2. Diagnose the beauties
2. Diagnose the beauties
Long Manyu's face changed greatly when he heard this, he endured the faint pain caused by the migraine, and elegantly picked up the Apple phone beside him and dialed Master Ye Shouzhong's number.
"Hey, Master Ye? What kind of person is Mr. Jiang Ming, the acupuncture doctor you introduced to me? How old is it? ”
Ye Shouzhong's old voice came from the microphone: "Ah, I forgot to tell you, he is a young man, only twenty years old......"
Long Manyu couldn't listen to the words anymore, and looked at Jiang Ming on the other side of the sofa in disbelief!
After a long time, he hung up the phone and asked cautiously: "You, are you really Jiang Ming's divine doctor?" Master Ye Shouzhong almost worshipped you as a teacher's divine doctor? ”
Jiang Ming also enjoyed enough air conditioning at this time, looking at Long Manyu's beautiful face, graceful figure, especially the full chest, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and muttered secretly in his heart, Sister Goddess? Ripe peaches! Between gestures, it is elegant and beautiful, and even making a phone call gives people a beautiful enjoyment!
He showed a mouth full of big white teeth, and said with a modest smile: "I'm Jiang Ming, but I'm just a barefoot doctor, and I'm really not a miracle doctor!" I will only have no injections, and other people who prescribe drugs and injections will not be able to do it! ”
Long Manyu has a big headache, which is more painful than a migraine!
Long Yiyi scolded angrily: "You, what kind of miracle doctor are you, so how can you prove it?" Don't say that the people of your village and the pigs and dogs can prove it, now you have to prove it to my aunt with real skills! ”
Little cutie, I'm still a virgin, how can I prove it? Jiang Ming's mind went in that direction for a moment, narrowed his eyes, lingered on her high bulging chest, and smiled shyly: "Do you want me to prove it on you?" I'm so shy! ”
"Yes!"
The beautiful girl didn't know Jiang Ming's bad thoughts at this time, and when she met his extraordinary eyes, she felt like she was being spied on, and her whole body was naked, and she instinctively reached out to cover her protruding breasts.
"If you can diagnose my aunt's illness like that old guy in Ye Shouzhong, then it will mean that you are a doctor! If you can alleviate my aunt's pain, then you will be a national master like Ye Shouzhong! If you can be cured, then you are the miracle doctor Hua Tuo alive - but I don't think that's possible! ”
Long Yiyi knew that the headache suffered from by her aunt was the same as the headache that Cao Ying suffered from during the Three Kingdoms, but Cao Ying was lucky to have Hua Tuo to treat him, but her aunt was very unfortunate and did not meet Hua Tuo.
"Hehe, it's not simple, let your aunt stretch out her hand, I'll know if I take the pulse!"
Jiang Ming looked at Long Manyu's snow-white wrists, and was looking forward to rubbing on it, thinking that it must be as smooth as jade, hehe!
Long Yiyi saw his bad eyes and snorted: "You are as dirty as a migrant worker, and you still want to check my aunt's pulse?" No, it defiled my aunt's hands! ”
Eating tofu and rubbing oil didn't work, so Jiang Ming had no choice but to be serious.
"Amitabha, the heart of the healer's parents! In the eyes of our doctors, there are only patients and non-patients, whether they are clothed or naked [***] without clothes, we are all treated equally! Good, good! ”
Jiang Ming said, and couldn't help muttering in his heart, a goddess like her aunt has a beautiful face, a wonderful figure, and elegant manners, if she really appears naked in front of her, can she really treat everyone equally? Grandma's, if you can turn a blind eye, then Lao Tzu is not a man!
"You...... You insulted my aunt? The beautiful girl Long Yiyi became angry.
"Am I insulted?" Jiang Ming asked solemnly.
"You're insulted!" The beautiful girl Long Yiyi waved her pink fist and argued.
"What's the insult?" Jiang Ming asked honestly and purely.
"You said to make my aunt naked [***]!" The beautiful girl Long Yiyi has an angry face on her face.
"Did I say that? I hear it now! Jiang Ming said innocently.
"You?" Long Yiyi quickly closed her mouth, looked at her aunt with an embarrassed face, and retreated in defeat.
Jiang Ming sighed and said solemnly: "Even if I can diagnose your aunt's illness, you will say that it was the old boy in Ye Shouzhong who told me!" ”
He deliberately groaned for a while, and then said:
"In this way, I reluctantly perform the 'looking' diagnosis in the four diagnosis methods of 'looking, hearing, asking, and cutting', and don't use skin-to-skin blind dates to diagnose and diagnose the body of the two women, so as to prove that I, Jiang Ming, the barefoot doctor, are not liars who cheat and eat and drink, so that I can avoid rubbing anyone's oil and eating someone's tofu! Actually, I'm not interested in glamorous women or stunted minors. ”
I say this on my lips, but I am looking forward to it in my heart - a cold and glamorous beauty? Okay, pretending to be forced can stir a man's heart, and the more you can't get it, the better! Teen cuties loli? It's better, cute and pure, innocent, I just happen to be an unscrupulous uncle! Hey!
The problem is that it is he Jiang Ming, a "young migrant worker", who is pretending to be forced and innocent now!
Long Manyu glared at Jiang Ming, and was shocked in his heart-Ye Shouzhong's old boy? Dare to damage Master Ye's name like this, what a big breath! I'd like to see where you come from! She paid attention to Jiang Minglai with the mentality of watching a play.
