Mom and dad on both sides have to go to work in the production team every day, and today is as usual, and there is no time to send the two children to enroll in school. Duo Lao and Liu Zhi got up early in the morning, had breakfast, and received two yuan and seven cents from their fathers, and walked to Zucun's house with novelty and curiosity. Zu Cun had been to that school several times.

The gate of the school is really big, at least twice as big as the gate of their house, and the sun-grain flat is even bigger, which is many times that of their home.

The female teacher's hair is longer than that of the two mothers, and she is very kind, asking one by one and collecting money one by one. In front of the female teacher was a very thin boy with a bald head, and the teacher asked him, "What's your name?" ”

"Li Siqing!" The answer was loud and assured.

"What class (composition) is your family?" The teacher sat on the other side of a table, with a pen in his hand, tilting his head and asking him cordially, and dragging a long tail note.

The bald head looked at the roof for a while, touched his head a few times, remembered the foundation under the eaves of his house, which was often dusted out by chickens, and replied: "There are stones on the outside, and dirt on the inside." ”

The teacher laughed, the more he laughed, the more he laughed, after the teacher stopped laughing, he seemed to be thinking about what way to ask questions, and the bald monk was confused for a while, very embarrassed. At this time, Duo Lao interjected: "It depends on whether your family is a poor peasant or a landlord!" ”

The teacher immediately asked the child, "What's your name?" ”

"Work hard. No, Li Duolao! ”

"This kid is smart!" The teacher not only did not blame him for interjecting, but praised him, but then asked him: "Do you know what a landlord is and what a poor peasant is?" ”

"I heard my father say that if the landlords fight the poor peasants, it is class struggle."

This time the teacher laughed and didn't laugh, and didn't laugh and laughed again.

The sun rose again the next day, and classes officially started today.

A new chapter in life begins today, and the first stroke of this new chapter is to arrange a seat.

It was still the female teacher with longer hair than both mothers, and one whistle was tied with a red string and hung around her neck, and the whistle swayed around her chest. The teacher grabbed the whistle and put it in her mouth, and with a few strokes of her cheeks, a sharp rolling sound filled the entire classroom, and the teacher was saying loudly, but after the excitement and fright of the whistle just now, the students felt that the voice was not loud: "Students, gather in the field!" ”

The teacher was like the magnet that Duo Lao had borrowed from his ancestors for a long time, she walked in front, and the classmates walked towards the playground one by one as if they were being sucked by her. Duo Lao looked around the field and thought to himself: This place is called the field, not the valley ping.

The teacher put the whistle into his mouth again, raised his hands bently, and blew the whistle for a moment: the bent left hand swung a few times: "Students, boys stand here!" Then he swung his right hand, which was also bent, a few times: "Students, girls stand here!" ”

The whistle and the teacher's words were so powerful that the children, who were like a nest of ants, were sucked in front of the teacher's two hands, and each child knew whether he was a boy or a girl, and the two teams were finally formed, but each team was like a writhing snake.

The teacher did not straighten the two "snakes", but after a few simple words, he took out the first male and first female students standing in front of them, and ordered them to sit at the first table in the first row of the classroom.

Duo Lao figured it out and thought to himself: I see! He immediately poked his head out of the line, and even got out of the queue, and made a careful comparison, estimating that the position happened to be sitting at a table with Liu Zhi, and while the teacher was still far away, he immediately found that position and drilled out the two male classmates.

The team is getting shorter and shorter, the teacher is getting closer and closer, the accuracy of Duolao's position is very high, but unfortunately it is not 100%, a wrong position, Duolao wants to change with the classmates behind, but the teacher is not far in front, and his eyes are burning, the majesty of the teacher is no less than Lafayette in the movie now, don't dare, Duolao sighed secretly.

On the same seat with willow branches is a repeater, I don't know if he is the "old principal" here, or he accidentally stayed for the first time, but he is a head taller than the average classmate, and he is only a few years older, and he is stunned, and he is also shaving a bald head, and his muscles are about to burst his clothes.

The female classmate who shared the table with Duo Lao looked quite pleasing to the eye, with two little pigtails, very clean clothes, and always looked shy towards others. These desks and stools are a connected whole, sitting on a stool, the schoolbag is placed in a hole, just like a family, but this female classmate always sits at the end of the stool, and everything is made to work hard, and it is not easy to find her fault if she works hard.

The design of this male and female co-chair desk has indeed subdued many wild children, and it is a valuable experience accumulated over many years.

didn't sit at the same table with willow branches, and Duo Lao was stunned, although his table mate didn't hate it, but he always felt that it wasn't. At the end of the third class, the female classmate had not left the desk, and he didn't know her name, so he poked her hand: "Hey! You change your seat and sit in the back, okay? ”

The female classmate didn't react for a while, just stared at him with wide eyes. Seeing that she didn't understand what he meant, Dorao pointed to the willow branch sitting behind her and said, "Can you change seats with her?" His last two words were kind and soft.

