On March 2, 2004, Diaoyu Island was officially opened to the public.

As long as you land on the island, each person will have to pay 1 million soft girl coins per day, such a high price, undoubtedly blocking 99% of the world's groups, and the remaining 1% are not much willing to spend money like this, but even if it is only a very small and very small last part of the group, it is enough for the first day of the opening of the shrimp island to welcome more than 100 tourists.

"Oh Maigada, the air here is amazing, just breathing in the air is pleasant." A middle-aged American tourist took a deep breath, his face full of intoxication.

"Yes! My dear, this is simply paradise, how blue the sky is, how warm the sun is, how comfortable the sea breeze is, only 100,000 meters of gold every day, it is really worth it. The golden cat next to the middle-aged tourist exudes commotion: "I want to strip naked and embrace everything here." ”

"No, no, dear, that's against the law." The middle-aged tourist shook his head: "You know, Shangguan is a person from the Celestial Empire, and the Celestial Empire is very subtle, and it is also against the laws of the Celestial Empire to run naked in public, once you violate the law, you will be immediately repatriated, which will only make me lose hundreds of thousands of meters of gold in vain." ”

Through these days of publicity, the laws on Fishing Shrimp Island are all open to the public, because Fishing Shrimp Island is not a country, so there is no marriage law, labor law and other laws on Fishing Shrimp Island, but some codes of conduct are regulated, such as no stealing, no robbery, no sexual harassment, etc., once the rules are violated, repatriation from the island is only the lightest, a little more serious will permanently cancel the qualification to land on the island, the most serious will be directly executed on the fishing shrimp island, no matter if you are from the United States or who, you should be killed, never soft, Although many people disagree with the law of the 'death penalty on the spot', Diaoyu Shrimp Island is such a rule. When you come, you have to obey, or don't come.

Running naked in public will be immoral, fishing shrimp island will never allow this kind of behavior, even if wearing underwear on the street is not allowed, of course, swimwear can be excepted, although swimwear and underwear look no different on the surface, but the symbolic meaning of the two is different, the impact is different.

Bananas and 'bananas' look similar, but the meaning is very different, taking bananas to the street and throwing 'bananas' on the street. One is life, the other is perverted, and you didn't negotiate it.

When many tourists expressed different testimonials, the tour guide also took them to the only super-star hotel on Fishing Shrimp Island.

What is a superstar? Beyond the stars also!

This hotel on Shrimp Island covers a wide area, the building is 33 floors high, symbolizing the 33 days of ancient myths and legends of the Celestial Empire, here, there are billiard halls, game halls, swimming pools, indoor football fields, indoor basketball courts and other entertainment facilities, and a variety of high-quality maid sister paper for customer service. In addition to not providing physiological services, all the needs of customers can be met, of course, if you make some perverted requests, just wait to be directly repatriated from the island!

Diaoyu Island has also set up an on-island TV station and news website. The TV station has been included in the Celestial Circle cable TV channel, and every day there will be a variety of programs about Fishing Shrimp Island in front of the domestic Celestial Empire audience, among which the Fishing Shrimp Island Animation Channel has become an exclusive channel produced by Capable Animation Company, and the Capable Animation Company is about to be broadcast and has been produced. Anime works that are currently airing can be seen on this TV station, and in addition to that, there is also a game channel dedicated to promoting the games of Homo Games Company. There are also news channels, variety channels, and so on, but the staff of these channels are all done by robots.

The most characteristic is the host and commentator of each channel,All are virtual anime characters appearing in the corner of the TV,Through future intelligence and a variety of different cute voices host and comment,As soon as these anime cute girl paper appeared,Immediately Meng overturned a dead house,Especially when the two cute girl paper commentates a football game,Frequently angry insults"National pig',Happy a piece of fans,Also ashamed of more than a dozen national pigs。

Nowadays, playing football is a high-risk industry, especially for players who enter the national team, but this is also what they deserve, making a lot of money but not doing personnel, of course, the biggest problem is the pig association, this garbage organization should have been disbanded a long time ago.

Fortunately, Shangguan is not a football fan, he basically doesn't watch football games, and occasionally he hears people mention it, and it's all some negative news, but he is a basketball fan, and the basketball results of the Celestial Empire have been relatively stable, although it is the same thing in the world, in recent years, with the fatal retirement, the strength has declined relatively quickly, and even once lost to Iran in the Asian arena, but it was lost in a few years, and the game has not been lost since then, the Asian hegemony is still very strong, and with the rise of the younger generation of the Celestial Empire, There are more and more talented young people, although there are not many top-notch, but there are many fierce generals, with this group of young people, it is not a problem to dominate Asia, and the rest is just to make a breakthrough in the international arena.

