Chapter 16: Divine Beasts
At this moment, do you say that I am in or not? If you want to follow my surname, you definitely don't want to enter, but if I want to run away, maybe we will all have to plant here to feed the old elm spirit, and besides, what should I read for the readers?
Whether you enter or not, the hole is there, not big or small......
Lao Wu pulled me and whispered, "He may not dare to do anything to you." ”
I also whispered, "What if he really dares to treat me?" ”
Jin Chengwu said: "Then you shout, we will rush in to save you!" ”
I'm not satisfied with this answer, listening to the tone of the old demon of Montenegro, he has been hungry for a long time, and his appetite must be very good, if that hole is his stomach, I will probably become a lump of excrement between Xuyi, and that is still in the case of digesting cleanly, if I don't absorb it completely, I will become a half-human and half-thing-, I will progress......
Finally, I gritted my teeth and entered with pride. As soon as Lao Wu took a step with me with the psychology of luck, dozens of vines were immediately sealed behind me, and the old demon of Montenegro smiled: "A few Taoist friends, please take a break outside." ”
I walked into the cave with mixed feelings, and while looking around carefully, I hummed "Nervousness......
I found it to be very spacious, about seven or eight square meters, and the most surprising thing to me was that it was actually very clean, which was very different from the scene of corpses and bones that I thought.
This tree hole is open on one side, and on both sides are thick tree trunks, and on the innermost tree trunk, the whole wall is covered with dark red tubes, like the veins of human internal organs, and in this membrane-like vein, there is a faint wrap of something shaped like a person, and with the surging blood vessels, the person also moves from time to time inside, but his expression is quiet, but there is nothing terrible.
Seeing me come in, the man moved inside again, as if bowing his hand, and the slightly hoarse voice sounded: "Thank you seniors for appreciating the light." I don't know if it's because there was an echo outside just now, this voice is softer in the tree hole, although hoarse, but there is an endless magnetic surname.
I looked around for a while, waved my hand, and said, "What did you call me in?" ”
The man on the wall moved his hand, and there was a tree stump in the corner of the wall that was digging forward like a soil grandson, and when he came behind me, the old demon of Montenegro said, "Senior Dragon, please sit." ”
If you come here, you will be safe, anyway, you are here, I also asked for the surname to go out, sat down loudly, looked around and said: "You are quite distinctive, you can't open a hotel cheaply." ”
The man on the wall was obviously stunned, and then smiled: "Senior Long is worthy of being a master, and he can listen to a word at will. ”
I gradually understood that the person hanging on the wall was the real body of the old demon of Montenegro, who lived in this tree, commanding it like a brain and heart.
When the old demon of Montenegro saw me looking at him, he said unnaturally: "I am not yet in human form, so I won't come out to let my predecessors laugh." ”
"Just stay up there." I found that since I entered the cave, the attitude of the old demon of Montenegro is different from that of us outside just now, although I was quite jealous of me just now, but I was vaguely sneering with a gun and a stick between my words, and now I am talking like a hostess with all kinds of amorous feelings, coquettish and dignified and generous.
"By the way, what the hell did you call me here?"
"I'm not afraid of the jokes of my predecessors, Xiao Heikong has lived for more than 2,000 years, and it's the first time I've seen someone like my predecessors who have survived the catastrophe, although Xiao Hei knows that it's hopeless, but the twists and turns Xiao Hei still wants to listen to one or two from his predecessors, if he can benefit from this and live for a few more years, Xiao Hei will always feel the great virtue of his predecessors."
I understood, he wanted to know how I survived, although he didn't have the ambition, but he was curious, just like being born color blind and asking someone with a driver's license how to take the test in the first place......
I coughed and said, "This calamity, in fact, is also simple, when the thunder strikes, ......"
"Hehe, Xiao Hei can't wait for the time when Tianlei is tailored, it's better to start from the beginning, when did you succeed in the tribulation?"
"Not long, just some time ago."
"That's ...... Hundreds of years ago? ”
"Well, even if it's true."
"Senior, please forgive me for taking the liberty of asking, when were you born?"
"Me, it's early, anyway, I have a good relationship with Brother Pan."
"Brother Pan?"
"Pangu!" I can't remember anyone earlier.
"......" The old demon of Montenegro wanted to speak and stopped, and then complained: "Since the seniors don't want to say it, there is no need to say it." "It seems that he also knows that I am talking nonsense, Du Zheng has just taken the civil service exam, Pangu is a member of the Standing Committee of the Central Committee, I want to say that I and Zhu Bajie and our brothers wear a pair of pants, he can probably believe it.
"Can you tell me what your predecessor was?"
"This ......" I don't know what to say, there seems to be a calculation of this on the computer, I haven't counted it, I usually look at the horoscope......
Seeing that I was unable to speak, he cautiously asked, "Is it a divine beast?" ”
"I won't tell you first, test your eyesight." I said with a smile.
"Oh, have you ever seen a mythical beast?"
"I've seen a few of them."
"Can you tell me?"
"Hey, there is a mythical beast called the grass mud horse, they live on the Male Gobi and are very admired by the world."