Willow Branch, who was sitting in the back, also heard clearly, picked up the arithmetic textbook on the table, and when she said yes, she would immediately go to take out her school bag.

The female classmate noticed Willow Branch's movements, and then glanced at the male classmate sitting with Willow Branch, his eyes were looking at the other side, and his ass was facing them. The female classmate squeezed a "yes" out of her throat and picked up the textbook on the table and the schoolbag in the drawer.

The male classmate was a little aware of the changes that had taken place at the other end of the desk, and he twisted his fat body to find that his neighbor had changed, and the expression on his face had changed somewhat, and it took a long time to recover.

In the first class of the afternoon, the long-haired teacher stood on the podium, and Qian Liuzhi, the class leader appointed in the morning, shouted: "Stand up"! Everyone stood up one after another, and the teacher replied "sit down", and just as he was about to start the lecture, the male classmate, who was familiar with the discipline of the class, raised his hand. The long-haired teacher found out and said, "Tan Xin, what's the matter, please tell me." ”

"Teacher, they changed seats!" Tan Xin pointed to Qian Liuzhi and the female classmate who had been replaced, his voice was not clear, it was a tone of complaint.

The teacher came over, and was about to understand the situation, when Zu Cun, who was sitting in the corner on the other side, shouted: "They are from a house; If you grow up together, sit on a stool! But a male classmate said loudly: "Then I'll change it too!" "There was another male classmate standing on a stool and saying;" I'm going to sit with the six guys! He said as he tugged at his pants with one hand, in a position where he was about to pee.

The male classmates are yelling, the female classmates are also talking, and the classroom is frying.

After the teacher did a little work, the two female classmates went back to their seats with shame and red faces. The teacher's hand holding the textbook raised in the air: "Who is still screaming!" Students, abide by classroom discipline! With this wave, it was like wiping off the switch of a messy broadcast, and the classroom immediately fell silent, and several boys standing on the stools immediately jumped down.

After the seat change incident, Tan Xin became a hero in the eyes of his classmates, not only did he know earlier than everyone knew that the teacher would ask you what was the rule as long as he raised his hand, but also made a class leader unable to change his seat, in today's words, he has maintained his legitimate rights and dignity, because they did not ask for his consent before changing seats. However, the truth is that Tan Xin doesn't know this, the reason why he wants to report it is because Qian Liuzhi is good-looking, although he doesn't have many "tendons" in his head, but he also knows why the teacher wants her to be in class, or Tan Xin knows that this female classmate lives in Shanchong, because she and the male classmate in front of her passed in front of his house when she went to school today.

As a result, the "squeezing the pot" movement initiated by Tan Xin was easily responded to by everyone. This activity is for boys. Everyone is close to the wall, divided into two opposing teams of people and horses, squeezed from both sides to the middle, the two people in the middle wrestle with each other, with the help of the thrust from behind, the other party is squeezed and stabbed out, poked out is the pot, what is left is the spatula, and the shoveled out will immediately go to the back to replenish the source of troops. Simple and violent, it is a classic activity project that Tan Xin inherited from the previous session and perhaps the previous sessions.

If Tan Xin is in front of the "spatula", then the other party's "pot" is shoveled out like carpentry shavings, which is really invincible. His body alone is like a reinforced concrete pillar, dealing with these little hairy children, just like Sun Wukong playing with his own hairy soldiers.

For this activity initiated and led by Tan Xin, Duo Lao did not participate, although his heart was itching. Once it was really itchy, it happened that Tan Xin was not in it, he couldn't help but try the taste, he casually pounced on the last of the line, and there were "pots" in front of him, and those "pots" immediately went to the back, and then went to be a spatula or become a pot again. Duo Lao soon became a spatula or a pot to shovel out others,

Who knew that Duo Lao was a very powerful spatula, and the soldiers and horses who came on the opposite side had become the "pot" that he shoveled out, and he became the second Tan Xin, and the pot that he shoveled out was also sprayed out like a carpenter's planing of shavings, and the people behind him cheered for this general, and worked hard. He even bent his hand against the wall into a triangle, aimed at the shoulder of the "enemy" in front of him at an acute angle, inserted it, and then grabbed the head of the "enemy" with the other hand and flicked it out, and a piece of "pot" was produced. The killing rose on a whim, and there was no count of how many pots he poked out.

Suddenly, something like a wooden fang thrust into Dorau's shoulder, and it hurt him to death. Immediately afterwards, his head, neck and buttocks seemed to be pushed by a bull, he was thrown out, staggered, and looked back, it was Tan Xin, he threw him outside, and Tan Xin was still staring at him with eyes like a bull with red eyes. It turned out that Tan Xin was sitting in his seat, resting, and saw that a new hero appeared, and this hero should not be the backstage boss who changed seats, he joined the team opposite Duolao without a sound, killed Duolao, and coldly gave Duolao a "foot guy".

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