"Brother Chao, many boys pursue me, please me, give me luxury cars, and give me precious gifts, but let me tell you, I didn't attract bees and butterflies, I didn't accept any man's pursuit, I was very innocent, I never kissed, hugged, and slept with a man." Wu Xianglu said seriously, "I took the initiative to hug you tonight, that's because I like you, I fall in love with you." Love, you have to say it out loud, you have to let you know, but please don't look down on me, okay? ”

"Xianglu, I didn't look down on you, it's my fault today, it's me who wants to sleep with you, it's not you, please don't be angry." Liu Chao said apologetically.

"Big pervert, if you think beautifully, I won't let you succeed......" Wu Xianglu said with disgust.

"Then you rest early, I'll go back to school." Liu Chao took the opportunity to leave.

"Shall I drive you?" Wu Xianglu also felt that it was inappropriate to invite Liu Chao in again.

"No need, I'll call back." Liu Chao said.

"Alright then, goodbye, my sullen super brother." Wu Xianglu said softly.

"Sullen?" Liu Chao almost fell.

When I returned to school, I had already finished studying at night.

Liu Chao naturally returned to the dormitory directly, Wang Jun hadn't slept yet, lying on the bed reading a newspaper, and when he saw Liu Chao coming back, he got up with a bone, invited Liu Chao to the bed and sat down, pointed to the bank robbery reported in the newspaper, and said indignantly: "Brother Chao is a book-read-novel xstxt, this hero must be you?" The beauty protected by the hero must be Wu Luxiang, your hero saves the beauty, purely to occupy the two school flowers. ”

Liu Chao didn't seem to hear Wang Jun's words, and sighed and said, "Alas...... You say, don't you feel like I'm a little sullen? ”

Wang Jun was stunned, and then couldn't help but smile, "Do you need to talk about this?" I've never seen a more sullen man than you, you're the most sullen in the world. ”

"Nonsense, how can I be the most sullen stuff in the world?" Liu Chao touched his forehead and said.

"Oh my God, you don't have such a consciousness, in the past, when you didn't show the dew, you walked with your head down, but your eyes were focused on any beautiful woman who passed by you, do you think I can't see it? Also, that time the two of us went to the movies, obviously there was a beautiful woman sitting on my right, but you forcibly occupied my place, I secretly observed you, and found that you didn't watch the movie at all, and it was all about that beauty. You say, you are not sullen, who is sullen? Wang Jun said with a smile.

"Is there such a thing? I don't remember. Liu Chao's old face turned red instantly, and he couldn't help but think of the last time Wang Yun tempted him, if he hadn't gone out to buy condoms, he would have really made a big fool, could it be that he was really sullen?

"Brother Chao, it's useless if you don't admit it, in fact, there's nothing to be sullen, sullen is not good at pursuing girls, and you don't dare to confide the love in your heart, but you are very good, and you can make girls take the initiative to confide their love to you. No, Zhou Nan has become your girlfriend, and Wu Xianglu took the initiative to pursue you...... You're trying to dominate all the beauties in the school. Wang Jun said bitterly.

"But I can only marry one wife." Liu Chao said with a sigh.

"Brother Chao, your thinking is really outdated, since history, the more capable a man is, the more beautiful he can have. The ancient emperor, the seventy-two concubines of the three palaces and six courtyards, and the modern rich man, that is not a lot of rhyme. I heard that Wu Xianglu has three mothers. Wang Jun said.

"Three mothers? Impossible, right? Liu Chao was stunned, his face full of suspicion.

"There are really three mothers, the situation is like this, Wu's father divorced twice, and Wu Xianglu was born to his third wife. I heard that Wu's father's two ex-wives did not remarry, but still lived in Wu's father's house, and Wu's father was also very good to them. Therefore, Father Wu is still a successful man with moderation. Wu Xianglu also admires her father very much, and the reason why she took the initiative to pursue you after knowing that you have a girlfriend like Zhou Nan is because of the influence of her father. Wang Jun analyzed matter-of-factly.

"you, Wu Xianglu is not the kind of person you think, she is so innocent. Father Wu is also a good man, and in law, he has always had only one wife! Liu Chao said seriously.

"Brother Chao, you honestly explain, did you go on a date with Wu Xianglu again tonight? Don't let Zhou Nan know, I don't think Zhou Nan can accept you stepping on two boats for the time being. Wang Jun said to himself.

"I'm tired of dating." Liu Chao lay down on the bed and said angrily.

"Exhausted? God, did you go to bed? Wang Jun said shockingly.

"Go to Mao's bed, the Golden Supreme Hotel is on fire, and I am so anxious to save people...... Liu Chao said.

"God, you're Gecko Man?" Wang Jun jumped up and said.

"What's all the fuss? Wash and sleep. Liu Chaofeng said lightly, turned over and got up, and went into the bathroom to take a bath.

