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Gong Fatzi's performance was very strong, and after everyone applauded, he said: "Then I want to talk about a bad thing, that is, when we were in the third year of high school, Zhao Yue and I, Ma Ming, the three of us fell into the fish pond, everyone knows this, but I don't know the specific details, that winter, it was snowing a lot, and the three of us wanted to go to the fish pond behind the school after class to see if there was any freezing, who knew that after getting there, the water in the fish pond was drained," Gong Fatzi spoke on the stage, depicting the scene clearly, everyone was so funny by his words, movements and expressions that they sprayed rice in their mouths, and many classmates covered their stomachs and laughed for a long time. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"I was pulled up by Zhao Yueyi, my mouth and nose were full of mud, we were all wearing cotton clothes at that time, how heavy did it weigh after being covered with mud? When the three of us climbed to the shore, we were out of breath, and the three of us were almost laughing to death when we looked at each other's appearances, and remembered the methods of the poisonous king, and we didn't care about washing the mud off our bodies, so we ran to the door of the classroom with a crawl, and everyone knew what happened after that, since then I shivered when I saw the fish pond, it was Zhao Yue who didn't do good things, why didn't he pull us to the fish pond, the big guy will pour this guy down anyway today, and avenge the revenge of the year! Hahaha! Zhao Yue, it's up to you next, give you two minutes to prepare, if you can't, let your wife go on! After Gong Fatzi finished their troubles on stage, he directly named Zhao Yue's name.

"Good! Good! Everyone began to make noise, and with the opening of Gong Fatzi, everyone also let go! To be honest, it is indeed a bit difficult to hold this show, for those of them who have all started a family, you must know that after a person reaches his thirties, it is difficult to do whatever he wants to do when he was in his teens and twenties.

When they reach their age, they will think twice about doing things, such as this performance program, they must not perform their weaknesses, those with bad voices will not sing, if they sing out of tune, they will look foreign, and those who are not strong in expression will not tell stories.

Zhao Yue walked to the front stage amid everyone's applause, hugged his fists into the microphone and said, "Okay, since everyone is so supportive, then I will perform a set of magic tricks!" If there are any shortcomings, please bear with me."

The musician next to him was very good at cooperating, and immediately changed to a tense and hurried music, Zhao Yue walked to the dining table below and picked up two opaque cups of the same size, then took out a coin from his pocket, walked to the stage and said, "Next, please ask a classmate to come up and cooperate with me, who is willing?" It's okay for everyone to nominate them, so as not to say that we have channeled in advance! ”

Everyone recommended a classmate's wife to go up, and when the classmate's wife arrived on the stage, Zhao Yue showed the coin to everyone, then put it in a cup, and put another cup on top and handed it to the classmate's wife and said, "Brother and sister, now please shake it!" ”

The classmates below and their wives and husbands all watched the classmate's wife hold the cup and shake it, the coins in it made a jingling sound, and after Zhao Yue called a stop, the classmate's wife stopped, everyone knew that now was the critical time, staring at Zhao Yue's movements without blinking, and the musician hurriedly turned on the music.

Zhao Yue grabbed the cup from afar, then clenched his hand and said, "Now my brother and sister can open the cup and take a look!" ”

The classmate's wife hurriedly opened the cup to take a look, and there was actually a meatball inside, but the coin was missing, "Ah! This classmate's wife exclaimed when she saw it! Everyone stretched their necks to see what was inside, the classmate's wife tilted the mouth of the cup to show everyone, everyone could see clearly, Gong Fatzi ran to the stage in a few steps and took the cup and looked at it, then poured it into his mouth, chewed a few bites, and said vaguely: "It's really meatballs!" As soon as his words fell, there was a round of applause in the banquet hall.

A female classmate shouted: "I knew that Zhao Da had this trick in throwing the pot, and I ran away with you directly!" Immediately after that, everyone burst into laughter, and a male classmate exclaimed: "It turns out that you also had a crush on Zhao Da at the beginning!" ”

"Hahahaha" The classmates burst into laughter again, making the female classmate's husband very embarrassed.

"Zhao Da smashed the pot and came again!" Several female classmates screamed again.

