In the next three days, Zhang Taiping temporarily put down the matter of the store and wholeheartedly helped Wang Peng prepare for the marriage. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info Quan\Ben\Xiao\Say\Net\Although other things have been simplified, but this village's banquet is not a simple thing, Zhang Taiping has only helped to buy things in the past two days.

On the morning of April 18, the hired convoy of relatives began to set off. Zhuang Yu had already returned to the house in the city two days ago, where he simply arranged the boudoir, waiting for the marriage here. She didn't invite many guests, but only informed some good friends and friends, and without a lover, there would be no series of relatives, saving a lot of trouble.

When the convoy came, there were only a dozen people here, all of them were young men and women, and there was no usual embarrassment of asking for red envelopes in the mother's house.

As soon as the car entered the village, firecrackers began to be fired, and the bride could not touch the ground, so the groom was asked to carry it from the car to the front of the hall. Before entering the hall, it is to worship heaven and earth, worship the high hall, in this process, the mouth of the master of ceremonies does not stop saying a smooth auspicious word, yin and yang frustration is very festive and infected, and dozens of minutes down not even the words overlap.

It is inevitable that some people who like to be lively in rural marriages will have some unique customs, such as today, Aunt Wang was also forced to dress up, and was dressed up by several women, and she also brought a flower on her head. If Wang Peng's father is here today, then this flower must be on the man's head, and a wooden loquat will be tied to his shoulders and dressed as Zhu Bajie.

After worshipping heaven and earth, when he was sent to the cave room, he encountered a group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals who stood in the way. I saw that the outermost door was just opened, and there was a little doll of two or three years old blocking the door, with her legs open, and she was still dangling outside her open crotch pants.

The young people who had sent their relatives over were immediately happy, and a girl squatted down and asked with a smile, "How old is the little brother?" ”

The little doll was not fascinated by the beauty of the beautiful big sister, and still opened her legs and exposed*, and said in her mouth: "Happy candy, red envelope." Don't give candy and don't let it. ”

Such a fun thing, but the big girl didn't want to miss it, and had the intention to tease the little doll: "You tell me how old you are, who made you stand here, and I'll give you candy or toffee." As he spoke, he grabbed a few pieces of candy from his pocket, shook them in front of the little doll, and put them in again.

The little doll didn't move for the beauty, but she didn't have a revolutionary position in front of the toffee, swallowed her saliva and said: "I'm two and a half years old, and our boss asked me to be here." ”

The big girl was stunned for a moment, eh, there is a boss at such a young age? "Who is your boss?" ”

"Brother Kuroko!" The little doll said proudly.

"Who is Brother Kuroko?"

The little doll didn't know how to describe it, and after thinking for a long time, she said: "Brother Heizi is Sister Yaya's subordinate, the fastest one who climbs trees and digs birds' nests." ”

Yes, another girl came out, and the eldest girl knew that if she asked like this, she didn't know what two dogs and three virtues would come out, so she took out a few pieces of candy from her pocket and put them in the little doll's hand and said, "This time it's time to get out of the way and let the bride pass, right?" ”

Who would have thought that the little doll's eyes lit up after seeing the toffee, and as soon as she was happy, she blew a snot bubble when she didn't catch it, and swayed in the wind. The big girl seemed to have seen the most terrifying thing in the world, and jumped backwards with a scream of "ah". The men and women who were leisurely watching her teasing the little ones in the back were startled by her sudden screams, and then when they saw that the little doll's nostrils were full of snot, they all laughed crookedly.

Only the eldest girl at the front had a bitter face, trying not to look at the snot bubbles under the little doll's nose, and said to him who was shining in her eyes: "Sister, I really convinced you, and now that I got the toffee, I should let it go, right?" ”

"Oh" The little doll then wiped her nose and turned half to the side, but suddenly remembered that she hadn't asked for a red envelope yet, and Brother Heizi said that if there was no red envelope at that time, he would play *. So he turned around and turned back and stretched out his hand.

The big girl who was about to enter the door was startled again, jumped back, patted her chest, and fortunately the hand that had wiped her snot did not touch herself. With a bitter face, he asked, "Little brother, what else do you want to do?" ”

"And red envelopes!" The hand that wiped the snot was stretched out in front.

Behind a group of people laughed, the big girl smiled bitterly, she was really a difficult little guy, took out a red envelope, leaned forward half of her body and put it on the little doll's hand, and immediately withdrew her hand, as if the snot on the little doll's hand would pass from the red envelope to her hand. "It's time to get out of the way this time, right?"

The little doll didn't speak, and ran in.

Someone in the back smiled at the big girl and said, "Today's five levels and six generals will be handed over to you, hehe." ”

The big girl could only smile bitterly, who let herself talk too much before coming, and she didn't expect the little doll to be so difficult, so she could only knock on the next door, hoping that there would not be another snot bubble. I really can't stand it then.

I didn't think that the second door opened as soon as it was pushed, and there was no one inside, but no one dared to enter, because behind the door stood a big dog, a big dog the size of a calf, and not only did no one advance, but also collectively took a step back. But it was the lion standing there, judging from this arrangement, it could only be Fan Ming's idea.

The big girl who knocked on the door at the front was almost crying, although the little doll just now had a little snot, but it was still able to deal with it, and now such a big dog came out, and she didn't even dare to step forward, who could go in? And there was no one behind this door, and no one answered the question, so what kind of people are they?

Seeing that the eldest girl was at a loss in front, the bride finally couldn't stand it anymore and said: "This big dog is called a lion, it is psychic and understands human nature, and it will not bite you." ”

"So powerful?" When the big girl heard this, she turned around and faced the big dog with fear, and slowly walked forward, although the big dog did not show any fierce expression, but she still felt that her heart was about to jump out of her chest.

Since he understands human nature, he just wants a red envelope, so he took out the largest red envelope from his arms and slowly handed it forward, swallowing saliva in his mouth, staring at the big dog's every move, lest it suddenly make it difficult to bite himself. However, her worries were unnecessary, and the big dog did not move until she handed the red envelope to the front and ran away with the red envelope.

The eldest girl felt like she was going to collapse as if she had fought a battle, but there was still the last door to the cave that had not been opened, so she had to go through another ordeal.

After knocking on the door this time, it was a little girl who poked her head out, her skin was so tender that she could pinch out water, and she didn't dress up, she really looked like a little princess. When the eldest girl saw that it was such a clean and lovely little sister, she put down her heart and asked, "What is the name of the little sister?" ”

"Zhang Yutong." Yaya reported her name in front of outsiders.

"A good name, it really matches you very well, like a piece of jade." Then he asked, "I don't know what conditions my little sister has?" ”

Yaya's eyes rolled, and she wanted to come up with an embarrassing idea, but she looked at the people waiting anxiously outside the door, and came up with a simple one: "Sister, give me all the red envelopes on her body, and then sing a song." ”

The eldest girl thought that she would not need the red envelopes when she entered this door, and it was not indispensable to give them all, and singing was also a trivial matter, so she gave all the red envelopes to the maid, and stood at the door and sang a song.

After finishing, Yaya clapped her hands and said, "My sister sings so well." Then he shouted to the door, "Let's go!" Then he saw a large group of little dolls running out of it, along with two big dogs.

"That's a lot of dogs!" The eldest girl couldn't help but sigh.

After the bride enters the cave room, the banquet begins here, and it is impossible for everyone to sit down at one time, of course, the bride and the person who welcomes the relatives sit down first. Zhang Taiping also sat down as a "matchmaker", and the role of matchmaker must be used to get married in the village, so Zhang Taiping became a matchmaker very happily.

Someone ran over to toast Zhang Taiping: "Handsome, you are really capable, even the daughter-in-law in the city can say it." ”

Zhang Taiping's family knows his own skills, and people are simply free in love, and he is just a matchmaker.

At this time, a woman came forward and joked: "That kid in my family doesn't have a daughter-in-law, he is two years older than Wang Peng, let's see if the handsome can also tell me a daughter-in-law?" It's best in the city, and it's best in the countryside. ”

Zhang Taiping didn't think that he had the talent for this clever mouth, so he dealt with it.

At mealtime, the bride and groom toast the elders at the banquet together, and the elders have to give red envelopes. This red envelope bride may not care, but the process has to go.

The old village chief is regarded as the leader of the surname Wang, and he was toasted by the bride and groom with a few glasses of wine, and then drunk not long after being provoked by the mouth of the master of ceremonies and coaxed by a group of people next to him. Originally, the groom was also going to be drunk, and Wang Peng didn't know how to shirk it, plus these young people went crazy every degree, and it was easy to have accidents. was stopped by Zhang Taiping, which saved the groom from getting drunk at night.

A wedding banquet lasted until four or five o'clock in the afternoon, which was a rare event in the village, and it was rare for the whole village to get together and have a lively and lively celebration. After the meal, the wedding was completely over, and everyone went back to their respective homes, and only a few people stayed to help clean up the mess.

When Zhang Taiping's family finished helping their descendants, the moon was already in the sky and the sound of frogs was loud.

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