Chapter 577. I can have real kung fu
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It is said that ATV finally made a beautiful comeback with the TV series of Magic Shadow Entertainment purchased from outside, and the person I want to thank the most is Chen Xiaotang. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoAfter all, Chen Xiaotang personally brought this drama to ATV. However, Chen Xiaotang didn't have the heart to accept their thanks at this moment, he was busy preparing for the kung fu drama "Jingwu Hero" with ATV director Xu Xiaoming.
To say that this drama is really difficult to produce, it should have been the first big drama after the establishment of Magic Shadow Entertainment, but because of funding and scheduling reasons, it was occupied by "God of Gamblers" for the first time. Now Chen Xiaotang finally has a schedule, and the funds are sufficient, and the director Xu Xiaoming has also negotiated, seeing that everything is ready, only Dongfeng is owed, but Qian Xiaohao, who is about to play "Huo Diange" in the play, has a problem.
It turned out that after Qian Xiaohao filmed "Huo Dongge" some time ago and became popular, many film companies sent the signing money to him, and tried to become popular again, which made this guy can't help but be proud, and he spent money even more lavishly, so that he quickly squandered the so-called "signing money", and called it "treating money as dung"!
But these "dung" are very valuable, and you can't pay back the money, so you have to film for others, so Qian Xiaohao soon became a "slave" of several film companies, constantly filming for others, making him die. Now in this situation, he has no way to take over the filming of "Jingwu Hero".
But there are not many kung fu stars in Hong Kong who can play in the whole Hong Kong, let alone someone as talented as Qian Xiaohao. So Chen Xiaotang was very sad. It's nerve-wracking. That's when it happened. ATV Xu Xiaoming, who is the director of this play, called and said that he wanted to introduce a very good star to Chen Xiaotang to see if he could play this role.
Chen Xiaotang probed his tone and wanted to know who that person was, Xu Xiaoming didn't say it with a smile, just said, you meet and like it, that young man is very simple and practical.
Down-to-earth? Chen Xiaotang laughed, the whole Hong Kong ~ Hong Kong is exaggerated, especially in the entertainment industry. Where will there be "unpretentious" people ?! Unless he is not a Hong Kong ~ Hong Kong person!
In any case, Chen Xiaotang and Xu Xiaoming made an appointment in the evening and prepared to meet at the Peninsula Restaurant in half an hour. Chen Xiaotang really wants to know who this "kung fu school" descendant who is praised by Xu Xiaoming is.
After briefly explaining the work at hand, Chen Xiaotang put on makeup and went out.
Because of his popularity recently, it is too hot. Those reporters chased him even harder, the front and back doors of the company were guarded by reporters, and there was even a guy sitting on the tree opposite the company who was not tired, Chen Xiaotang wanted to go out It was really not easy.
Let you be like a ghost, and you will also wash your feet with this young master!
As soon as you move your head, you have an idea.
Chen Xiaotang let his personal bodyguards Ah Long and Ah Hu swagger away from the front door, and the reporters were stunned when they saw them, isn't this Chen Xiaotang's personal bodyguard? After squatting for most of the day, I didn't even see a single hair, and finally saw the two big people, who were still Chen Xiaotang's close. So those reporters couldn't wait to chase after them, intending to ask for some information, but when they saw the two of them running quickly, they didn't think much about it, and they chased after them.
Not long after the brothers walked from the front door, Chen Xiaotang also came out of the front door of the company, this time he turned into a hard-working and intelligent "cleaner", pushing a bucket and holding a mop, "I'm sorry." Mop the floor! Mop the floor! Please give it a go! "Chase the reporters who didn't chase them like flies and have nowhere to hide.
Some reporters even complained: "Pick, it's just a cleaner, what's there to drag." "And then stay away from this low-level guy.
Chen Xiaotang wanted this effect, dragged the ground a few times, and went out. The reporters in the back didn't know that they had already released the big fish. is still waiting at the door, only a small reporter --- good. is the little reporter who squatted at Weng Meiling's house last time, he is suspicious, he can be regarded as having a "confrontation" with Chen Xiaotang once, knowing that this big star Chen Xiaotang is very cunning and full of tricks, maybe this "cleaner" is also pretending to be him. So this inconspicuous guy rolled his eyes and secretly followed with the camera.
Walking out of the door, Chen Xiaotang proudly threw away the mop and the bucket, then removed the disguise, whistled, and walked towards the intersection in front.
But immediately, he sensed that something was wrong.
Because not far ahead, there were more than a dozen big men rushing out from the corner, and from a distance, I saw a person staring at him, looking like an old cat catching mice.
I pick, who is the mouse? It can't be me! Chen Xiaotang felt ridiculous, but he still pretended not to know anything and walked over.
Sure enough, the gang directly blocked in front of him.
Chen Xiaotang said very politely: "I'm sorry, please give way first, I'm in a hurry!" ”
It was the male brother nicknamed "Nine-Pattern Dragon" who blocked Chen Xiaotang.
Brother Xiong didn't talk either, and blocked Chen Xiaotang again, just not letting him pass.
