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It is said that because of his scandal, Chen Xiaotang had to postpone his contact with the Wing Chun Martial Arts Hall. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Three days later, waiting for the general trend of the entire rivers and lakes to be even, and the general trend of entertainment to open high and go low, Chen Xiaotang took the fat man Wang Jing to the Wing Chun Martial Arts Hall to discuss the filming of "Ip Man".

Wing Chun martial arts halls are blooming all over Hong Kong, Kowloon, the New Territories, and Hong Kong Island. It can be said that there are names of Wing Chun everywhere on the rivers and lakes.

Chen Xiaotang knew that his "luck" had been too high recently, and many pairs of eyes were staring at him, especially since he had just caused such a big trouble, so he wanted to keep a low profile and inform the Wing Chun Martial Arts Hall in the New Territories in a very low-key manner: I am going to visit you this afternoon!

But Chen Xiaotang completely ignored how famous he is, how awesome he is in the entertainment industry, how thunderous he is in the martial arts world, and now how much Ximen Qing vs. Jin Zhumei is in the gossip news world.......

In short, as soon as the Wing Chun Martial Arts Hall heard the news that he was coming to visit, the whole hall immediately mobilized, and the big guys discussed how to "welcome" this popular topic figure.

As for Chen Xiaotang, he still discussed with the fat man in a daze, what kind of clothes to wear to the meeting.

Chen Xiaotang wanted to wear a suit and formal suit, but the fat man said that this was not to talk about business, what was he doing in such a formal way? Do you want to bring a few more female secretaries?

Chen Xiaotang was speechless and said, "Then how do you think I should dress?" ”

The fat man grinned, he meant to wear a set of dazzling black tunics in "Jingwu Heroes", cool enough and handsome enough!

Chen Xiaotang shook his head, thinking that wearing a Mao suit looked too murderous, after all, he wore this suit to kick the gym. This time I was visiting Wing Chun Mun, not going to the kicking hall.

The fat man nodded, thinking that Chen Xiaotang made sense, and then said, "Do you want to wear a simple dress?" ”

"Quaint?" Chen Xiaotang was surprised.

Suddenly. Chen Xiaotang looked at himself in the mirror and felt that this was too "quaint", and even approached the highest level of "quaintness" ---- antiques!

But in the mirror, Chen Xiaotang was wearing a navy blue horse coat, black silk pants, and a pair of black soft-soled cloth shoes under his feet.

"I'm picking, fatty. What did you dress me up into? Alive, dug up from the grave! ”

"Cut. All the bones are dug up from the grave, how can there be a handsome guy like you! ”

"No, I think this look is a little too retro, should I not change it again?" Chen Xiaotang pleaded.

"Don't pick and choose!" The fat man said righteously, "How many people in Black Africa still have no clothes to wear, you have changed one after another." Be content! ”

"It seems, it seems, Africans don't wear much clothes in the first place......" Chen Xiaotang wondered.

But since the fat man has been a stylist. Chen Xiaotang had no choice but to accept this very antique look, and then went out in fear.

Chen Xiaotang and the fat man got together, and they couldn't attract attention to each other's short coats. Before he left the company, he was already bent over with a smile from his subordinates, wow, look, the old master and the big sweet potato!

Chen Xiaotang was depressed. The fat man glared, "Do you think the salary is too much?!" ”

One sentence kills all gossip.

Immediately, the surroundings changed to praise again, "This body wears this dress, one word, enough taste!" ”

Shame on your mother, these are three words!

The fat man despised the other party's ignorance.

The fat man drove the car, and Chen Xiaotang entered the excited state of "sitting on the train, singing and eating hot pot", thinking about what to say when he got to the land.

Twenty minutes later, I finally arrived in front of the mountain gate of the Wing Chun Martial Arts Hall.

But I saw an ancient archway standing tall, and there was no Shaolin sweeping monk in "Dragon Babu" at the door, and some were a group of Wing Chun men people in suits and leather shoes.

Seeing the other party's "well-dressed" dress, Chen Xiaotang felt really evil!

Looking at his own horse coat again, he immediately even had the idea of kicking the fat man to death.

The fat man was also stunned, he was surprised by the change in the other party's outfit, why did the martial arts hall take the international route?

"Ahem, Ah Tang, it's time to get off!"

"You go down first!"

"No, it's you who leads today, you go first!"

The two pushed and shoved, and neither of them wanted to get out of the car first.

Nonsense, can you go down dressed like this? If you go down, you won't be played as a monkey?!

Fortunately, I kept a low profile today, and if I was seen by those media reporters, I wouldn't be killed by laughter?!

Seeing that the fat man, the culprit, was still chirping crookedly at this time, Chen Xiaotang kicked his ass mercilessly, and the fat man jumped out of the car with a snort.

As expected, as soon as those people in the Wing Chun Martial Arts Hall saw this fat man dressed up, they all swiped "huh".

The fat man was also clever, patted the dust on his body, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry everyone, I was originally making a cameo on the set, but I didn't even have time to take off my costume because I was in a hurry!" ”

Good eloquence! Chen Xiaotang praised one.

This fat man is really not an ordinary person, he is definitely a big talker! Look, don't frown when you lie, talk and laugh more than Hongru!

The group of Wing Chun men people were obviously fooled by the fat man's words, and they all showed an expression of "sudden realization".

