I didn't expect it, the first thing I did when I came to the Song Dynasty was embarrassing, and I don't blame me, when I saw eunuchs and palace maids or something, the words "fish and meat people, arrogant and extravagant" always appeared in my mind, who could know that they were all voluntary? But it's easy to understand to enter the palace to be a palace maid, after all, it's not a lifelong contract, and there is a chance to hook up with the emperor (see the female frequency red book), but it's quite puzzling to be a eunuch voluntarily, although many eunuchs say that their background is not good, but is it so bad that they have to cut that thing to survive? Just like many "male PR" nowadays, he always complained about social unfairness and forced him down this road, but is it so unfair that he has to sell that thing to survive - but then again, if you have to choose, would you choose to be a eunuch or a male publicist? If you want me, I'll choose... Uh, off topic.

Zhao Kuangyin glanced at me after he was completely sober, and said with a smile: "Come to play?" ”

"Yes, by the way, borrow some troops from Brother Zhao."

Zhao Kuangyin's face turned pale, and he asked tentatively: "Is 5000 enough?" ”

I'm depressed, is this to pass the meal? I said, "Probably... It's not enough, the bun was held hostage, and I found someone to fish her out. ”

"Oh, that's 5,000 enough, right? Is it still the same Lei Lao Si this time? ”

It turned out that he thought I was looking for someone to help fight in a group, but if 5,000 was enough, I said, "No, this time it's a kid surnamed Wan (Yan), with 800,000 people under his command." Zhao Kuangyin was surprised: "So much? How much do you want to borrow? ”

I smiled and said, "500,000 is the best." ”

Zhao Kuangyin waved his hand again and again: "No, no, how can there be so many, it's great to be able to make up 100,000." ”

I crossed Erlang's legs and said word by word: "Your Majesty, don't forget that I am your own Duke of Anguo." The Governor of the world. How many troops our Great Song Dynasty has, it stands to reason that I have the right to know. ”

Zhao Kuangyin covered his face and sighed: "Hey, I knew that if I sealed this An Guogong, something would happen sooner or later." ”

I comforted him and said, "Just scare people by scare, and you will never lose a single soldier or a general." ”

Zhao Kuangyin said: "It's really not, so let's do it, I'll borrow 50,000 yuan from you, and you don't have to pay it back." ”

I was displeased: "Brother Zhao, this is not right, Brother Li lent me 600,000 yuan when he opened his mouth, I don't believe that your Da Song is so far worse than Datang." ”

Who thinks that my agitation method is useless, Zhao Kuangyin spread his hands and said: "It's not as good as others." Besides, you also know, I delegated all those generals to a glass of wine. ”

I said, "Isn't there still a soldier when the general is gone?" Speaking of which, I suddenly understood, what Zhao Kuangyin was most afraid of in his life was the loss of military power, and to borrow soldiers from him was to poke him in the heart, which was tantamount to plucking the feathers of an iron rooster, I smiled: "You won't be afraid that I will borrow your soldiers to rebel against you, right?" ”

Zhao Kuangyin said seriously: "Seriously, Xiaoqiang, even if you sit in my seat, I can give it to you." I've been idle for a few days, but not that much. ”

Later, it was good to say that Lao Zhao just didn't let go, I wore out the skin of my mouth before talking about 10,000, and finally made me so angry that I couldn't do it, I slapped the table and stood up and said: "Okay, Brother Zhao, you just like this, I won't borrow this soldier!" I flicked my sleeves angrily and left, Zhao Kuangyin was a little embarrassed, and said, "Don't Xiaoqiang, isn't Brother Zhao really poor?" ”

I walked to the door and suddenly remembered something. Stopped, slowly turned around, and said with a smile: "By the way, I haven't told you where I borrowed troops just now, right?" ”

"Go... Where? ”

I smiled and said, "It's not far away, it's still the Song Dynasty, but it's just to help a kid named Zhao Ji fight." ”

Zhao Kuangyin exclaimed: "Is that the loser of our old Zhao family?" ”

"Yes, I originally wanted to solve the matter of the bun and rescue that kid by the way, mainly to make the people at that time feel better, now it seems that you will patronize yourself when you are the emperor, forget it, I don't want the bun, just change to a beautiful daughter-in-law - Brother Zhao, your little palace maid can give me, right? I'll also have a Lori cultivation plan...", he said and went out again.

Zhao Kuangyin hurriedly ran up and grabbed me: "Wait." The kid you said surnamed Wan is Wanyan Wushu, right? It's this little brute! "Look, as soon as they talk about their own family, they immediately take care of it.

I said, "Yes-Brother Zhao, you are busy, I took this little girl away... Little MM, let's go, uncle will take you to see the goldfish... Zhao Kuangyin grabbed me hard and said, "Don't." You really don't care? Didn't Lao Li already lend you 600,000 people? ”

I spread my hands: "Brother Li also said it." Why let the Tang Dynasty soldiers help the Song Dynasty fight? ”

Zhao Kuangyin muttered: "This Lao Li is not interesting enough!" ”

I said, "They have given me all the standing army of the whole country." There is not a single child left, and now the guard work of the Daming Palace depends on more than 20 earth dogs..."

