"Go, go, I don't dare to ask for subordinates like you." Zhang Quan said unceremoniously.

"It's okay if you don't, but you have to tell us about your pickling skills." Hao Weichi said.

"Well, how do you say that? I really don't have any secrets, what do you want me to teach? ”

"No, how did you get your girlfriend?" Li Tong asked suspiciously.

Zhang Quan is very impatient, what secrets do he have.

"If there's no secret, then tell me how you managed to catch up with your girlfriend." Hao Weichi instigated Zhang Quan and said.

"Yes, the happy life of our second half of our lives depends on you." Li Tong said whimsically.

"Alas, how did the happiness of the rest of your life happen to me?" Zhang Quan didn't understand.

"How can it be okay? If you don't teach us the ability to pick up girls, if we can't find a wife, it's none of your business? Hao Weichi said pitifully, his eyes vaguely seemed to have droplets, and said, "Brother Quan, we are such good brothers, you can't die without help." ”

"Yes, our happiness is in your thoughts, I don't think you should be so miserable, you can't be saved when you die." Li Tong also said on the side.

That's to force me to think of a story, when Zhang Quan heard it, his first reaction was like this, the story between him and Ding Qingqing, it seems that there is nothing to say, it is better to make up one yourself.

"Brother Quan, even if you don't tell your secrets, then tell me how you got your girlfriend." Hao Weichi saw that Zhang Quan didn't speak, so he dissuaded.

"Brother Quan, our happiness depends on you."

"Brother Quan"

……

"Alright, alright, I don't really have any secrets, but I'll tell you how I managed to catch up with my girlfriend." Zhang Quan really can't do anything about them at all.

"Okay, Brother Quan is really a good person."

"As long as I find a beautiful, gentle, generous and beautiful wife, I will be absolutely on call if there is anything in the future."

……

Zhang Quan listened, his head was big, women with such good conditions, can it be their turn?

"Speaking of my girlfriend, let's start with this summer."

"Summer vacation?" Hao Weichi interjected.

"Yes, it's summer vacation." Zhang Quan replied, "That day, a tall and mighty, handsome and dashing ......"

"Wait, get to the point." Li Tong couldn't help but interrupt.

"That's the point." Zhang Quan thinks it's right, these sentences that describe themselves are not the point.

"Okay, you go ahead."

"That Day"

"Wait, that's already been said." Hao Weichi reminded.

"I know, but this is the cause, and if there is no cause, there will be no future." Zhang Quan explained.

"Oh, then you go ahead."

"That day, a tall and mighty, handsome and chic, graceful, jade tree in the wind, young and golden, brave and mighty, invincible in the world, the first in the universe, lonely master, invulnerable, jade-faced Langjun, invincible, brave and fearless, King Kong is not bad, wise and martial, chivalrous extraordinary, righteous and thin, ancient and modern, incomparable, modest and studious, shameless to ask, smart and clever, lively and lovely, warm to friends, never to give up, two ribs and knives, bullets and bullets, courageous, generous, shrewd, unforgiving, never dead, heroes in the heroes, dragons and phoenixes in the people, affectionate and righteous, bold and colorful, unparalleled, exemplary people, honest and credible, generous, personable, domineering, noble temperament, single nobles, appearance Sai Pan'an, outwitting Kong Ming, Yongbi Zilong, Yichao Guan Yu, Qiaoyue Luban, supreme and holy, supreme, gorgeous and gorgeous, heroic, moral example, thousands of cups are not drunk, sitting and not chaotic, knowledgeable, eradicating rape and evil, doing good deeds without leaving a name, mature and steady, peerless, people love, flowers bloom, a tree of pear flowers pressed begonia, The universe is super invincible Thunderbolt Century Beautiful Boy walking on the street. Zhang Quan said that his appearance was extremely domineering, of course, there were some long words, but he was indeed like this.

"That boy can't be you, right?" Hao Weichi listened and asked.

"yes, what's wrong."

"Oh, no problem." Hao Weichi couldn't help but twitch.

"The universe super invincible thunderbolt century beautiful boy walked on the street, but unfortunately he didn't see a pair of ill-intentioned eyes not far away."

Zhang Quan paused, and then said: "That universe super invincible thunderbolt beautiful boy is really naïve, and he really thinks that he is strong in martial arts, so no one dares to be disrespectful to him, but unfortunately, he really thinks too much of his handsome and dashing, graceful and suave ......."

"Wait, we all know about the peerless talents in the back, so we don't need to talk about it anymore." Li Tong couldn't help but interrupt again.

"Okay," Zhang Quan nodded.

"He's so handsome, uh, let's omit 30,000 words here." Zhang Quan suddenly saw that the faces of the two of them were really inappropriate, so he quickly stopped.

"His beauty is really attractive, although his martial arts are strong and invincible in the world, but there are always people who are desperate for beauty." Zhang Quan glanced at the two of them, it was not bad, both of them listened carefully.

"Suddenly, the universe super invincible thunderbolt century beautiful boy suddenly noticed a figure flashing in front of him, and before he could react, he was kissed."

"Who is it? Your girlfriend? ”

"Hao Weichi, don't interrupt." Li Tong scolded.

"The universe super invincible thunderbolt century beautiful boy was kissed, of course he wanted to be angry, but that person was really hateful, and the wicked person sued first, framing the universe super invincible thunderbolt century beautiful boy, saying that he kissed her and took her first kiss, and wanted the universe super invincible thunderbolt century beautiful boy to be responsible for her."

"The universe super invincible thunderbolt century beautiful boy was not very willing, but she actually mobilized the power of the masses to oppress him, and finally the universe super invincible thunderbolt century beautiful boy saw the oppression of the people who didn't know the truth, and the wicked man looked okay, and he was still a beauty, so he had to succumb to the obscenity of the evil girl and became his boyfriend."

Everyone next to "Cut" listened to it and despised it.

At this time, Zhang Quan realized that there was a large group of people around him, front and back, left and right, all leaning over their heads, which was very scary.

"Student, stand up." Teacher Zhou on the podium suddenly stopped his lecture, his face turned up, and he pointed in the direction of Zhang Quan.

Zhang Quan yelled badly and just stood up.

"yes, that's you, the fat one."

Hao Weichi's face froze, so he had to stand up.

"What's your name?" Teacher Zhou asked.

"Hao Weichi"

"Hao Weichi, why don't you listen to the class well? Don't you want to take credits? Do you think I won't be able to cure you after my junior year? Teacher Zhou asked.

Hao Weichi was speechless at the teacher, not many people listened to his class, but he also knew that now the teacher was angry, so he should not be wild to him first, but he was also unlucky, how could he find himself as a punching bag.

"*****" Teacher Zhou said some unpleasant things again.

"Sit down." Teacher Zhou frowned, thought for a while, and let this guy sit down.

After all, they are all college students, and it is really not appropriate to use methods such as punishment stations for elementary and middle school students.

"It's not too small, hey, graduating class, you're about to enter the society, and you don't have a few days of classes, and if you want to learn something more after you go out, it's not so easy. It's not interesting to talk too much, think about it yourself. Teacher Zhou finished the lecture and continued the class.

Hao Weichi rolled his eyes, and scolded him in his heart for being stubborn.