Chapter 9 The Realm of Returning to the Yuan Chapter 013 Big Brother is so powerful

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Chapter 013 of Chapter 013 of the Realm of Returning to the Ninth Origin is so powerful

In the Guiyuan Realm, many people know that every planet of intelligent life is separated by countless light years, and even if they have the ability to build a spaceship far faster than the speed of light, no one dares to try this crazy behavior. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

There are many Guiyuan Realm sects that have been trying to reach another intelligent life planet through spaceships, but after so many years, the spaceships have been sent out in batches, but the news has not been transmitted at all.

Especially on a planet where the level of science and technology has reached a very high level, there have been sects that have used the method of information transmission to send irregular signal waves to space, but they have never received any response.

Everyone understands that if they can rely on the form of a spaceship to reach another planet of intelligent life, then the Guiyuan Realm will also usher in a huge change, but unfortunately, so far, no one has been able to do this.

If the three neurotic brothers in front of them really flew from a planet of intelligent life to the planet Habaglou in a spaceship, then what they represent behind them is definitely a super storm that is enough to cause a big earthquake in the Guiyuan Realm!

Even if the matter of flying from one intelligent life planet to another intelligent life planet in a spaceship is just the neurotic talk of these three people, but the weird and terrifying attack method they had before was enough to make Ma Yuhui's heart pound, which was definitely the first element that could attract him!

Seeing that these three neuropaths were getting more and more noisy there, Ma Yuhui calmed down for a moment, coughed lightly and said, "That, don't you three obviously want to find your parents' graves?" At this point, do you still need to quarrel? ”

The noisy noise that was still messy just now disappeared, and the three pairs of eyes fell on Ma Yuhui's body in a flash, and the eldest brother frowned and said, "Why do you know something that even our three brothers can't tell the difference?" ”

"Because I know a lot about you." Seeing that his words had successfully attracted the attention of the other party, Ma Yuhui coughed lightly and said, "For example, I know that the three of you are actually brothers, you are the eldest brother, he is the second brother, and he is the third brother, am I right?" ”

"Huh, how do you know so clearly?!" The eldest brother showed an extremely surprised expression, and nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice, "That's right, you're right, the three of us are really brothers of the same mother, I'm the eldest brother, he's the second brother, he's the third brother, what you said is not wrong at all!" What else do you know? ”

"I know a lot more about it." Ma Yuhui took a measured measure, stood there and said very calmly: "In addition to knowing that the three of you are brothers, I also know that you are actually disciples of the Returning Yuan Realm Earth Demon Sect, right?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes......" The third brother nodded with a look of surprise and said: "That's right, that's right, we are really disciples of the Earth Demon Sect, you even know this, it's really amazing!" I adore you so much!! ”

"What else do you know?" The second brother also looked at Ma Yuhui with expectation at this time, and urged: "Do you know that we are actually disciples of the outer court of the Earth Demon Sect, do you know that we were driven to the intelligent life planet because of our mistakes, and do you know that we were banished to space and wander around?" ”

“…… Yes, I know it all. Ma Yuhui was stunned for a moment, and then said in an extremely affirmative tone: "I know that you are the outer court disciples of the Earth Demon Sect, and you were driven to the intelligent life planet and exiled to outer space because of your mistake!" ”

"Oh my God, that's amazing!" The second brother was pleasantly surprised and said, "That's right, that's not wrong at all!" Big brother, third brother, he really knows everything about us, it's great, it's great!! ”

"Big brother? No, from now on, I am your second brother, you are the third brother, and you are the fourth brother! Who knows, the big brother waved his hand directly: "Remember, from now on we have a new big brother!" ”

"Who?" The second brother and the third brother asked in unison.

"That's him, he's our new big brother!" Pointing his finger at Ma Yuhui, the eldest brother said as a matter of course: "He knows all our things, and if we don't understand anything in the future, we will ask him, so who will be the eldest brother if he is not the eldest brother?!" ”

"That's right, that's right, the second brother is right!" The two neuropaths looked at Ma Yuhui with bright eyes, and nodded again and again, "From now on, you are our eldest brother, hurry up, hurry up, pack your things!" ”

"Uh......" Ma Yuhui didn't expect things to come to this point, he lost his mind for a moment before asking, "Pack up?" I'm your big brother, what does it have to do with me packing up? ”

"Of course it does!" The status has changed from the eldest brother to the second brother's neurotic nodding and saying: "Look, from now on you are our eldest brother, and then you are our own brother, and then we have to go to find our parents' graves, and then we must take us to the eldest brother, and then we must take us to the eldest brother, and then we will ...... again."

