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"Xiang Beibei, it's early!"

An ordinary greeting made the lively classroom instantly silent, and the needle drop could be heard.

Almost all the boys looked at the competent people with admiration and sympathy, and mourned silently in their hearts: "Powerful people...... The greatness of life, the glory of death, the martyrs of the revolution, immortal! ”

The boys who tried to get close to Xiang Beibei started with a 'kind' greeting at first, but in exchange for Xiang Beibei's smiling ignorance.

If you ignore it, you can still smile, and the whole world will be the only one to Beibei.

Just imagine, you are 'kind' and 'enthusiastic' to greet people, but in exchange for the other party's ignorance, or smile and ignore it, how embarrassing, how faceless, good-tempered and smiling, holding your own breath, bad temper, scolding is light, catching up with the small amount of energy, you will hate you.

It is said that it is better to offend the gentleman, not to offend the villain, you offend the gentleman, the gentleman takes into account his identity, cultivation and other reasons, and basically will not trouble you, but if you offend the villain, you just wait for bad luck! Smashing your glass today, splashing you with tomorrow will kill you, but it will disgust you to death.

Among the boys who tried to get close to Xiang Beibei in the past, there were a few small and villains, who had a bad idea against Xiang Beibei behind their backs, but in the end, the fate of these people was extremely tragic.

According to rumors, it's just rumors, the lightest of them was broken with two legs, and he can only sit in a wheelchair for the rest of his life, and the heaviest one, I heard, just heard, I heard that he was broken limbs, and it was more miserable than a vegetative person, at least a vegetative person will not have any sense, it doesn't matter how it is, but the one who was broken has five limbs, but his mind is very clear, he can speak, see and hear, but he can't move, put himself in his shoes, life is better than death.

Later, I 'heard' that the benevolent brother only lasted for a month, and then he bit his tongue and committed suicide, and he was miserable and miserable.

The notorious Xiang Beibei has not been accosted for more than half a year, and as soon as the Shangguan opened his mouth today, the whole class was suddenly shocked, and the kind-hearted began to draw a cross on the chest, and the lack of heart and eyes also silently recited: Go all the way, burn paper in the coming year.

Zhang Tingting's eyes widened at this moment, and she looked at Shangguan in disbelief, are you impatient?

Under the absolute attention of the whole class, Xiang Beibei looked like a smile, seeing Xiang Beibei's expression that was no different from the past, the eyes of the whole class were full of sympathy, powerful man, the original owner bless you, immeasurable Tianzun.

Xiang Beibei nodded with a smile and spat out a word: "Morning." ”

Click――

The whole class was petrified, as if they had seen the end of the world, and their expressions were full of horror.

"Huh." Shangguan Nengren smiled and asked, "Are you alright?" ”

Xiang Beibei nodded with a smile: "It's okay, what about you?" ”

"Uh......" Shangguan clamped his legs, coughed dryly, and had a hint of resentment in his eyes: "It will take a few days." ”

"Hehehe...... "Xiang Beibei's face flushed: "It's only a few days, compared to what you earned, it's already very light." ”

The topic of "coughing ......" made Shangguan people more and more painful, laughed twice, and stopped talking.

Xiang Beibei smiled slightly, took out the books from his schoolbag, and patiently sorted them out.

Kara -

The petrified students in the class shattered in an instant, turning into rubble, and at the same time their hearts were shattered.

Doomsday! It must be the end of the world!

Xiang Beibei actually talked to a male classmate with a pleasant face, is 2012 real?

At this moment, the thought of 'having fun early' popped up in the minds of most of the students in the class, because the end of the world was only a few months away, and if they didn't enjoy it, they wouldn't have a chance.

The dumbfounded table of the competent man stabbed the arm of the competent person.

"Do you absorb F-level foreign language skills?"

Belch?

Shangguan was stunned, Derpy's academic performance was in the middle and upper part of the class, how could it be that his foreign language ability was only F? And F-level foreign language is her strongest ability, which is too cheating!

hesitated in his heart, but thinking about the current society, it is not a bad craft to be able to master a foreign language, and the competent person gritted his teeth: "Absorption!" ”

"Successfully absorbed, obtained F-level foreign language ability, because foreign language belongs to the sub-item of the major 'bachelor', open the eighth major item 'bachelor'."

Bachelor? What's that?

Shangguan people hurriedly brought out the eighth major item to check, and when he saw it, he immediately looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.

Bachelor's degree: Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry, Politics, History, Geography, Language, Foreign Languages [English, Russian, Japanese, French, German, Spanish, Italian].

A large sub-item is unusually large, but for a competent person, it is the easiest major item to absorb, and on campus, the ability of each subject is not for him to absorb.

What excites the senses the most is that the grading of foreign language ability is completely different from other subjects, and the grading from low to high is proficiency in one foreign language, proficiency in two foreign languages, and proficiency in three foreign languages...... And so on.

