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Yi Tianhao looked at the excitement of Chaolai, and secretly felt a little funny in his heart, and said with a serious face: "You are willing, I haven't said I am willing yet!" ”

There was a mess, he stood up, and said with a smile: "That master, let the Sprinkle family follow you, the Sprinkle family can act as your thug, and the amount of food in the Sprinkle family is also constant, as long as there is wine and meat at each meal, plus fifty or sixty thousand rice, it is enough." The requirements of the Sprinkle family are not high, as long as they can have a little salary every month, enough to find a few beauties, then it will be about the same. Where to find a free thug like the Sprinkle family, don't you say? ”

It's really a little anxious in my heart, just now the two women, he didn't give money, why don't you need money now, you need money to pick up girls, and you also need money to eat, but he doesn't know anything in society except for brute force, and now it's about to bottom out, if you can follow Yi Tianhao's side, there are still people who have nothing to do and learn kung fu, that's a great thing.

Yi Tianhao's heart became amused, and his heart became more stable, his eyes widened, and he said, "A person like me, do I still need thugs to protect me?" How many people in this world do you think can threaten me? Who I can't beat? ”

If the other party doesn't even need his own skills, his worth doesn't seem to be much, and he suddenly became even more anxious, and hurriedly said: "Donor, although your skills are good enough, but you can't do everything yourself, don't you say?" This also loses your identity! If there is a sprinkler family, it is different, but all some trivial things, there are sprinklers who can help settle it, and some big things that the sprinkler family can't settle down, and then the donor himself settles it. What does the donor think of me? ”

Yi Tianhao began to pretend to hesitate, and when he saw it, he was even more anxious, and hurriedly said: "The Sprinkle family is in the Shaolin Temple, and now it is the most powerful master, the master has said, in terms of Shaolin martial arts, it is estimated that the future will be promoted by the Sprinkle family, if you accept a Shaolin monk like me as an apprentice, it is also very face-saving, don't you say?" ”

Yi Tianhao nodded while listening, and finally suddenly said: "Okay, what you monk said also makes sense, a person of my status really needs a few thugs like you around me, so you can reluctantly follow me." But to say it, I will give you good wine and meat every month, and the salary I will give you every month will not be less, enough for you to go to the girl, but what I say, I must always follow my side loyally. ”

"Great." Ranlai patted his chest and said, "Although the prince can rest assured, a monk with faith like the Sprinkle family knows what loyalty is best." ”

Yi Tianhao scolded in his heart, you have faith in a fart, and a monk with faith goes to pick up girls every day? Go to drink and meat every day? His grandmother's, the current monks are so coquettish, and the world has really fallen.

However, this time to be able to accept such a skilled monk, Yi Tianhao is still very excited in his heart, this monk's skills in Yi Tianhao's opinion, even compared with Molu, it is not much worse, the two of them should be said to be half a catty, the monk's skills may be stronger, but Molu's killing methods are stronger, and it is difficult to judge the superior.

Now counted, his subordinates, there are already three masters, Molu Suzaku and the Troubled Monk, Huofeng is not counted for the time being, after all, Huofeng is now a talent of the country, and he can't always occupy it, but then calculate, Suzaku is already his own woman, and it is impossible for him to send Suzaku to do everything in the future, which is not in line with Yi Tianhao's character, if there is no chaos, there will be a strange person who can be used, so Yi Tianhao will be so excited when he sees the chaos monk so brave today, Can't wait to take it for your own use.

Yi Tianhao put away the mess and began to say: "Let me introduce first, my name is Yi Tianhao, you can call me the prince or Brother Hao, don't call me the donor, you know?" ”

"Got it, Prince."

Yi Tianhao nodded, although this monk seems to have big limbs, but his mind is not simple, and his reaction is quite fast.

Yi Tianhao continued: "In addition, I have to explain a little more, I have a gang under my command called the princelings. Do you know what a gangster is? It's a place to fight and kill, and you don't have to go out every day like everyone else to fight and kill or watch the field, if necessary, I will tell you. ”

Ranlai nodded and said, "I know what a gangster is." ”

"Yes, that's good." Yi Tianhao continued, "Now that I'm here to travel to Taoyuan Island and play with my classmates, it's not convenient for you to follow alongside. ”

Messy Ran's eyes lit up, and he said with some excitement: "With classmates? School girl? Uniform temptation? ”

Damn, what is this called a monk? I fucking understand even the temptation of uniforms! Damn, are all the current monks hiding in the temple watching pornography every night?

Yi Tianhao's face changed, and he said with a serious face: "Those are my classmates, you can't move." ”

Messy looked at Yi Tianhao as if he was looking at a monster, but he still nodded and said: "The Sprinkle family understands, those are the prince's people, so I can't move, the Buddha said, friends and wives can't be bullied!" ”

Yi Tianhao was speechless and said, "When did the Buddha say these words? ”

Messy and hehe smiled: "But the prince, the body is important, sometimes it is necessary to be controlled, there are so many people, can you get it?" ”

"Damn, that's my business, it has nothing to do with you, it's really hard to talk to you, a flower monk!" Yi Tianhao rolled his eyes, about to be broken by the chaos, and said a little speechlessly, "Do you flower monk watch pornography in the temple every day?" ”

"Pornography? I haven't seen that. ”

Yi Tianhao breathed a sigh of relief.

Ranlai continued: "The Sprinkle family has just watched some classical movies, all of which are some classic quintessences, such as "Golden Vase Plum" and the like. ”

Yi Tianhao's eyes lit up, both of them sat down, and Yi Tianhao asked, "Have you also watched "Golden Vase Plum"? Is it the movie version? Damn, this movie is powerful, it can be called the originator of domestic pornography. The Ximen Qing in it is very powerful, especially the clip of Pan Jinlian, slammed in front of the sleepwalking Wu Dalang, the beautiful Pan Jinlian looks like she wants to die, which is really amazing. ”

clapped his hands and said loudly: "Prince, you are really a confidant of the Sprinkle family, this "Golden Vase Plum" is really a masterpiece among domestic films, it can be called the quintessence of the country, a milestone in the history of human films, and an eternal and immortal film miracle. That Pan Jinlian is also the favorite one of the Sprinkle family in it, but it's a pity, she died a little too miserably in the end, and she was actually killed under the bed, you didn't know it at the time, the Sprinkle family almost smashed the computer. This Ximen Qing should be damned, he died well, and in the end he died, if he was a sprinkler, even if it was three days and three nights, there would be no problem at all, he still didn't practice! ”

Yi Tianhao agreed: "This Ximen Qing was mainly drugged, but his bravery in it, in my opinion, is just pediatrics." However, you also have computers in the Shaolin Temple? ”

"Of course, work computers, register some rosters and stuff like that. Later, the Sprinkle family secretly downloaded two movies, but unfortunately, in the end, they were revealed by a few old-fashioned movies, and they were all deleted for me. These people are rotten and old-fashioned, and they can't keep up with the pace of the times, if Shaolin is full of talents like the prince, Shaolin will be able to flourish more and create brilliance! By the way, Prince, have you seen "Meat Futon". ”

"I'll see." Yi Tianhao paused, put away the lewd look, cleared his throat, and said seriously, "This, mess around, sometimes it's better for men to be restrained, in fact, personally, I went to watch "Golden Vase Plum" with the mentality of appreciating classical masterpieces, as for pornography like "Meat Futon", I haven't even heard of it. ”

"Oh." He glanced at Yi Tianhao with disdain, but did not refute it, and said secretly in his heart, is this the legendary bitch who wants to set up an archway?

Yi Tianhao continued: "Of course, if you have any yellow discs, or some aV photos or the like, I am willing to share them with you, mainly to guide you well, so that you will not fall into the hell of Ah Nose under the temptation of these things." ”

Mess came with his hands together and said: "The prince's benevolent heart really touched the Sprinkle family." The Sprinkle family has received a few genuine movie CDs from Mr. Cang contributed to me by tourists, so why don't we have the opportunity to study and discuss together? ”

"Great, wonderful." Yi Tianhao smiled, patted Chaolai's shoulder, and said with a smile, "Chaolai, I think that sooner or later, you will become the pride of the entire Shaolin Temple, and the more I feel that accepting you is the wisest thing I have done." You, a monk, are energetic and have a full sense of justice, and you will definitely be able to set a good example for our princelings brothers when you go back! ”

The two of them looked at each other and laughed.

After laughing, Yi Tianhao instructed: "By the way, it's still those words just now, in the past few days, you are not suitable to follow me, it is better to be like this, tomorrow you will leave here by boat, and then take the car to Sanjiang City, I will send someone to pick you up." ”

When he heard this, he was slightly silent.

Yi Tianhao asked, "You don't want to?" ”

"The Sprinkle family has very important things to deal with in the past few days, and the stakes are very high."

Yi Tianhao nodded, understood, and was about to change his mind, when he heard the chaos continue: "The Sprinkle family plans to come over tomorrow to compete for the three red cards, it is really unfortunate that the Sprinkle family came here tomorrow, and the Sprinkle family will stay here very early tomorrow." ”

Yi Tianhao looked at the mess a little speechlessly, and said: "Forget it, you better go back, in fact, what's the big deal about the three red cards." The three red cards are all the kind of show that doesn't sell their bodies, they danced a dance with you, and you hooked up with you, but they didn't do it with you, who do you say you are reasoning with? ”

Mess Ran's eyes widened: "And this kind of thing? ”

"Of course, they're bullying honest people like you. Okay, you go to Sanjiang City first, I will send someone to arrange a few more sisters for you, and when the time comes, I will ensure that you want to die and forget these red cards, what do you think? ”

Chaolai's eyes lit up, his hands were folded, and he said piously: "Amitabha, Sprinkle Jiajue is very agreeable." ”