"Alright, no need to go any further." Ma Yuhui waved his hand and said, "Have you forgotten?" In fact, your parents' graves are on this planet of intelligent life, so why run elsewhere? ”

"Ah...... Where is our parents' grave? The three neuropaths said in unison, "Where?" Take us there! ”

"What's the hurry, you just got off the spaceship, don't you feel hungry?" Ma Yuhui stood there with a look of pointing out the country, and said: "What's more, my parents have been dead for more than 10,000 years, and the tomb has long been suppressed by a big mountain. ”

"It's also oh ......" The three neuropaths glanced at each other, and all of them gave a thumbs up to Ma Yuhui and said, "Big brother is big brother, even talking is so stylish!" ”

After speaking, the original eldest brother and now the second brother reached out and patted the shoulders of the two brothers and said, "Since the eldest brother has said so, then let's go find a place to eat first, and say, do you want to eat meat or do you want to eat meat?" ”

"We're going to eat vegetables!" The two neuropaths said in unison: "Eat lots and lots of dishes!" ”

"Okay, worthy of being my Ye Gang's brother!" Patting the shoulders of the two brothers beside him heavily, Ye Gang laughed and said, "It's good to eat vegetables, it's really good to eat vegetables!" Let's go, let's eat meat! ”

"Well, let's eat meat!" The remaining two nodded heavily.

At this time, Ma Yuhui, who couldn't stand the idiot words of the three people next to him, shouted at Ye Gang: "Ye Gang, slow down!" ”

"Yike...... Big brother, how did you know my name?! Ye Gang jumped up as if he had seen a ghost, and looked at Ma Yuhui with a shocked face, "Can the eldest brother pinch and calculate, know five hundred years before and five hundred years later?!" ”

"Idiot!" Ma Yuhui scolded tentatively, but seeing that the three of them all had aggrieved expressions, he relieved himself and said: "The three of you are my younger brothers, and I am the eldest brother of the three of you, how can I not know your names?!" ”

"Yes...... the three of them looked at each other, the third brother on Ye Gang's left and the fourth brother on the right, and asked at the same time, "Then big brother, do you know our names?" Call to hear, call to hear! ”

"......" pretended to be struck by lightning, Ma Yuhui was stunned, and only then did he roll his eyes and speak: "You two fools, I am your eldest brother, shouldn't you add your name before speaking?" You forgot, adding your name before you speak, it's a very old ritual! ”

"Yes...... the remaining two people looked stunned, and then, the guy on Ye Gang's left side said in a fart: "Ye Xiong, big brother, do you know what my name is?" ”

"Of course I do!" Ma Yuhui said affirmatively: "Your name is Ye Xiong, you are my third brother!" ”

"Yes, yes, exactly!" Ye Xiong danced and said: "Second brother, fourth brother, listen to you, the eldest brother called my name, the eldest brother knows my name, the eldest brother really knows my name!" ”

"Ye Hong, big brother, what about me? Do you know my name? Seeing that Ma Yuhui accurately called out the names of the other two people, the last one was also anxious, and almost jumped to his feet and asked.

"Of course you do." Ma Yuhui looked at him with a smile, "Your name is Ye Hong, and you are my fourth brother!" ”

"Yay...... That's right, that's right! Ye Hong cheered, happily not knowing the southeast and northwest.

And seeing that Ma Yuhui deceived the trust of the three of them with this extremely clumsy method outside the gate of the courtyard, and successfully became the eldest brother of these three neurotics, a group of people standing in the courtyard looked at each other, and only after a long time did one person say: "It is worthy of great-grandfather uncle!" ”

At the same time, Ma Yuhui had completely won the respect and trust of Ye Xiong and the others, and he patted the shoulders of the three of them unusually boldly, and said, "Are you hungry?" Come, big brother will take you to eat something delicious! ”

"Yes, yes, yes, there's something delicious to eat!" Ye Hong clapped his palms and cheered, like a child who got a snack, a kind of innocence that was invisibly revealed, but it became synonymous with a stupid hat in the eyes of others.

Ma Yuhui took the three of them to a nearby restaurant, ordered a table full of wine and food in one go, and waited until the three of them were seated, he took a look at the environment in the box, turned his head to Ye Gang and said, "Ye Gang, tell me what you want to eat, big brother can satisfy you all!" ”

"Big brother is the best!" Ye Gang's rough face showed a look of embarrassment, and he said wryly: "I...... I want to eat vegetables, Chinese cabbage, small greens, anything can ......"

"Oh, but we've already ordered a lot of greens." Ma Yuhui was almost choked, but he finally stabilized his position before he looked at Ye Xiong, "By the way, where did you three park the spaceship?" ”

"It's parked in a big pit outside the city." Ye Xiong replied, "It's that big black pit." ”

“…… Near East Lake! Ma Yuhui raised his hand and rubbed his face, trying his best to make the expression on his face look more gentle and more affinity, and he said to the youngest Ye Hong: "You can't park the spaceship indiscriminately, otherwise someone will sneak it away...... Well, give the remote control to Big Brother, and Big Brother will help you drive the spaceship to a safe place. ”

"Oh......" Ye Hong almost didn't think about it, he took out the remote control of the spaceship, honestly handed it to Ma Yuhui, and said, "Oh, big brother, this is the remote control of the spaceship, will the big brother turn it on?" ”

"Slap ......" Ye Hong's words just fell, and Ye Gang, who was sitting next to him, had already slapped him on the head and said, "You are a psychopath, how can our eldest brother not drive a spaceship!" Big brother, you said yes, right? ”

"......" Ma Yuhui, who was just about to ask how to use the remote control, immediately swallowed back the words that came to his mouth as soon as he heard this, and he nodded as a matter of course: "Fly the spaceship, how could I not!" ”

"Yes, yes, I'll just say, how can my eldest brother not drive a spaceship!" Ye Gang was beaming when he first boarded.

