Chapter 437: Hunting on the Water with the King (Part II)
The second bald man's originally bright head was wrapped with a thick strip of cloth, and at a glance, he knew that it was the short-sleeved uniform of the police officers, and it happened that a police officer next to him was also shirtless, which was the only shirtless among all the police officers.
"Yes, yes, you are all five good villagers who cooperate with the police to handle the case, and I will get you a pennant when I go back." This group of villagers in Changfu Village, who were holding back their anger, did show great courage and tenacity, which is very commendable, and if they didn't fight to the death today, maybe this group of landlubbers led by Hao Tianlong would have been planted.
The second bald man Jian smiled and said: "Thank you, Director Jiang, I don't want a pennant, when I drink at night, I have to keep the pig's tail for me, replenish the blood, my head is floating, and I am a little short of blood."
"The sac is a big supplement, why don't you eat it?" Sha Guang teased. Sac is a local dialect that refers to the old sow
Ηβ¦ Head part.
The second bald man immediately shouted dissatisfiedly: "I rub, I am blood, not milk."
The words of these two bastards made everyone lean back and back.
Seeing that everyone had enough of laughing, Jiang Feng raised his head to suppress the laughter, and said lightly: "Bring the fish thief up."
"Well, okay!" Hao Tianlong agreed, turned around and lifted up the bald man who was soaked in dirty water under the cabin, pressed it on the side of the boat, and said loudly: "Director, this kid is the leader."
Jiang Feng turned sideways to look at Sha Zhanshan and said, "Lao Sha, do you know this person?" βγ
"It's been an old rival for several years, how can you not know it? This kid took the lead in stealing our fish."
Sha Zhanshan shook his gown, leaned on the side of the boat and looked at the bald man condescendingly, and pretended to be surprised: "Isn't this the famous Peng Sanye?" Do you also have today? βγ
"Sha Lao Wu, what do you have to be proud of?" That Peng Laosan was full of big heads, pressed on the side of the boat, still stubbornly raised his head and stared at Sha Zhanshan very arrogantly, grinning yΔ«nyΔ«n and laughing: "What kind of ability is it to rely on strips to support your waist?" Victory is not martial. You old boy has lived a long time, why have you degenerated? It's really embarrassing to your ancestors, how magnificent is it to soak the Sha family dreadlocks in the mouth back then? Look at your bear today, me! βγ
Sha Zhanshan's face changed, gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "It's you who don't pay attention to the first, don't rely on GA if you have the ability?" Lao Tzu discounts your tuΗ".
Peng Sanyi shook his bald head and stiffened his neck, and his eyes swept over Jiang Feng, Sha Zhanshan and a few others one by one before he smiled fiercely and said: "I don't rely on GA, GA is opened by our Peng family, and the entire Hecheng is opened by our Peng family, you wait for it, when my little aunt with red makeup comes, you all have to kneel down and beg for mercy, killing your nephew is just an appetizer, I want your nephew fΓΉ million!" βγ
"I'll wipe your uncle's γγγ." Sha Zhanshan's beard was all open, and his expression was indignant, and he was about to start fighting.
"Slow!" As soon as Jiang Feng waved his hand, several police officers immediately grabbed Sha Zhanshan in anger.
Sha Zhanshan struggled violently, looked at Jiang Feng with red eyes, and shouted: "Director Jiang, don't stop me, see if I don't beat him so much that his mother doesn't recognize him."
Jiang Feng ignored Sha Zhanshan and instead looked at Peng San, and said tepidly: "You and Lin Hongxiang are from our own family?" βγ
"What's wrong with that?" Peng San looked at the mention of the little aunt's name, and the head of the black-skinned dog immediately grabbed Sha Zhanshan, which shows that the little aunt's name is so good. immediately said with great fanfare: "If it is fake, it is for the true relatives of an ancestor." 1 The little aunt follows the surname of the eldest grandmother, otherwise it is Peng Hongjiao. I tell you, you go to Hecheng to inquire, you go to the province to inquire, we have people in the Peng family, I tell you, now we are entertained with delicious food and drink, kowtow and apologize to hundreds of thousands of compensation, forget this matter today, otherwise there will be good fruits to eat."
"Well, those people behind you are also your relatives?" Jiang Feng is still tepid.
Peng San laughed even more rampantly, his eyes widened and he was arrogant and proud, and said unscrupulously: "What's wrong with it?" We are all cousins, and I tell you, if you offend us today, you just wait to put on your hat and stand on the big post."
"Well said" Jiang Feng still didn't look hurried, but his face became more and more ugly.
Feng Chong behind him came out of the crowd, looked at Jiang Feng, and said with a smile: "He said so much, he is a little thirsty, I'll go help him drink some water."
