Chapter 107: Forced to Liangshan
Lao Liudao: "Are you sure it's 2007?" ”
"Sure. Drunken Dew Academy"
Liu Lao Liu looked at He Tiandou and said, "Then this is..."
He Tiandou pondered for a while and said slowly: "You see if this is the case... After the axis of the human world fell, the various eras were parallel, so is it theoretically true to replace the era with years, months and days? Then 2007 and 2008 are also parallel, so the timeliness of the text message is not affected by this year span, and it is received when the distance is moderate. ”
I said, "Then if I am in the Qin Dynasty, it is equivalent to being in Xianyang, why can't I receive it?" ”
He Tiandou said: "How do I know, I guess." ”
I waved my hand and said, "Forget it, there is one more thing, what should Qin Wuyang do in a year, if he wants to return to the Qin Dynasty, do I have to stop him again?" ”
He Tiandou said: "This... Theoretically not, you know, we haven't been in a similar situation before, lacking the experience to deal with it. ”
“… Okay, one last question, did your temptation grass get processed? ”
When He Tiandou heard this, he immediately became full of confidence, took a big bag from upstairs, put it on the table and spread it out, and there were full of small blue pills inside.
"Ouch!" I threw myself on my pocket and exclaimed, and at the same time stirred my hands in the bag, like a child seeing a bag of jelly beans: "How many are these?" ”
He Tiandou said proudly: "You don't care how much you have, it's enough for you anyway." ”
When I heard him say this, I put them in my pockets one by one, and He Tiandou said hurriedly: "Eh, what are you doing with so much?" ”
Liu Laoliu pressed his hand and said, "It's okay, let him pretend." ”
I grabbed it again and said, "That is, you are still afraid that I will not be able to embezzle?" This thing is not ecstasy, can I sell it for money or can I steal it..."
He Tiandou said helplessly: "Then it's useless for you to catch so much." ”
"How useless. There are more than fifty on Liangshan alone. ”
He Tiandou worried: "Let me remind you, when you give it to you, you must pay attention to remember who has eaten and who hasn't, or a person has memories of three or four lifetimes, this person must die of schizophrenia, and in my opinion, I don't recommend that you give it to those 54 people to eat, and I am afraid that Han may not be willing to go against Fang La..."
I waved my hand and said, "Okay, okay, you or I." Drunken Dew Academy"
As soon as I went out, I happened to run into Baozi and Hua Mulan who had come back from a check-up in the hospital, and the bun crossed her waist with one hand and wrapped her arm around Mulan with the other. Slowly pacing forward with my stomach straight, I smiled and said, "As for not being able to, it's only been two months..."
When Baozi saw me, he immediately glared angrily, and immediately remembered that pregnant women couldn't be angry, so he hurriedly adjusted his expression of being too lazy to take care of me. Just pointed to my nose with a finger, indicating that I should be careful, I hurriedly trotted to the other side of her and carefully held it, with a smile on my face, we just went up the steps, Wu Sangui just came out of the door, and when he saw the three of us like this, he looked at the bun and said, "Your feet are numb?" ”
Baozi also felt that he was exaggerating, and shook off me and Mulan and floated lightly into the house. Only then did Mulan ask me, "Is the matter done?" I nodded.
Wu Sangui looked back at the bun and whispered to me, "I've thought about it, can you take me with you when you go to Liangshan?" ”
"What are you doing in Liangshan?"
Wu Sangui scratched his head and said, "I'll see if I can help anything, maybe I can still catch the battle." ”
I smiled and said, "In a few months, when you go back, there will be a war." "We know that Wu Sangui is different from Qin Hui, just like the literary madman and Wu madman, the traitor is also a traitor in Wuhan, and Wu Sangui is a typical Wuhan traitor.
Lao Wu changed color and said: "To be honest, I really don't want to go back." Even if I work as a coolie in the next life, I really don't want to live like that again... Xiaoqiang, you remember, don't look for me after I'm gone. I'll have to embarrass twice in that case. ”
I really wanted to ask Lao Wu what he would do at that time if he gave him another chance to choose, but after all, I didn't ask, I looked at Hua Mulan and said: "What about your sister, if your father doesn't have to go to the battlefield in the next life, are you still willing to be a soldier, do you find someone to marry and live a stable life?" "Mulan doesn't take honor or anything lightly. She had endured so much hardship in her previous life.
If you choose again, you should choose to be a real woman, I saw her eyes full of envy when she looked at the buns. She envies Baozi for being a mother.
Because Mulan and Wu Sangui haven't left yet, there is no information about the two of them on the idea list, and Wu Sangui will definitely not spare him, but Mulan is different, her existence has little impact on history, I guess eighty percent of the points on the idea list are without her, so she can choose to be an ordinary person. Drunken Dew Academy
Who knew that Hua Mulan shook her head resolutely and said: "I still have to be myself, to be a soldier, to fight, because there is a country that I need to defend." ”
I sighed, "If only you could not dress as a man, it would be nice to find one in the army, both of them are well paid..."
"Phew" Mulan spat me and walked away.
I smiled dryly and said to Wu Sangui: "Third brother, you are not easy to do, and the Qing Dynasty people will not talk about going to the Song Dynasty, mainly because there is no precedent for my car to take people, and it is not good if there is an accident, you are like the moon landing and cloning technology, and you generally use animals for experiments first..."
"Phew!" Wu Sangui took a bite of me and left.
I'm still stuck in my imagination: it's a good idea to experiment on animals, especially if someone has a famous dog that needs to be identified, I can help see what this dog was when he was a child, I read the newspaper two days ago
Well, someone who paid a lot of money to buy a half-sized Labrador is actually an adult four-eyed dog disguised...
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In the evening, I focused on comforting the buns, because we can't have a deep physical communication between husband and wife now, so she is quite suspicious of me, and I am very aggrieved about this.
Baozi pointed out: A man who is not at home for three days during this period and his mobile phone cannot be reached, the nature is very bad, the behavior is very suspicious, and it is irresponsible as a husband, Baozi threatened me and said: "If you dare to do this again, I will abuse your son!" She patted her lower abdomen triumphantly. He is now in the belly of the old lady, I can do whatever I want, if you dare to treat me badly, I will watch "Only Mother is Good in the World" every day in the future. ”…
In the end, I had to gamble and promise her to take her out on her honeymoon after this time, and she knew that I was busy with customer affairs, so I didn't ask much.
The next day, I went directly to Yucai to find Hua Rong to understand the situation, I didn't say anything about it before, but now that I have insiders who are familiar with the insider, of course I have to do a good job of preparation.
Fang Zhenjiang was also in the audience, he wanted to know more about Liangshan by the way, I took a blue leaf in my hand and shook it at him and said, "Don't eat." After eating, you can remember that your last life was Wu Song's business. ”
Fang Zhenjiang shook his head again and again: "I think it's good now, don't eat it and make trouble with Lao Wang (Fang La) and them." ”
Actually, I didn't plan to let him eat it, and I didn't tell them the real purpose of my trip to the Song Dynasty this time, I only said that I would go back to see Master Li. By the way, I visited the brothers of Yangsan.
They already know about the fact that history cannot be changed, fortunately Wu Yong has already left, otherwise Zhi Duoxing will probably understand that I am more than that simple when I go back this time, Hua Rong likes to be treated simply, and Fang Zhenjiang is even more rude and arrogant, so neither of them thought much about it.
Hua Rong said: "If you want to go to Liangshan, you can go to the southeast, northwest, and northwest, and there are two leaders at the foot of the mountain in these four directions to take care of the business, which is actually the gateway for the heroes to take refuge in Liangshan." I won't say much about others, of course it's best to go to the Beishan Hotel if you go, that's Zhu Gui and Du Xing are in charge, I think these two people can have a good temperament with you even if they don't eat it, you just need to say go up the mountain, they will simply interrogate a few words and call someone to pick you up. ”
I said, "Aren't you afraid of spies going up the mountain?" ”
Hua Rong smiled: "What can you do if you go up." Yangsan is surrounded by water on all sides and has a natural barrier. If you want to break through Liangshan, you have to pass the Zhang family brothers and the Ruan family brothers first, this can't be a ghost. ”
I nodded and said, "I'm relieved." "I'm still afraid that I will be treated as a spy, Zhu Gui didn't seem to have a very good temper when he was the manager of his Nanshan Hotel.
Hua Rong suddenly said: "Brother Eqiang, according to what you said about who must do something in history, then do my brothers still have to recruit An to fight Fang La?" ”
My face changed slightly. Reluctantly smiled: "No." History doesn't have anything to do with them, I just go and see it casually. ”
"Oh. That... Brother Qiang, can you make them not recruit An, at least don't let the brothers fall apart? ”
Fang Zhenjiang also said: "Yes, yes, don't fight Fang La, didn't Lao Wang himself say it, what's the point of being poor people calling around?" ”
I smiled bitterly and said, "Then it depends on your Song Jiang's attitude." ”
Fang Zhenjiang glanced at Hua Rong and said with a little hesitation: "Brother Hua, I have a sentence that I said from an outsider's point of view, don't be surprised... Song Jiang is not a thing! ”
Hua Rong smiled helplessly, wanting to say something but wanting to say nothing.
I said, "Okay, I'll look at the specific situation when the time comes, in fact, Hua Rong, you don't have to worry so much, the brothers are vigorous..."
Fang Zhenjiang slapped the table and said, "That's good... But I still have to say, it would be better without Song Jiang. ”
Hua Rong sighed and said: "Xiuxiu has already analyzed it for me according to her later thinking, she said that the future generations generally don't have a high evaluation of Brother Song Jiang, but to put it to the point, the eldest brother's thinking is still mature, he just didn't expect the side effects of the traitor to be so big." Hua Rong looked up at me pitifully and said, "Can't you really take me away?" ”
I smiled and said: "Yes, you are Hua Rong, there is also a Hua Rong on Liangshan, you have to go back, that Hua Rong's wife is also your wife, of course this has no effect on you now, but you are more embarrassed in the past; And the past you are destined to be reincarnated as the current you are in the future, and you will be united with Xiuxiu, that is... I said, what is the relationship between the four of you? ”
Hua Rong and Fang Zhenjiang were already dumbfounded, and Fang Zhenjiang said a little gloatingly: "Fortunately, I didn't get married in my last life. ”
I swiped my hand in the air, and said categorically to Hua Rong: "Let's not talk about it if it's too complicated, to put it simply, there is a woman in Liangshan who you used to be, and once you go to Liangshan, the matter will be known by Xiuxiu..."
Hua Rong was cold: "Isn't it okay if I don't go?" ”