When I arrived at the hotel in the evening, I opened the door of the conference room and started the Liangshan Rectification Movement and the second day of the team competition list discussion, the participants: all the heroes of Liangshan, everyone present in front of a bottle of 330ml Wahaha mineral water, Lu Junyi and Wu Yong are each hand a cup of hot tea, Wu Yong put his eyes on the bridge of his nose, very attentively looking at the manuscript in his hand.

The first agenda of the conference was delivered by Lu Junyi's brother, who cleared his throat and said: "Our Liangshan has a long history, as early as the Han Dynasty, ......"

I sweated, leaned over and lowered my voice and said, "Brother, let's talk briefly." ”

Lu Junyi nodded, and said: "Then let's start from a few years ago - it was the third year of Xuanhe, and in today's terms, it is the year 1122......"

I almost fell off the stage, was this a few years ago? Fortunately, it was not Qin Shi Huang who made the report. I smiled and said, "Brother, why don't we make it shorter?" ”

Lu Junyi glanced at me, patted the table lightly and said, "Then in a word, no matter who plays, whether they win or lose, we must play with the momentum of our Liangshan!" I held out my thumbs up and said yes.

I took out Xiao Rang's fictitious list and flicked it in my hand, and said, "Let's set the list of participants in the team competition tomorrow." Then I looked at Lin Chong, Lin Chong knew that he couldn't shirk the responsibility on his shoulders, so he stood up and turned to everyone and said, "Brothers, if you have no opinions, forgive me for taking the liberty - Lin will lead the team tomorrow." ”

Lin Chong's martial arts are world-famous, and modest and diluted, thinking that after the fire and Wang Lun, he gave up the top spot in Liangshan to Chao Gai, belonging to the kind of brother type who is far away from politics, and his character value is explosive and he is loved by everyone, and there is no disrespect in the whole mountain, when he said this, everyone responded happily: Very good.

Lin Chong was just about to sit down, and I hurriedly said: "Brother Chong, my brother still lacks understanding of your brothers, so let's do this with Brother Chong." ”

Lin Chong didn't shirk either, and pointed out to the seat: "Zhang Qing and Yang Zhi are two brothers, and they have to work. "These two people are both at the top of Tiangang, and they don't have any kung fu to say, everyone naturally has no opinion, I thought that it would be better for Tiangang to take charge of the team competition than this, Lin Chong and I wanted to go together, and then pointed to Zhang Shunna, Zhang Shun preemptively said: "I have discussed with the Ruan family brothers and participated in the individual competition." Lin Chong nodded, and then looked into the crowd.

At this time, Li Kui suddenly stepped forward and grabbed Lin Chong's hand and said, "Brother, count me as Tie Niu, Bai Yueli is really embarrassed to lose!" ”

Hu Sanniang stood up suddenly, and said angrily: "Brother Lin has a bias in doing things, our 108 brothers have always been able to weigh each other, why is it that you always go first when there is a good thing?" ”

Lin Chong said unhappily: "Why does the third sister talk like this? Are these people I selected inferior to you in kung fu or less qualified than you, just by ranking? ”

Hu Sanniang said: "I said the wrong thing, Brother Lin, don't be surprised, then I should always have a share of the remaining two places, right?" Seeing that everyone didn't speak, she laughed, knowing that everyone was taking her as a joke, she slapped the table and shouted, "Who is not convinced? ”

Many of the people present were caught by her immediately, and when she saw that the female tyrannosaurus was really hairy, she was very smart to shut her mouth, and even if she had the ability, she didn't want to be serious with a female streamer, so she really stopped for a while, and she said proudly: "Then I'll be on it tomorrow!" Li Kui reacted at this time, jumping on his feet and shouting: "Why are you up, I am the first to disagree!" Hu Sanniang and Li Kui had always had a disagreement, and said angrily at this moment: "Come on, raise your knife and prepare the horse." It seems that he is used to shouting, Li Kui also touched the back of his waist casually, and shouted: "I'm afraid you won't make it?" ”

Wu Yong hurriedly said: "Don't hurt and be angry, aren't there two places?" ”

The two people facing each other were stunned at the same time, and they both withdrew their postures in disdain, and then looked at Lin Chong together, and without waiting for him to say anything, I picked up the megaphone urn and said angrily: "Hey, two comrades, please be quiet, none of you can participate in tomorrow's game." ”

This time, the two of them were angry with each other, and they asked, "Why?" ”

"Iron Bull, you have lost the game this morning, and the list on our team and individual competition is different, so you can't appear in the field again."

