Chapter 45: There is no secret
"A little trick." Duo Lao stared at her, with an inactive expression on his face, and replied to her like a robot.
The three heads all moved forward a foot, and if Reporter Sun had a treasure, he could get it: "Since Li Duolao has found a shortcut, he will make this achievement public to the world, and then promote it, which is of great help to tens of millions of students, and it can be said that it is immeasurably meritorious." Reporter Sun sharply increased his spirit.
The "robot" was expressionless, silent, and silent, and seemed to have lost power.
For a long time, Reporter Sun carefully analyzed Duo Lao's face like a businessman who was thirsty for treasure, and thought to himself, is he still ready to sell for money with this experience, and if you want money, you have to make a price, so that we can go to the superiors to reflect. Like a bodhisattva, the three heads of the three leaners were pointed at him motionlessly, and everything in the room froze like a painting nailed to the wall.
Reporter Sun couldn't hold it back, his neck also hurt, and he urged or asked the price to the stunned fairy in front of him: "May I ask Li Duolao, do you have a trick, a little trick or a big secret, if so......"
Because Reporter Sun's mouth was only less than a foot away from Duo Lao's eyes in the end, there seemed to be a topic in Duo Lao's consciousness that he needed to answer, and Reporter Sun's words seemed to input some data into him, and then spit out a few words from his mouth: "There is no trick." ”
This sentence was like a stone falling on a stone slab with three turtles squatting, and the three turtles stretched out their heads and retracted at once, and the three reporters were startled, and at the same time returned to their original posture and wondered.
"Li Duolao, you are the most famous university student, I am also a graduate of Wuhan University, both universities, and you can be regarded as your senior sister, we came to interview you today, partly because we want to ask you for advice, but ...... But you're a bit conservative, and I think you'll be happy to contribute to others. ”
Duo Lao seems to have a "Wuhan University graduate" in front of him, do they want to compare their fists with me, trivial, I don't bother to move when they are on the same page.
"Brother, where's the tea?" The head of a willow branch sticks out of the door.
"Is there anything in that bag yesterday?" Dorao seems to have returned to this world from another world, whether he has returned or crossed over.
"Yesterday's gone?"
"Then there won't be."
The reporters made it clear that Li Duolao was just a person here, and his heart might still be in a foreign country.
The tea set was still one vegetable bowl, two rice bowls, and the willow branches brought them out. This also brings out all the cutlery that the Duolao family is currently using. The family origin of these three bowls is from the local earthen kiln, the potter takes local materials to cook the clay with oxen, kneades it by hand on the wooden turntable, and burns it by firewood.
Reporter Sun sat at the top, next to the table, and the first bowl of willow branches was handed to her, placed on the table, and said a request for tea, with an embarrassed smile. Reporter Sun said thank you.
The second bowl was handed to the young man, because he was sitting in the middle of the room, and there was a bench under his buttocks, and Willow Branch placed the bowl on the free end of the stool, and asked for tea in the same way, and the young man thanked him in the same way.
When the third bowl was brought out, Willow Branch's nimble eyes glanced at the middle-aged female reporter's position near the door, and she was sitting on a short stool, and there was nothing around it. So he handed it directly to her, and the middle-aged female reporter immediately half got up and took the big vegetable bowl, looked around, and gently rested the vegetable bowl on the ground. The floor is a pure mud floor, so to speak, it is gently placed on the mud, and it is completely and accurately placed on the glazed mud floor that has been stepped on by countless soles and bare feet.
There is no dish soap or anything like that, although the willow branch has soaked the bowl in boiling water, and the residual oil stars hiding in the sand hole next to the bowl are as difficult to destroy as bandits, and like the hard-working ones who are difficult to catch all the fish in the river, the willow branches are three bowls of boiled water, and there are inevitably some oil stars floating on the water surface, and some oil stars that are as thin as mist float on the water, just like a few white clouds floating in the clean sky, but there is a leisurely beauty
"Li Duolao, just now you may have gone to the beautiful university of Loujing, you can chop wood, study, catch snakes and catch fish, which is unimaginable for us, please introduce your experience, talk about your way to success." Reporter Sun is a dedicated journalist.