"I understand, my predecessors are grass mud horses."
"It's not!" I said angrily, repeating several times in my heart: You are a grass mud horse, your whole family is a grass mud horse!
"Hey......" The old demon of Montenegro complained again: "Since the seniors don't want to say anything, and Xiao Hei doesn't dare to force it, then tell me how you usually cultivate, this is always okay, right?" ”
Speaking of which, I want to put an ellipsis again - how the do I know how to cultivate?
"Seniors won't even want to talk about this, right?" The tone of the old demon of Montenegro was not so pleasant anymore, I don't know if he will go berserk in the next moment, or if he is simply using these words to test me, I hurriedly said casually: "You have to follow your heart, your mind will turn as you like, and your cultivation will naturally be unhindered." ”
It's all nonsense from third-rate martial arts movies listening to Uncle Whitebeard......
"But my heart just wants to eat people, can I still achieve positive results if I continue to cultivate like this?" The old demon of Montenegro said confusedly.
"Then, there is also a saying called overcoming yourself, don't you want to eat people? Endure! Hold back, and you'll see results at a certain point. "It's all my psychological words this time!
The old demon of Montenegro listened to my eloquent talk, unconsciously turned over on the wall, and saw a concrete soft body lying on his side, holding the back of his head with one hand, and putting the other hand on the side of his thigh.
"Senpai, what's wrong with you, Senpai?"
I came back to my senses and said, "It's nothing. ”
The old demon of Montenegro said slowly: "Today, I have benefited a lot from listening to the words of my predecessors, but the kindness of my predecessors is far more than that. ”
"Huh?" I don't understand, is he the little sapling I planted on Arbor Day in the third grade? You can't be so precocious, right?
The old demon of Montenegro said quietly: "Originally, I thought that a Da Luo Jin Immortal like my predecessor would come in person, and I must have died of evil, but I didn't expect that my predecessor was merciful and said so many things to me." "He thought I was here to clean him up.
I stood up and said, "Live well, as long as you don't hurt anyone, I won't care about you, I'll leave if it's okay." ”
The old demon of Montenegro hurriedly stood up and arched his hand and said, "Congratulations to the seniors." ”
I walked out with my head held high, Xiao Qian and Lao Wu hurriedly caught up, and I looked at them vigorously: "Calm!" ”
So the four of us swaggered down to the top of the mountain, and the old demon of Montenegro put away the vines, and the canopy hung low, and watched us down the mountain respectfully.
Halfway up the mountain, Xiao Qian finally couldn't help but let out a cheer, and we all laughed heartily. Lao Wu asked me what was going on, I repeated the conversation between me and the old demon of Montenegro, Jin Chengwu laughed and said, "Hahahaha, grass mud horse - you kid is too bad!" ”
Xiao Qian smiled and said: "It seems that we have thought too much, the old demon of Montenegro does not dare to suspect Brother Xiaolong at all, he invited Brother Xiaolong in because he really wanted to inquire about the catastrophe, he originally thought that he was in the catastrophe this time, so we said that he didn't believe it when we left." ”
Jin Chengwu said: "This kid is also quite bold, he just escaped from death and dared to stop Xiaolong again, he really wants to survive the catastrophe?" ”
Xiao Qian said, "But he is still sincere, his current meridians and hard work are all concentrated in the tree hole, even if an ordinary person breaks in, it can pose a danger to him, but he actually shows it openly." ”
Lao Wu suddenly stopped, his brows furrowed and he was silent, and I asked him, "What's wrong with you?" ”
Lao Wu said: "In this way, this old demon of Montenegro is not what we think, he also has a good side, and he has no choice but to control zombies to come out to forage for food." ”
I said, "Anyway, after we scared her like this, I won't dare in the future." ”
Lao Wu said: "Then what will she eat in the future?" ”
I said, "What do you care about her?" ”
"No! I have to go back. ”
I was surprised, "What are you going back for?" ”
Lao Wu said: "Confucius said: There is no class in teaching, since he is still self-motivated, I will help him, and I can't watch him fend for himself." ”
I said, "How can you help her?" ”
Lao Wu said: "I see if I can pass on the Tao Te Ching to him and let him cultivate back to the right path." ”
I hurriedly said: "You want to go back just now?" ”
Lao Wu smiled and said: "Kindness is like water and virtue, not to mention that this black brother and I are still peers, if I abandon it, it will also be a disaster for my own cultivation." ”
I said, "Then I'll go with you again." ”
Lao Wu waved his hand and said: "The old demon of Montenegro is uncertain, it is not good for you to arouse his suspicion again." ”
"Do you know that he has to go by himself if he doesn't have a surname?"
"It's okay, after all, we are similar, even if he wants to harm me, it's not so easy."
"Then you can think about it, Xiao Hei, he is not stupid, I just talked nonsense, he should have reacted by this time, you go to him and spill his anger on you, you will be unlucky."
Lao Wu said no more, waved at us, and then headed for the mountain again.
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My daughter-in-law asked me today, how did your tree spirit distinguish men and women, I didn't tell her, the main thing I don't know, anyway, the old demon of Montenegro is a mature woman!