The next few days were more difficult for me because the police didn't come all the time. You say that a person with 5 million people, when he is handcuffed, does he extend his left hand first or his right hand first? Should he be righteous and awe-inspiring in front of the camera, or should he be caught by the police on both sides and confess his guilt like a trident? What should I do if Xiang Yu attacks the police?

The main reason is that in the past few years, except for applying for the second-generation ID card and going to the police station, I haven't gone deep into their interior, and I don't know much about the atmosphere of the detention center.

I didn't come to the left and right, and I went to the street with my hands in my sleeve every day to look forward to the police car, and finally one day two uniformed people came to me, and they were two train attendants who asked for directions for a long time.

I tried to contact Jin Shaoyan once, such a good brother, just leave, really didn't even leave a little memory about me? As a result, the phone didn't work, and I called Ruhua's office, but no one answered.

It stands to reason that whether Jin Shaoyan has Jin 1 or Jin 2 in his body, the first thing he thinks of after waking up is me, is this kid being photographed by me again?

Then since the police didn't come, I had to continue to live well.

Because of the relationship between the police, I didn't dare to go far these days, so that people think that it is not good for us to abscond in fear of crime, so the matter of finding a place to stay for 300 has also been delayed, so many people of course can not live in a hotel, one is expensive, the other is that the customers who have just come are easy to find trouble, they are like children who have just been more than a year old, energetic and curious, and they can't scold or beat their unintentional mistakes - especially this batch of customers!

If you want them to live in a hotel, you have to spend a lot of money to get a fake certificate, and in the urban area, there are so many people, what if the car hits? What should I do if I let the chengguan beat or hit the chengguan? What should I do if I encounter the census?

I now want to find a black coal kiln, that is, the kind that has been raised for thousands of years to raise thugs to drive slaves to let workers dig coal, with these 300 special forces, it is easy to occupy the coal kiln, and the coal boss is stuffed into the coal kiln, and live together! It's a pity that all the black coal kilns I can find were first occupied by the armed police uncles and exposed to light.

Which god passing by looks at me and has pity on me, give me a black coal kiln!

Then go to Shennongjia to be with the savages, or go to Hoh Xil to protect the hunt, the survivability of this field force should not be a problem, each person is issued with two compressed biscuits, a bottle of mineral water, and a fruit knife, I estimate that in a month, the poachers in Hoh Xil will be more precious than the Tibetan antelope.

There are also those 54 heroes, the specific list has not yet come down, but according to the strength ranking, they must have appeared n times in the book, like Wu Songhua and Shang Lin Chong Bacheng, Liu Laoliu clearly told me: no Song Jiang, no Song Jiang is more troublesome, as the saying goes, a soldier instigates a general to instigate a nest, and there is no nest to lead, these guys are some rebels, it's too difficult to get it! There are two mountains on the outskirts of our city, but they are both scenic spots that charge tickets, and these people will wait to be bombarded by missiles if they want to occupy them. And these people love to drink is a problem, not to say that they don't make trouble, I can't stand 5 pieces of 5 Sanliangye when I drink water, I love to drop a bowl after drinking, Erliyao has been in a recession for the past two years, and they have come to invigorate the economy!

I'm worried, I'm depressed, I'm full of black lines, and I'm pulling down my hair one by one.

If you want to talk about managerial talents, I have Qin Shi Huang, but this fat man is addicted to games every day, loves top mushrooms and double dragons, and pulls the two fools to play crazy every day, but Contra plays by himself, because the two fools always borrow people from him after they die.

I have Master Li, a public relations talent, and she seems to have forgotten about Jin Shaoyan, but for the time being, I can't help it, let her go to the black coal kiln to specialize, and at most let the traffickers sell it to the northwest.

Xiang Yu coveted Xiao Wang's bread next door for not a day or two, Liu Bang really wanted to help him this time and teach him to bribe Xiao Wang with money, but fortunately, Xiang Yu was a person who really had the spirit of a king, and he didn't care about it - besides, he didn't have any money.

As for Liu Bang, this kid is angry, he doesn't help me solve problems at all, he goes to the elderly activity center on time every day to order the money to buy vegetables for the old ladies, several times the buns are cooking, the old ladies come upstairs, chat a few words and then take a few cucumbers and pinch a handful of coriander or something, and then look back at me when they are finished, as if Liu Bang won their money at my instigation. Old man Zhao really likes to talk to Liu Bang, and he used to like the big drum of storytelling the most: Kill the White Snake Uprising. After Liu Bang told him the story in the first person, he no longer listened to the drum of storytelling.

After a week of calm and calm, I began to ask someone to find out if there was a vacant house in a more remote place nearby, and it was better to bring a yard. As a result, when they heard that there were 300 people to live in, they shook their heads again and again, and a kind person even sincerely admonished me: I will go to prison if I engage in pyramid schemes.

