Chapter 309: Clever Tricks Back to the County Party Committee
Chapter 309 Clever tricks back to the county party committee Zhongyuan Xiaosheng took the old man who called himself Chen Banxian in Wanzi Township, and when he walked to the door of Zhang Muyun's house, Chen Banxian had the intention of retreating, and his tone, which was still very hard, softened suddenly, and said, "Original secretary, I'll tell you the truth. My little ability is okay in our Wanzi Township, but it won't work in the county. You'd better let me go back. I have never seen the secretary of the county party committee in my life, and if it is exposed in a while, won't you even be involved? ”
Yuan Xiaosheng smiled and said, "Master Chen, I might as well tell you directly." Today, you have to go, and if you don't go, you have to go. This is a political task. As he spoke, he patted Chen Banxian on the back and comforted: "It's okay, the secretary of the county party committee is also a human being, you just treat him as your village head, just say whatever you want, and use all your skills to shoot yellow, cheat yellow, and ask for yellow, and say that you leaked your mouth, isn't there still me to carry it for you, what are you afraid of." ”
Chen Banxian smiled unnaturally, the corners of his mouth twitched, and said, "The original secretary, but the person is not our village chief after all." This will be in case of ......" grabbed Yuan Xiaosheng's hand, put it on his chest, and said: "You touch, you touch, I haven't seen anyone yet, my chest is jumping hard." You'd better spare me, please be smart. As he spoke, he prepared to smear the soles of his feet with oil and slip away.
Yuan Xiaosheng grabbed his wrist and was silent for a moment, feeling that with the current state of this self-proclaimed Chen Banxian, he would really be exposed when he saw Zhang Muyun. This is also something that was not thought of beforehand.
After settling down with Luo Dangren, Yuan Xiaosheng asked Luo Dangren to pay attention to whether there were any "talents" in this area in the township, and he really found one in two days, which was the Chen Banxian next to him. This Chen Banxian is also well-known in the township. It's not that he is clever in his means, but that he is good at observing words and feelings, and grasping people's psychology.
For example, the daughter-in-law of the owner lost her earrings and came to him to calculate. He didn't calculate it first, he talked to the visitor first, and he knew the daily life rules of the visitor by pulling and pulling. For example, the daughter-in-law of the owner is usually diligent at home, and she does not go out of the door all day, and she does not step out of the second door, which is to take care of housework. He pretended to pinch it, and then said to the daughter-in-law of the owner: "Well, it's done, next to the pot table, behind the water tank, go back and find it." "Needless to say, I'll definitely find it when I go back. After a long time, Chen Banxian's reputation spread, and whoever had a happy event would also find him to count the days. In fact, he doesn't know anything, just flip through the yellow calendar. It is a good day on the yellow calendar, so it is said to be a good day, and I don't know what the eight characters of birth, yin and yang are combined.
Although Yuan Xiaosheng also knew that he was a half-ass, Yuan Xiaosheng didn't believe in these gods and gods, so he called him here. Together with Luo Dangren, he discussed with Chen Banxian for a long time, and he explained the matter clearly. Chen Banxian didn't agree at first. Yuan Xiaosheng provoked him with words, and after a few provocations, he agreed.
"Master Chen, otherwise. Let's have a bite to eat first, and you can calm your mood. After eating, let's go again, what do you think? "At this juncture, Yuan Xiaosheng can only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor.
Chen Banxian still had a difficult face, and I was afraid that he was also a little jealous of Yuan Xiaosheng, the head of Wanzi Township, so he reluctantly agreed.
During the meal, Yuan Xiaosheng was really helpless, and simply said to this Chen Banxian: "Master Chen, let me tell you, in fact, you don't have to be afraid of anything at all. Generally, this kind of thing, the leader is unwilling to let people know, even if you are wrong, he will not publicize it, let alone treat you badly. It's just that I won't use you anymore. Let your heart be one hundred and twenty. ”
Chen Banxian also expressed his worries and said: "You said that if I miscalculated for others, they wouldn't let the people from the police station trouble me." This is a superstitious activity! I don't care, the point is that I'm afraid of affecting the children. If someone is caught, the children will not be able to raise their heads in the future. ”
Yuan Xiaosheng smiled and explained: "What you said was many years ago, and no one cares about this now." Besides, who can say so clearly about the gods and ghosts. Even many great scientists abroad believe in various gods, let alone those of us. As he spoke, he re-explained the things he had explained to Chen Banxian when he came.
This Chen Banxian seemed to have regained his confidence, nodded and said, "Secretary Yuan, don't worry." I won't let you down. ”
The person who opened the door to Yuan Xiaosheng was a woman in her fifties. The woman's face was pale, her body was slightly bloated, she was wearing silk clothes, and she was loosely drooping on her body, and when she saw Yuan Xiaosheng, she was stunned for a moment and asked, "Who are you looking for?" ”
At this time, Zhang Muyun also came out of it, and Yuan Xiaosheng called Auntie Hello, so he hurriedly stretched out his hand to shake Zhang Muyun's hand, and said, "Secretary Zhang, I'm really sorry to disturb you on Sunday." ”
Zhang Muyun was very kind, and while smiling and letting Yuan Xiaosheng go home, he looked at Chen Banxian behind him with his eyes, and asked Yuan Xiaosheng: "I don't seem to have seen this person, it's a fellow countryman." ”
Although Chen Banxian had a good time at home when he came, he still looked like an old man, which inevitably made Zhang Muyun call him a "fellow".
Yuan Xiaosheng deliberately pretended to be embarrassed and smiled and said, "Don't dare to hide it from Secretary Zhang, this Master Chen is actually a Mr. Shanlinfeng." One of my classmates has been having a bad time in business lately, so I asked him to come over and have a look. After speaking, he quietly observed Zhang Muyun's face.
Zhang Muyun's face became solemn, but he didn't say anything. Yuan Xiaosheng knew that Zhang Muyun still cared a little about himself. After all, there aren't many people who come to socialize. I only met occasionally in Wang Yunping's office, that is, to say hello, and there was no personal relationship at all.
After a pause, Yuan Xiaosheng deliberately pinched it again and said, "Actually...... Master Chen also used to show it to County Magistrate Wang. At first, I didn't believe it, but then many things came true, and I couldn't help it. ”
Seeing that Zhang Muyun was still sitting there and meditating, Yuan Xiaosheng knew that there might be a door for this matter today, so he simply added a dose of fierce medicine to Zhang Muyun and said: "It was probably in March and April this year, Master Chen came over and told County Magistrate Wang that there are signs of yellowing in the Niangniang River, and the county lord of Hewan County may have a bloody disaster. I was right next to it. Later, he told Secretary Sun about his mouth, but he was scolded by Secretary Sun. ”
Zhang Muyun sighed, looking at Yuan Xiaosheng and became interested, but he was still very cautious and asked, "Is there such a thing?" ”
Yuan Xiaosheng saw that Zhang Muyun was gradually entering the set, so he said mysteriously: "A celestial phenomenon like the yellowing of the Niangniang River can't be seen by our mortal eyes. As you know, the Niangniang River has a relatively slow flow in our Hewan County, and it is almost crystal clear all year round. Who would have thought that Master Chen would say yellowing. I'm also puzzled. Later, when I arrived in Wanzi Township, I asked Master Chen, and Master Chen told me that the mountain is blessed, the water is the main murderer, and the yellowing of the water is actually a false yellow, which is the background of blood, not the real yellow, and it is a harbinger of disaster. ”
Since Zhang Muyun is superstitious about feng shui, he naturally has a certain amount of research on feng shui, and as soon as he heard Yuan Xiaosheng's words, what he said was reasonable, so he put aside Yuan Xiaosheng, stood up, walked to Chen Banxian, stretched out his hand and smiled: "Hello Master Chen, Master Chen has a high birthday this year?" ”
In fact, Chen Banxian is also in his sixties, about ten years older than Zhang Muyun, and asking Gao Shou is obviously a compliment.
As soon as he saw that Zhang Muyun began to fight with Chen Banxian, Yuan Xiaosheng knew that Zhang Muyun had been tricked, but he still sweated in his heart, in case this Chen Banxian couldn't hold it and behaved like a low-minded person, his well-designed plan would inevitably be ruined because of this.
Maybe it was Yuan Xiaosheng's instigation just now that played a role, Chen Banxian didn't show excessive enthusiasm and lowliness, and slowly got up from the sofa, I don't know if it was nervous or intentional, but he said something that made Yuan Xiaosheng almost faint. Chen Banxian stood up and shook Zhang Muyun's hand, looked at Zhang Muyun's hand, and greeted: "Hello county master!" ”
How is the county magistrate?! This Chen Banxian still thinks that he lives in a feudal society. Yuan Xiaosheng hurriedly stepped forward and introduced: "Master Chen, this is our ......" Yuan Xiaosheng's words were not finished, and he was blocked by Zhang Muyun's hand. Zhang Muyun asked with a straight face: "Master Chen, why do you call me the county master?" ”
In fact, Zhang Muyun still has a ghost in his heart. According to the study and decision of the city party committee, he was only temporarily asked to preside over the overall work of the county, but there was no intention of correcting him. The municipal party committee mainly considers that Zhang Muyun is old on the one hand, and on the other hand, Zhang Muyun has always lacked courage, and if he wants to stabilize Hewan County temporarily, Zhang Muyun may be a good hand, but to build Hewan County in a big way, and let Hewan County take off the poverty hat, I am afraid it is not something he can do. However, the municipal party committee may definitely tell him this meaning as well, Zhang Muyun. It is normal for Zhang Muyun to want to have a good name.
Master Chen smiled, and he didn't call the county master anymore, and said, "Secretary Zhang, are you ...... now?" It's still a deputy position. This was said by Yuan Xiaosheng to Chen Banxian. Zhang Muyun nodded and did not speak. Chen Banxian continued: "Since it is a deputy position, it cannot be regarded as a county master, at most it can be regarded as a second master. Why do I call you grandpa? Because judging from your face, you may have a late ......" said and stopped, let go of Zhang Muyun's hand, and pretended to pinch for a long time, and continued: "From your face, it can be roughly seen that your physiognomy is the number of six animals, that is, cows, horses, sheep, chickens, pigs, and dogs. The so-called number of six animals is mostly a late bloomer and a handsome seal is difficult to appear. I just took a look at Secretary Zhang's face, and found that Secretary Zhang's Yintang always had a faint spiritual light......" After a pause, he said with a look of embarrassment: "It's a pity that ......" said half of it but didn't say it.
Yuan Xiaosheng watched from the sidelines, and he held back a belly of laughter, almost holding back his internal injuries, and he could only listen with a very serious appearance.