Xu Hong stood up and said, "Zhao Da smashed the pot, it seems that you are very popular!" Since the female compatriots strongly demand, you are allowed to perform one, only one, otherwise you will hook the hearts of the female compatriots, the brothers must be very jealous, and your end will be ugly! ”

The strange voice of the class seat caused everyone to laugh again, and Zhao Yue laughed: "Okay, I'll perform one more, and then give the opportunity to other male compatriots, haha!" ”

Zhao Yue walked to the stage and picked up a plate of half-eaten beef slices from a table below and said, "This is a plate of half-eaten beef slices, right?" ”

Seeing that everyone nodded, Zhao Yue took this plate of beef slices to the stage and then turned around and said, "Okay, let's ask a classmate to bring an empty plate up, and cooperate with me, which classmate is willing to come up?" ”

Gong Fatzi stood up and volunteered: "I'm coming, I don't believe in evil and can't find out how you got it!" As he spoke, he took an empty plate and went on stage, everyone also knew that Gong Fatzi liked to dismantle the stage with Zhao Yue the most, and everyone was relieved when he came to the stage.

After Gong Dequan came to power, Zhao Yue handed over the plate of beef to him and asked him to cover the empty plate, now everyone couldn't see what was inside, Zhao Yue grabbed the plate in Gong Fatzi's hand with his left hand, grabbed the plate in the air with his right hand and threw it into the plate, and then stood still.

Now just wait for Gong Dequan to open the lid and see, with the tense music sounding, Gong Fatzi slowly opened the lid, and when he saw the things inside, he almost threw the plate on the ground with a shake of his hand, he opened the lid completely for everyone to see, it turned out that the beef inside was gone, and there was a huge lobster on the plate.

"Good!" One of the classmates reacted first and began to applaud loudly, and the others also applauded, and Zhao Yue bowed his hand to everyone and stepped down.

Zhao Yue returned to the table and asked Anne, "How was my performance?" ”

Anne said happily, "Great! How did I not know you could also perform magic tricks? ”

"Of course, I still have a lot of things, just waiting for you to find out slowly!" Zhao Yue said with a smile.

Next, the class proposed that everyone have a drink together, and then continue the show, Zhao Yue also followed everyone to stand up and have a drink, just sat down not long ago, the people below were attracted by the performance on the stage, Zhao Yue felt a hand grasp his lower body.

"Shhh Zhao Yue took a deep breath, he knew that this hand was definitely not Annie's, because Annie was on his left, and the hand that grabbed his lower body was stretched out from the right, the owner of this hand was a female classmate, fortunately it was blocked by a tablecloth underneath, and he also let down his vigilance on this occasion, and the other party's behavior was not dangerous to him, so he didn't react in time.

What is the name of this female classmate, Zhao Yue thought about it, by the way, her name is Xiang Huiying, when she said hello before, she heard her say that she works in the tourism bureau, and her husband is sitting next to her, and she has opened a small car shop in the county, and she is fat and very kind.

Zhao Yue hurriedly clamped his legs and wanted to clamp this hand, not letting it continue to move, otherwise it would make a big fool, and then looked at Anne on the left and found that she was paying attention to the stage, so he relaxed a little.

This hand was not clamped at all, it was stretched out from the top of Zhao Yue's thigh, grabbed his little brother and kept playing with it, Zhao Yue didn't dare to make the slightest movement at this time, for fear of alarming others, he was blushing all over his face by this hand with infinite magic power, and kept drinking tea.

He has not yet cultivated to the realm of being able to ignore instinct, so naturally he can't resist the bursts of pleasure, he feels that he has to squirt out like this, so he hurriedly coughed twice, and the owner of this hand stopped when he heard the cough, Zhao Yue pretended to get up, and it retracted.

Zhao Yue took the opportunity to get up and say to Anne I will go to the bathroom, Anne nodded to indicate that she knew, and then shifted her attention to the stage.

trotted all the way to the bathroom, Zhao Yue took a deep breath, leaned against the wall to calm his mind, then took out a cigarette case from his pocket, smoked one in his mouth, lit it, smoked the cigarette halfway and threw it away, then walked to the handwashing place and turned on the faucet to wash his face with cold water.

When she was washing her face, Zhao Yue felt that someone came in outside, this person was Xiang Huiying, why did she chase her to the men's bathroom? Why is this woman so bold? Zhao Yue thought in shock.

Before he could wipe the water off his face, when he turned around, Xiang Huiying threw himself into his arms, a pair of huge twin peaks squeezing his chest.

He hurriedly grabbed her arm and pushed her away, and said, "Huiying, you can't do this!" ”

Who knew that the woman's body was as soft as bones, and he was afraid that he would hurt her with too much force, so she grabbed the gap and threw herself into her arms, and hugged him tightly, and said in her mouth: "Zhao Yue, love me well, okay?" You know I had a crush on you, but I didn't have the courage to say it."

Zhao Yue smiled bitterly: "Huiying, don't be like this, we are all old, and we all have families, so this is not good for all of us!" ”

"Don't I know that? But I can't let go of this relationship, and my relationship with my husband has always been bad, all because you have always existed in my heart! Xiang Huiying said, constantly moving her plump body.

(To be continued)