and shook it, and the shoe smashed towards the target.

"I'm pretty sure that if there's half a lie..."Impermanence looked at the rest of his life, and was about to speak, when he looked down.

"Shopkeeper Yu, your shoes. He picked up his shoes.

"Oh, I'm sorry. "The rest of my life took it.

Damn, this Northern Wilderness King is not a thing, and creating impermanence doesn't give people that function.

Impermanence is about to speak,

Yu Sheng took his words and continued: "If there is half a lie, your Northern Wilderness King will have sores on the soles of your feet, pus on your buttocks, and bald heads, that thing can always be used, but it can't last between breaths." ”

Yu Sheng said that he did not forget to raise his hand, "Heaven is the proof." ”

"You, this, I..." Impermanence stared blankly at the rest of his life, the green smoke billowing in his cloak.

"Why, don't you dare to swear, then it seems that what you just said is false. Yu Sheng said.

Fortunately, he wasn't always stupid for the rest of his life, and he could patch it in the back.

"No", Impermanence hurriedly waved his hand, "I was just stunned by what you said, Shopkeeper Yu, what you said is also insulting." ”

Yu Sheng scratched his head, "What is Sven, can you eat it?" ”

The rest of his life stared at him.

Impermanence silently blessed the king in his heart, hoping that after the news reached the king's ears, the king would not blame him.

He nodded, "Okay, I swear." ”

Seeing that he raised his hand and swore an oath, Yu Sheng was very satisfied and let Impermanence continue to say the second message.

"As for the news of helping the King of the Eastern Wilderness escape from the predicament, we can only point out a clear way, as for whether it can be done or not, it depends on your own ability. Impermanence said.

Yu Sheng nodded, "This is how it should be, what do you say?" ”

"Before the battle of the saints, there was a city in the Central Plains, called Youpoor City, and the city lord was named Houyi, and he was good at shooting..."

The rest of his life interrupted impermanence, "There is the rise and fall of poor cities, I have heard the story of the storyteller, you say the point." ”

Different from the myths and legends of the previous life, the daughter-in-law of the city lord named Houyi is not Chang'e, but a fox spirit.

Later, this vixen hooked up with Hou Yi's subordinates and killed Hou Yi.

The blind storyteller of the inn kept saying that it was a kung fu to press the bottom of the box.

"It is rumored that Hou Yi has the ability to shoot the sun, which angered the king of the wilderness. The king of the wilderness then sent a fox spirit to seduce Hou Yi, and then took advantage of his unpreparedness to kill him. Impermanence said.

"No, that's not what the storyteller's story says. How did he offend the desolate king, which desolate king did he offend?" Yu Sheng asked.

Impermanence looked at the rest of his life and didn't speak for a long time.

Yu Sheng understood, "Offended the King of the Eastern Wilderness?"

"Yes", Impermanence nodded, just about to speak, and waved his hand when he saw Yu Sheng.

"A faction of nonsense", Yu Sheng is very sure, "If you offend the king of the Eastern Wilderness, the king of the Eastern Wilderness will directly pick up a knife and cut the girl, and what kind of fox spirit do you need to send? Besides, the king of the Eastern Wilderness sends people, and it is also a mermaid to send them." ”

"What do you say?" asked Red Red Flame for the rest of his life.

Hong Chiyan nodded, "According to the actions of the King of the Eastern Desolation, it is true, if she can use the knife, she will never use intrigues." ”

"Hey", Yu Sheng said, "The advantage of Gengzhi, the king of the Eastern Wilderness, is with me." ”

Red Red Flame glanced out the window, the blue sky and the white sun, how could there be thunder?

"That's not the point", Impermanence's tone was a little helpless, it was really difficult to make a deal with Shopkeeper Yu, "Anyway, it's all spread outside." ”

"To be a human being you have to have your own opinions, and the same is true for being a ghost. "The rest of your life despises impermanence.