Li Kui was dumbfounded after hearing this, Hu Sanniang glanced at him gloatingly, and then said, "I haven't lost - it's a shame." She immediately said to Tang Long, "I didn't mean you. Li Kuigan was angry and couldn't help it.

"Look at the photos!" I pointed to the location of the athlete's photo on the registration form and said to Hu Sanniang.

"What's wrong?" She still didn't understand.

"Although this face is as bright as a five-cylinder, you can't tell who is who," I said, "but you see that hairstyle is definitely a small flat head, and you must be willing to shave it like this!" ”

Hu Sanniang was suddenly demented, and after a long time, she asked, "Isn't it possible to wear a hood?" ”

I said, "If you wear a hood for your long hair, your face will be longer than your red horse, and it will look better if you have made it olive-shaped, and if you want to be big and small, you will become a holy fire—and there will be no suitable helmet for you, and ordinary helmets will be worn to protect your face and wear a cap on your head." ”

Hu Sanniang shuddered and said, "Then I won't be on it tomorrow." ”

The rest of the people are all staring at Lin Chong again, now only Dai Zong has no task in Tiangang Star, but Dai Zong is not good at fists and feet, so he was excluded, Lu Junyi said, it is about the honor of Liangshan, it cannot be equated with child's play, then the rest of the people who are pointed by Lin Chong means that at least in Lin Chong's eyes, he is the most capable of the 72 Earth Evils.

Everyone looked at Lin Chong with burning eyes, Lin Chong also looked at them one by one, his eyes swept on whoever was in high spirits, but among the remaining heroes, if you want to say whose kung fu is so strong that others have nothing to say, it is really hard to find, like a popular person such as Zhu Gui Duxing's skills but it is really not good, Lin Chong looked at it for a long time and suddenly said: "Brother Shiqian-"

Shi Qian was concentrating on peeling an apple and pear with a knife, and this situation didn't give him any place to think about with his toes, so Lin Zhong called him, Shi Qian was startled, the tip of the knife poked the back of his hand, and he sighed at the wound and said blankly: "Ah? ”

"How about you tomorrow?"

Shi Qian was stunned for a moment, the apple and pear in his hand fell, and Tang Long next to him quickly caught it with his hand and gnawed it with a click.

The heroes are all silent, because of the technical content, robbers and thieves have always despised each other since ancient times, so although the ranking of Shi Qian is not the last (also about the same), but the status has been hovering at the bottom of Liangshan, the heroes can't figure it out, they all look away, and say that Lin Chong will call whoever he calls next means that in his mind, who is as good as a thief, this kind of shameful thing is not done.

Lin Chong saw that people were all bowing their heads, avoiding him like a plague god, smiled slightly, and suddenly turned around and said, "Xiaoqiang-"

I was pinching a big horn and laughing to see how he ended, and he shouted at me, and I was startled like a time change, and said loudly, "Huh? I only heard a long and loud echo of "ahhhhh

Lin Chong covered his ears, frowned and said, "You'll be okay tomorrow, right?" Come along with us. ”

The heroes all laughed: "Yes, yes, Xiaoqiang is the most suitable." "It's really expected!"

I put down the horn and said, "Brother, be kind!" ”

Lin Chong approached me with a smile and whispered, "Don't you understand, I basically don't need you to play." ”

I'm right at a glance, Lin Chong, Yang Zhi, Zhang Qing, if the opponent has the strength to fight these three, then in fact, it doesn't make sense for others to play, anyway, it's all decoration, and now I and Shi Qian can "convince the public". It seems that this is the only way to go.