The cold and glamorous bodyguard Tao Lihe locked on Jiang Ming with a fierce eye - what if I am a cold and glamorous woman? You are a young migrant worker, most of you are an impostor of the Tao Zombie Li Dynasty! I'll expose you later, boy, you're in for a treat! The old lady's twenty years of Wing Chun skills will definitely cripple you!
Long Yiyi was unconvinced: "Who do you say is stunted?" This young beautiful girl is seventeen and a half years old, and the cup is already C cup! Hum! Four diagnoses, five diagnoses, if you are brave enough, let the horse come! The spring breeze blows the war drums, who is afraid of whom in this world? Come on, come on! Said provocatively, and at the same time straightened up a somewhat large chest.
Jiang Ming smiled, narrowed his eyes, scanned her chest, and then diagnosed her whole body.
Jiang Ming now has the Langzhong system from a thousand years later, the eye is a scanner that can automatically diagnose, just scan, the human body functions can be seen at a glance, and the diseases suffered by the person are also automatically diagnosed, and then the system automatically gives a treatment plan in the mind.
In addition to the milliacupuncture technique in acupuncture, the treatment plan also includes the inner Dan true qi that appears in the dantian with a gossip pattern.
It's just that this Neidan True Qi currently only has one trial permission, and if you use it, it will be gone, unless you help the patient cure the disease, and let the patient and the people who are related to him within three generations offer a positive energy to say thank you, or offer a fragrant kiss, then the only trial permission will be restored.
Jiang Ming took the first class cabin of the plane today, because it was the first time to take a plane, and he had a fear of heights, he had already used the only one trial permission of Neidan true qi on the plane, and now he wanted to diagnose and diagnose a few beauties, and he really hoped to get the fragrant kisses offered by the beauties to restore the use of Neidan!
Jiang Ming successively diagnosed three beauties who were either young and lively, or cold and arrogant, or mature and elegant, put away his squinted and focused eyes, and pointed at Long Yiyi with a smile and said:
"You, suffering from menstrual cramps, roll in bed in pain as soon as your aunt comes every month! Because of this disease, the meridians are not smooth, so the development of the mammary * is unbalanced, the left side reaches the C cup normally, and the right side, hehe, only the B cup! ”
"Ahh Long Yiyi screamed, covered the two soft flesh between her chests, and her face was pale: "You, how do you know?" You, you actually peeped at me taking a bath, otherwise how would you know that my breast * is underdeveloped? Woo, auntie, he, he's a hooligan! Woo, big pervert! ”
Long Yiyi hid behind Long Manyu, looking at Jiang Ming in shock, shame and fear!
Jiang Ming learned the tone of those overwhelming advertisements on TV and said: "Your disease is in the hands of my barefoot doctor, it's just a wet and crumbling little case, it's not difficult at all!" Just apply acupuncture methods such as turtle probing on acupuncture points such as Qihai, Guan Yuan, and Kidney Yu, and you will be exempted from menstrual pain, just one needle, yes, not two needles, not 0.9 needles, just one needle, it will make your wonderful hands rejuvenated! ”
Jiang Ming said as he thought of the evil words, and then looked at his lower body, and then at Long Yiyi's crotch, and yin swayed, my turtle, your hole, that acupoint! What a YD! How exciting! Hey, hey, hey!
"As for your unbalanced Mimi, you only need to apply a seven-day course of acupuncture, and after three or two months, your Mimi will be big and balanced, and it will reach a D cup to the next level! Hehe! D cup, no medicine or surgery, painless * breast augmentation! Welcome to inquire! ”
Jiang Ming said that the physical defects on his body, especially his evil eyes were still scanning his crotch and chest, and there was a shame like being stripped naked, Long Yiyi was shocked and scared: "You, you...... Perverted! Lust * Demon! ”
Jiang Ming stroked his chin, he didn't have a goat's whisker, so he had to touch his chin, then shook his head, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "The heart of the doctor's parents, charity is the heart, and medical ethics are the mirror!" Amitabha! Good, good, good! ”
"You, you, you ......" Long Yiyi was completely speechless, this hateful migrant worker! Livestock! Beast! Pervert! unscrupulously peeked at other people's flesh * bodies, and he was still so high-sounding!
Lan Zhihui's heart Long Manyu already knew his little niece's illness, Jiang Ming told his niece's illness, although he was surprised, he didn't speak, he only looked at Jiang Ming with a clear look, and between his expressions, he sought more knowledge than blame.
Seeing Jiang Ming's hateful image of shaking his head, Leng Yan's bodyguard Tao Baihe said coldly: "What's the use of being able to know the patient's illness?" Just like the migraine of Miss Manyu, which doctor doesn't say the truth? But who can cure the eldest lady's illness? ”
In order to distinguish Long Yiyi, she deliberately used the title of eldest lady when she talked about Long Manyu, and when she said Long Yiyi, she was naturally a little miss.
Jiang Ming shook his neck so painfully that he almost shook his head, and secretly scolded this pretending move to be too boring. Hearing this, he turned around and looked at the cold bodyguard Tao Baihe, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, it's your turn to talk about your illness now!" Of course, your illness is much more serious than this beautiful girl's, it can be said that it is a physiological perversion, and if it is allowed to develop, it will affect the psychology from the physiology! ”
"Y-you-you're a pervert!"
Tao Lily gritted her teeth for a long time before these vicious words popped out between her teeth.
If it weren't for the fact that Miss Long Manyu was paying attention with interest, she would probably have stepped forward and grabbed Jiang Ming's nasty neck, and then beat violently, directly bursting the pig's head, beating it and throwing it to the Huangpu River to feed Wang Ba!