As soon as Baozi and I walked to the door, Jin Wushu said coldly, "Since there are two here, let's leave one." ”

I looked back and said, "What do you mean?" ”

Jin Wushu sneered: "Didn't you say that Liangshan is going to start a war against our Dajin, there is no evidence, leave one as a hostage, if you don't see your men and horses within ten days, I will put this... Hey, this is still a woman? ”

Baozi said angrily: "Nonsense, have you ever seen a man with such a good figure?" ”

Golden Vulture: "... Anyway, it's the first time I've seen such an ugly woman. ”

I pointed to the golden vulture and said, "You're done, I swear you've offended the person you shouldn't offend." ”

Jin Wushu said behind his back: "You two should discuss who will stay." ”

Baozi and I looked at each other, and I resolutely said to Jin Wushu: "Can you not stay?" ”

Golden Vulture: "..."

Baozi said to me: "Don't talk nonsense with him, you go out quickly and find a way to bring my own people to save me." ”

I was surprised: "Your native people? ”

Bao Zi said: "Have you forgotten that I am the Great Sima of the Qin State?" ”

I stomped my foot and said, "What's the point?" ”

Jin Wushu said impatiently: "You two hurry up, who will stay?" ”

Baozi said: "I, but I have one condition, I want to see Master Li." ”

Jin Wushu snorted and said, "It's easy—come on, lock up this ugly monster with that Master Li." ”

Baozi took my hand and said, "You go and find a way, don't worry about me, it just so happens that my teacher and I can still take care of it." She then pointed to the golden vulture and said, "You remember, if you call your aunt and grandmother ugly, I will slap you in the mouth in the future, and round it up to settle the account after the autumn." ”

Jin Wushu said frantically: "Quickly pull this ugly monster down!" ”

Baozi stretched out two fingers: "Two sounds..."

Two golden soldiers stepped forward to hold Baozi, and Baozi shouted like a female underground party: "Don't touch me, I'll go by myself!" ”

The two soldiers didn't seem to want to touch her, so they followed behind. Baozi made a "very enjoyable" gesture at me, and then walked out like a hero before the inauguration of justice, and listened to her voice: "Which way?" ”

The two soldiers: "... Left. ”

She's having a good time, what should I do? In a hurry, I pointed at the golden vulture and shouted, "Don't regret it! ”

Jin Wushu glanced at me coldly and said loudly: "Come on, give me a stick." ”

In an instant, I ate several times on my calf, and I turned my head and scolded as I jumped out: "The surname is finished (Yan), we have done this revenge, you will regret it sooner or later!" ”

Jin Wushu smiled and followed us out of the tent and said, "Remember, you only have 10 days. Otherwise, I'll send the head of your ugly wife (three times) to Liangshan! ”

Jin Wushu turned around and went back to the tent, and a group of golden soldiers chased me to fight, this will be beaten all the way to the car, is there any meat left on my legs? Fortunately, the tooth general who received my money came over and pulled away the soldiers, and whispered to me: "Don't worry, sister-in-law, I will take care of you, and I will definitely not suffer a loss.

Although he is short-handed, he also understands that he is comforting me. But this person is really good, I stuffed the rest of the gold bricks into his arms, and said with a look of embarrassment in vain: "But buddy, I'll talk to you, that Master Li will be difficult." ”

I turned to him and comforted him, "You don't have to worry about this, I have a way!" ”

With the order of the tooth general, a group of golden soldiers just gathered behind me and hit the ground with sticks, and I ran back to the car. Fried the heart, liver and lungs, filed the teeth in the mouth, and ran back to Liangshan in one breath.