After the tour guide brought the first guests into the hotel, the task was completed, the scope of the shrimp island is not large, there is no fixed tourist route, these tourists can move freely, except for not entering the hanging palace, anywhere else can go, at the same time there is an intelligent robot standing in each section, this intelligent robot is proficient in all languages in the world, can meet the language communication of any tourist from all over the world, and provide these tourists with all kinds of information they need, such as can't hold back, where to go to the toilet and so on, It is precisely because of the existence of a large number of intelligent robots on Diaoyu Shrimp Island that Diaoyu Shrimp Island only recruits those beauties in the service industry, such as hotel waiters, shopping mall salespeople, hospital nurses, etc.

The first group of tourists on the first day of fishing shrimp island, the impact of the thought is huge, at the same time, the air, scenery, service, science and technology, etc., let these tourists destroy the three views, but the festival is not broken, but more strong, because no crime is allowed here, nor is it allowed to do any unethical behavior, under the constraints of thought and law, although these tourists have not become saints, at least they have become moral people, because on this day, there are seven tourists who have violated different degrees of law, Two of them committed relatively minor crimes and were directly expelled from the island.

But at least they have the opportunity to return to the furnace and forge and re-land on the island in the future, but the other four tourists were not only expelled from the island, but also permanently canceled the opportunity to land on the island again, the last one was the worst, because he tried to force the waitress of the X hotel, was shot on the spot, and at the same time, the tourist's 1 million soft sister coins to land on the island were also taken out of 500,000 as the mental damage fee of the victim waitress, and the Shangguan person personally found her and gave her two choices: "You can choose to end this job, And get a compensation of 1 million soft sister coins to leave Shrimp Island, you can continue to stay at work, but you must devote yourself to your work wholeheartedly, and you can't be emotional, otherwise you will be fired without compensation. Which one do you choose? ”

In the end, the waitress left Shrimp Island with 500,000 mental damage fees, plus 1 million compensation, in her opinion, just one day of formal work, she earned 1.5 million, this money is simply too easy to make, and at the same time secretly laughed at Shangguan is a fool. But in the near future, this waitress will regret her choice for a lifetime, because the woman who entered Shrimp Island at the same time as her, after working for three years, the most recent one also left Shrimp Island with tens of millions of income, and the best one even hooked up with a rich man and lived the life of Mrs. Kuo directly.

This is a later story, so I won't show it for the time being.

In short, after the tourist paid the price of blood, the other tourists were all honest, but the tourists who were shot on the spot were from the United States, and when the news was transmitted back to the United States, it was immediately met with great dissatisfaction among the people of the United States, and even the United States government also made solemn representations to the Celestial Empire government, but the diplomats of the Celestial Empire responded to this question with only one sentence, and completely put aside the relationship with this matter: "Diaoyu Shrimp Island is the private territory of the Shangguan people, independent of the Celestial Empire government." ”

Well, as the owner of Shrimp Island, Shangguan can face the pressure from the United States, but Shangguan can man did not come forward to reply, but took out a video, which is the picture taken by the executed tourist when he tried to commit a crime.

When the people of the United States saw the picture of the American tourist tearing the waitress's clothes hideously, they experienced a transformation from shock to anger to shame, and at the end of the video, a little cute anime girl jumped to the center of the screen and shouted angrily: "Strong X criminals should go to hell!" You are all fighting for a strong X criminal, are you all strong X criminals! Shameless! Shameless! ”

The scolding of the anime little cute girl, the people of the United States who scolded couldn't raise their heads, and also made the people of all ethnic groups in the world applaud, and some people also spoke on the Internet: "Fishing Shrimp Island has already mentioned to the public before it is opened, and strong X criminals will be killed on the spot, there is no need to explain to any government, even if it is the government of the United States, some people may say that Fishing Shrimp Island will not be good to the people of the Celestial Empire, but don't forget, among the several people repatriated that day, two were Celestial Empire tourists, and they were permanently disqualified from landing on the island, And the crime they committed was only to pick two flowers in the park, even if it was a crime of vandalism, such a punishment was too severe. ”

Seeing this comment, other netizens commented: "That's right, and those two people who committed the lightest crimes, and who will have the opportunity to fish shrimp island in the future, made a mistake just because they didn't hold back and in a public place, of course, fishing shrimp island also gave an explanation, saying that there is a public toilet every five hundred meters on shrimp island, in this case, they are still peeing in public places, it is indeed their fault, but in any case, the punishment for fishing shrimp island is too great, but on the other hand, Isn't Fishing Shrimp Island a civilized place with extremely high ideological and moral requirements? Therefore, I advise you that if you want to go fishing for Shrimp Island in the future, you should first be a benevolent gentleman with high moral character! The villain and any uncivilized phenomenon are hated by Shrimp Island and try to destroy. ”

(A new volume has begun, and this volume will be more exciting than you can imagine, asking for all kinds of support ^_^) (To be continued.) )

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