Ma Yuhui deeply understands the cost of pretending to be a fool and fooling a fool, but in the current situation, he can only slap his swollen face and continue to hold on, and can only pray that Gang Ye will know how to drive this kind of high-tech spaceship!

Slowly standing up from his seat, Ma Yuhui sat back a little uneasily, and said to the three of them in a serious voice: "By the way, during the time I used to drive the spaceship, the three of you must stay here honestly, and the three of you are not allowed to go anywhere until I come back, understand?" ”

"Why......" Ye Gang said in confusion: "Big brother, you weren't like this before, didn't you always let us run casually and go wherever we wanted?" Why didn't you let us go this time? ”

"Yes, yes, big brother didn't do this before!" Ye Hong and Ye Xiong nodded matter-of-factly.

Ma Yuhui had no choice but to run the train and said: "That's because we weren't here before, this place is actually very bad, if the three of you go out from here, I'm afraid you will be deceived by the bad guys." ”

"But why did the bad guys deceive us? We're bad people, too! Ye Xiong said eloquently: "How can there be a reason for bad people to deceive bad people? Big brother, you're not mistaken! ”

"How could I be mistaken!" Ma Yuhui had already gritted his teeth in his heart, but a gentle smile appeared on his face, and he asked Ye Gang and the others, "Do you think the three of you are all bad people?" ”

"Of course yes, we're not just bad guys, we're also the biggest, big, big Ye Gang and the three of them didn't think about it, so they nodded their heads like chickens pecking rice.

Ma Yuhui showed a very interested expression and asked, "Oh? So what bad things have you all done? Tell me about it? ”

"We've killed people!" Ye Gang stood up from his chair all of a sudden, and said with his nostrils facing the sky: "We have killed many, many people on a planet of intelligent life, one, two, three, four, five...... Well, at least six! ”

"We set the fire!" Ye Xiong also stood up after him, his chin rose forty-five degrees, and said coaxingly: "We have set fires on many intelligent life planets, and we have burned a large area of fire!" ”

"We've robbed!" Ye Hong followed, stood up and scratched his nose, and said proudly: "We have robbed many people, there are men and women, and there are men and women!" ”

Hey, I didn't expect these three neuropaths to do a lot of bad things! Hearing these three people reveal the bad things they had done, the words that Ma Yuhui had prepared were completely useless.

But according to his character, how could he surrender so easily? So, with a blink of his eyes, Ma Yuhui had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and he showed an extremely disdainful smile, "Go, go, you guys can also call it a bad thing?!" ”

"Uh......" The three Ye Gang brothers, who had stood up and were about to accept Ma Yuhui's praise, were stunned, and after a few seconds, Ye Gang said unconvinced: "Big brother, why aren't we calling this a bad thing?" ”

"Because you're not bad enough!" Ma Yuhui looked at the three of them condescendingly, and asked with an extremely serious face: "I'll ask you, Ye Gang!" Have you ever snatched a sugar gourd from a little girl's hand and grimaced at her from a distance, causing her to sit on the ground sadly and cry for her mother? ”

"I didn't ...... No ......" Ye Gang was stunned, his nostrils that were originally raised high lowered a lot unconsciously, and there was still an embarrassed expression on his face, and his confidence was much weaker.

"What about you, Ye Xiong!" Ma Yuhui squinted at Ye Xiong and asked, "Have you ever rushed up to step on the little boy's ball when the little boy was playing football, and made a fierce appearance to scare the little boy into crying?!" ”

"Uh......" Ye Xiong's high chin dropped slightly, and he replied in a panicked manner, "No...... Haven't done ......"

"Okay, what about you, Ye Hong!" Ma Yuhui nodded slightly, looked at Ye Hong, who was a little at a loss, and asked, "Did you rush into the toilet and snatch all his handpaper away when someone was squatting in the toilet, and stand far away, tearing the handpaper into pieces and burning them one by one in front of him?!" ”

"I ...... Not...... Haven't done it before......"

"Let me ask you three, did you ever throw a stone into the river while someone was fishing?"

"I didn't ...... Haven't done it before......"

"Then have you ever made a cockroach and threw it on someone's stove when they were cooking?"

"I didn't ...... I haven't done it before......"

"Then have you ever stood outside the window and pretended to be a ghost to scare people when they were taking a bath?"

"I didn't ...... There is no ...... either."

"Haven't done anything, and the three of you are embarrassed to say that you are bad people?!" Ma Yuhui looked at the three people with disdain, until he suppressed all the aura of the three of them, and until the three of them lowered their heads in embarrassment, he looked like he hated iron but not steel, and sighed: "As a bad person, the three of you are not qualified at all, so do you still think that no one will cheat you away?" ”

"No...... Not anymore......"

"Good." Ma Yuhui cleared his throat and nodded, "Then the three of you just stay here honestly, you know?" ”

"Got it......"

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