Jiang Fengxin said that my brother-in-law still understands me, and immediately nodded and said: "Go, people have a lot of background, and the hospitality must be warm and sufficient, so that Peng Sanye can experience the situation of the police and the people."
"Well, the water must be enough, it depends on whether he is a real fish, isn't his surname Peng? I'll let him swell and swell" Feng Shaoxia smiled meaningfully as he jumped onto the boat where Peng San was and approached Peng San.
"What the do you want to do? If you move me, you are looking for deathγγγ" Peng San's face changed greatly, and before he finished scolding, he didn't have time to say anything, Feng Shaoxia stuck his neck with one hand, and directly lifted him up, high above his head.
Peng San's face was flushed, his eyes were suffocated wide, as if he was bubbling like a goldfish, his hands were hand-pinned behind his back, there was no way to break free, and his eyes were kicked like a hanged ghost. Feng Shaoxia still smiled harmlessly, just holding his one hundred and fifty or sixty pound body with one hand, his arms were steady, and he didn't mean to tremble at all. Suddenly, with a force, with a bang, Peng San's body of more than 100 catties directly crossed the top of everyone's heads, and smashed directly into the water a few meters away with a bang.
The eyes of everyone looking at Feng Chong immediately changed, first shocked, then stunned, then frightened, and finally as Peng Laosan's body smashed into the water, everyone was left with only the share of worship.
No one thought that this handsome and beautiful young man, who was more handsome than the eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law, would be so vigorous, especially the five bodies that he admired for the very brave Shaguang and the two bald people.
I had cooperated with the police officers led by Hao Tianlong before, and Sha Guang and the second bald man felt that these police officers were not just big-butted landlubbers, but their physical strength was average, so they were a little contemptuous. But when Na Risong came up with the Fourth Squadron later, they saw that an ordinary police officer in the Fourth Squadron could boast of flying the boat and stuff Peng San into the water and beat him violently, so they had already put away their contempt. Now that I see Feng Shaoxia's bravery, I am even more shocked.
"Woo, help save meγγγ I, I, I" Peng Laosan, who was smashed into the water, also forgot to pretend to be a calf this time, his hand was pinned out, he could only rely on ShuangtuΗ to wait to ensure that he would not be flooded from time to time, and he had already drunk several mouthfuls of water, but this old boy's water xΓ¬ng was really good, and he still insisted on it for so long, he was really talented.
You have a thousand clever plans, and I also have a bad trick to deal with you, Feng Shaoxia beckoned the second bald man to row, and he took the long pole and big fence used to fish for aquatic weeds on the fisherman's boat and buckled it directly on the top of Peng Laosan's head. As soon as Peng Laosan's head emerged from the water, Feng Chong pressed down. The old boy must be given enough water.
Feng Shaoxia played happily for five or six minutes, and saw that Peng Laosan didn't come out much, so he fished him up with a big fence and directly threw Peng Laosan on the bow of the boat with a purple face. Peng Laosan was already long and strong, but now he drank enough water, and his stomach was even more distended, and it really swelled to a certain extent.
Jiang Feng's old god looked at Peng Laosan, who was like a dead dog, and raised his hand to make a V-shaped gesture Director Jiang was not so affectionate to compete with Peng Laosan, this is not an order of magnitude, Jiang Feng's gesture is to smoke.
Zhao Shengjun, who was the second of the two generals, immediately handed over a hibiscus king, covered the lighter with his hand and helped Director Jiang light it, Jiang Feng took two puffs of cigarettes, stood up, and shook the coat of the third-level police inspector that Zhao Shengjun put on in order to prevent the wind from blowing on the water. paced in front of Peng Laosan, and condescendingly helped Peng Laosan turn over with the heel of his shoe.
Looking at the face that was suffocated, his eyes were enlarged, and his mouth kept grunting: "Woo woo, I γγγ oh γγγ nothing."
Peng Laosan couldn't speak clearly because of the water and choked, so he could only move his body outwards with effort, he wanted to stay away from Jiang Feng, the demon, as far away as possible, but his huge body really didn't have the strength to move, so he could only watch Jiang Feng approach step by step.
Jiang Feng's big leather shoe toe stepped directly on Peng Laosan's belly, which was bigger than being pregnant with octaplets, and Peng Laosan's upper body reflexively half got up, and a stream of water squirted out of his mouth, followed by a clicky cough. When he coughed enough, when he looked up and saw Jiang Feng smiling at him, Peng Laosan hurriedly retreated and accidentally fell into the water with a thud.
This time, Feng Shaoxia didn't play with him, he directly buckled it with a big fence and caught it, but Peng Laosan still cowered and rubbed the side of the boat, not leaning and not daring to sit down.
Jiang Feng didn't pay attention to Peng Laosan, but looked at the other fish thieves who were caught, and said lightly: "There will be a lucky one among you, I will let him go back, there is only one place, you choose carefully."
