The old man in Africa jumps high - the black (scared) Lao Tzu jumps! Lao Tie was so unkind that he scared me half to death.

The Mongol general took my hand and smiled, "Don't blame me, it was the Great Khan who made me say that." ”

I wiped my sweat and said, "Where is it, big brother's surname?" ”

The leader smiled and said, "We Mongolians don't have a surname, my name is Mu Huali." ”

Mu Huali? One of Genghis Khan's four famous generals!

Mu Huali pulled me and said, "Let's go, Brother Xiaoqiang, the Great Khan said that he misses you very much." ”

The man who had entertained me said unexpectedly: "I didn't expect it to be the honored guest of the Great Khan, so I would have taken you directly if I knew it." ”

I was able to hook up with Genghis Khan, and this man was so credited that I said, "Thank you for that." ”

Mu Huali said to the man: "Has'er, the Great Khan said that you have a lot of credit, and rewarded you with 50 cows and 100 sheep. "It turns out that my savior's name is Has'er.

"It is my duty to entertain guests from afar, and I cannot accept the reward of the Great Khan," said Hasr humbly. ”

I said, "If you give it to you, you will take it, or I will feed the wolf without you." Haaser just smiled and said nothing.

Mu Huali probably expected this situation, and said to me: "Then first deposit the reward with the Great Khan, Hasr is also a well-known warrior, and it will not be difficult to steal more cattle and sheep from the enemy in the future." ”

Has'er rejoiced: "I accept this reward." It turned out that Genghis Khan's words meant that everything that Hasr had stolen in the future could be attributed to his own name, which was tantamount to exchanging a reward from a sack of grain for a seed for a brave Mongol warrior, and Haasr would become a nobleman in the near future.

Then we went outside, got on the horses we had prepared, and became the family of Behasr, and followed Muhuali to Genghis Khan.

Along the way, the yurts gradually increased, and slowly came to the most densely populated place, and the Mongolians on the road bowed to our horse team, and Mu Huali took the trouble to return the salute. Except that he is more easy-going. It can be seen that the Mongols at this time did not have a strict class division, of course. Those lowest-lying slaves don't count...

After a while, Genghis Khan's golden-domed tent appeared in front of him, but it was just big. It is still a lot inferior to the tent of the Golden Vulture Land, outside the tent, *** is bright, countless shepherds set up the grill, and brought out barrels of mare's milk wine, I wondered: "What is this for?" ”

Mu Huali smiled: "In order to celebrate your arrival, the Great Khan will hold a bonfire party tonight. ”

With the return of the horse team, a burly Mongolian man wearing a felt hat and slender eyes had already walked out with a smile, it was Genghis Khan, I jumped down and pulled his hand and said happily: "Old brother." ”

Genghis Khan smiled meaningfully: "Thank you, God, for allowing you to bring back my sleeping memories and give me back many lost friends and family." Since then, the grassland is no longer lonely. ”

I remembered the experience of being born and dying just now, and I said, "I'm not lonely, there are so many wolves!" ”

Genghis Khan laughed and said loudly: "Look at the man in front of me, and don't care who he is, just know that he is my best brother, and I declare that whoever puts him down on the ground in a while, I will give him 200 slaves." ”

I cried and said, "Don't, it's easy to put me down." No number of slaves you have is enough to pay. "Theoretically, everyone here can use a Mongolian stumbling block to keep me bedridden.

Genghis Khan added with a smile: "Only mellow mare's milk wine is allowed." ”

Suddenly, everyone cheered loudly, and dozens of big men with waist circumferences of about 2 feet 9 stared at me with wine bowls.

On the meadows, Mongols, both men and women, eat meat and drink wine around a bonfire. Someone sang a desolate and heroic Mongolian tune. And there was a long line of people in front of me who toasted me, not for the 200 slaves. Hospitality is one thing, the Great Khan's entrustment is another, and the main thing is that they want to see how much I can drink.

Fortunately, I have been with the bandits in Liangshan for a long time, and I can be regarded as a soldier who has been tested by alcohol, and I didn't eat enough at Has'er's house just now, so I ate a large piece of meat and drank wine, at first I didn't refuse to come, and I was really heroic, but then it didn't work, I drank five or six bowls after a tired day, but if you drink this person's, there is no reason to refuse that person's land, these people are all offended guys, Genghis Khan's four fierce and four heroes are among them, I saw that I couldn't talk about business today anyway, so I just let go and drink, After drinking, I didn't know who said what and who did what, so I saw someone wrestling on the grass for fun, probably because of the angle, I couldn't tell the difference between the one who was falling and the one who was standing...