"If you really think that the fox spirit was sent by the King of the Wilderness to kill Hou Yi, then it is definitely the King of the Western Wilderness, and she is the king of all demons in the world. ”

"And he's good at intrigues," Yu Sheng asked Red Red Flame, "right?"

"That shows that the King of the Western Wilderness is good at using his brain. Red Red Flame said.

"Hey, how do you turn your elbow out?" Yu Sheng glared at him.

Red Red Flame said weakly: "Shopkeeper Yu, I'm a monster." ”

"Traitor!" said the rest of his life.

Red Red Flame didn't help him, he could only affirm himself, "It must be, even if Hou Yi has the ability to shoot the sun, he didn't shoot it, but those monsters or something, they were shot a lot."

Yu Sheng said firmly: "The monster that was shot went to move the rescue soldiers and asked for the head of the king of the Western Wilderness, and the king of the Western Wilderness felt that this method was disgraceful, so he blamed the king of the Eastern Wilderness." It can be seen that most of the bad reputation of the king of the Eastern Wilderness was planted by the king of the Western Wilderness. ”

Yu Sheng was very confident in his guesses, and when he went back, he asked the storyteller to make up a joke.

Impermanence waited for the rest of his life to finish before he said: "Anyway, Hou Yi's bow remained, and after a thousand years, he became a spirit. ”

"It is rumored that this spirit is in the Middle Wilderness, and if the shopkeeper finds him, he may have a chance to rescue the King of the Eastern Wilderness. ”

"In the middle of the wilderness", Yu Sheng turned his head to look at Red Red Flame, "Is there such a monster?"

"Bow Demon?" Red Red Flame shook his head, he hadn't heard of it, "As far as I know, there aren't many youkai who are powerful with bows. ”

"Stupid, not with a bow, but with arrows, he himself is a bow. Yu Sheng said.

Red Red Flame still didn't know.

"My king didn't say anything, and the shopkeeper Yu could only find it slowly by himself. He stood up and said goodbye to the rest of his life.

For the rest of his life, he remembered that he had received the ghost who jumped off the building, and after seeing him leave, he sat with Hong Chiyan for a while.

Yu Sheng asked him to ask the monsters in the city if he knew that there was such a monster.

"If you don't know, let the caravans inquire more when they go out to do business. Yu Sheng said.

Hong Chiyan stood up, "Shopkeeper Yu, don't worry, your mother is my mother, and we will go all out for your mother's news!"

"Why is this awkward?"

The rest of his life came back and drove him away, "Fuck your uncle, you don't have a mother? ”

Red Flame smiled and left.

The rest of my life sat by the window for a while, and the sun was shining on the autumn morning, reflecting on the tiled roof, illuminating the tranquility of the city.

The noise of the newcomers downstairs, the hawking of the shops on the street, and the ......

Yu Sheng's brows suddenly furrowed, leaned out, and looked at the figure of Hong Chiyan leaving: "Old Hong, remember to settle the account!"

Red Red Flame had already gotten on the bridge, and he didn't look back, he didn't seem to hear it, but his steps were fast.

Yu Sheng shouted again, and seeing that he didn't look back, he said to the monsters below who looked up at him, "Help me shout." ”

So, from the front of the inn, "Lao Hong, remember to settle the account", it was passed all the way to the bridge and to Hong Chiyan's side.

At this time, Red Red Flame couldn't pretend not to hear, he turned around and beckoned to Yu Sheng, signaling that he heard.

Only then did he get up satisfied.

When he came out of the private room, he saw that the inn had quieted down, and only the little boy and the thousand-faced fox demon were waiting for him.

"Why did you quiet down?" wondered for the rest of your life.

The little boy smiled: "Shopkeeper Yu, you are going to pick up a knife to cut people tomorrow, who dares to say a word." ”

"Sometimes, if the board doesn't hit these people, they don't know that it hurts. Yu Sheng said.