To put it simply, a foreign language of F level is equivalent to mastering a foreign language ability, but the first foreign language can only be the international English language, if you upgrade to another level, you will be proficient in the second foreign language ability, but the order can be chosen by yourself.

For example, if you want to absorb E-level foreign language ability, you can choose one of the other six foreign languages you want, even if the absorption object is French, you can also change it to Japanese to absorb it, and I don't know if this is a benefit that comes with the system?

When he was excited, the dumb tablemate next to him stabbed him again, and Shangguan was suddenly unhappy, turned his head, and glared at the dumb tablemate viciously: "What are you doing?" ”

Derpy's eyes behind the lenses were full of horror, and he said in a trembling voice, "You...... Are you not an evil alien, possessed ...... Possess my classmates and then launch an attack on Earth on the day of the end of the world? ”

Competent man: "......"

People will always encounter some incomprehensible things in this life, and then subjectively imagine them, turn them into their own subjective supernatural consciousness, and spread them, so that religion and superstition are formed.

Shangguan Nengren suddenly had such an idea in his mind: "In the myths and stories hundreds of years later, there should be no legend of my brother, right?" ”

One day, hundreds of years later, a grim-faced grandmother frightened her disobedient grandson: "Cry again? Cry again, the ogre, and the competent man will come to eat you! Then the little grandson suddenly shook his whole body, covered his head with the quilt, and didn't dare to cry anymore.

The ogre is a functional man, and his murderous reputation has been passed down for hundreds of years, and he can stop children crying at night,

"......" Shangguan shook his head vigorously, threw this discordant picture out of his head, coughed dryly, and looked at the stunned table with sympathetic eyes: "You should go to the neurology department." ”

“……”

On the first day of school, there was a super hot topic in the second class of the third year of high school, almost everyone was discussing the connection between Xiang Beibei and Shangshangneng and the end of the world, and even some timid people wondered if they should take advantage of the fact that they only had a few months to live and indulge wildly? You can't just find out that this life is meaningless after you die!

These thoughts did not gradually stop until the class teacher walked into the classroom.

The head teacher's surname is Wang, he is an uncle in his forties, he teaches Chinese, he is very strict, and the students who commit crimes in his hands have an extremely tragic ending.

Seeing the effect he caused, King Yama nodded secretly with satisfaction, stood on the podium, and said: "Students, the summer vacation has passed, and today is also the beginning of school, I think you also know that this is the last year of high school in your life, and next year will usher in the college entrance examination that will affect your life, so I hope you can seize the last year and don't let the future leave regrets." ”

After a pause, King Yama said: "The leaders of each group will put away their summer vacation homework, and then rearrange the seats, for the sake of fairness, this ranking is subject to the lottery, let's start!" ”

As soon as they heard that they were going to be re-ranked, in addition to Xiang Beibei's table and Shangguanren, almost all the boys collectively shivered, and prayed to God and Buddha: God, Holy Mary, Buddha, Sanqing Daozun...... Bless me from sitting with the goddess of doom! I'm never going to watch romantic action movies and jerk off again......

The leaders of each group put away the summer vacation homework and put it on the podium, at this time, the king of Yama also took out two small cardboard boxes, took out the seat numbers prepared in advance, and put them into two boxes respectively, although this time it was a lottery to arrange the seats, but the king of Yama still adhered to the principle of the same table for men and women, and divided the different seats into two parts to avoid the possibility of the same table for men and women or the same table for women and women.

To say that the 2nd class of the third year of high school is also a wonder of each class, there are 56 people in the class, no more, no less, 28 men and 28 men and women, which shows that the parents of this class of students are still very obedient to the sky, avoiding the evil consequences of the unbalanced ratio of men and women in China.

The results of the lottery came out quickly, and Shangguan looked at the number in his hand: B6.

The class seats are arranged in this way, the number of rows is represented by letters, and the number of rows is expressed by numbers, the so-called B6 is the sixth row of the second row, and the second class of the third year of high school is eight rows and seven rows, and the seats of the competent people are in the penultimate row of the second row, a very good position, especially for those poor students, it is a revolutionary base that is lazy to sleep and read miscellaneous books in class and is not easy to be discovered.

Shangguan Neng people packed their schoolbags, gave a flying kiss to the stupid table next to him, and said that if you have Nala, I will miss you, and then under Derpy's frightened gaze, he smiled and walked towards the back row.

When the competent person walked to the new seat, his face suddenly froze, and he rubbed his eyes vigorously, unable to believe that he was actually sitting with her.

"What's wrong? You won't be my tablemate, will you? Hehehe......"

The familiar smiling face, the familiar laughter, and the familiar red hairpin, the Shangguan people looked up to the sky and howled: "The sky and the earth!" Do you want to play to death to be willing! ”

Shangguan is a new person at the same table, and the smiling lady is also to Beibei!

When all the boys saw Shangguan and Xiang Beibei sitting together, they immediately looked at him with joy and sympathy: "Brother, thank you for making such a sacrifice in the last year of our high school, and we will burn paper for you in the coming year."

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