Chapter 226: When a Gentleman (II)
Chapter 226: When a Gentleman (II)
"Hey, your boyfriend is going to buy pastries?" The boss saw Qin Xuebing walking towards the opposite side, and he didn't even care about the work in his hands, so he hurriedly ran out and asked.
"yes, what's wrong?" Ye Zijing was a little strange, it was not normal to buy pastries, and there was also an old woman walking towards the pastry shop opposite.
"Do you really don't know or fake don't know, these are cake cutting parties, you can't be provoked, hurry up and call your boyfriend back." The boss has a good heart, and he is as anxious as an ant on a hot pot.
"Cake cutting party?" Ye Zijing was stunned, although she actually ate a stall, it was the first time she had heard this kind of statement.
"You really don't know, the cake cutting party is all over the country, and I don't know how many people have been pitted, you better hurry up and call your boyfriend back, otherwise it will be too late for the pastry." The boss urged again.
"Cake cutting party, pit people, interesting."
The corners of Ye Zijing's mouth curled slightly, she held her chin and looked in the direction of Qin Xuebing, and said: "Boss, don't worry, the person who can pit him hasn't been born yet, if you are interested, sit down and watch a good show with me, and by the way, tell me the origin of the cake-cutting party." ”
"You ......"
The boss didn't know what to say, so he could only shake his head helplessly and sit down: "The cake cutting party, to put it bluntly, is a group of garbage put together, and the pit is above board......
There was a woman with a camera next to the stall who asked Yu Hong to quickly turn on the camera when she saw the situation across the street, and sighed: "Two more people have been fooled, and I don't know when we will be able to drive these dog-day cake cutters out of Los Angeles." ”
Qin Xuebing had already walked to the pastry stall, and it just so happened that there was an old woman who also came to the stall together. The old woman's clothes were plain. It's even a little dilapidated, and it can be seen that the family conditions are not very good.
Qin Xuebing turned sideways and let the old man go first. The old man asked, "How much is this cake a pound?" ”
"Four dollars, how much you want to buy and cut it yourself." The hook-nosed man took out a strangely shaped knife and handed it to the old woman.
The old woman made a cut. But because of his age, he didn't have much strength in his hands, and this knife only went three centimeters deep.
The old woman handed the knife to the hook-nosed man: "You can cut it for me, just follow this line." ”
"Okay." The hook-nosed man has sharp hands and feet, and once he goes down, he will cut off a piece, which is estimated to be the size of a palm, and Qin Xuebing estimates that it should weigh more than a catty.
"Do you want it, cut it yourself. Or will I cut it for you? The hook-nosed man handed out the knife again.
Qin Xuebing looked at it and felt that this kind of cake was a little loose, like a cake, although it was a little harder, but it shouldn't weigh much, so he cut it very much, and it was thick enough to be more than 20 centimeters long: "Weigh it." ”
The hook-nosed man first put his wife's piece down on the electronic scale: "Five pounds and three." Then he put Qin Xuebing's piece down on the electronic scale: "Twelve catties and four." ”
Qin Xuebing was dumbfounded. Just a few things, there are twelve pounds and four, is this selling pastries or bricks?
"Five catties and three, one or two or four pieces, two hundred and twelve yuan. Twelve pounds four. Four hundred and ninety-six dollars. Give it money. "The hook-nosed man is very good at settling accounts, and he will come as soon as he opens his mouth.
"Wait, didn't you just say four pieces a catty, how did it become one, two, or four?" Qin Xuebing was stunned for a moment, it was the first time he found that business could do this.
"Do I have a pound or a four? Four yuan per pound is not enough for the cost. Hooknose sneered, and looked disdainful.
"I don't have any money, I don't want it." The old woman immediately shook her head, how can she give up such a little thing, more than two hundred yuan.
"If you cut it, you have to buy it, or I will sell it to someone." The hook-nosed man hurriedly stopped the old woman, with a sideways face, and never let go of the fat sheep.
"But I really don't have any money." The old woman hurriedly shook her head, more than two hundred yuan, almost half a month's worth of her, how could she spend such unjust money.
"No money, no money, don't think about leaving today." The hook-nosed man sneered, and reached out to push the old woman.
"Dude, it's a bit over, isn't it?" Qin Xuebing couldn't stand it, and grabbed the hook-nosed man's hand.
"What's the past, and you, give the money quickly." The hook-nosed man held out his other hand.
"I'm not ready to buy it yet." Qin Xuebing let go of his hand.
"If you cut it, you have to buy it, and that's the rule for cutting cakes."
"The rules of cutting cakes are fraud, right?" Qin Xuebing sneered.
"Cake cutting is extremely unhygienic, and I don't know how the cake cutting party does it, so a big piece of things has been sold for half a year, but it doesn't stink. But you think, just that kind of packaging, can you still eat it for half a year? ”
The boss kept talking about the evil deeds of the cake-cutting party: "Also, I heard that the cake contains a small amount of mercury, which is used as a preservative, can this thing be eaten?" ”
"Isn't it, just like that, they can still do business in every city and every county?" Ye Zijing felt incredible, and other businesses had already been seized, but this group of cake-cutting parties was still everywhere, and I had to sigh that they had great powers.
"They're not in business, they're scams, and there are always people who don't know." The boss pointed to Qin Xuebing and the old woman, and it was obvious that this was the case.
"What happens if someone else doesn't buy it?" Ye Zijing tried to ask.
"Don't you think those cake cutters are competitors, in fact, they are a gang, and they all have guys, city? Even if such a strong team saw them, they were all worried. The boss sighed, how many cities did you see a few days ago? Tube was scared away by these guys.
