After Liu Yi called on the street, he walked on the stage and began to do it, and his mouth kept chanting: "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, Liu Cheng, don't cheat, why do you let this young man come?" I'm good for you to find trouble for me, don't cheat your father, don't cheat your father, or I won't pay my money this year, you must not cheat your father! ”

Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, this sentence is still clear and audible, others don't understand a word in the back, but the Taoist priests understand, they usually fool people like this, and they can even scold people, and others still think you are doing it.

This dilapidated Taoist temple is now full of people, and they are not here to see the manifestation of the Taoist ancestor (don't associate the Taoist ancestor with Hongjun, the Taoist family does not have the great god Hongjun, Lao Tzu is the Taoist ancestor.) Hongjun is a person who is virtualized by the Romance of the Gods, and there is no record of Hongjun in Taoist classics. They came to see the performance, to see how the Taoist priest was slapped in the face, because of the drought in the stomach, you bird-feather Taoist priest actually dare to say such a big thing, do you want to be famous? Yes, you will definitely be famous tomorrow, but that is negative, and it will definitely not deserve to scold you.

Winning fame is not such a way to win fame, this is the rhythm of looking for death, following the chanting of some Taoist priests who are watching the master, they are actually chatting.

"Do you think we're going to be killed this time?"

"No, the viewer is more reliable, this time there should be a score, right?"

"What's there? Did you listen to what the Lord just said? He is begging Liu Cheng not to cheat his father, who is Liu Cheng? ”

"No matter who he is, beg him not to cheat his father, otherwise it will really be over, and he will be beaten to death!"

"I've packed up my things, and I'm ready to run away at any time, and I'll be vulgar when the time comes. I don't want to be a Taoist priest anymore, but I've made a lot of money over the years anyway. ”

When the viewer heard the discussion behind him, his face turned completely dark, this time he really wasn't a cheater? Should I run away? The Lord is in a hurry, and the chatter is speeding up, he is cursing, it was not popular in the Southern Taoist Temple, but now this is the rhythm of looking for death, and when the chatter is over. Be sure to slip away at any time, it's too bad!

Watching the master's curse, the Taoist priest behind him felt even more unreliable, if this is not slipped, it must be the rhythm of looking for death. You have to be ready to slip away.

A group of Taoist priests looked around, and there were already thousands of people around. This number is still increasing. The most damn thing is that there are still many reporters and cameras, who suffer from the fact that there is usually no big news, and when there is big news, it is strange that they cannot be seen.

As soon as the mobile phone on the master's body vibrate, his face became even more bitter, and Liu Yi asked him to say that the ancestor was manifested. Paralysis, this is really not a pit man, there is only a little water in the reservoir, if there is no change after the practice. Then he's really going to have to run away at any time.

"Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Taishang Laojun wants to manifest his spirit, and the law will forgive!"

Everyone is looking at this Taoist priest and they don't think there is any change between heaven and earth, the Taoist ancestor has appeared, that's a joke.

The audience didn't react, but the viewer saw it, what did he see? There was a bright light in the distant sky, and this bright light made a surging sound of water in the air, and some water droplets were still dripping on the spectators.

"What kind of sound, my grass, the sound of the rising tide, these Taoist priests who lack virtue actually splash us with water!"

"They didn't splash it! Look at the night sky above the center of the reservoir! ”

In the night sky in the center of the reservoir, the infinite water is like a heavenly river pouring down, falling wildly, rippling blue waves in the air, which scares everyone stupidly, is this really the manifestation of the Dao Ancestor?

As the blue waves in the sky decreased, the sound of the water became louder and louder, and at least a few tons of them smashed down, making a loud bang in the reservoir, and then the surging waves began to ripple in waves, like the sound of rising tides.

Countless people are dumbfounded, really dumbfounded, not only the masses are dumbfounded, but the Taoist priests are also dumbfounded, his sister's, there is really a Taoist ancestor manifestation, if the Taoist ancestor does not manifest the spirit, how to explain this matter? Seeing who in the reservoir is rising wave by wave, if it weren't for the Dao Ancestor's manifestation, how could the little water that fell from the sky be surging to this extent?

"Could it be that this sister's is poured out of the jade bottle of Master Guanyin?"

"Get out, this is obviously the manifestation of the Dao Ancestor, believe in the Buddha and go aside, this is the manifestation of the Dao Ancestor!"

At this moment, I don't know how many people have changed their beliefs, they suddenly became convinced of Taoism, and the Taoist ancestor has appeared, but the Buddha has not yet appeared, who does he believe, does this need to be said?

Of course, needless to say, the jaw of the contemplator almost fell to the ground, this is a miracle, it must be a miracle, it must be included in the classics of the Daomen, otherwise it can't be said, this contemplator suddenly feels that he is going to be a god, but suddenly thinks that these things are not done by himself, what will happen after becoming a god? Of course, he was called to various places to practice, and there would be no drought in the whole country with him, his sister's, if that's the case, it's better to die directly, he can have a fart way!

Guan Lord's face was blue and white for a while, he was afraid of death now, he had to make an excuse, if there was no excuse, he would die, by the way, he said that his mana was not enough, and he might only succeed this time in his life, his mana was exhausted, and then his meridians were all damaged, and it was impossible to cultivate, yes, just do it, I will be abolished, what do you want, in that case, you don't need to do it everywhere in the future, and this miracle is enough.

After thinking of this, there was a smile on the corner of the viewer's mouth, no different from crazy, he was developed, he must have become a god, in this era of such advanced technology, what he has done must have spread all over the world in a short time, but there is a problem, his sister, I won't be kidnapped, right? What if a drought country comes and kidnaps me directly? No, I have to ask for help, I left overnight, went to the capital of the country to ask for help, if I don't ask for help, I'm going to die!

The crazy laughter of the Guan Zhu stopped again, and the Taoist priests behind them discussed one after another, the Guan Zhu is crazy, otherwise how could there be such a performance?

Now the camera or something, all of them are filming the situation of the rising water in the reservoir, and they don't pay attention to the viewer, the viewer smiled bitterly, and even the guy didn't clean up, and directly gave the Taoist priest a look: "Run, or you won't be able to run later!" ”

A group of people are at a loss, they succeeded, Dao Ancestor appeared, why did they run? Didn't you brag about it in the past? Those who have flexible brains see that the viewers have run away, and they must run away if they don't run!

Leaving only one or two heads is not bright enough, the head is full of question marks, why this happens, I don't understand!

After a ripple, the water level will rise a little, a ripple will rise a little, about three to five minutes there will be a ripple rippling, this reservoir with a diameter of five miles and a depth of about five meters, if it rises like this, it will definitely be a reservoir of water in a week.

When they came back to their senses and began to prepare to interview those great gods, they found that only one or two kittens were left in place, and these two were gone, and dozens of microphones were handed to these two people in an instant. (To be continued......)