Chapter 120: Because You're a Bastard
Lin Mingyang felt that his room with Mark Zuckerberg and Billy Olson didn't seem to be quite the same.
As Mark and his former roommate scrambled to get to bed, the two men dismantled the bunk beds because it was fairer that no one would sleep on top of anyone. Mark has a habit of messing around on his own and other people's desks, and when his former roommate hasn't graduated, his girlfriend sometimes comes over to tidy up the tables and throw out some trash. Then the guy graduated, and no one cleaned up the trash, and the room became what it is now. Billy Olsen explained.
The situation was a little better than Lin Mingyang imagined, and unfortunately Mark Zuckerberg was not in the dormitory right now, so he was not able to meet the crazy genius immediately. Just as he was looking at the pile of garbage in the room, not knowing what to do with it, the door of the suite suddenly slammed.
"Mark should have the keys with him?" Green-Nat looked confused.
"I didn't order takeout today." Billy Olsen glanced at him, then turned his head to look at Lin Mingyang together, "Is it looking for you?" β
Thinking of the two girls downstairs who were pinching the saliva rack, Lin Mingyang suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
Billy Olsen was about to open the door, but Lin Mingyang suddenly stopped him, "Don't open the door, they should be looking for me!" β
But Billy Olsen had already opened the door a small slit, and he only glanced out before slamming the door shut in fright, and then patted his chest, "How did you mess with the two of them?" β
Listening to his tone, he seemed to know the two girls outside the door.
"Mark Zuckerberg hacked into the dormitory's LAN some time ago, and then put some photos of girls on the Internet, many of which are intimate photos of those girls, the beautiful one outside the door, and her bath photos have the highest clicks!" Billy Olsen slammed the door against the increasingly loud knocks outside, "I came up with the idea. β
"Did you also post that girl's bath photo on the Internet?" Greene Nat has a bad taste to associate this with Lin Mingyang.
"I don't have any pictures of them, but they must want them!" Lin Mingyang took off his sunglasses, and then ripped off the wig on his head. Billy Olsen and Green Nat were stunned at the same time, and it was impossible for them not to recognize Lin Mingyang's face.
"I forgot to introduce myself just now, but now I don't think so!" Lin Mingyang shrugged, "The two people outside the door are both reporters from the Harvard Crimson Newspaper, and they are here to interview me. β
"They must not be put in, especially the pretty girl named Ginny!" Billy Olsen blocked the door in a series of resolute ways, "If she comes in, I'm going to die." β
"The big deal is to take a nude photo of you and post it on the Internet, and you won't suffer anyway!" Whether it's Lin Mingyang's interview or Billie Olsen's debt dodging, it has nothing to do with Greene Nutter, and he is the only one who has the leisure to joke at this time. After learning Lin Mingyang's identity, the first thing Green-Nat said was to sign all the photos to him.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
The knock on the door became more and more violent, and now Ginny and Luna outside the door were sure that the Lin Mingyang they were looking for was hiding in this suite.
Billy Olsen cried at the door, "We have to think of a way quickly, if we continue like this, the door will be broken by them sooner or later!" β
"They won't be able to come in for a while, so we can sit on the couch and have a drink, which is a wonderful day. Having Mark Zuckerberg is enough of a headache, and now that Felix is here, it will be difficult for our dorm to keep a low profile in the future! Greene Nat beckoned to Billy Olsen and motioned for him to take it easy, in a typical posture of standing and talking without back pain.
Lin Mingyang and Billy Olsen glanced at each other, although they had just met, but at this moment, they came up with an idea together, and Greene Nut, who was unaware, became the victim of their plan.
After listening to their plan, Green-Nat shook his head like a rattle: "I'm not going to be a victim!" β
"Please, you're a gay, and there's nothing to lose by doing that!" Billy Olson's eyes rolled, he knew that this kid Green Nat was not so easy to be fooled, and then he made a color at Lin Mingyang, and then threw out even more tempting conditions: "If you help us get rid of the two girls at the door, the future dormitory hygiene will all be handed over to me!" β
"I'll give you fifty signed photos, and they are in Chinese." Lin Mingyang also offered his own generous price.
"You won't regret it?" Green-Nat was immediately moved, cleaning the dormitory was a trivial matter, but Lin Mingyang's autographed photo was $10 when it came to the outside market, and if it was the Chinese version, the price could quadruple.
Lin Mingyang and Billy Olsen nodded together, and Green Nat gritted his teeth, "Then I'll sacrifice it today!" β
-- Ginny and Luna took turns knocking on the door of the H33 suite, but there was no response for a long time, and finally the two ladies knocked on the door softly, but the people inside still looked like dead pigs were not afraid of boiling water, and they didn't open it.
Ginny's hand hurt, and the door didn't move. After replacing Luna, as soon as she raised her hand, the door opened by itself, and Ginny and Luna, who were excited, rushed into the room at the same time, but Luna, who was rushing to the front, suddenly screamed, and then covered her face and ran out of the door in a hurry.
When Ginny, who was half a step slower than Luna, rushed into the foyer, Rin-Nath, who was stripped naked, was posing for the famous sculpture of David, and her face was red, but she was not immediately frightened and fled like Luna, but just froze there.
Green-Nat was also depressed, and before the pose was set, the girl who entered the door was scared away by him. When he got his posture, the girl who came in with him had no intention of running, which made him even more depressed.
Ginny let out a chuckle as she pointed at Green-Nut, "I know you're a gay, so your trick won't work against me!" β
At this time, the last member of the H33 suite in Kirkland's dormitory, the Mark Zuckerberg who was quite expected by Lin Mingyang, dragged a whiteboard more than 2 meters long into the dormitory, which is a tool used by computer enthusiasts to inspire them, and they like to draw some diagrams on it to show the big but difficult to realize ideas in their heads.
Mark Zuckerberg is not tall, with a thin build, and a face with a faint freckle under thick brown curls, which makes him look less like 19 at all, more like about 15. He wears baggy jeans, rubber sandals, and a T-shirt with unexpected patterns and text.
Looking at the smiling Ginny and the naked-naked-naked Glynn Nat opposite her, the expression on Mark Zuckerberg's face at that time was just two words: admiration!
Ginny couldn't laugh anymore, because she saw Mark Zuckerberg looking at her stunned, and then the other party suddenly stretched out his hand: "My name is Mark Zuckerberg, this beauty, we seem to know each other?" β
"I posted all the bath photos on the Internet, of course you know me!" Ginny's whole face darkened.
"You're among them, too," Mark Zuckerberg covered his mouth in feigned surprise, "I mean, it was just a misunderstanding!" β
"Misunderstanding?" Ginny sneered and snorted, "If you misunderstand, you will take out other people's ** and make yourself famous?" β
"Those pictures are all carefully selected by me, like the woman who ran out with her face covered just now, I didn't even hack her computer, my chest was too flat!" Mark Zuckerberg is serious about guaranteeing the ticket, and he just wants to use it to prove his taste.
"Whose chest are you talking about?" Luna's voice rang out behind Zuckerberg, and she covered her face and ran out to find that something was wrong and immediately turned back, just in time to hear the conversation between Ginny and Zuckerberg, and before Mark Zuckerberg could explain, she slapped her hard.
Here, Ginny took out her mobile phone without hesitation, turned on the camera and shook it in front of Green-Nat, so frightened that he hurriedly covered the important parts, "You want to take pictures?" β
"If you don't get out of the way, I'll shoot it!" Ginny held up her phone and threatened.
It's about his reputation, the free bedroom cleaning Green Nat doesn't want it, Lin Mingyang's Chinese signature photo he can't care about, after yelling "female hooligan", Green Nat rushed into the bathroom next to him.