Wu Yong was still waiting for me at the tavern, and when they saw me getting out of the car alone, they hurriedly asked, "Where are the buns?" ”

I blushed and said, "Let the Golden Vulture be held hostage." ”

All the heroes were in an uproar, so they ordered the troops to set off, Jin Shaoyan said guiltily: "Brother Qiang, I'm sorry." ”

I calmed down, stopped everyone, and said to Wu Yong, "Military Division." What do you think we should do now? As he spoke, I pulled him to a secluded place and whispered, "I don't think it will be possible to fight with it, Jin Bing is indeed very strong." "I have also seen a lot of people in the military formation, the 80,000 Jin soldiers are in order, it is really a strong force, Liangshan really wants to send troops, but I am afraid that it will be difficult to resist.

Wu Yong shook the feather fan and said: "I also understand that I can't beat it with a beat, and I've been thinking of a way for a long time." I hurriedly said, "Have you figured it out?" ”

Wu Yong said: "There is a way. ”

"Say it quickly."

Wu Yong smiled and said, "Have you ever heard of a sentence called a soldier who surrenders without a fight?" ”

I said, "That seems to be from The Art of War, right?" "Although I don't have much education, I always listen to the nonsense of those entrepreneurs on TV, and these profiteers always use this sentence to explain their success.

Wu Yong said: "Yes. We are now in urgent need of soldiers who surrender without a fight, and you also said that if we fight, the consequences will be very serious, and the survival of my Liangshan is very small. There is also a problem here that cannot change the axis of the human world. Our request is actually very simple, that is, to go back to Master Li - of course. Now there is another bun, what we want is not to destroy anyone, but to let the enemy understand that we are not easy to bully, and realize that they are really going to fight, and they are not sure, as long as we do this, everything will be fine. ”

"So how do you do that?"

"We don't have enough troops, he is naturally not afraid of us, if you want the golden soldiers to stop, unless there are 10 times his army, then you don't have to do it, so that they don't dare to go east and west."

I hesitated: "8 million? What the hell are you trying to say? "As far as I know, from ancient times to the present, from foreign countries to China, no country in the world has ever been equipped with an army of 8 million at any time, and the total population of many countries in the world is far less than that...

Wu Yong said: "This is still inspired by what you said when you left just now: you said that you have received so many customers, but none of them are related to Jinguo, I don't think so." ”

I wondered: "Who has anything to do with Jin Guo?" ”

Wu Yong said mysteriously: "The land in question doesn't have to be a friend, who destroyed the Jin Kingdom?" ”

I suddenly said, "You say the Mongols? ”

Wu Yong nodded and said: "Well, to be exact, the Mongols under the leadership of Genghis Khan, if you can borrow two or three hundred thousand Mongolian cavalry from him, it should be a great deterrent to the Golden Vultures." ”

I paused and said, "Aren't you talking nonsense?" "I'll do the math, 300,000 cavalry, don't have horses first. 300,000 people - my car is loaded by 10 people at a time, and I have to run 30,000 times back and forth.

Wu Yong waved his hand and said: "It's not nonsense, it's man-made, since we can wear it to you as a guest from a thousand years ago, the Mongols may not be able to wear it to the Song Dynasty from a few decades later to fight, even if it doesn't work, you can bring Genghis Khan first, if you really want to fight, he has rich experience in fighting with the Jin people." So I suggest you discuss this matter with Liu Xianren and them first. ”

When he said this, he finally reminded me that the old god stick had died down lately, and I couldn't let the girl be idle!

I hurriedly got into the lane: "Then I'll go back, you tell my brothers not to be impulsive, if I don't come back within 10 days..."

Wu Yongyi smiled and said: "Don't worry, it only takes two days to travel from here to Taiyuan, and if you don't have news within 3 days, we will send troops, there are always clever ways and stupid ways, and my Liangshan is not something anyone can underestimate!" ”

I threw my fists at the crowd. Hit the gas pedal hard and rushed to 2008.

When I got home, I slammed the car door and rushed into He Tiandou's house, and the two old gods were sitting on the sofa with a small cup of tea, discussing something in front of a drawing.