I took out the list and said, "Then let's match the names of the people, Brother Chong, you come to Lin Sheng, Brother Zhang Qing, you come to Li Xin, Brother Yang Zhi, you are Wang Quan." ”

Xiao Rang wondered for a while and said, "Is there such a name?" ”

I looked at the word and said, "That's Wang Gong." ”

Xiao Rang said disdainfully: "That word is pronounced Tong (copper)!" "I'm ashamed.

At this time, as soon as the door of the conference room opened, Baozi poked his head in, saw that the black pressure was sitting in a crowd, and greeted: "It's all here-when can you finish your work?" ”

I said into the horn, "What's the matter, come in!" "The bun head with just one face looks quite scary, and it will be much better when she comes in.

Baozi said: "You do your business first, I saw a few wedding shops nearby, and I want you to accompany me to shop." ”

Zhang Shunqi said: "What is a wedding dress? ”

Hu Sanniang glared at him and said, "It's the wedding dress." ”

Baozi: "San'er is also here, let's go together later." ”

Hu Sanniang said gloomily: "I'm not going." ”

I saw that the meeting would not be able to be opened in the presence of the buns, so I walked out and said, "Then so be it, let's meet in the hall at half past seven tomorrow." ”

Zhang Shun said happily: "Xiaoqiang is going to marry a daughter-in-law?" This should be celebrated, let's drink ......" As soon as he said a word, he knew that he had made a taboo, and hurriedly stopped.

I saw that everyone was really happy for me, and said with a smile: "Drink, drink, each person is limited to one and a half catties." ”

The bridal shops that Baozi said are not mainly engaged in wedding dresses at all, just put them in the window to make a look, go in and see, not only the price is expensive, but also the dust is covered with it, so we don't even have the heart to try, a few stores were soon finished by us, I held her hand, took advantage of the night to eat, and walked slowly. Across the road, an acquaintance encountered something very embarrassing, and I couldn't help but be happy at the sight. Bao Ziqi said: "What are you laughing at?" He glanced at the other side as well.

On the other side of the road, a beautiful girl was blocked by three drunks, the girl was stopped by the hippie smiling drunk, it seemed that she wanted to take advantage of it, the girl had black and smooth hair, a pair of charming single phoenix eyes, but she had not yet squinted - the female leader of the crescent.

Do you say that these men did not die?

But Baozi was anxious when she saw it, and she took out two bricks from under a telephone booth very experienced, handed me one, and said anxiously: "Go!" ”

I grabbed her, leaned on the railing on the side of the road, and said unhurriedly, "I'll invite you to watch a movie." ”

Baozi said inexplicably: "What movie?" ”

"Pain!"

But after watching the female team leader for a while, she didn't say anything about beating people, but she had a good temper and wanted to leave, and the three drunks surrounded her, making small movements, but there was no big breakthrough. Baozi pinched me and said, "Why are you like this, and you still don't go to help?" ”

I thought to myself, I went over to listen to what they were saying, so I led the buns across the road and made do with them a little forward, but the female team leader saw me at a glance and waved excitedly and shouted: "Brother, they bullied me." ”

I was stupid all at once, called a kiss, I wondered if I really had such a sister, when I searched for a trace of pride and cunning in her eyes, I finally understood: this little girl wants to yin me, wants to pull me into the water.

I should have deduced from her performance tricks that this little girl was a true little fox, and when she shouted this, the three drunks took it seriously, pointed their bottles at my nose and warned, "You don't meddle with your business!" I innocently said, "I don't care, just see." ”

Taking advantage of this time, the female team leader ran out of the encirclement very unjustly, and said to me with a smile as she walked: "Brother, beat them hard." "Look at her clear eyes and the silver bell-like voice, pure as Tarzan and his sister, as if she has just entered this hustle and bustle in the big forest for decades, who would have thought that her face is like a peach and plum, and her heart is like a snake and scorpion, it is estimated that no matter who beats who in this situation now, she can laugh until she cramps. Those three stupid bs looked straight at me in a daze, and then unconsciously surrounded me, how wronged I am! The bun flashed out from behind me at this time, holding the brick and gritting his teeth, "Who dares to shoot the old lady to death." ”

One guy squinted drunken and said, "Hey, another chick, it's pretty strong, I like it." Another interface said, "It's just ugly." Finally, the head with red hairs on his head Heheyin smiled and said, "It's okay, it's the same when the lights are turned off......

Before he finished speaking, I had already smashed a brick on his head, my little brother Qiang is a little skinless and faceless, but people always have principles, my principles are very simple, bully me woman: no.

Encountering such a scum, Baozi's face was also angry and white, while I patted the red-haired head on the brick, she also kicked the lifeblood of this scum, Baozi likes to wear boots, that is, the tip of the shoe is an acute angle that looks very painful, the red hairy head is hit by the brick crotch on the middle foot, the body is instantly arched into a shrimp ball, the eye socket is outward, and there is a soul-destroying "oh-" sound.

"Cool?" I grabbed his hair and knocked his head into a super bass on the iron railing, the red hair froze on the ground, the bun cheered, rushed up like a little girl who saw candy and tapped the red hair's belly with the tip of his shoe, and scolded while nodding: "bin Laden (lamp) bin Laden, I have a pig's head and want to be a Muslim!" ”

The red-haired accomplice was stunned for a few seconds before rushing up with the bottle, and the bun kicked the fart so hard that I could only stand in front of her, and immediately hit a bottle on my arm.

"Stop fighting." A voice said coldly, the female leader came back at some point, and she calmly said to the two drunks, "Wait a minute." Then she took the bricks in my and Baozi's hands, put them on the railing, and split the brick powder on the floor like a mung bean cake, and one of the drunks couldn't help but say, "It can't be fake, right?" ”

The female team leader's legs moved, and the wine bottle in the drunken's hand was broken in two, and the female team leader stomped her feet to clean the glass slag on her shoes, squinting her eyes and asking the two of them, "Are you still fighting?" ”

It is said that the paralysis of alcohol is easy for people to do stupid things, but it is not reflected in these two people at all, and the two of them shake their heads like willow branches in a typhoon.

Then the four of us stood against the railing, watching the bun kick the red hair for a while, and then the three drunks said goodbye to us with tears.

Baozi was already in a good mood at this time, took out a tissue to wipe the sweat on his forehead, bought a bottle of ice water on the side of the road, and sighed after a few sips: "Oops, I'm tired." She drank all the water, and then looked at the two of us who were a little embarrassed and said, "You know each other?" ”

The female team leader and I didn't know what to say, one nodded and the other shook his head, and the bun was suspicious: "What the hell is going on with the two of you?" ”

The female team leader pulled the bun aside, whispered something to her, and glanced back at me a few times while talking, and the bun listened to the music: "Haha, sister, don't go to your heart, he is so virtuous." ”

I lit a cigarette and squatted on the road to smoke, feeling excluded by these two women, and I was very depressed. After a while, the female team leader came over alone, and it seemed that she wanted to kick me, but after thinking about it, she patted me on the shoulder, stretched out her hand to me and said, "Qiangzi, right?" My name is Tong Yuan, and the previous things have been written off, so we don't know each other. ”

I took her hand and looked at it for a long time, and sighed, "Why is there no dead skin at all?" ”

Tong Yuan withdrew her hand, glared at me, and greeted Baozi affectionately: "Sister Baozi-"

Baozi came over and grabbed her arm, the two of them called it affectionate, and Baozi said, "Sister, your hands and feet are hard enough." ”

Tong Yuan was a little embarrassed and said, "I've practiced since I was a child." ”

At this time, I finally had the opportunity to ask: "Why didn't you send those three gangsters earlier, are you just good at splitting bricks?" ”

Tong Yuan smiled and said: "We who practice martial arts are to provoke less right and wrong, and try not to do anything if we can, and we are learning the bodyguard profession, we must learn to lurk, not to expose in front of people, otherwise it will become an ornament." ...... just now," Tong Yuan suddenly said to me, "I didn't know that you were still followed by Sister Baozi just now, otherwise I wouldn't have made such a joke with you, and I owe you a favor." ”

"Jokes?" I rubbed my arm and shouted, "Do you know it's going to kill you?" ”

Speaking of this, Tong Yuan looked me up and down and said, "Do you know kung fu at all, why do you fight like a hooligan?" ”