But Wang Jun was in an extreme shock, and his heart was beating wildly, it turned out that Brother Chao not only had the same strength as Li Yuanba, but also could swim on the wall like a gecko. It's a pity that I'm too old to cultivate, but my future children must worship Brother Chao as a teacher......

This night, Wang Jun did not sleep well.

Liu Chao is also a little crushed, has been recalling what happened today, and his ears have been echoing what Wu Xianglu said, and he gradually realized that he really looked down on Wu Xianglu before, she is not the kind of open and promiscuous character she thinks, but a bold, fiery and innocent character, as for ability, needless to say, seeing her 19 years old, managing such a luxurious five-star hotel can prove her excellence.

"Why do you always suspect that she wants to sleep with me? It turned out that my sullen personality was doing the trick. Liu Chao sighed, smiled bitterly, and finally fell asleep in a daze.

The next day, before dawn, Liu Chao went to the woods to train for two hours.

When he returned to the dormitory, he found that Wang Jun had just woken up and was holding his mobile phone and watching it with relish.

"Wang Jun, you are so bold that you dare to peek at my text messages?" Liu Chao said viciously.

"I see your phone ringing, just take a look, it turns out that you have several girlfriends, I want to kill you and save countless beauties who are in dire straits......" Wang Jun threw his mobile phone on the bed, stretched out his hands and viciously pinched Liu Chao's neck, but Liu Chao fell to the bed at once.

Liu Chao picked up the mobile phone and looked at it, and an embarrassed look appeared on his face.

There were four text messages in the past two hours just now, one of which was Wang Yun's, "Husband, get up, you slacker." My wife ordered you, after the college entrance examination is over, fill in the volunteers, and roll back to Yanjing for me, I miss you......"

He immediately replied: "My husband misses you too, and I will return to Yanjing soon." Kiss one. ”

The second letter turned out to be the little witch Luo Li's, "Brother Liu Chao, now that I have a mobile phone, I can't even pinch it." You used to say I was so cute, so you gave me the watermelon, right? At most, people should be your wife. If you can't bear it, then tell me your account number and I'll transfer the money to your account......"

Liu Chao smiled, it must be that the little witch had no way to find out who stole the jade watermelon, so she had no choice but to buy it with money.

However, when the little witch sent this text message, she must have broken a few tables, right?

Without hesitation, he replied: "I won't sell watermelons, you better return the watermelons to me as soon as possible, that's my wife!" ”

The third letter is, of course, sent by Zhou Nan, "Are you up?" My parents didn't ask me about you, or even call my cousin, apparently intending to settle accounts after the fall. The sky is approaching, the storm is coming soon, I'm ready, are you ready? ”

Liu Chao replied with a smile: "I am ready, I am not afraid of any wind and rain......"

The fourth letter was sent by Wu Xianglu, "Brother Chao, I thought about it all night, although you are very attentive, very greedy, and very sullen, but I really have no way to forget you, I decided, I still want to be your girlfriend!" During this time, you have given me too much impact, not only won the World Memory Championship, but also restrained the robbers, disappeared from the rooftop, and even the gecko man of the Golden Supreme Hotel......"

Liu Chao's head was a little dizzy, but his heartbeat suddenly accelerated, because he could feel that Wu Xianglu really liked him this time, after serious consideration, did he accept, accept, or accept?

After settling down, he continued to look down: "Brother Chao, if it weren't for you, I would have been robbed by robbers a long time ago, or I would have been burned to death by fire, even if I hadn't burned to death, I would definitely be as crippled as the principal, miserable to the extreme." So, I'm going to be your woman and serve you for the rest of my life, hehe, isn't it very moving......"

Liu Chao's face showed disbelief, and he grabbed Wang Jun's chest, who was looking at him with a fairy-like gaze, and asked angrily, "What?" The headmaster is crippled? ”

Wang Jun's expression became gloomy, "Brother Chao, you are so sullen, it turns out that you still want to win the principal!" However, the principal had an accident, and while driving home, he was hit by a container truck, and his right lower leg was amputated, and he was no longer below the knee. The hateful thing is that the principal's doctor's boyfriend, who came back from studying in the Japanese country, originally wanted to marry the principal, but when he saw that the principal had become crippled, he only went to the hospital once to see him, and he never appeared again, and his phone number was changed, which hit the principal very hard. ”

"When did this happen?" Liu Chao's eyes were moist, what a beautiful principal, how many women were jealous and envious of those slender legs, and how many men were obsessed and crazy about it, but now there is only one leg left, and the principal doesn't know how sad it will be? The reason why her grades have improved by leaps and bounds is all due to her guidance.

"It was the day the World Memory Championship started, so I didn't tell you at the time." Wang Jun said gloomily.

"I went to the hospital to see the principal." Liu Chao let go of Wang Jun and strode out of the door.

"Wait for me, I'll go with you." Wang Jun chased after him.