The next day, as soon as I woke up, I saw that the sun was shining outside, I slept in a wide yurt, the people outside had restored order and started a busy day, and I didn't know who the 200 slaves were cheaper last night, I drank a big bowl of milk tea next to me, lifted the curtain and went out, and many people greeted me with a smile: "Xiaoqiang is up?" Others said, "*——...%¥——(Mongolian)." ”

I smiled and asked someone who could speak Chinese, "What about the Great Khan?" ”

The man pointed to the sweat tent: "The Great Khan is talking to the four fierce and four heroes." ”

I'm not welcome, I walked in directly, I saw Genghis Khan sitting in the big tent, on both sides of him were four fierce and four heroes, and a few generals who had drunk wine last night and couldn't be named, Genghis Khan saw me coming, and said with a smile: "Xiaoqiang, the amount of wine is good, you didn't drink so much when you drank with me." ”

Seeing that three days had passed, I hurriedly went up and grabbed his hand and said, "Brother, I borrowed troops from you." ”

Genghis Khan smiled and said, "I knew that if you were fine, you wouldn't come to me - how much to borrow, for?" ”

I said, "500,000!" ”

All the generals in the tent took a breath of cold air and muttered quietly.

Genghis Khan smiled and said, "Now all the Mongols add up to 50,000." ”

I looked at the looks of the people and knew that what he said was true, so I said, "How many are there?" ”

Genghis Khan said: "It's hard to say how much, we haven't launched a war on an overall scale yet, and I haven't tried how many people we can muster in total." ”

I stretched out three fingers and said, "300,000 is always there, right?" ”

A group of generals looked at each other, and finally Mu Huali nodded slightly at Genghis Khan.

Genghis Khan said quietly: "30,000 is there, but you haven't said what you want to do?" ”

I whispered, "Baozi is surrounded by 800,000 people from that Golden Vulture, and I'm looking for someone to save her now." ”

Genghis Khan was stunned and said, "You said that the fourth prince of the Jin Kingdom? ”

I nodded, "That's that kid, old brother, this battle will be very useful to you." Anyway, sooner or later, I will have to fight with Jin Guo. Just let your people summarize some practical experience in advance. ”

Genghis Khan scratched his head and said, "Isn't Wanyan Wushu dead now?" ”

I said, "I have a way to get our people to meet her decades ago." ”

Genghis Khan nodded, and didn't ask in detail. Said slowly: "But Xiaoqiang, you must know that the Mongols are still in the period of development and growth, and with our strength, it is not yet the time for a decisive battle with the Jin State." ”

"There's no need for a decisive battle. Just scare and scare him, I have already gathered more than 2 million people from elsewhere. ”

Genghis Khan pondered for a while and said: "In this way, it is really good to fight with the Jin soldiers in advance, but our combat is not so casual, and it is not yet the time when the water grass and horses are the fattest, and there will be problems with the supply line of external troops." ”

I saw that he was full of excuses, and said hurriedly: "Brother, can you help me with this help?" ”

Genghis Khan smiled and said, "Well, do you remember our original agreement?" You can ride a horse and gallop through the steppe for a day, and I will reward you with the land and the people wherever you pass. You got it for a bowl of wine – and now you regret drinking only one bowl in the first place, right? Hehe. ”

I scratched my ears and cheeks and said, "How can that be taken seriously?" "I have learned the vastness of the steppe, this Genghis Khan's territory also includes the current Outer Mongolia, I can't really see people after a day of riding a horse, what if I get lost?

Genghis Khan said: "We Mongolians are the most important promise, since I said it, then it must be done, if you want to borrow troops, it all depends on your luck and ability - come to someone, go and lead Xiaoqiang to the fastest horse." ”

I saw that this had come to this, so I had to sigh and stand up, Mu Huali had seen me riding a horse, and knew that my equestrian skills were terrible. couldn't help but laugh and said: "Xiaoqiang, I think it's better to forget it, it's not a joke to run away in the grassland." "The implication is that even if I can find a place where there are people, I won't necessarily be able to run out of many good things.

Everyone looked at me with a smile, and as soon as I walked out of the tent, Genghis Khan's guard had led a tall horse to the door, and reminded me with a smile: "You keep running north." If you're lucky, you'll find a small tribe there. ”

Now there is not even a star. How do I know where the north is?

I got on the horse, but I didn't dare to let go. Lost and let it wander slowly, this unscrupulous order circled around Genghis Khan's tent, and when he returned to the tent door, he looked back at me innocently, as if to ask me where I was going.