Chen Xiaotang had to take a closer look at the guy in front of him who was deliberately finding fault, well, he was quite tough, and his appearance seemed to be dragged to 2580,000.
In short, very provocative, very smelly fart!
Chen Xiaotang chuckled in his heart, but with a hint of panic on his face, his eyes casually glanced at the reporter who had quietly hid in the corner of the wall next to him, and sneaked closer through the corner, thinking that this kid was clever.
Looking back at the "battle of rivers and lakes" in front of him, Chen Xiaotang couldn't help but feel a little nostalgic for the days when he was mixed on the road together, in order to commemorate this familiar and great moment, he stared at each other, and then said a sentence that shocked everyone at the scene: "Let's go, let's go to the small road over there to talk?!" ”
Brother Xiong couldn't help but be stunned, this guy actually robbed me of my lines!
You must know that according to the movie program or the storyline, the next thing should be Brother Xiong's madness, and he said: "Boy, go, go over there and talk!" "After all, there are a lot of people here, and it's easy to go to a secluded place.
But now, this guy is ...... So what do I say?!
Brother Xiong's brain was temporarily short-circuited, but fortunately, there was a loyal little brother next to him who helped him: "Big guy, bring him over first and then clean him up!" ”
Yes, bring it with you and then clean it up!
"Yes, boy, crazy enough! Walk! ”
A group of people cheered and walked towards the nearby Chunfeng Street trail.
Many years later, countless kung fu juniors who are mixed in the entertainment industry always regard Chunfeng Street and alleys as the holy land of rivers and lakes. No matter who is in trouble, they will ponder for a long time in this small alley, and their mouths will keep muttering: Senior, hungry for you!
In the evening, the alley is very quiet, it can be said that it is very quiet, it can be said that it is a good place to kill people and goods, rob and commit crimes, commit rape and commit crimes, and force good people to become prostitutes.
Brother Xiong saw that Chen Xiaotang was alone, but there were seventeen or eighteen heroes on his side, whether it was about the formation or the strength, his side was sure to take the lead.
Hahaha! Brother Xiong sneered two or three times, his smile is not simple, but to learn the signature laughter of the big evil faction "Shi Jian" on the silver screen, the laughter is ruthless but not debauched, shameless and not obscene, it can be described as a necessary signature weapon for villains.
"Hit the street, you are not small, dare to negotiate with us in this small alley! Do you know who you have offended, don't be so arrogant! Brother Xiong put on a shelf, touched his oily bald head, and his eyes flashed with a fierce light.
The momentum was stunned by the male brother in front of him, Chen Xiaotang looked at the other party very innocently and annoyed: "Nonsense, who did I offend me?" A person with a head and a face like me will never provoke people easily, by the way, you may not know who I am, hum, say it to scare you! ”
There was a lot of laughter. Brother Xiong waved his hand.
"Hit the streets! Don't think I really don't know you! Just your little white face, I often see it in newspapers and magazines, isn't it that big star Chen Xiaotang! The little guys and the little brothers around him saw that the eldest brother didn't move, and they were watching quietly.
Chen Xiaotang's eyes lit up, and he said exaggeratedly: "Ah, you actually know me?" Then he started talking nonsense, "Since you know me, you should understand that I am a big star, I am very rich, how much do you say that the people who are looking for you to do things have given you?" I'm a very generous person, I can have a little more....... aren't you guys out to get rich?! ”
Brother Xiong rolled his eyes, raised his eyebrows, and bent his body forward: "How much more can you have?" "
Chen Xiaotang looked at him disdainfully, scratched his eyebrows with his tail finger, and said, "On the price he offered, I can add an extra hundred yuan generously!" ”
Hearing this, even with your ass, you know that you have been tricked! And he was tricked in front of so many brothers! So Brother Xiong was very angry and annoyed.
"Hit the street, you are looking for death, dare to play with me!" Brother Xiong rolled up his sleeves and was about to get on.
"Don't, don't come here!" Chen Xiaotang put on a kung fu posture, "Tell you, I'm going to eat porridge overnight!" After saying that, he crackled and played a few punches and kicks. Then panting and said, "You guys...... Don't come here...... Beware that I can't contain my fists and kicks, and I will ...... you Fight into internal injuries! ”
Of course, these fists and feet are too naïve and naïve in the eyes of Brother Xiong and others, like a three-legged cat, and like a silver-like wax gun head, which is useless!
So Brother Xiong laughed, laughing so much that tears were about to flow out, this bullshit kung fu star was too funny, even his little brother was the same, and finally pointed his finger at Chen Xiaotang, and said with disdain: "You bullshit star, you are still showing off here when you die, hum, today our big guy is going to beat you so that you can't find the north!" ”
Chen Xiaotang gasped hard, "Hehe, don't you ...... Thought I was ...... Just kidding, I'll ...... Cripple you! ”
It's funny, it's so funny!
Brother Xiong and his gang suddenly felt that this guy shouldn't be going to make kung fu movies, he should be going to make comedies!
Cripple me and see who cripples whom!! (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )