Chapter 052: The little apprentice Sun accidentally bumped into Master Tai
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cāo! Being Lao Tzu is easy to mess with!
Chu Fei really wanted to go over, so he directly picked up the neck of the little K of Pagani, like carrying a little caterpillar, and then made a perfect parabola in the air.
However, Deng Chengkun sat in his passenger seat, Chu Fei didn't want to expose such a fierce and amazing side in front of the little apprentice!
Instead, Chu Fei opened the car door, got out of the car, and confronted the young man with silver-rimmed sunglasses.
"Grass mud horse, where did the dog and mongrel come from! Scratched grandpa's newly bought Pagani do you know or not! ”
The young man with silver-rimmed sunglasses took off his glasses directly, grinning with his teeth, very arrogant and domineering, and he was the master who didn't have to pay for his life when he was hit by a car, last month, Deng Yunjie, and the young man with silver-rimmed sunglasses directly broke his legs when he crossed the road.
Obviously, Chu Fei's driving skills with a health value of 0.6 have already reached the highest level of a sports car club member, and he can't take the initiative to bump into him, but Deng Yunjie is driving too fast, and he hasn't looked ahead with his eyes before, but tilts his head to enjoy the service of the charming foreign Yanma in front of his knees.
"Please clean up your foul mouth!" Chu Fei tolerated it many times, and the other party actually regarded himself as a soft persimmon and wanted to pinch it as hard as he wanted, no matter how hard he pinched it, he was directly a big fool, Chu Fei didn't want to pay attention to him at all, but what can be done, like this kind of person loves to be cheap in heaven, Chu Fei can only accompany him!
"What's going on, honey?" Pagani came out with a disheveled Yanma cāo with a very fluent English slang. She was still squatting on the thigh of the man in silver-rimmed sunglasses just now zhōngyāng carefully doing the pinzi service, I really didn't expect that the service was not half done, Pagani was directly loaded in another car, and the throat of the Yanma grunted, almost deep.
Chu Fei stared at the high cheekbones of the big Yanma with a wet mouth, and his chest was close to the airport, but the buttocks were very big, like two big basketballs, rub, this man with silver-rimmed sunglasses has a really strange taste, and he would like this kind of superb Yanmar with a chest and a basketball butt, but according to the silver-rimmed sunglasses, his 0.5 pencil lead can satisfy a 1.0 automatic pen?
"Lao Tzu's woman is also your watch, I really don't want to fucking live, I have put up with you for a long time!" The man in silver-rimmed sunglasses didn't say a word, rolled up the sleeves of his designer suit, and was about to come over and grab Chu Fei's collar, and then beat him violently.
Chu Feisen smiled coldly, "If you have the ability, come here; Lao Tzu is with you! ”
The angry silver-rimmed sunglasses swung his fist and hit the bridge of Chu Fei's nose, don't look at the slender figure of the silver-rimmed sunglasses man, he goes to the sandbag Julebao exercise at least three or four days a week, taekwondo is divided into one to nine sections, and the sandbag hand is also divided into one to nine levels, Deng Yunjie He is a member of the 5th level sandbag.
With a fist in the past, Chu Fei's visual inspection was about a hundred catties of strength, but the silver-rimmed sunglasses should not have exerted their full strength, but here in Chu Fei, it can't even be a fart!
Card rub~!
There was a crisp sound of bones shattering.
Deng Chengkun in the car was almost so angry that he was about to vomit blood, who was the silver-rimmed sunglasses man outside, he knew better than anyone else.
Oops, it can't be Master Chu Fei's hand broken, as soon as he thought of this, Deng Chengkun hurriedly walked out of the car.
"Master, your old man is fine." Deng Chengkun originally wanted to comfort the "injured" Master Chu Fei, but he never expected that Chu Fei had nothing to do, and his expression was extremely flat and staring at himself.
What the? Is Master Chu Fei okay? Then what's going on is ......
Deng Yunjie knelt on the ground, his right arm was broken, crying and mourning, and tears came down in pain.
The big yanma beside him waved his arms at Chu Feifei and said in English again, "YOU-KNOW!" I-LIKE-CHINESE-KUNG-FU! ”
Li Huoyan didn't know when she appeared in front of Chu Fei, "Ah! Brother Chu Fei, do you know? This big Yanma is saying that she likes you in Huaxia Kung Fu! ”
"I know English." Chu Fei smiled embarrassedly, this Li Huoyan really thought that she went to Canada for a few years to study for a doctorate and thought that she was the only one in the world who knew English, what was strange, no matter how good English was, it was also a Fanbang language, where could it be better than Huaxia?
"Grandpa!" Deng Yunjie sat on the ground, his face was red, I don't know if it was because he was injured by Chu Fei now, or because he was enjoying the Yanmar in the car.
Chu Fei said depressedly, "It seems that you are really cheap!" I want Lao Tzu to discount your arm, so you are willing to stop and call Lao Tzu Grandpa, but ...... I don't have a grandson like you! ”
"I don't have a grandson like you!"
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When Chu Fei said the last sentence, he found that some of the people present actually said such a sentence, and this person turned out to be his old apprentice who had just received it-Deng Chengkun!
"Unfilial grandson! How dare you be rude to your master! Hurry up and kowtow to Master Chu Feitai and admit your mistake! Otherwise, my Deng family will not have you as a grandson! ”
Deng Chengkun looked angry, ignoring the fracture of the silver-edged sunglasses man's right arm, and shouted in surprise.
Slowly, there were more and more passers-by watching, and Li Chūn Yu and his wife, Chu Yueshan and his wife, and Zhao Xuerou and his party all stood on Chu Fei's left or right side.
"Yunjie, why are you so unproductive, always making your grandfather angry." Deng Wan also came over from the car she was driving, and was about to pick up Deng Yunjie, who was sitting on the ground.
Deng Chengkun looked like a polite grandson in front of Chu Fei, and in front of Deng Bang and Deng Yunjie, it was completely a face.
After a long time, they dared to love the family, this drama has to be watched, Chu Fei is so happy in his heart, it seems that he doesn't have to go out by himself this time, Deng Chengkun, an old apprentice, will definitely teach them a good lesson as a master.
"Deng Wan, don't go over, I have to ask this unfilial descendant of the Deng family to apologize to Master Chu Fei today!" Deng Chengkun pointed at Deng Yunjie's head and poked it fiercely.
Deng Yunjie was so frightened that his face was covered with sweat, he looked at Chu Fei several times cowardly, licked his throat and asked Deng Chengkun, "Grandpa, you said, you said that this young man is a grandfather and you are a master?" If I want him to call him Master Tai, I Deng Yunjie might as well die! ”
"Brute! Master Tai who has insulted you three times! Damn it! Deng Chengkun was so angry that he slapped Deng Yunjie directly in the face a few times, slapping his silver-rimmed glasses to the ground.
Chu Fei said deliberately, "Cheng Kun, since it is your grandson, otherwise this matter will be settled!" ”
"Master, you must not say that, in the end, Yun Jie, the damned little apprentice's grandson, has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, as an apprentice, I must teach him a lesson, otherwise I will ruin the wisdom of Master!"
Deng Chengkun, who was in his sixties, made several reproaches to Chu Fei again and again, and the people on the street were surprised, what happened to this world.
Li Huoyan and Li Bingyan are secretly pursing their mouths and having fun, it's so funny, I'm afraid that watching the clown in the circus is not as good as the clown sitting on the ground in front of them!
"Brute! Do you apologize or not! Deng Chengkun grabbed Deng Yunjie's collar as soon as the old man grabbed it, and his two eyes glared at him fiercely, almost eating this grandson alive.
"Nope! I, die, all, no, apologize! Deng Yunjie said with a backbone.
Bang Bang~
Two more slaps, Deng Chengkun He knew that Deng Yunjie, the evil grandson, was not successful, but now he is so unsuccessful, he has been taught repeatedly, except for beating or beating, Deng Chengkun really doesn't know how to teach him.
"Cheng Kun apprentice, as the so-called jade is not cut, you can't always use rough abuse to teach children, you have to teach it well."
Chu Fei suddenly changed his previous ruthless sè and became a kind elder.
"Master, please show me the old man." Deng Chengkun turned around and was extremely respectful to Chu Fei, and that respectful god was just like when Deng Chengkun offered incense and prayed to his Deng family ancestors every once in a while, his expression at that time was exactly the same.
Looking at himself like this, Chu Fei really felt a little painful, but fortunately, Chu Fei's willpower was firm enough, pretended to think about it, observed the left and right environment, and then said, "Cheng Kun, I have to give you a suggestion." ”
"What's the suggestion? Master, speak slowly. Deng Chengkun bowed, as if the old eunuch had asked the emperor for advice in ancient times.
Deng Yunjie on the ground stared at Chu Fei with a blank look, and for a while, Chu Fei, the legendary master, was the embodiment of a beautiful male angel in Deng Yunjie's eyes.
Everyone, including Deng Wan, her eyes were also motionless, staring at Chu Fei.
As Chu Fei moved elegantly, he pointed to the big public toilet on the west side of the road, "The big public toilet over there, have you seen Cheng Kun's apprentice?" ”
"I saw ——! in vain" Deng Chengkun is like a treasure, as if the public toilet is the supreme ancestral tablet of their old Deng family.
The beautiful feeling that Deng Yunjie had once fantasized about in his heart was about to plummet, and with the movement of Chu Fei's lips and tongue, he was directly pulled from heaven to hell to be destroyed!
"That's right! Just punish Yunjie, an unfilial disciple, and go to the public toilet to wash the manure pit for everyone for free for three months. As a small punishment, one can do more good for the people, and the other can sharpen his will to make him good, of course, this is my ...... Suggestion! ”
Chu Fei said indifferently.
Deng Yunjie wanted to die, he knew that his grandfather was an old antique, and the traditional Chinese virtue of respecting teachers could not be extinguished in his heart for 10 million years, and his grandfather would definitely follow Chu Fei's actions.
"Yunjie, did you hear what Master Tai said? This is Master Tai saving your soul, do you know that you stinky boy? Or I'm going to kick you out of the house!" Since your parents are gone, grandpa, I have always hoped that you can grow up well and become a useful person in society. ”
Deng Chengkun spoke earnestly and said heartbrokenly.
"The ancients said that knowing mistakes can improve a lot." Chu Fei said something indifferently, and then made Bing Huoyan behind him laugh wildly.
"Thank you, Master." Deng Yunjie drooped his head and said to Chu Fei.
At this moment, the audience burst into laughter!
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