I suddenly had an idea, laughed, jumped off the horse and walked into the sweat tent with great ambition, the generals were about to discuss again, and when they saw me coming back, they were all surprised, Genghis Khan looked up in amazement and said, "Why don't you leave?" ”

I laughed and said, "I'm done." ”

Mu Hua Liqi said: "Finished? ”

I said, "The Great Khan said that all the places and people I passed in a day on horseback were mine, sorry, just now I rode around you - now you are all mine." ”

The generals look at me and I look at you, and I turned around and walked out, saying, "Okay, just a few of you, come with me." ”

Seeing that no one moved, I emphatically said, "Great Khan, you Mongols are the most important promises, does what you said count?" ”

Genghis Khan was dumbfounded, and then laughed and said: "Cunning Xiaoqiang, you are more terrible than the wolf on the steppe." The crowd laughed.

I knew that Genghis Khan could not be willing to let me take his right-hand men to an unknown place, and said with a smile: "The matter of borrowing soldiers..."

Genghis Khan beckoned, and all the generals stood up with a bang, and Genghis Khan said: "This time we are going to face the enemy of the earth, which we will soon conquer, you go and find the bravest warriors under your command, and the Mongolian scimitar will fall on these unfortunate enemies in advance." ”

Genghis Khan looked at me and said with a smile: "Then give you 300,000, but you can't let you take them away." I let Mu Huali command the army. Also, we are not rich now. 300,000 people can only bring 3 days' rations, and you want them to stay and help you fight, and you have to figure out the rest of the supplies yourself. ”

I thought about it. It probably won't take a day from here to the Northern Song Dynasty, which means that the Mongolian subway ride can help me encircle the golden vulture for 3 days, which will have to wait for Qin Shi Huang and Xiang Yudi's army to come to unify the action, I said: "Then you will leave in 6 days." ”

Genghis Khan nodded: "I heard that Jin Wushu is the greatest general of the Jin Kingdom, and I have always hated to fight him, but now I want to see what kind of character he is." ”

I said, "Brother, there's one more thing, I don't know where I lost my car." ”

Genghis Khan walked to the tent and looked outside, and said, "I'll be back soon." ”

I wondered, "Even if you find it, how can you get it back?" ”

Genghis Khan laughed and said, "The last thing we need in the steppe is horses." As he spoke, he suddenly saw dozens of horses pulling long thick hemp ropes in the distance. The end of the rope tied me to the golden cup, and I glided on the grass as easily as a sled dog pulled a sled.

I was worried: "I don't know if I can fix it, if I can't fix it, I can only herd the horses and sheep with my old brother." ”

I got into the car and opened the hood to see, the rubber on the line has been unrecognizable, but the wire is fine, now I just don't know the circuit board infested problem, many herdsmen saw this strange thing, are around to watch, I was feeling tricky, Genghis Khan probe glanced at and said: "Maybe the distributor is iron." I'll get you some sheepskin wraps, no. ”

Me: "..."

Genghis Khan said with a smile: "When you were bored, I learned car maintenance from Wang Yin for a few days." ”

I found a few pieces of sheepskin and scaled them down and barely dealt with them, and when I hit the fire, it caught fire!

Genghis Khan hurriedly asked someone to bring a bucket of mare's milk wine to my car, and stuffed a few pieces of air-dried meat for me to eat on the way. I shook off the glass and shouted, "Brother." Don't forget to send troops in 6 days. "I waved at the hospitable Mongolian people and went straight to Zhu Yuanzhang's Ming Dynasty.

No further ado. This time, I used the method of seeing Zhao Kuangyin to find the sleeping Zhu Yuanzhang, Sai Bao, but this time it was a little eunuch who led the way for me, and he ran no slower than the little palace maid, the palace is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger, especially when I noticed that there was an obvious hurdle action when he stepped on the steps... Zhu Yuanzhang's initial reaction when he woke up was similar to Zhao Kuangyin, and when he was completely sober, he showed unparalleled enthusiasm, I know that Lao Zhu has no friends since he became the emperor, and the brothers who used to fight mountains and rivers are far away, and the only person who can have a good chat with him is a person with a special identity like me, he first roasted a duck for me personally, and then rubbed his oily hands and squeezed his eyebrows and said to me: "Taste, authentic Peking duck, this is still my invention, I don't know, right?" ”

I also gave him the bacon and mare's milk wine that I had brought from Genghis Khan: "You come here, souvenir." ”

The two of us set up a full table by ourselves, chatting while eating, I clinked glasses with him and said, "Brother Zhu, please do something."