I'm worried, I'm depressed, I'm pulling my hair, I found out the classmates who have been left since graduating from elementary school, the weekly notebook, and the phone book, trying to find out a useful information for me, and there is a lot of useful information: Xia Le lent me 3 cents in the second grade and didn't pay it back, Xu Jia was late and I covered for him as the squad leader, who trampled on the cauliflower snake I raised, I actually took out an old love letter from a phone book, a female classmate named Zhu Chengbi who didn't know when was quite affectionate for me, and there was a phone number below, I also called, but unfortunately the number was empty.

Baozi rarely saw me so serious, she washed two radishes for me to comfort the army's heart. I gnawed two radishes after I suddenly felt clear, but the stomach turbidity rolling, I put down the running water tent in my hand, in response to the call of the bun to set the table to eat, just arrived before the people sat down, I finally let out a loud fart.

Qin Shi Huang said dissatisfiedly: "Oh - you (bastard) disgusting dead people." Master Li's signature smile was covered, just like that, there was a faint sound of thunder under our entire house, Xiang Yu lost color and said: "The power of a fart is so powerful?" ”

Before he could finish speaking, the whole house shook violently, and with the sound of boom, we all began to stand unsteadily, first the electric fan fell to the ground, and then the water glasses placed on the windowsill fell one by one, and I saw the outside world trembling violently, and a man riding a bicycle was dragged by this huge force.

At the same time, I saw that the faces of all the people in the room changed greatly, the bun hugged me tightly, Qin Shihuang subconsciously put a glove in Jing Ke's arm, Xiang Yu rode a horse and squatted in the crotch style, looking at the expression as if he was going to play with someone, Li Shishi grabbed Liu Bang nearby, but Liu Bang got under the table with a pout.

This process lasted seven or eight seconds, but it seemed like a thousand years long. When everything is calm again, what posture we used to be and what posture we still maintain. I heard someone shouting outside the window: "It's an earthquake!" It's an earthquake! The streets began to run outside the house in a hurry, mixed with the screams of women and the cries of children, and it was very touching that the old people, although they had only come out of the building at the end, were surrounded by young people.

We were silent, no one ran out, it was Liu Bang who broke the silence, he poked his head out from under the table, looked at me and said, "You still lie to me that you are not a god!" ”

Qin Shi Huang said dumbfoundedly: "Qiangzi, hungry!" ”

Master Li's head has been short-circuited for a long time, she has a deep understanding of me and the world I am in since she first came, the fairy saying has long been abandoned by her, earthquakes have existed since ancient times, but it fits my just right fart, she can't figure it out for a while after all.

At this time, the hero and the emperor were different, Jing Ke had been listening to the radio intently all the time, the earthquake had not caused him any fright, but now that the land had calmed down, he smiled at me flatteringly, as if he was just scolding me for saying hello to him before making such a big move. Xiang Yu bowed half to me and said sincerely: "Thousands of troops, not as good as Xiaoqiang, Xiang is convinced!" ”

I hugged the bun, I was about to cry, half of it was scared, the other half was also scared, but half of it was for the earthquake that I had never experienced, and the other half was by their remarks, now it seems that no matter how I explain it, they won't believe what I said, from their expressions, they seem to be very proud of knowing me after being frightened, this has to be said everywhere, people are terrible and three people become tigers, maybe there will be believers.

Xiao Qiang, the manager of several pawnshops, had a strong earthquake in the city after a fart, and if I hadn't been Xiao Qiang, I would have spread it around. And then if the NSA is alarmed, what kind of crime is this, at the least it must be damage to other people's property and disrupt social order, and in the worst case, I will be guilty of treason -- of course, we should believe in the political axe, the above assumption is pure nonsense.

I can't stand it with a folklore! I owe me 3 cents for that Xia Le, because he let out a loud fart in class, and was called "fart basket" by us for a semester.

I was depressed, I was worried, I was pulling my hair, and I said to them very seriously, "Don't tell anyone what happened just now." ”

This sentence played a role in hammering the bricks and fixing the ground, and this time even Master Li was a little suspicious of the value of my fart. The second fool said mysteriously: "Don't worry, I won't tell him in ordinary people." "The ghost only believed what he said, who took the lead in the disaster last time for my 2 million listening bottle?

Qin Shi Huang said excitedly: "I want to unify the six countries when I was hungry, and I have you...... Oops, Meidi very. ”

Liu Bang got out from under the table and said to me very seriously: "I will never go behind you in the future." ”

The bun was in my arms, but he was a little angry and said, "You can't make any more trouble, see what you should do?" ”

I don't have the fucking heart to do anything, so I regret that I shouldn't have eaten those two radishes!

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