Seeing them like this, Chen Xiaotang breathed a sigh of relief, and said in his heart, it's finally time for me to play!

But when I saw him open the car door, a cloth shoe, and slowly come down!

The moment Chen Xiaotang stepped out of the car, he suddenly saw a group of people rushing over.

Chen Xiaotang hurriedly made a defensive statement, damn, there are ambushes!

**It's the people of Wing Chun who know that they have knocked out the two major martial arts halls, and they think that they are here to smash the field, so they are the first to strike.

Just when Chen Xiaotang was muttering to himself, he saw a crackling and a flashing magnesium lamp.

Oops, it's not an ambush, it's a reporter who is even more cheating than an ambush!

Aren't you low-key? How?!

Chen Xiaotang wondered, he couldn't figure out how he had exposed his whereabouts.

When those reporters saw him coming down, they couldn't help but surround him, needless to say, all the questions were gossip about him and Weng Meiling.

Chen Xiaotang is distressed, didn't he just ask this question a few days ago, why did he come back again? Could it be that gossip news also pays attention to "breaking news and renovating"?!

Ignore these chasing paparazzi. Chan Siu-tong walked straight towards the Wing Chun gang.

The leader of Wing Chun is the "senior brother" of the martial arts hall, and he is holding his arms and looking at Chen Xiaotang at the moment, looking very disdainful.

It turned out that when I heard that Chen Xiaotang was coming, the entire Wing Chun Martial Arts Hall was in a mess, especially those senior sisters and sisters were even more lively, competing to apply grease and powder one by one, and dress up in fancy ways, which made the senior brother feel very unhappy. Isn't he just a bullshit star? Can you be so strong? Damn, if you really haven't seen a handsome guy, look at me, how handsome and cool, it's just a sculpture!

It's just that the senior sisters and sisters are complaining and making waves, who knows that even Master Huang Liang actually looked at Chen Xiaotang's visit very grandly. Originally, the big guys were wearing short combat training uniforms, and Master Huang Liang spoke. They all had to wear a suit and tie as a sign of respect.

I'll lose your mother, a joke. Respect his size!

The elder brother was very depressed. Super unpleasant.

Therefore, when he saw Chen Xiaotang, his first feeling was that he wanted to blow him up so much.

Chen Xiaotang saw the other party's disdainful expression at a glance. However, he didn't take this kind of small family to heart, and stretched out his hand and said, "Hello, I'm Chen Xiaotang!" ”

The senior brother still hugged his arm and didn't shake hands with him, squinting his eyes and saying, "I know, even if you don't say it." Everyone also knows that you are Chen Xiaotang! It's very famous, a martial arts star, a singer-songwriter, and now she's still showing off her might in the martial arts world......"

"Hehe, I don't dare to show off my might, it's just that the big guy is loving, and he is a little humble during the competition!" Seeing that the other party refused to shake hands with him, Chen Xiaotang simply took his hand back and said with a smile, "But when I encounter some thorns who don't know what to do, I'm still happy to teach him a good lesson, so that he can at least understand what is called courtesy, righteousness, honesty and hospitality!" ”

"What do you mean by that?" The senior brother was angry, and the other party obviously had something to say.

"It's not interesting, I have something to discuss with Master Huang, and please lead the way!" The corners of Chen Xiaotang's mouth showed a touch of unruly arc.

The senior brother snorted coldly, "We are here in Wing Chun!" It's not a Xingyi door, and it's not a gossip door! If you want to meet our master, you can, you can watch a lion dance first! ”

Lion dance?! Is it the rule of Wing Chun to welcome distinguished guests?

Just when Chen Xiaotang was curious, he saw a burst of gongs and drums suddenly sound.

Knock knock, knock knock!

With the cheerful sound of gongs and drums, I saw a lion with a copper head and iron feet jumping out with a head and tail.

The lion jumped to the center of the field and began to play, and most of the moves in the southern lion dance danced were what lion rolled hydrangea, scratched ears and cheeks, rhinoceros looked at the moon, and turned over the river and the sea......

I have to say that the lion dancer has some ability, such a heavy lion head can be played by them, whether it is strength or physical strength, it is first-class and good.

After a lion dance, the sound of gongs and drums suddenly stopped, and then it became rapid.

Immediately, six benches were taken out, and they were joined end to end to form a narrow dragon.

Just when Chen Xiaotang was surprised what trick he was going to play. But I saw that the senior brother waved his hand and said, "Please invite your guests to cross the mountain gate!" ”

Before Chen Xiaotang could figure it out, he saw the senior brother sneering and stretched out his hand to him, "Please!" ”

Chen Xiaotang: "......"

At this time, the fat man Wang Jing came over and said: "Tang Zai, this is the rule of the Wing Chun Gate, when you come to the distinguished guests, you have to go on the bench to challenge the lion king who welcomes the guests, and only by breaking through the bench can you enter the mountain gate." Don't miss or fall during this period! ”

Pick, what kind of rule is this? Chen Xiaotang was stunned.

The fat man instigated: "Don't hesitate, those reporters are watching all the time, hurry up!" It's just a lion, it's easy to get it! I'll top you first! ”

Chen Xiaotang: I'm on your head, it's not you who fights with lions!

But luckily it's just a fake lion, and if it's real, it would be miserable.

But then again, today I am really suitable for lion fighting, is it the will of God?!

Chen Xiaotang suddenly had a feeling of being "Huang Feihong". (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )