"What? I'm not welcome! I'm a veteran! The shapeshifter named Rouke said with some regret.

"This! This! This! It's incredible! Liu Yun was so surprised and frightened that she almost couldn't speak.

At this time, on the square of the alliance base, Xiao Yu had been wiping the floor for a long time, and seeing that these policemen didn't seem to be drunk, they didn't come out to guard him since they squeezed into the conference room. The air conditioning in the entire basement was turned up very large, and even the square was warm, coupled with the fatigue of the whole day, the small loss was hypnotized in an instant, and he fell asleep happily on the ground.

In the conference room, Liu Yun listened to He Yun and Yang Ziqing's book-like "teaching content", which was simply a word "Mongolian". Look at these three "wooden" characters, although they have some small skills, but they are not so sci-fi scary!

He Yun saw that this monster scared Liu Yun, so he scolded: "Rouke turned back into your computer, it scared others!" ”

"Humph! Next time, I'll never get up again, go to sleep! Belle! Goodbye! After speaking, he raised his right hand and made a goodbye gesture to Liu Yun, opened his mouth full of iron and grinned, and came to two 360-degree turns in place, and under a few "squeak" sounds, it instantly turned back into a computer.

He Yun said: "This pervert! How long has it been since I saw a beautiful woman? See how happy he is? ”

Yang Ziqing laughed with He Yun.

At the moment of joy, Yang Ziqing saw that Liu Yun had not yet reacted, so he asked openly: "Do you know how many planets there are in our solar system?" ”

Liu Yun said with a dull look: "There should be 8 planets!" ”

Yang Ziqing was sure: "Wrong! Not entirely! ”

Liu Yun: "Nani? It's not."

Yang Ziqing looked proud, smiled, and said to Rouke, who had just transformed back: "Rouke plays the PPT data of the solar system!" ”

I saw that the computer screen called Rouke suddenly lit up with a white light, automatically searched for files, and then automatically opened and projected onto the big wall opposite.

The light blue PPT picture is printed with a clear message on the bottom:

Eight planets, five identified dwarf planets and hundreds of millions of small solar system bodies, including asteroids, Kuiper Belt objects, comets and interstellar dust. The planets in the solar system are, in order, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune, in descending order from the Sun. The eight planets in the solar system are ranked from largest to smallest, according to mass: Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, Earth, Venus, Mars, and Mercury. In order of volume: Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars, Mercury.

Liu Yun gradually calmed down and asked, "What's the difference between these, it's not just the 8 planets!" Why are you telling me this? I didn't want to be a scientist! ”

"Of course it works!" Yang Ziqing said firmly, and then gestured: "These planets, do you know which one is the biggest?" You know that the smallest? ”

Liu Yun was a little confused, pointed to the content on the wall and said, "Isn't it all announced?" Still ask me? ”

He Yun shook Erlang's leg and said, "Don't be deceived by the superficial content of the text!" You girls! How sad! ”

"You!" Liu Yun raised her fist high, and when she was about to smash it down, she found that Yang Ziqing was staring! She smiled ashamedly: "Gaffe! Loss! You continue! ”

Yang Ziqing stared at He Yun, glared twice, and then moved his gaze to Liu Yun and said, "Do you think there are so many planets on it, and there will be creatures on that one?" ”

Liu Yun hesitated for a long time and said, "I think there should be only the earth!" ”

"You're wrong again!" He Yun interjected again.

Liu Yun glanced at He Yun a few times from the corner of her eyes with a boring face, and said sullenly: "Handsome guy!" What's wrong with that! Explain it to me! ”

He Yun covered his ears, pretended not to hear, and turned his face away.

Yang Ziqing continued: "Each of the above planets has living beings, and they have a common language, the planets have fought again and again before, and our earth has always been included!" It's just that I've been neutral all the time! Among the 8 dozen planets, Venus is the most powerful and has always wanted to rule the solar system! Not to be outdone, the other planets are intrigued, there are alliances and aggression! The flames of war are endless! Our Earth is the most resource-rich planet among so many planets, and it is the main object of their aggression! Our alliance has been fighting against it all these years! The owner of the embroidery, Zhao Luying, died in a battle, and it was precisely because of her sacrifice that all the planets suffered heavy losses, and there was a short peace in the past two years! We have time to do some small things, such as: solving crimes, traveling! ”

Liu Yun was suspicious, pointed at He Yun, and said to Yang Ziqing: "Just you? And this skinny monkey, all of them are mortal in the flesh, how to compete with aliens! ”

He Yun said: "Don't underestimate people! We all have special abilities! ”

Liu Yun teased this and asked, "Then what special functions do you have?" Clenbuterol! Huh"

As soon as the words fell, He Yun jumped up from the sofa, scanned Liu Yun's whole body with his eyes, and said quickly: "Your surname is Liu, your name is Yun; Gender, female; Measurements: 90, 57, 82, height: 172 cm, an old virgin! And also! You wore red lingerie today! Wearing"

"You rascal! Shame on you! You investigate me," Liu Yun yelled loudly.

He Yun smiled and said, "Didn't you say you wanted to see my special abilities?" That's my special feature! It is possible to quickly and comprehensively analyze the structure and body shape of any creature within 50 meters in front of you with your eyes. In short, I'm a mobile laser computer! ”

"Nani ???" Liu Yun was stunned in surprise.

Yang Ziqing smiled and said, "Don't Nani!" It's true! He is indeed a laser computer, which can scan through walls, scan through irons, and take pictures! When we fight aliens, it is up to him to analyze the specific structure of aliens and find their weaknesses, so that we can purposefully choose the right weapons to deal with them! ”

Liu Yun listened, goosebumps on her body, and she shouted hideously: "No wonder! As soon as this skinny monkey saw a beautiful woman! That can't help but be fascinated by the look makes people feel disgusting when they see it! This! How will I be in the league in the future! Isn't that staring at by perverts all day? ”

He Yun's face was full of wrong, and he said, "What are you talking about?" Who's a pervert! Your uncle's! Do you want to go down and recite the I Ching? Aren't you women born to show us boys? ”

"Humph! Perverts! Liu Yun ignored it.

He Yun thought in his heart: "Hey! In fact, she is in good shape! Teacher Cang is not as slim as her? It's just that I always like to bully me! There is such a worship of Team Yang! No play! Then he glanced at Liu Yun a few times, and said arrogantly: "God actually gave me this ability, and there is a reason!" Otherwise, with your figure, no one may appreciate it for the rest of your life! ”

"You!" Liu Yun hurriedly hugged her chest and pulled her clothes tightly.

Yang Ziqing looked at the pair of enemies, and also looked puzzled, and said, "You two! Why do you have to quarrel just as long as you are together? Do you really want to be a small bite? ”

"How is that possible?" He Yun and Liu Yun yelled at Yang Ziqing almost at the same time.

Yang Ziqing raised his hands, lowered his head, and said, "Okay!" That occasional noise! ”

"Not really!" Again, in unison.

"Why do you want to learn from me!" He Yun and Liu Yun looked at each other and scolded each other.

"Still learning!" Together again, Liu Yun was embarrassed, so she simply sat on the sofa and stared at He Yun, fiddling with her thumb and index finger, and making a posture of twisting her ears. He Yun, seeing this, instantly shrank on the stool on the side, not daring to approach the sofa.

Yang Ziqing saw that the two of them were a little too angry, so he smiled and said, "It's okay!" Liu Yun! Clenbuterol can only be scanned when it needs to work, but it doesn't work! Just like a normal person. ”

"Oh! That's it! That! What about your special abilities? Liu Yun looked surprised and full of anticipation.

"Me! Hehe! You just miss what's in this room! Yang Ziqing sat on the sofa solemnly, bowed his head, and waited for orders.

Liu Yun was a little confused, stood up, and said, "Teacup!" Before the words fell, the teacup "jumped", and it bloomed instantly.

"Kettle!"

With a "jump", the kettle also opened a hole in an instant.

"Spoon!" "Pencil", "slippers", "stool" Liu Yun said a lot of things she saw in one breath, but before she could finish speaking, she was hit by Yang Ziqing's pistol. Suddenly, the entire conference room seemed to be patronized by thieves, and things were lying in a mess. At some point, Rouke had changed back into a human form, hiding under the table, covering his head with his hands, and shouting: "Oh, oh! What is this for? It's violent! ”

Liu Yun paused and looked at the kettle in the corner, hidden behind the round table in the middle, but was also shot "in the head". She turned her head in surprise, glanced at Yang Ziqing, who was still sitting on the sofa and had taken out a silver-white pistol made of sterling silver at some point, and asked in surprise: "Will your bullet turn?" ”

"Of course! Our Yang team's shooting skills are invincible in the world! 100 shots, 100 steps! Will the bullet still turn and track?! He Yun was on the side, as if he had hit these things.

Yang Ziqing blew the smoke that was rising from the muzzle of the gun and said, "Hehe! Ashamed! Ashamed! ”

"What's wrong! I heard a burst of gunshots! Attacked by outsiders? Ma Long suddenly swarmed in from the door inside, looked at the mess, and looked at Yang Ziqing suspiciously. But as soon as he finished speaking, Ma Long saw that the pistol in Yang Ziqing's hand was still floating with green smoke, and instantly understood that these were his masterpieces.

Seeing Ma Long coming in, Liu Yun had an idea, pointed at Ma Long and said, "What about him?" What are his special abilities? ”

Ma Long was about to speak, his hands were raised, and when the words were about to blurt out, he only heard a "bang", and a bullet hit Ma Long's abdomen, and a shining spark was wiped out through his clothes.

Ma Long's hands instantly collapsed, slapped on his waist, and said with an unlucky look: "Team Yang!" It's my new clothes! ”

Everyone was surprised for a moment and moved their eyes to Yang Ziqing.

Yang Ziqing raised the pistol to his lips, looked careless, and blew lightly, blowing away the green smoke from the muzzle. His face was full of seriousness, and he said: "This is his special function, invincible and invulnerable!" ”

Liu Yun next to her had been stunned stupidly, but her heart was beating rapidly, and she said in shock: "Mom! Where is this Hunter Alliance! The whole World of Warcraft! ”

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