After getting rid of Glynn Nutter, Ginny swaggered into the living room of the suite, and Luna was about to follow in, but was stopped by Mark Zuckerberg covering his face, "Miss, you slap me, I can bear it, but this is a men's apartment, if you break in, I will call the police!" β
Luna then remembered that Mark Zuckerberg also lived in this suite, "Why didn't you say that woman who went in just now?" β
"Because they didn't hit me in the face, and my breasts are bigger than yours!" Mark Zuckerberg stopped at the door unreasonably, he was on guard this time, and it wouldn't be as easy for Luna to slap him as it was just now.
"You may become a successful computer talent, but no girl will ever like you, not because you have unrealistic ideas, but because you are simply a jerk!" Luna pointed at Mark Zuckerberg's nose, "I'm a reporter for the Harvard Crimson, offend me, and I'll make you die an ugly death in the future!" β
"I don't need you to worry about my personal problems!" Mark Zuckerberg slammed the door shut and shut Luna out.
Luna raised her fist angrily and was about to slam the door when Mark Zuckerberg opened it again. He poked his head out of the crack in the door: "I forgot to add, the newspaper I hate the most right now is the Harvard Crimson Newspaper, 'greeting' your editor-in-chief on my behalf, just say to hell with him!" β
ββββIn terms of appearance and figure, looking at the whole of Harvard, Ginny in front of her can be regarded as first-class, but she has a gloomy face at this time, which makes Billy Olsen on the opposite side feel like pins and needles.
"You came up with the idea to post my picture online?"
"I'm just suggesting that Mark did all the bad stuff alone!" While Mark Zuckerberg hasn't come in yet, Billy Olson has put all the blame on his head.
"It's your idea to let that guy get in the way naked?"
"He came up with it!" Billy Olsen sold Lin Mingyang without hesitation.
"Felix, in order to thank you for helping us shoot today, I am going to do an exclusive interview for you, I hope you don't refuse!" was still cold at Billy Olsen, but in front of Lin Mingyang, Ginny completely changed her attitude, and there was even a coquettish tone in her tone.
Lin Mingyang and Billy Olsen shuddered at the same time, this beauty changed her face faster than turning a book.
"I'll keep that competitor out of the door, will Miss Ginny give me an interview too?" At this time, Mark Zuckerberg walked into the living room, the slap marks on his face had not completely faded, but the cynical smile had already hung up.
"I'm not interested in freckle-filled guys!" Ginny turned her head directly, not even bothering to look at him.
"Famous Felix Lin, I heard you're my new roommate, I'm Mark Zuckerberg, and it's a pleasure to share a bedroom with you!" Mark Zuckerberg's enthusiasm after learning of Lin Mingyang's identity was just right, neither cold nor flattering.
"I heard you got a website?" Lin Mingyang got up and shook his hand.
Mark Zuckerberg's eyes lit up, "You're also interested in that site?" β
"I'm intrigued by the story behind your development of that website, and maybe in a few years, I'll make a biographical film about you!"
"Only celebrities make biopics, do you think I'll be famous in the future?" Mark Zuckerberg asked curiously.
"Are there still fewer wealth myths born on the Internet?"
Mark Zuckerberg pretended to sigh with regret, "But what I lack most now is money!" β
"Only the process of struggle can show the value of wealth!" Mark Zuckerberg is secretly tempting, and Lin Mingyang is entrusted with the virtual snake. The two foxes, who were about the same age, but were equally cunning, ended in a tie in the first meeting.
"Okay, then I won't bother you to chat with this beauty!"
Mark Zuckerberg put the whiteboard he brought with him in the foyer leading to the dorm room, because this is the only place in the entire suite that has enough room for this big guy. He soon fell into a state of selfless work, with a dazzling array of equations and symbols appearing on the board, and lines of various colors stretching here and there. Zuckerberg occasionally stood in the living room of his dorm room staring at what was written on it, holding a marker in his hand and pushing the whiteboard against the wall if anyone passed by. Sometimes he would retreat to the door of the room to see better.
Green Nut, who hid in the bathroom, never appeared, and Billy Olsen casually found an excuse to sneak back to the bedroom, and only Lin Mingyang and Ginny were left in the living room for a while.
(To be continued)