"It's all forced, it's forced!"
"May I ask Mr. Li Duolao, what other secrets do you have besides what you just said?"
"Rely on force, force yourself and force yourself."
Reporter Sun began to hurriedly write the first line of this from the first page of her interview record in the notebook. The other two were busy recording it, and with a happy look on their faces, they wrote it down as quickly as they could, and at the end, the three pairs of eyes looked at Duo Lao's mouth together, like the work of a steel-making furnace poking open the furnace opening, expecting the iron stream of steel flowers to surging out. But today's "blast furnace" seems to have malfunctioned, and it was blocked after only a little bit of spewing. For a long time, the three reporters have known that this "furnace" can only come out slowly, and the amount of "output" is really unpredictable.
Reporter Sun was half satisfied and half disappointed, she looked at the steaming boiling water bowl, frowned, did not pick up the bowl, stretched her head over, sipped her mouth sharp, and beat it to the edge of the bowl like a mosquito biting blood, it was too hot, retracted, and then let go of her mouth and blew a few breaths into the bowl, and the hot air was driven away from the horizontal direction. Then he made a tube into the inner diameter of the tube, and only a mouthful of embroidery needle could be inserted into the inner diameter of the tube, and the water was pumped up by the side of the bowl. If you let the detective experts in the novel see it, they will immediately come to the conclusion that this young lady's family background is higher than the average level of society, and the reason why she frowned a few times was because she saw a few oil stars floating on the water, and she really didn't want to drink, and because the weather was too hot, she was so thirsty that she couldn't help but drink, so she had to make her mouth as small as possible, which was more practical than quenching her thirst and avoiding the entrance of oil flowers and burning her mouth.
Yes, Reporter Sun is familiar with cosmetology and understands the importance of moisture to her face, but she really hasn't used such a tea set, and she tries to imagine that this bit of oil star on the water is Li Duolao's leftovers, and it would be miserable if it was his father or even someone else's leftovers.
Most of the questions were asked by reporter Sun, southeast and northwest, large and small, such as: Have you ever been bitten by a snake when you caught a snake? Haven't you ever been bitten by a snake or a fish? Have you ever seen a tiger when you go up the mountain to chop wood? Haven't you ever seen a tiger, heard a tiger roar, or seen tiger droppings? Have you ever cried when you encountered a difficult problem like me? Angry enough to jump out of the window? There are male classmates, no, you are female classmates who come to court, how do you deal with it? Has it affected your studies or stimulated your learning positivity? There are even some male classmates, no, you are female classmates, if you don't agree to establish a relationship with her, she will fight with you? ……
After all, there is still a principle in reporter Sun's question, that is, it does not involve "internal affairs" that do not involve overwork; Do you have the money to go to college? Or may I ask Li Duolao, how are you preparing for the tuition fees of this university? Because such a "what" is a matter that belongs to the shelf, a branch that grows outside the festival.
Reporter Sun also has a superfluous thing: if she had known that this was the case in the interview venue, she would not have worn this damn dress, or if she had known that this was the case, she would have lengthened the skirt of this skirt by at least 5 inches, and now that she was about to ask questions, she held up the notebook with one hand and wrote in the air with the other, and at the same time secretly pressed down the skirt between the two thighs with her pen hand every minute.
And this is as if he didn't notice her action, although Reporter Sun's hand repeated countless times like sewing clothes, he was like a deeply myopic person, completely invisible. Dare to take a look, if you ask him by surprise; At this time, what kind of clothes did Reporter Sun wear, he definitely had to re-look at what Reporter Sun was wearing to get 90 points, why was it not a full score? Many of his clothes are not yet famous, and it is more difficult to memorize things in this line than to memorize mathematical formulas, for example, the dress worn by reporter Sun is still a new term for him
When answering reporters' questions, we will implement this principle even more, with one word less and no more than ten words.