"That's pretty tough." Ye Zijing no longer knows how to describe the cake-cutting party, Liancheng? It is not an ordinary ability to scare away.
"Fraud, whoever cheats, you have to pay for cutting the cake." The hook-nosed man snorted.
"And what if I don't pay?" Qin Xuebing suddenly laughed, with a playful expression.
"Brothers, what if someone doesn't pay?"
The hook-nosed man shouted, and the cake-cutting bosses who also had hooked noses around him surrounded him, several with iron rods in their hands, and a few with watermelon knives wrapped in newspaper.
"You're really not in a hurry at all?" The boss looked at Ye Zijing, and couldn't imagine why this beautiful girl could be so calm, did she really not care about her boyfriend's life or death at all.
"I feel sorry for those people. Let's hope I don't lose my life. Ye Zijing had a playful look on her face, as if she was looking forward to a good show.
"You ......" the boss opened his mouth and closed it again.
"Old woman. Give the money quickly, otherwise you will bump into it, and more than 200 yuan is not enough for you to buy medicine. The hook-nosed man took an iron rod from his brother's hand. resting on the old woman's shoulder.
"I, I'll give!" The old woman took out a handful of money from her pocket, all of which were five, ten, and twenty dollars, counted two hundred and twelve, and handed it over.
Tears also began to fall, and half a month's worth of dollars sold such a small piece of cut cake.
"Boy, what about you, do you want to give it or not?" The hook-nosed man rested the iron rod on Qin Xuebing's body.
"Give. There are so many of you, of course I have to give. ”
Qin Xuebing smiled playfully, took out five hundred yuan, and said, "Don't look for it, the remaining few yuan will be regarded as a tip." ”
"Buddies have always been fair in business, as much as they should be. I'm looking for you for four bucks. The hook-nosed man took out four pieces and handed them back to Qin Xuebing.
"What's the matter, it's so troublesome, just knock them down." Ye Zijing rolled her eyes, feeling that Qin Xuebing was asking for trouble.
"......" the boss opened his mouth, but never made a sound. Don't know what to say.
"Old woman, you go to the side and rest first."
Qin Xuebing helped the old woman to the side and determined the safe distance before turning back: "Those who sell cut cakes, we should settle the score." ”
"Yo ho, you kid still want to find fault, right?" The hook-nosed man laughed, very disdainful.
"It's not to find fault, it's to settle accounts, extort me 500 yuan, I don't know how much to pay? Also, I originally had a business of 10 million yuan, because you delayed my time, and the business was yellow, how much should I accompany me? The corners of Qin Xuebing's mouth were slightly upturned, but there was no trace of emotion in his eyes.
"Haha...... Boy, find a good excuse to find fault. But it doesn't matter, you want to find fault, buddy with you. Brothers, fuck the fuck, fuck it. ”
As soon as the hook-nosed man's words fell, Qin Xuebing had already reached out and grabbed his hair, pulled hard, pressed, and his head smashed directly on the cut cake, and the blood stained the cut cake red, and the miraculous thing was that the cut cake did not break.
Qin Xuebing pulled again, directly pulled the hook-nosed man out of it, ignored his screams, kicked out again, and broke at least two ribs: "Dog's day, it's okay to cheat in broad daylight, even if you take an iron rod on the old man's shoulder, do you know how to respect the old and love the young, and is there any humanity?" ”
"Oh no, it's a fight!" Yu Hong was suddenly shocked, but she didn't have the courage to go up and help, so she could only use the camera to shoot this scene.
A group of people rushed up, iron rods, and watermelon knives all beckoned to Qin Xuebing.
"That's right, clean up all of you moths." Qin Xuebing sneered, and didn't use the Qimen secret technique, he rushed up directly, punching and kicking, almost every punch could put down one, and he couldn't kick one away without a leg.
"Sanqing Daozun, is this still a human?"
Yu Hong held the camera, and her mouth was full of words, feeling incredible: "Could it be that you have met a legendary martial arts master?" News, big news! ”
"You, your boyfriend ......" The boss opened his mouth wide, finally understanding why Ye Zijing was not worried at all. If it were him, there would be no need to worry.
Fights, brawls, some people were afraid that Qin Xuebing would suffer a loss, so they called the police early. But the first group of cities to arrive? Tube, see the melee, the city? Captain Guan hurriedly said: "Damn, the cake cutting party dared to threaten us, now that it is cleaned up, let's not care, let's go over when they finish beating, by the way, wait for the police to come, this matter has to be dealt with by them, we can't overstep our authority." ”
Finally, the battle ended, and a group of hook-nosed men fell to the ground wailing, all of them badly wounded. Qin Xuebing stepped forward with a smile and squatted in front of the hook-nosed man: "Have you figured out how much money you will accompany me now?" ”
"I ......" A hint of fear flashed in the hook-nosed man's eyes, he had never seen such a fight, so ruthless.
"Apprentice, think of a way to make the cake cutting party have no foothold." Ye Zijing suddenly shouted, giving Qin Xuebing a big problem.
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I'm sure many people wonder why they suddenly wrote about the cake-cutting party. The plot to be written every day,The phase master will conceive it when he goes to bed the day before.,Today's two are purely temporary insertions.,The reason,Listen to me slowly.。
When I was in high school, when cake cutting first appeared, my sister was recruited first, and was cheated for half a month's living expenses.
Today, our company put bus advertising, I went to follow up on the advertising situation, and unfortunately I ran into an old woman who was pitted by the cake cutting party, so there are these two chapters. It's a small episode, and Tibetan friends who don't like it can skip it.
Remember: insect and rodent prevention put cut cakes! To hell with the cake-cutting party! ()