Zhao Kuangyin snorted and said, "How can Datang only have 600,000 soldiers and horses?" ”

I sighed and said: "Yes, even if people have 6 million 60 million to lend you 600,000 is already benevolent and righteous, it seems that our Great Song Dynasty is still not strong enough, how can I bear to take away Brother Zhao, you only have 100,000 people, I can't let the emperors of the world let dogs protect me..."

Zhao Kuangyin gritted his teeth and said: "If others don't talk about it, this kid who has been bullied by Wanyan Wushu has bullied my Zhao family again, how can I give up with him?" Xiaoqiang, you say, how many people do you want? ”

I succeeded in my conspiracy and pretended to be embarrassed and said, "Less than 500,000 doesn't make any sense." ”

Zhao Kuangyin stomped his feet: "I'll give you 60,000!" ”

I was shocked and said, "It's too reluctant, aren't we only 100,000 troops in the country?" You don't have to bring all the people with crutches and pacifiers. ”

Zhao Kuangyin said: "Don't be sarcastic about your Brother Zhao, if you don't use swords, I'm also for the sake of the people, but our big Song is not easy to bully." Saying that, Zhao Kuangyin sneered, "Later generations will say that we are weak Song Dynasty, and I want them to see if my Zhao Kuangyin's founding soldiers are weak or not!" Listening to the tone, Lao Zhao was very conceited. However, the founding soldiers of each dynasty are the strongest and wildest troops of the dynasty, which is true.

I pointed out the troop transport to him according to the map. Zhao Kuangyin said: "Since my generals have broken their faces, they can't be used anymore, and I will leave all of them to you alone..." ”

Zhao Kuangyin nodded, waved his hand with tears: "You hurry up, I see you distressed." ”

When I went out, the little palace maid was still crying, and I said, "If you don't want to go home, don't go back." What are you crying about, you have merit, I will do it for the emperor... Be a lobby manager. "I don't know if there is an official rank among the palace maids, so I just talk nonsense.

Zhao Kuangyin's voice came out from inside: "Since An Guogong said so, you will go to the Palace Ceremony Department to be a director in the future." ”

From the surprised eyes of the little palace maid, I guessed that this official is estimated to be not small, and he is probably in charge of etiquette when he hears the name, and he is young. Because of a coincidence, she got the emperor's attention - this little girl didn't come, right?

I got on the train in amazement, and the next stop was Genghis Khan's.

There was nothing to say all the way, and when I parked again, it was already a vast grassland, but it was not too early to see the sun, according to experience, Genghis Khan should not be too far away from me, I slowed down and drove indiscriminately on this boundless grassland, and unconsciously it was a lot darker around, and the night and morning on the grassland were particularly obvious, as the sun set. You can even feel the air dimming, and then the chill hits, and as soon as I turn on the headlights, I can't even reach out.

I put on a coat and carefully searched for a place with a tent, and if I didn't see Genghis Khan tonight, I would probably freeze to death on this steppe - the warm wind in the car is bad, and of course, the cool breeze is bad when it's hot, in fact. I'm amazed that it can have air conditioning.

After walking for more than ten minutes, I still found nothing, when I suddenly smelled a choking smell of rubber in the car, and anyone who has driven a long distance may have this intuition: this is a rather bad omen!

I muttered, "Delusion, it must be delusion...", but it turned out that my sense of smell was still very sensitive. The vision is also good - as soon as I turn my head, I see smoke coming from the hood of the car. and accompanied by a faint fire.

I screamed and hurriedly stopped the car. When I opened the cover, I saw that several strands of rubber wire had been burned together, but fortunately, the fire was not big, and I used my coat to extinguish it. Simply divide the line and start it again, at first it hummed a few times to indicate that it was also working hard, and then my baby was too lazy to take care of me.

I want to cry without tears, doesn't it mean that this car can even withstand an atomic bomb? Later, I understood, it used bloody facts to tell me a truth: no matter how strong the appearance is, it can't stop it from corrupting from the inside, thinking back then, the Han Dynasty founded by Qiang Qin and Liu Bang founded by Ying Fat Man, what kind of glory has it experienced, and the fierce enemy can't stop them from moving forward, but... But why am I so cold?

The above experience tells us that the joke of sleeping until midnight when the tent is stolen is not funny at all, it is fatal! Thankfully, my tent wasn't stolen because I didn't have one...

It is a very unfortunate thing for a car to break down on the grassland, and it is even more unfortunate that the car broke down on the grassland more than 1,000 years ago!

All I need is a few pieces of rubber!

The wind howled from all sides on the prairie, and I wrapped myself in my clothes, and found myself slimmer than before, which was a celebratory thing for a man who ran for three in normal times and in bed, but now I wished I had the fat of a fat man.

In order not to run out of power in the battery, I turned off the headlights, searched the car, the only thing that worked for me was the half-space cup "three bowls of no post" poured on Liangshan at some point, I took a sip stingily, carried the cup, and left my car helplessly with my arms, staggering on the vast Mongolian steppe.

I don't know how many years and a certain month and a certain day, the grassland, there is wind, but there is no moon.

I looked up at the sky with my melancholy eyes, starry, and I was pleasantly surprised to find that the Big Dipper was clearly hanging there, so it was pointing due north! I can't get lost! Ha ha!

But then I found out one more thing: what's the use of knowing where the north is on this unfamiliar grassy beach!?