I picked up the teapot and poured it, and said, "It's very comfortable, you two, what is this-" I picked up the drawing and swept it around, He Tiandou hurriedly grabbed it and said, "Don't move this one." ”

I threw the drawings aside. grabbed Liu Laoliu's neck collar and said, "Dude, this time it's in trouble, you have to give me a trick." ”

Liu Laoliu lowered his head and wrapped his arm around me, and said with a smile: "When you are in trouble, you will remember grandpa?" What's going on? ”

I sat down on the sofa and said: "Let's put it simply, Master Li's chick was trapped by the 800,000 army surnamed Wan (Yan), that kid can't say anything if he doesn't get in, how can I make him accept this softness - I said it in front, you have to help with this help, my daughter-in-law is also broken, and my 5-month-old son, I don't want my son to be born in prison!" ”

He Tiandou said: "Generally, the children born in prison are promising..." Hurriedly stopped.

Liu Lao Liu lit a cigarette and said, "How do you want us to help you?" ”

I pestered me nonsense: "Then I don't care, either you send heavenly soldiers and generals to parachute into the enemy's rear, or you can gather 8 million troops for me-"

Liu Lao Liu looked at He Tiandou and said with a smile: "8 million troops is not a decimal number, but it is not an impossible thing, but you have to make it up yourself." ”

I sat up abruptly and said in surprise, "Damn, are you serious?" ”

Liu Laoliu and He Tiandou looked at each other and smiled, smoking cigarettes and wandering around the house like a big chief: "We have long thought of this day." ”

"What do you mean?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "Do you remember when I stuffed the four emperors into your top salary?" ”

"Ahh yes..."

He Tiandou consciously assumed the duties of political commissar at this time, and said gently: "Do you know why we did this?" ”

I blurted out, "Don't you just want to take advantage of me?" ”

Liu Laoliu glanced at He Tiandou dissatisfiedly: "If you ask him what he is doing here, I know that he has no good words in his mouth." ”

I am under the low eaves at the moment, and I smiled and said, "Sixth brother, Master Liu." Am I wrong? Why—"

Liu Lao Liu said: "In addition to wanting to rely on you for some benefits..."

"The real purpose is to maintain the balance of the human axis, you think. Wouldn't it be a piece of cake for you to borrow 1.8 million soldiers after you get along with these four? ”

I was confused: "What am I borrowing troops for, you will count it until Master Li is arrested?" ”

Liu Laoliu waved his hand: "That's not the case, our original idea was that these four emperors might encounter some accidents after they went back, for example, when Li Shimin destroyed the Sui, there was a mess; What should I do if Zhao Kuangyin is suppressed after the mutiny..."

I was stunned and said, "yes, what should I do?" ”

"This needs the help of peers, Li Shimin can borrow troops from Zhao Kuangyin to destroy Sui at this time, and Zhao Kuangyin can borrow someone from Zhu Yuanzhang to make peace if he is in trouble, anyway, he is the emperor. When everyone has a use, in this way, the original four people who should be emperors are equivalent to twisting into a force, what accidents have a resistance to each other, you have a strong guarantee for any task, history will not change, this is not more useful than giving you 180 cookies? ”

I suddenly said, "You have long wanted to let them cheat across dynasties? So what's going on with all four of them now? ”

Liu Laoliu said: "Fortunately, there are no twists and turns, it's time to be the emperor, and it's time to unify the unification of Mongolia." Hey, this person is a top person, I really have nothing to say. ”

I suddenly reacted and said, "No, even if they have any accidents, how can the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty go to the Song Dynasty to help, don't you plan to let me pull 7 7, right?" "I decided, if he dares to say yes, I'll take a brick and lift my face!