No one could figure out what Jiang Feng meant, they all looked at each other, and no one believed that Jiang Feng, the demon, would be so kind to let someone go back.
"Look at the fart, what Director Jiang said, it's false, it's to let one of you choose to go back and report the news" The second bald man scolded and explained, turned to look at Jiang Feng, and said with a smile: "What, Director Jiang, do I understand?" βγ
"That's right, one hundred points" Jiang Feng pumped. Smoke and the second bald man made a joke.
"I'll Go"
"It's my turn".
When these people heard that they could have a chance to go back, they were all very happy, no one wanted to be like Peng Laosan, there were not many good doors in the hands of these black-skinned dogs, could they not rob them if they had this opportunity? Although everyone is an ancestral clan brother, but the water of Honghu Lake, the waves are beating the waves, who can't get cheap? .
"Stay on the side, you know who to report to, just rob blindly, what's the use of robbing fart?". A big fat man covered in snow-white fat shouted sharply.
"Stop!" Jiang Feng stopped their mad dog-like scramble, looked at the big fat man's broad body and the thin meat like meat oil, and said in his heart that this is really a good piece of writing material. immediately smiled and said: "Tell me who to report, that's right, this quota is yours, what's your name?" βγ
The big fat man cowered and dodged a little, and stumbled: "My name is Peng Jiao, it should be, yes, I brought a letter to the little aunt and grandmother with red makeup, do you say yes?" βγ
Jiang Feng smiled harmlessly, nodded and said, "Peng Jiao, a good name, holding stinky feet, that's what it means?" βγ
The crowd burst into laughter, all amused by Jiang Feng's explanation. That Peng JiΔo blushed and didn't know whether he should cry or laugh, anyway, laughing was uglier than crying.
Jiang Feng was like a gentle professor, teaching step by step: "Your comprehension ability is good, and your children can be taught, this errand is yours." You must pass the news in place, if you delay for a moment, your companions will suffer for a moment more, and you don't want them to suffer enough and go back and hang you on the house to beat you, right? βγ
"You, don't worry, γγγ don't worry, I'll γγγ non-stop" Nasal Jiao nodded again and again, and the fat on his body trembled.
Jiang Feng smiled slightly, waved his hand and said, "You come to the side of the boat, and I will give you the letter."
Peng Jiao was still a little afraid, and he didn't dare to come over, Feng Chong shouted violently: "Let you come over, didn't you hear?" Waiting for water, isn't it? βγ
The fat man couldn't bear Peng Chong's scare, and immediately moved his trembling body to the side of the boat.
Jiang Feng ordered: "Old Hao, open the handcuff."
"Hmm" Hao Tianlong nodded, took the hand pin key from a police officer, and helped Peng Jiao open the handcuff. Peng Jiao suddenly felt very relaxed, smiling sweetly and sourly, with a taste like first love.
Director Jiang gestured to Zhao Shengjun... After a pause, he said proudly: "Come on!" βγ
Zhao Shengjun held back a wicked smile and handed over a tube of specially selected black sΓ¨ large thick pen, Jiang Feng looked at Hao Tianlong and said, "Pick up my clothes!" βγ
Director Jiang gave an order, and the wolf-like police officers pounced on him, and then the howl like killing a pig sounded, Peng Jiao seemed to have encountered a bandit who intended to be violent, and he grabbed the corner of his clothes to protect his innocence, but where can he keep it? . It didn't take long for it to be stripped naked, and the small parts shrunk into a ball of violence in front of everyone's eyes, causing a lot of laughter.
Jiang Feng looked at the tearful Peng Jiao, shook his wrist and said with a faint smile: "Don't be afraid, no one likes men here, come, turn around, it'll be fine immediately."
Peng JiaoyΓΉ cried without tears, turned his back, turned his back to Jiang Feng, covered the small parts that were still trembling in front of him with both hands, trembling, yΓΉ cried without tears.
Jiang Feng took a big thick pen and began to write on his fat and snow-white body: Your Excellency with red makeup is like meeting: I have heard that Jun is the benchmark of the Songjiang police circle, and the example of the characters in Hecheng, and he is the master of the women who do not let the eyebrows, and how many seven-foot men are ashamed. The wind has admired for a long time, and there has long been a sense of visiting, but the vulgar things are redundant, and I am separated from you by a water, so I haven't seen it, which is really a pity!
Today's season, the mouth is soaked in spring and Jingming,
On the occasion of the beautiful season of fish and water, I wish to hunt on the water with the red makeup political committee, and wait for the good news on the mouth of the wind.
Jiang Feng finished dragging the text, and he had already written from Peng Jiao's shoulder to the ass balls, and there was really no place to write anymore, Director Jiang was still unsatisfied, so he drew a big exclamation mark on Peng Jiao's fat ass and counted it as an epilogue.