Chapter 2 Cows, Ghosts, Snakes, Gods and Female Hooligans
The year name was written in 1970 A.D., but Duolao and Willow Branch were only four years old.
Because the terrain of the bullpen is a trumpet-like, the distribution map of more than 30 households is less at the top and more at the bottom. The "two screws" at the bottom of this horn are called by one name: the upper latch house. The nearest one here is also about 300 meters, called the lower latch house, which is really sparsely populated. So far, the only child of the same age who has ever interacted with Dorao and Willow Branch is the nearest to here, that is, the ancestor of the lower latch house, which is about 300 meters away. The door of the bullpen has two fangs across the door to prevent the cattle from running out, and each fang has a latch to fix it, so there is an upper latch house and a lower latch house here.
Zu Cun is also four years old this year.
At ten o'clock in the morning, several thick dark clouds appeared in the sky, like a few black stones on the horizon, and they were in danger of rolling down at any time. A few fires licked the earth, followed by two thunderbolts that shook the earth, Lei Gong and Lei Po fought or what, those sparse beans and a little bigger rain may be Lei Mu's tears.
The two little ghosts under the grass shed shrank in fright, and the willow branches held their ears with both hands. Suddenly, a half-crouching figure appeared on the opposite side of the pond, it was Zucun! He waved hard and quickly at them, and he was jumping like a frog. Such an action is a sign to them that something is wrong.
The two of them flew close to Zucun, and Zucun, who couldn't wait, led them forward, shouting as they went: "Come quickly!" Come on! Follow me to see the 'Cow Ghost Snake Man' (Cow Ghost Snake God), it's too late and it's gone! ”
Who are the cow ghost snake people, they can't figure it out, it's probably very good-looking, think about it, a person who is a cow and a ghost and a snake! How strange! Run after him. Six barefoot boards slapped on the ground with a rapid sound like fried beans. The rain was still falling a little east and west, and sometimes it hit the top of one of their heads.
I don't know how far I ran, but in short, I ran out of this production team and ran to a machine plow road that was several times wider than this path. It was the first time since Willow was born that a rapid march had been made so far.
The machine plow road has become a river flowing with people! The front of the team has passed, and the back is pouring in, flowing, coming, flowing, and coming, and going, and endlessly.
Here's how! Where did these people come from? Liu Zhi heard her mother say that both adults and children are born by mothers, where are there so many mothers? Where do they usually hide? Why do we only have two mothers there?
"They're so funny! It's so much more fun than us! They're all adults, hey. ”
"It's fresh, it's fresh! That's the fun." They waited until the whole team was over, pretending to be a novelty, playing and making trouble, and still not enough to go back.
There were fewer black stone-like clouds in the sky, Lei Gong kicked some black stones away, and the fight between him and Lei Mu was over, but Lei Mu's surname was introverted, and her relatives' tears were still dripping with a ray of light from time to time.
The children were so excited. They didn't run into a single adult along the way, and today was simply the world of the three of them. They decided to go to the ancestral house first.
While the adults are not home, the children are reckless in search of what they need. First of all, I had to find two hemp ropes, on the ground, on the wall, and in the corners. Duo Lao suddenly thought that there must be a flat pole for carrying water, so he found a flat pole, and with great effort, he removed the hemp rope tied to both ends of the flat pole. Then I need two tall hats, in the cupboard, on the bed, in the cradle, no, it's difficult. Duo Lao has a way to take two white iron porcelain bowls and put them on his head. Also, if you want a sign to hang on your chest, this is easy to solve, find a piece of paper that is harder, drill two holes, tie a thread, and hang it around your neck. But they didn't know how to write, so they had to skip it. Also, there is a long red stick, and one with a knife at the end, which is very difficult to do, just find a wooden stick.
There is also a big question, who will carry the stick, and which two will carry the tin bowl and the tag? After discussing and discussing, Duo Lao said: "The person who carries the stick is hard, I come!" ”
By Duo Lao and Zu Cun first tried to tie up the willow branches, how to tie them, everyone had no bottom, tossed for a long time, and it didn't look like a tie. No matter what Dafan does, as long as he continues to do it, he can succeed, this is a swan song for the ages, and he is finally tied up a bit like that female hooligan. As soon as he hung up the sign and buckled the white iron bowl to his head, the woman he had just seen reappeared. Everyone laughed, and laughed very happily.
The "female rogue king" (female hooligan) had her hands tied behind her back and could not come to help, so the task of tying up Zucun fell on Duo Lao's alone. But with the experience of the last time, it is not very difficult, and it has only been so long to tie up the "female hooligan", and it is almost tied, and in the same way, hang a sign and button a hat on him, quite like those "cows, ghosts, snakes, and people".
They came out of the house and walked on the way to the upper latch house. Two tied people walked in front, and the people behind pressed the heads of the people in front of them with sticks from time to time: "Keep your head down!" ”
Willow Branch laughed.
Zu Zhen immediately said to her after her: "You can't laugh! ”
"Why can't you laugh? You can't laugh at all, what are you playing? Willow Branch was not convinced, and he was not happy
The stick pressed on her head again: "Do you see that 'female king' smiling or not?" ”
So, everyone got serious. Duo Lao raised a fist behind him: "Down with the cow ghost snake man, the female king is not honest!" ”
Willow Zhi didn't want to do it anymore: "My hands hurt, forget it, I'm not coming!" ”
The stick pressed on her head again, "You have to come first, you don't come, you don't come, it's almost there, you won't come when you get to the grass hut." ”
The procession of the "march" arrived on the floor of the willow branch's house. It seems that you can't climb this slope without untying the rope in advance, and Duo Lao shouted for the last time, "Down with the cow ghost and snake man, the female king is not honest", and when he was about to untie them, Liu Zhi's father and mother went home after participating in the parade, and looked at the three children in surprise: "What are you doing here?" ”|
Zu Cun immediately walked up to Liu Zhi's father and knelt down: "Uncle Yong, I'm a cow ghost snake man!" ”
Liu Zhi also immediately walked up to his mother and knelt down: "Mom, I am the king of female streams!" ”
Willow Branch's parents laughed and laughed. Mom walked into the house, took out a long stick, raised a gesture to hit someone, and walked out.
Dorau dropped the stick and ran away desperately.
The two iron porcelain bowls fell to the ground at the same time and jingled, rolling in two different directions, and the "Cow Ghost Snake Man" and the "Female Stream King" carried ropes on their backs and hung signs, running without looking back.
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