The young male reporter picked up the bowl of boiled water and drank "tea", and he habitually blew on the "muddy man", at this time the heat in the bowl was not as good as the fear that reporter Sun had blown before, and he fled in panic, just running out like a breeze and residual smoke. He is not like Reporter Sun's mouth like a suction pipe, with his "water volume" and the weather factors at this time, he can probably drink eight large bowls of such a bowl, but he found that this fairy on the peach banquet did not "put out the kettle" and the plate to supply it in large quantities, and it is more difficult to ask for water to drink in front of such a beautiful girl than to ask him to lift 800 catties at once. He drank them earnestly one by one, and when he got to the water in his mouth, he was going to stop them, summon some air to tease them, and play with them for a while. At this time, if the detective expert in the novel comes, he will say this; He was born in a family with an average standard of living, and when he was a child, he served this kind of mud shriveled father, and he was familiar with the grease floating on the water, not to say that he was very kind to them, but he did not hate them either.
During the interview, he drank boiled water, and continued the interview while drinking boiled water.
The large vegetable bowl placed on the mud floor tried to dissipate as much heat as possible in the scorching hot air, and finally, it was close to the "body temperature" of the air. The middle-aged female reporter decided that pouring this big bowl of water into her stomach would not burn her stomach, she picked up the big vegetable bowl with both hands, put her mouth into the water, and drank it with a bang, only making two very short pauses in the middle, that is, two pauses, and finished this drinking article. At this time, anyone who wants to turn this large bowl into a hat to protect it from the sun and rain can do so. If the detective had nothing else to do at this time, he would have said: This woman was older than the first two, and her family was in a worse state when she was a child than the first two, and in spite of all this, she drank it all, indicating that she had drunk so much before; Second, there is a habit of not wasting, boiling water should be boiled, and raw water should be picked; The third is that grease is also oil, and the violent destruction of heaven and thunder beats people. It is possible that when she was a child, not only did the family share a face towel, but also the average person did not have a rice bowl, you eat some with one bowl, and I will eat some more, or break a bowl into two pieces, which can be eaten by two people at half end and half in hand.
Suddenly, a mad wind rushed in through the gate, and the scraps of paper on the ground flew up to the roof, and frantically froze on it; The dust all crawled up from the ground, and whatever your eyes were, they all went into it; I don't know what is going on around, whether the terrorists have come here; The middle-aged female reporter put back the bowl on the ground and rolled into the corner; Reporter Sun's skirt lifted up; The light outside the door makes it impossible for people's eyes to penetrate it, and the inside of the house is like night; The sand and rocks flew in the floor, and the water in the pond also made a sound; Then a bolt of lightning licked like a red tongue on everyone's body, and it was terrifying; With a bang, the ground under my feet was torn off, and I don't know where to go. Suddenly, the sky is about to collapse, the earth is about to collapse, and Peng Gu is about to open the world again.
Hesitation, hesitation, don't run away in hesitation, die in hesitation. A voice is singing.
The young male reporter propped up the door and looked out for a while, waved his hand at the two reporters, and like officers directing the retreat, the three quickly threw their backpacks over their shoulders and stumbled out. Reporter Sun tugged at the hem of his skirt with both hands.
If Tiangong had been 10 minutes late in pouring the bucket full of water down to fill the Ganggu Basin, the exhausted team would have been able to return to the iron box parked at the crossing of the machine farming.
When the middle-aged female reporter pulled her back foot and fell into her seat, as if she could never get up, the bucket in the sky tilted, the roof of the car made a ping-pong sound, and the carport might be smashed.
On the third day after they returned, they arrived: "How did Li Duolao get in, the most famous university in the country may have mistakenly recruited a student." ”
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