Feng Feng was stunned for a moment, and then asked Liu Bangdao: "Is your daughter-in-law mad by me?" ”

Lu Hou said: "Sister, I'm serious. Reading at zero o'clock"

Feng Feng lost his mind for a long time and said: "Let's talk about something else-eldest sister, where did you buy the clothes?" ”

Lu Hou also looked down at himself and said, "I touched it myself when I went to the street just now, and the person selling it told me what kind of famous brand this is, it seems to be very expensive?" ”

Feng Feng said: "Well, that person still has a conscience, and he didn't give you what I made." As she spoke, she put her small satchel on Lu Hou's shoulder, and said in surprise, "Ah, eldest sister, this bag is perfect for you!" ”

Liu Bang couldn't help but say: "Fooling people with fakes again." ”

Feng Feng said: ", of course it's true to use it yourself, this is a new LV!" ”

Tong Yuan, Hu Sanniang and others next to him said: "This bag is really suitable for Sister Lu, and it is absolutely gold-collar." ”

Lu Hou's cheeks flushed, and she asked vigorously: "Really, really?" ”

Feng Feng said: "I'll give this bag to the eldest sister, I'll bring it as a waste of things." ”

Lu Hou said shyly: "How embarrassing is this." "Two women, you call me sister, I call you sister, and they are immediately intimate.

We all looked stupid on the side, it turns out that to bribe a man you only need to give him a woman, and to bribe a woman you only need a compliment.

I shook my head and smiled, "I already knew that Sister Lu couldn't fight Fengfeng." ”

Baozi said: "How do you know? I said, "Piracy can't be cured by the United Nations, let alone Sister Lu is just a Han queen." ”

At this time, the Qin Dynasty God of Food, who was in charge of the chef, walked up to Qin Shi Huang and whispered a few words, and the fat man's eyes suddenly lit up, and he waved his hand again and again and said loudly: "Jing Yiha (below) Jing Yiha." Everyone said: "What's the matter, Brother Ying?" ”

The chef stepped forward and said with great ambition: "The surprise dish promised to everyone in advance has been prepared, and the craftsmanship is not good, and it is ugly in front of everyone." With the words, Zhao Gao walked out cautiously holding a jade jar, and everyone immediately quieted down. In other words, this is also a big suspense today, and the chef's skills have been seen just now, so I really didn't say it. He said that there was a special meal at the end, and many people were thinking about it. Look at Master Zhao holding the jade cup again, it is really crystal jade. It's not good, it's the wall of the He's pick, although the thing in the lamp can't be seen, but you can already smell the aroma from afar. Most of the people present are from wealthy families, and at this moment, they can't help but pinch their chopsticks and rush to surround them. I'm afraid I'll miss out on this only chance to taste the best of the best.

Zhao Gao put the end of the lamp on the table, Qin Shi Huang took the first step to hold down the top of the lamp, and everyone shouted: "Open quickly, open quickly!" At this time, a strong curiosity prevailed, and they all wanted to see what was inside, as for eating. It became secondary, and Jiang Menshen ran out for the sake of grandeur: "I'll go and set off the cannon." Seeing that it had attracted enough attention, Qin Shi Huang lifted the lid in his hand violently, and everyone couldn't help but put their heads together in a circle to look around, and they were all surprised: "It turned out to be it?" ”

… Outside the door, Jiang Menshen personally lit the 6 salutes he brought from the hotel, Wang Basan walked out with a bowl of Shi Shiran in his hand and asked, "Brother." What are your cannons? ”

Jiang Menshen asked back, "Is it open inside?" What is a big dish? ”

Wang Basan said while sucking the tomato egg noodles: "You will know it when you see it." ”

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the banquet continued. Yue's army 300 then also arrived, Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu ran over and took my hand and said affectionately: "Brother Xiao! ”

I smiled and greeted the little soldiers, and saw an iron-blooded general at the end of the team walking calmly in a military uniform, looking like the secretary of our municipal discipline inspection committee, beside him, Qin Hui followed sneakily, I walked over and patted him, and said with a smile: "You old boy has finally done something good in his life!" ”

Qin Hui said hesitantly: "You don't know, this time it took 1 gold medal to call him back from the front line!" ”

Yue Fei wondered, "Why do you use it?" ”

I laughed and said, "Let the soldiers sit down first, as for the grievances between the two of you and the three of you - and ask Teacher Chen for psychological counseling." ”

The arrival of 300 made the atmosphere of the party like adding fuel to the fire to reach a new **, Kangxi and Wu Sangui had shaken hands under Xuanzang's adjustment, the two old men went to drink, Xuanzang pinched a steamed bun and beckoned to Yue Fei and Qin Hui and Jin Wushu: "Come on, come on, it's time for the three of you, who will say it first?" ”

In the midst of singing and dancing, a little beauty with bright eyes and bright teeth was lying at the door of the hall and looking in, Cao Xiaoxiang had sharp eyes, jumped from Cao Cao's leg to the ground and greeted: "Teacher Ni." ”

Ni Siyu touched the top of Cao Xiaoxiang's head, finally saw me, and waved to me frequently: "Xiaoqiang, you come out." ”

I came out with three points of alcohol, glanced at her, and said with a smile: "Even my brother doesn't shout, it's not big or small, I'll spank you." ”

But today, the little girl didn't seem to be in the mood to mess with me, so she cautiously glanced inside, and I suddenly said, "Miss your big brother?" Then he turned around and shouted, "Brother Yu, someone is looking for-"

Ni Siyu was so anxious that he waved his hand back and forth: "Don't call him, I'm here for his business." Reading at zero o'clock"

I wondered, "What's wrong?" ”

Ni Siyu rubbed the corner of his clothes and said, "I heard that the eldest brother and Zhang Bing are together. ”

I deliberately teased her, "So what? ”

The little girl said slowly: "It's nothing, as long as the big brother is happy, I will be happy." ”

"Ah, so great?"

Ni Siyu didn't notice my ridicule, stomped his feet and said angrily: "But I saw Zhang Bing and the basketball center together today, and the two of them held hands..."

It seems that Zhang Bing finally got together with Zhang Shuai, and I am quite relieved that she can forget the painful memories of the past, Zhang Shuai, this young man is still very good--Zhang Bing, or Xiaohuan, this little girl has a good life, either looking for a handsome guy or the younger brother of a high-ranking cadre in the army.

I still teased Xiaoyu and said, "Isn't that better?" You have one less competitor. ”

Ni Siyu glared and said, "Why don't you understand, I'm afraid that he will know about the injury."

Xiang Yu strode out, and after listening to a half-understanding, he asked, "Who are you afraid of?" ”

When Ni Siyu saw Xiang Yu, he couldn't help but go over and take his hand and laughed: "Big brother! ”

Xiang Yu let her hold her hand and jump and jump like a real brother and sister, and smiled at the end: "What do you say? ”

Ni Siyu covered up: "It's nothing, just talk about it." I tried to interject a few times, but she glared back, but Xiang Yu didn't care, took Ni Siyu's little hand and asked her casually about the recent situation. After all, the little girl has something on her mind, her words are vague between conversations, and her eyes dodge back and forth. Suddenly, she couldn't move like something was frozen. I followed her gaze and saw that Yu Ji was already standing behind us at some point, her hand gently resting on her bulging lower abdomen. looked at Xiang Yu and the little girl, one big and one small, smiling silently.

Ni Siyu rubbed his eyes vigorously and said, "Zhang... Zhang..."

I reprimanded her, "Call sister-in-law!" ”

Yu Ji pulled Ni Siyu's hand. looked at her handsome face, and said gently, "You are Xiaoyu, right?" The king told me about you. ”

Ni Siyu suddenly said: "You are not Zhang Bing, she won't talk to me like this." ”

Yu Ji smiled: "Xiaoyu, can you take a walk with your sister?" She then beckoned to Xiang Yu and said, "Great King." We're all in this together. ”

Xiang Yu paused, unconsciously walked to Yu Ji's side, Yu Ji imperceptibly pushed him to the other side, and then took Ni Siyu's hand, and the three of them slowly wandered along the artificial lake, Xiang Yu and his family were one on each side, Ni Siyu was sandwiched in the middle, and from a distance, it looked like his brother and sister-in-law were traveling with their little sister.

I couldn't help but scratch my head and said, "What does Yu Ji mean?" ”

Mulan's voice said, "Of course you don't understand a woman's thoughts. At some point, she followed.

I play with the taste: "You understand? ”

Hua Mulan smiled slightly: "If Yu Ji wants to have a showdown with Xiaoyu, she won't call Brother Xiang with her at all." Her intention was clear. That is, there is still an intention to accept the light rain. ”

I wondered, "Is it possible?" ”

"So you don't understand women, especially women like Yu Ji. As long as Brother Xiang is happy, she is willing to do anything. ”

I said evilly: "Then what do you say will happen to Brother Yu?" ”

Hua Mulan said: "In my opinion, Brother Xiang only treats Xiaoyu as his sister, and there is no one right or wrong here, so I pity Xiaoyu." ”

I couldn't help but be angry: "Xiang Yu, this old boy is so blessed, so many women like him - I was the protagonist for a long time before I fell into a bun and an ugly daughter-in-law, do you think this is a bit inhumane?" ”

Mulan: "... I held my chin and smiled, "Don't talk about others, how about you?" Are our vice-principals okay? ”

I thought that Hua Mulan would be a little difficult to talk about this topic, but I didn't expect her to say categorically: "You said Yan Jingsheng? Don't look at him as weak, in fact, he is quite a man in his bones. ”

I was surprised: "So you like him?" ”

Mulan shook her hair and turned around and walked back: "What's the use of that, we can't get together again." ”

I sweat a woman, even in love is so full of vigorous and resolute pragmatic military style of women I really see again, I was stunned for a while, the lake wandered back, looking at the expression is full of spring breeze, as if chatting happily, I secretly speculated: "Could it be that Xiang Da is once again breaking the kettle and sinking the boat, and the soldiers and horses are not doing two endless..."

The three of them came to him, and Ni Siyu said heartily: "Big brother and big sister, you go in first, I have something to say to Xiaoqiang." ”

"Then we'll be waiting for you inside."

Watching Xiang Yu and his wife go in, I smiled and asked, "How was the conversation with your eldest sister?" ”

Ni Siyu's immature face had a mature smile that did not match her age: "It doesn't matter who she is, I only know that the big sister loves the big brother very much, and the big brother is also very happy, so I don't have to worry about it now." ”

I was horrified, "Xiaoyu, don't you think about it..."

Ni Siyu glared at me with disgust: "Where do you want to go?" What I said is really not worried, the big brother is happy and I am happy, they will be my brother and sister in the future, I will ask them to check when I find a boyfriend! ”

I was relieved and said, "That's good, what are your plans for the future?" ”

Without waiting for Ni Siyu to speak, three drunken men came out of it and shouted: "Xiaoyu, you have no conscience, and you don't say that you came to see the master first." "It was Zhang Shun and the Ruan family brothers.

Ni Siyu chuckled: "I'm going to drink with the masters." She followed the three of them a few steps and suddenly turned back to me. Big brother isn't an ordinary person, is he? ”

I nodded vigorously: "Yes, he takes more time to make pants than ordinary people." ”

The feast has come to an end. The last to perform the show was Shi Qian, who saw him carrying a big bag and walking towards the rostrum with confidence, while saying: "You must not have watched my show." As soon as I open this pack, you'll be amazed..."

Guan Yu couldn't help but say that he kicked Shi Qian and lay down, grabbed the bottom of the bag and poured all the things inside to the ground, and said to everyone: "Let's see if I lost my wallet." Come up and get it yourself! ”…

By the time it was nearly evening, we were already full of drunks. Faced with this situation, as the vice principal, Yan Jingsheng once again gave up his small family for everyone, left his big business of picking up girls, and found me to discuss: "Where do so many people live tonight?" Our dormitories can't handle it. ”

"Give it to me." I have long been aware of this problem, and I know that Liu Lao Liu is not so kind to give me 62 large villas for nothing. He's already calculated that these people will eat me and drink me.

Fortunately, the 300 Yuejia army came, and the soldiers were rigorous, not as drunk as the bandits, I sent them to search around like fugitives, and finally gathered the people who were wandering around, and then Wang Yin took the convoy to Qingshui Homeland.

I saw that it was almost done, so I wiped my sweat and said, "It's really messy." ”

Master Li covered his mouth and smiled: "I'm afraid the chaos is still to come, so many people, how can they divide the room at night?" ”

I looked back. I saw that my five-person group +2 and Cao Xiaoxiangdi's super lineup have been assembled. Yu Ji was already accompanied by Xiaohuan to take the first step, and Chen Yuanyuan, Lu Hou and others also left with the team. I couldn't help but laugh and said, "Let's find out how we used to feel again tonight?" Except for us, no outsiders will bring it. They all said, "Yes, yes." ”

Qin Shi Huangdi's chef flattered: "Your Majesty, who will cook for you without me?" ”

Baozi hugged and scolded with a smile: "It's really a church apprentice starving to death master, don't forget who you learned your craft from?" ”

The cook hurriedly silenced himself and ran away. Jin Shaoyan said with a shy face: "Brother Qiang, I can't be considered an outsider, right?" ”

Liu Bang waved his hand and said, "Go, you are the first supernumerary at most." ”

Zhao Baiyan pulled Jing Ke's arm and said, "Anyway, I won't leave." ”

We looked at each other and nodded at the same time, "Xiao Zhao can stay." ”

Jin Shaoyan was unconvinced: "Why can he stay?" ”

I glanced at him and said, "You have to consciously be able to use the soles of your shoes to stun Qin Wuyang, and you can stay." ”

Qin Wuyang shouted violently in the distance: "Who wants to whip me?" ”

Jin Shaoyan hurriedly ran away.

When I went back, I was still arranged according to the time I came, Liu Bang and I had a car, and I asked him: "Bangzi, what happened to your daughter-in-law and Fengfeng in the end?" ”

Liu Bang leaned on the back seat and said: "Don't mention it, Fengfeng completely fooled my family, and now that girl is very interested in imitation brands, and plans to join forces with Fengfeng." At the end, Liu Bang sighed with emotion, "I found that these two women are stronger than me!" ”

Master Li's worries finally didn't cause chaos, although these customers in my place are from different dynasties, but they all have the right temperament, and the temporary squad is very happy, except for 300 may have to use the previous tent, nothing else is a big problem, and I don't bother to care.

After returning home, the buns should not be handed over to us to take care of, personally cooked, and soon put on a table of sumptuous meals, the fat man snorted and said: "I have to (say) the buns, the crooked (that) taste is very beautiful." ”

Xiang Yu's old illness relapsed, and he said proudly: "Of course, we are behind Xiangmen." ”

Baozi wiped his hands and said: "Qiangzi has filled all the wine, and today can be regarded as a full of people - the baby elephant still drinks drinks." ”

Cao Xiaoxiang protested: "I'm 13 years old! ”

Xiang Yu said: "That is, when I was 1 year old..."

Liu Bang snorted: "Let's wait for your son to grow up and say this." ”

Speaking of my son, I asked Qin Shi Huang: "Brother Ying, what about Fusu?" Are you really at ease that he's with a rogue artist? If it's not good, I'm going to the girls' dormitory of the Academy of Fine Arts now. ”

The fat man smiled and said, "If you want to do it, you don't care if you're hungry." ”

Wu Sangui said: "Then how to do it, you have to take care of it, he will paint a good painting in the future and lose the mountains and rivers." ”

Master Li echoed: "It's better to go with the child's hobby, the elder brother is an artist, and the younger brother inherits the family business." Anyway, Brother Ying has two sons..."

I patted the table and said, "Guys, I remember that we didn't chat so vulgar before, how can we all talk about it to the next generation?" ”

Hua Mulan said: "Then what do you want to do in the future?" ”

I was suddenly struck by it. said eloquently: "My son, that must be an all-rounder, playing and singing in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting." At the age of 12, he took the Olympiad, joined the Writers' Association at the age of 15, and at the age of 18, he gave up his writing and fought all over the world from martial arts. What bows, knives, stones, horses, and arrows, on the kang to know the girls, and on the kang to know the shoes..."

I shouldn't have cried.

As soon as the bun flew over with chopsticks: "If you talk nonsense again, I won't let you bring my son to Qin Hui." ”

Hua Mulan couldn't help but smile and said, "See." The question is not whether you can talk about sons, but whose sons you can talk about. ”

Liu Bang said: "You shouldn't break the wheel, I said that your son has a nice name?" ”

The second fool said coldly: "Your name is good, let him call you by your name if I have a son in the future." ”

Liu Bang said angrily: "No! You get up yourself! ”

The second fool put the radio to his ears, and the two eyeballs swept from both sides of the table, one left and one right. Whoever was stared at by him was terrified: "Don't look at me!" ”

The second fool retracted his gaze and said distressedly: "It's hard to come up with a name, what is the name of a son in the future?" ”

Zhao Bai's face came up with an idea and said, "Why don't you think of a good name to have another son?" ”

Next, the two fools high-fived each other: "Yay! Good way—"

We were speechless, Zhang Qinglai knocked on the door and said, "Xiaoqiang, do you still have some wine in the house?" ”

I opened the door, brought him a few bottles of liquor, and just came back to sit down, Dong Ping knocked on the door again: "Xiaoqiang." Borrow some wine. I opened the door again. Take the wine and just sit down. Li Kui knocked on the door: "Xiaoqiang, wine!" ”

When Zhang Fei came knocking on the door, I shouted, "No more wine!" ”

Zhang Feiwu said to himself: "I have!" ”

“… So what are you going to borrow? ”

"Borrow some food...", co-authored Liu Guanzhang, this brother, no one will start a fire to cook.

Sending Zhang Fei away, Wu Zetian came again, saying that he wanted to borrow two chairs by the way, and invited us before leaving, saying that she still had a table in the house with three missing one, Zhao Kuangyin's brother Zhao Guangyi ran to borrow a walnut clipper, needless to say that Zhao Kuangyin was too lazy to smash it with an axe this time - more and more people came later, and the things borrowed became more and more unbelievable, and finally I didn't close the door at all, whoever wanted to come and take whatever he wanted, and at 11 o'clock in the evening, in front of us except for the stool under his ass, There is basically nothing to go well at home, Zhu Yuanzhang came and went around, and suddenly pointed to the wall and projected the TV on the ground: "Don't you watch this, I'll move away." ”

I finally couldn't help but say, "Doesn't your house have a TV?" "When Liu Laoliu's house was delivered to me, it was finely decorated and fully equipped with electrical appliances.

Zhu Yuanzhang spread his hands and said: "The old Li in the living room watches "Zhenguan Long Song", and the old iron in the bedroom watches "Genghis Khan", then I still want to watch "Ming Dynasty". ”…

In the end, I couldn't bear it anymore, I rushed out and kicked open the door of the house, holding a saucer and shouting, "Jealous today, borrow some crabs!" ”