Zhu Yuanzhang smiled evilly: "I understand - you are staying with Brother Zhu during the period when Baozi is pregnant, and I will arrange it for you at night." ”

“… It's not like this, of course, we can talk about this later, this time I mainly want to borrow some troops from you. ”

Zhu Yuanzhang immediately said vigilantly: "What are you borrowing soldiers for, how much do you want to borrow?" ”

I put down my glass and said, "Something happened to the bun, and I want to borrow 500,000 yuan from you for emergency relief." ”

After listening to the cause and effect, Zhu Yuanzhang patted his legs and said, "Why didn't you come early, there was still one last month!" ”

Why does this sound so familiar? Oh remember, when I was still working in the pawnshop field, an old bastard who used to fight together asked me to borrow 2,000 yuan, and I just pretended to regret and said to him, "Why didn't you say it earlier, there was still it last month"...

Retribution is not happy! Now I have met the ancestor of the gangsters.

I feigned surprise and said, "What's going on?" ”

Zhu Yuanzhang picked his teeth and said: "Isn't this just finished cutting the army, and now it's 100,000." ”

I gave him a cigarette and said with a smile: "Isn't it possible to re-incorporate it after the cut?" ”

Zhu Yuanzhang smoked and said: "Oh, this is not easy, it is very troublesome." ”

I laughed and said, "Then I'll wait for you, subject to you, when can you take me back when you can take it in." ”

Zhu Yuanzhang was stunned for a moment, and then looked at me with a little hatred, this is a stalemate between the old bastard and the old ruffian, silent for a while, we also realized that since they are all the same kind of people, then just say it bluntly, Zhu Yuanzhang said: "Xiaoqiang, don't blame Brother Zhu for not helping you, 500,000 is not a joke, where can I cry if you give me no shadow?" ”

I laughed and said, "Look, to be honest, right?" What am I doing with 500,000 people? I have to keep them, and I'll pay you back in a few days-

Zhu Yuanzhang shook his head and said: "It's not easy to get it, this thing is like money, and it will always be held in your own hands - eh, if you borrow money, I will lend you 500,000 Daming treasure banknotes"

“… You asked me to take the money from the Ming Dynasty and go to the Song Dynasty to spend it? Aren't you creating inflation? ”

Zhu Yuanzhang spread his hands: "Then there is no way." ”

I changed color and said: "Why is it so difficult, you person, to tell you the truth, I have collected more than 2 million, if you don't agree, I will lead them to you first!" ”

Zhu Yuanzhang said vigilantly: "Do you want to do it?" ”

I sneered: "Don't worry, I won't beat you, aren't you rich, I will lead these 2 million people to eat you, let them all taste your roast duck." ”

Zhu Yuanzhang cried and said: "Why am I so unlucky to know you like this, let's say, when do you want it?" ”

I said, "You'll leave in three days, go early." "This kid is rich among the founding emperors, so I'm not welcome.

Zhu Yuanzhang said painfully: "Okay, after eating this roast duck, you can leave quickly." ”

I smiled and said, "Don't be like this, who won't be able to ask anyone in the future?" ”

Zhu Yuanzhang thought about it, and said with a cup: "Come, drink." ”

I pinched my fingers and calculated, and said distressedly: "I can't drink anymore, I have to go to the third brother to find a way." ”

Zhu Yuanzhang asked, "What's the matter?" ”

I calculated for a long time and had no result, so I had to call Wu Yong first, and as soon as he picked it up, he asked, "How much did you borrow?" "I've already told him about the way of soldiers.

I said with a sad face: "Not much, it's far from the goal." ”

Wu Yong said carefully: "Is there 500,000?" ”

"Including our Liangshan, it is a total of 2.8 million."

Wu Yong exclaimed: "There are so many things to say, how much do you want to borrow?" ”

"Isn't our goal 8 million?"

Wu Yong wondered: "Who set this for you?" ”“… Didn't you say it, 10 times more than the enemy? ”

Wu Yong smiled and said: "That's what I said, are you still serious?" We have these 2.8 million..."

Zhu Yuanzhang sighed and said: "Don't be 2.8 million, I'll give you a whole number, 3 million." ”

Wu Yong said with a smile: "We have these 3 million people, and we can't deal with a golden vulture technique?" ”

I turned my worries into joy, to be honest, I don't want to harass Wu Sangui, I am more depressed, and it will not be of much help to find him, a king of Yunnan will only be 200,000 or 30,000 at most. I said lightly: "So you don't need to make up another 8 million? ”

Wu Yong groaned: "Actually, 8 million is also simple. ”

I stared and said, "Really? ”

Wu Yong hummed seriously, and said word by word: "Let's claim to be 8 million!" ”

Me: "..."