Chapter Eighty-Four: The Noisy Way Home

How long does it take to get from Shencheng to Spring City? Between the two is the Shenchun Expressway G60, with a total length of 2,730 kilometers. With the energy and physical strength of Ao Tang, he can drive for 20 hours a day, and the whole journey will be at high speed in one day.

But in order to sell the silver dollar, he had to leave the highway and slowly toss around the downtown area of an unfamiliar city, looking for an antique coin market. Some cities are also very congested, just the traffic jam will waste an hour or two, and the antique shops also have business hours, sometimes in the middle of the night to a certain city, have to wait for dawn, and finally calculate the average cost of five or six hours in each city.

As a result, he left Shencheng on the afternoon of the 23rd, and did not approach Chuncheng until the evening of the 28th. On the way, not only did Mi Lu call every day to ask, but the school counselors called a few times, and the winter vacation was only until the 26th, and the school had already started.

Ao Tang politely asked the counselor for leave on the phone, but by now, he has felt that college life is dispensable, but the habitual surname for many years is still continuing.

"There's Spring City ahead." Two little octopuses crawl around in the car, looking out the window from time to time, and it is a novel experience for them to be away from the water for a few days.

In fact, it can't be said that it is completely out of the water, in addition to a silver dollar box in the Ao Tang car, there are also three fish tanks. The first two fish tanks are for Arowana and saury, and the third is a food tank, and when he passes by the vegetable market in the city, he will buy some fresh small fish and shrimp for octopus, Arowana and saury to eat.

23. At the beginning of the journey, in addition to climbing into the third fish tank to eat small shrimp, the two little octopuses will also climb into the other two fish tanks to scare the dragon fish and knife fish when the idle eggs hurt. They wrap their tentacles around a certain arowana or swordfish, and the fish struggle desperately but can't escape, sometimes crawling onto the dragonfish's head, clutching their eight claws, forcing the arowana forward like a horse, and even riding a dragon fish each to collide...... Ao Tang saw it, and once again felt that the octopus must be inherently evil, so he hurriedly drank it, otherwise maybe after a trip, the swordfish and dragon fish would be tossed to death by the tentacle monsters.

The two little octopuses reluctantly climbed out of the fish tank, but soon found a new target, as Ao Tang turned on the car radio.

"Lord Dragon, why is there a voice here?"

"Lord Dragon, is this human technology?"

"Lord Ryujo, why is this ......?"

It's like two curious babies, one question after another keeps throwing, Ao Tang suddenly had a headache, of course he hopes that the water tribes can learn some human knowledge, but Zhang Ren Zhang Gui is too curious, so he almost asked 100,000 why, Ao Tang only has one mouth, but it is too late to explain, and because Zhang Ren Zhang Huang lacks the basic knowledge of the system, explaining a problem will often give rise to three or five new questions.

"Uh-huh, you can toss it yourself, practice makes true knowledge." Ao Tang didn't care about it irresponsibly, but he was already planning to buy a set of kindergarten textbooks.

The radio is already the top human technology for the red armor in Longya Bay, but the two little octopuses of Zhang Ren and Zhang Qi got tired of tossing after a while. By the night of the 23rd, they had already begun to focus on the car navigation system, and there were voices and images, "Wow, the map looks like this." ”

"Lord Dragon, where are you going next? I'll show you the way. ”

Ao Tang laughed dryly, of course it was a good thing to help him show the way, but if he gave the two octopuses to show the way, he might have to wander on the road for a few months before returning to Spring City!

"Hey, there's this feature......"

Ao Tang glanced at it, his Tiguan is equipped with a car all-in-one machine, radio, navigation, DVD, Bluetooth, TV and many other functions are available, and the tentacles of the octopus have been pressed on the TV.

Watching the two octopuses obediently watch TV, Ao Tang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, it was still very tiring to answer questions for children who were too naΓ―ve. But he obviously relaxed too early, and after watching TV for three days, Zhang Renzhang's attention began to drift again. On the night of the 26th, what they said almost made Ao Tang unable to take the steering wheel: "Lord Dragon, let's help you drive, according to etiquette, you should sit in the back seat." ”

The two little octopuses were kind-hearted, because a TV show I just watched happened to talk about the etiquette of riding in a car, saying that people with high status should sit in the back row.

Ao Tang couldn't help but glance at the back row, in order to place the boxes and fish tanks, the back seats are folded down, how to sit?

Unexpectedly, the octopuses had already thought clearly, and suggested, "Lord Dragon, you can sit in the fish tank." Lord Dragon, you are also a water tribe, and it is normal for water tribes to sit in the water! ”

"Not normal at all!" Ao Tang has a black face, how can there be a person sitting in the fish tank? Besides, do you know how to drive?

"Yes, yes, Lord Dragonlord, we've been staring at you for a long time, aren't we just spinning in circles, pulling sticks, and stepping on blocks? No problem! ”

Circle? Stick? Diamonds? Hell no problem! Since you talk about etiquette, it's rude to stare at a high-status person for a long time, okay? No wonder he occasionally feels eerie, it turns out that there are two tentacle monsters staring at him! Besides, the most you can do is turn in circles, and the stick is probably not easy to pull, and the block is probably impossible to step on.

Ao Tang couldn't cry or laugh, and resolutely dispelled the delusion that the little octopus was trying to drive. I thought that the two little octopuses could continue to watch TV honestly, but they knew that they were staring at their mobile phones again!

"Lord Dragon, can you play with your phone?" Zhang Ren Zhang Gui made a request with confidence, because the Dragon King left mobile phones for the water tribes on the beach, and since those guys can use mobile phones, of course they can use them.

Sure enough, Ao Tang sighed, took out his mobile phone, and when he saw that he was about to hand it over, the octopuses all stretched out their tentacles to roll, but Ao Tang suddenly took it back. He looked at the sixteen tentacles of the two octopuses, and there were still some wet water marks on the tentacles, and quickly dismissed the idea. It's not that I'm afraid that water will damage the phone, his mobile phone is only 588 yuan, he won't throw it away in vain if it's not broken, but if it's broken, it's nothing more than buying a new one, and he will definitely buy a better one.

Just thinking that the phone falls into the hands of the octopus, they must press it indiscriminately, and occasionally make random calls, it doesn't matter, but if it is called every few minutes, doesn't it become a disturbing phone? That's not going to work. And the octopus toss the car, after all, they are also passengers in the car now, but personal mobile phones are completely private items, and handing over their mobile phones to sixteen tentacles, there is always a feeling of being played with and desecrated, you must know that the previous Ao Tang was quite disgusting octopus.

"Uh, wait a minute." Ao Tang looked at the time, it was not too late, he went to a nearby city to buy a cheap 3G mobile phone, the same as at the beach, only entered his number, and threw it to the two octopuses, "Take it and play, this mobile phone is a little more expensive than mine." Oh, and dry your hands with a towel first. ”

"Lord Ryuwang is such a good person." The two octopuses were quite moved, "Why don't you use a new phone and we play with the old phone?" ”

"No, I'm used to it." Ao Tang refused without hesitation.

Watching Zhang Ren Zhang Qi start tossing his mobile phone, he finally relaxed, a mobile phone has so many functions, it should make them shut up for a long time, right? But he soon began to regret it.

"Lord Dragon, can you read the manual to us?"

Zhang Ren Zhang Gui didn't immediately toss the phone, but turned out the manual from the box, they were illiterate, so they had to bother Ao Tang.

"Lord Dragon, this game is fun, let's play the game, shall we?"

"It's just a mobile game" Ao Tang snorted, "When you see computer games in the future, you will know ......" Well, he suddenly felt that he was not convincing when talking about games, because since he was a child, he only glanced at a few times when his classmates played games, and he didn't have any experience in whether it was really fun or not.

Video game? The two octopuses glanced at each other, silently remembering them, and continued to play their mobile game.

After a while, Ao Tang's body suddenly jingled and rang, and he answered without thinking: "Hey......"

"Wow, that's just a phone call."

"There is the voice of the Dragon King next to it, and there is also the voice of the Dragon King on the mobile phone, why does it appear at the same time? Could it be that the Dragon King has two mouths? ”

I strangled it, Ao Tang scolded secretly, and cut off the phone with a stinky face. Originally, I thought that the spotted armor was the most disobedient, but now it seems that these two octopuses are even more capable of tossing, but they are still in the name of using human tools and learning human knowledge. It's right to ask if you don't understand, and Ao Tang is not good at scolding them and suppressing their active surnames for learning.

Looking at the night outside, Ao Tang immediately decided to go to bed early and immediately drove to the wilderness.

"Okay, don't disturb me to sleep, you stay quiet and stay vigilant."

The octopuses can always be quiet now, right? When he sleeps for four or five hours, the octopus will also sleep, so that he can not be disturbed by them for ** hours in a row!

On the night of the 28th, seeing that Spring City was in sight, Ao Tang was finally completely relaxed. Now, when I got home, I immediately threw the two octopuses into the reservoir, and the world was quiet from then on.

"Hey, Lord Dragon, why do you want to pay for the road?" The octopuses spoke again, "Isn't Spring City your territory?" How do you have to give money? ”

When encountering a toll station on the road, Ao Tang always had to force his way through without giving money, and they asked as early as the afternoon of the 23rd when they encountered the first toll station, and he jokingly called it "money to buy the road".

Ao Tang sighed and said: "I am the Dragon King, I am the water tribe, we can only take care of the water, and the land is still the territory of humans, so we must pay for the road." ”

Zhang Ren Zhang Qi suddenly complained: "Human beings are really bad, such a great person as the Dragon King should be completely free." Hmph, since humans are so rude, then don't blame us for the revenge of the water tribe, Lord Dragon, I suggest that we also set up toll booths in the ocean to collect road fees from human ships! ”

Hey, it's a good idea, but it's a pity that I can only think about it. Ao Tang smiled, stepped on the accelerator, walked through the toll booth, and returned to the territory of Spring City.

(To be continued)