Baozi smiled: "You're not the first person to say that about him." ”

I said: "It won't be the last one either." ”

Tong Yuan pulled the bun and said, "Sister, your conditions are so good, follow me to learn kung fu." ”

I pulled the bun into my arms, glared at Tong Yuan and said, "Don't you think the world is chaotic enough?" ”

……

At half past 7 o'clock the next day, I and the heroes set off to the stadium on time, 300 has been received by the organizing committee early and in place, Lin Chong honked the horn prompt to the designated place for the draw, I used this time to find the chairman of the organizing committee, and told him that because of special circumstances, our team wanted to change someone, and replaced a person named Zhou Tingmeng (Zhou Tong + Jiao Ting + Tong Meng) with Xiao Qiang, that is, I - I don't want to live the second half of my life with this name. Before I could explain my reason, the chairman said kindly, "Well, I'd love to see your iron seal, too." ”……

Then I took the note specially approved by the organizing committee and returned to the VIP seat, Lin Chong has come back, today's match table is all group to group, Lin Chongle handed me the list and said: "It's not that the enemy doesn't get together." "I smiled when I saw it, and the opponent was the Jingwu Free Fighting Club.

Next, the list of players must be arranged, once the list is scheduled, it cannot be changed, and the players must play in order, which is to prevent the two teams from intriguing in the order of the players, and finally make the competition not like the competition and chess not like chess.

I took the list and vaguely remembered the scene of playing the king of fighters in my childhood......

At that time, if the level of heads-up with people is similar, the order of appearance is really important, I usually choose a more eye-catching one first, such as Ignorant Fire Dance, Athena Athena, go up to test the enemy's firepower, and then the grass pheasant can get one or two moves in a row, and hide the boss Ruka to press the formation, generally I discharge such a lineup, and no one in our area is not afraid.

In today's situation, I will undoubtedly save it as a hidden mission to the end, but this time whoever clears the level and sees me, then the surprise will be great......

Yang Zhi first volunteered to take the lead, Zhang Qing followed, Yi Lin Chong meant not to give the opponent any chance to play third, Shi Qian said in a shrieked voice: "Don't pay brother, let me also go up and make a debut." ”

I whispered in Lin Chong's ear: "Let him go, we just need to lose a ......"

Our game was arranged at 8:40, we were in the No. 5 ring just held a game, Cangzhou Hongyue Wu School against Shanxi Datong Yucai Wenwu School, if it weren't for the kindness of Cangzhou people, Shanxi people would have been looking for teeth all over the ground, this group of old Xi'er with blue nose and swollen face heard that we are also Yucai, and gave us encouragement: "Come on brother, strive to drag it to the 5th game......" It seems that the Yucai are relatively unscored, and the referee also said: "How can there be another Yucai, just the first round of 4 Yucai." ”

I asked, "How's the battle going?" ”

The referee took away our list and said, "Three have been eliminated, and you have added a fourth." ”

Me: "......"

The referee put the list aside and said loudly: "Both sides of the game: Jingwu Free Fighting will be Yucai Wenwu School, the list of players will be checked correctly, the leaders of both sides will salute, and the game will start immediately." ”

The big man on the opposite side was wearing a black armor, and walked over with a sneer, although Lin Chong is the backbone of our side, but the official leader of Yucai is still me, I can only go forward and pretend to hug him with a fist, Yang Zhi and the people of the Jingwu Association in the ring have already stood up, and the referee has seen the scene and left, waving his hand down, signaling the start of the game.

The big man didn't return to the team immediately after seeing the salute, he carried me on the shoulder, turned his back to the referee and whispered: "The surname Xiao, you are dead!" ”

I said, "Not necessarily, right?" ”

The guy smirked: "Do you believe that your people can't even see the fourth of us?" "The implication is that Yucai will definitely be knocked out of the game.

Before I could speak, I heard the referee behind me shouting: "The first game of the Jingwu Free Fighting Match of Yucai Wenwu School, Wang Quansheng of Yucai Wenwu School!" ”

I glanced at the big guy with his mouth wide open and couldn't close it, then I turned around and said to the referee with disdain: "That word is pronounced!" ”

(To be continued)