Liu Lao Liu said with a smile: "Don't keep using yourself as a dish, we have our own way - as soon as the four emperors leave, Lao He and I will open a military road between the dynasties." ”

Bingdao! As soon as these two words came out, I only felt that the spherical lightning flashed in the sky, and the world was full of slaughter for a while. The wind is sluggish and the trees are not stopping, the mountain rain is about to come and the flowers are full of buildings, and I can't help but say in horror: "There is a murderous atmosphere!" … What the hell is that soldier? ”

Liu Laoliu said: "It's very simple, it is the passage between various dynasties. ”

He Tiandou showed me the drawing: "This is a circuit map, and each dynasty has a fixed place where people can pass by." ”

When I took it and looked at it, I saw that the names of countless countries were all listed together in a mess, and the lines were twisted and wound. The Song Dynasty's Kaifeng Prefecture in Tokyo once again became a transit point.

I rejoiced: "This is so bullish, from the Qin Dynasty to the Qing Dynasty, the distance is almost the same - the Qin Dynasty's military road is also open, right?" ”

Liu Lao Liu nodded and said: "Originally, I wanted to solve the problem on the axis of the human world, but I didn't expect it to be used by your kid first." ”

I carefully looked at the drawings and said happily: "It's okay now, from the fat man to Wu Sangui, it is not far from 8 million to borrow me three melons and two dates." ”

Liu Lao Liu said with a straight face: "This thing can't be abused, no matter how many soldiers there are, you can't change the historical environment, you can't declare a personal vendetta and destroy the Golden Vulture Technique." ”

I said, "I know this, I won't destroy him." I'll let 8 million people surround him for a few days to see if he's afraid? ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "This time you have a task in addition to saving Master Li: it turns out that 1127 in history is the day of the destruction of the Northern Song Dynasty, but now it seems that Jin Wushu is a little late, after you rescue Master Li, let Song Huizong and Jin Wushu reach an agreement, the mountains and rivers of the Northern Song Dynasty will let Jin Wushu take over for a few days, Song Huizong and Song Qinzong symbolically go to the Five Kingdoms City (the original place where the two emperors were taken captive) to wander around, which is equivalent to being arrested, and then go to any dynasty to apply for a political asylum and enjoy the second half of their lives. ”

I said disdainfully, "I said, why are you so interested in helping me, it turns out that you still have private work for me to do." "But it's better than being helpless. I said, "I'm going to ask your majesty to borrow troops." ”

Liu Lao Liu stuffed the drawings to me and said: "Remind you again, don't make too much movement, the military road will be officially opened in three days, and the troop transportation locations of various dynasties are on the map." I'll need to give you one last passcode to enter. If they promise to lend you troops, you have them assemble their troops and set out from the road in three days. I have calculated, the farthest place to go to the Song Dynasty on the road has to walk for five or six days, that is to say, the preparation time for you is only 3 days, as for how many soldiers can be borrowed, it depends on your ability. ”

I put away the drawings and a large bag of blue leaves, and remembered that the two old gods had been sleepless for the past few days, so I asked, "Have you been busy with this during this time?" ”

In order to win my gratitude, Liu Lao Liu exaggerated his lazy waist and said yes tiredly, but He Tiandou said no, the two didn't say together, they looked at each other, I knew that He Tiandou was more honest here, and asked him: "What are you doing without sleeping in the middle of the night?" ”

He Tiandou embarrassedly took out a set of discs: "We... Watch "Prison Break". ”

I glared at Liu Laoliu, and Liu Laoliu glared at He Tiandou, and then he handed me a compressed disc and said, "Why don't you take one and show it to Master Li?" If she can learn a little from it, won't we save trouble? ”

Out of He Tian Dou's family, I am complacent, gearing up, the boy surnamed Wan (Yan) you beat Lao Tzu, and scolded Lao Tzu's wife for being ugly, and dared to threaten Lao Tzu, who knows that the most important emperor in the history of China is Lao Tzu's iron buddy, Lao Tzu will use the ground according to Wu, don't beat you, don't scold you, the entire 8 million army scares you, Lao Tzu let you see how many eyes my Xiao Wang Ye has, let you know what it means to know what is a soldier without blood, let you see what is a soldier without a fight, let you see what is called a soldier without a fight, let you see what is to summon a thousand armies!