Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Laxative of a Beautiful Woman
The moment the elixir was successfully refined, all the aromas converged. This is the sign of a high-grade elixir, the essence of all the medicinal materials is concentrated in the elixir, and there will be no waste.
Song Jian quickly turned off the electric stove and took down the Nadan furnace.
When the lid was lifted, a flash of light flashed, and then it returned to normal.
Song Jian looked inside the Dan furnace and saw a black pill the size of an egg, lying quietly at the bottom of the Dan furnace.
"Huh? What are these two? ”
Song Jian looked at both sides of the Dan furnace and saw that there were two small black mud pills on both sides of the Dan furnace.
"It turned out to be the Pulp Cleansing Pill," Song Jian took out the three pills and put them in the palm of his hand, "It's just that these two small pills are made from the remaining medicinal materials, so the volume is too small, and they are just unqualified Pulp Cleansing Pills." ”
Song Jian took out a yellow wooden box, put three pills inside, cleaned up the laboratory, and walked out.
"What are you doing with me!" Xia Lin's scolding voice came from the corridor, "I said it all, my business has nothing to do with you!" ”
"Hehe, classmate Charlene, I just care about you, I'm worried that you're being bewitched by other people," a boy's words came, "You come to this laboratory building every day, and you bring so many delicious foods every time, Charlene, do you know what the boys in our class say about you?" They say you secretly raised a little white face. ”
"Lu Ming, get out of here!" Charlene snorted angrily.
Song Jian was stunned for a moment and strode out.
"Uncle? How did you get out? Xia Lin asked strangely when she saw Song Jian, and she was still carrying two pockets of beautifully packaged lunches in her hands.
Song Jian was in a good mood and said with a smile: "If I don't come out again, I will become a little white face." ”
Charlene chuckled and said, "You can be a little white face, you are very embarrassed." And, this is your meal. I said uncle, you can really eat, I have spent all my living expenses this month. ”
"I'll pay you back." Song Jian rolled his eyes, then waved his hand and said, "Let's go, go home, I have something good for you." ”
Xia Lin cheered, carrying a boxed lunch in one hand, and grabbed Song Jian's arm with the other, and said, "Go, go home." ”
"Huh?" A fat man behind Xia Lin was stunned, this fat man was Xia Lin's classmate in the same major, Lu Ming.
"What? Charlene, what is your relationship with this driver? Do you live together? Lu Ming glared at Song Jian, his face was not good.
Charlene pouted, "It's your business, I'm happy to live with my uncle." ”
As she spoke, Xia Lin simply grabbed Song Jian's arm and walked towards the outside of the school.
Lu Ming gritted his teeth, and seeing that there was no teacher around, he threw off his schoolbag, pointed at Song Jian, and said, "You are a bullshit driver, and you also want to be whimsical and soak in your young lady?" You've watched too many Korean dramas, and your head was kicked by a donkey. ”
Charlene glared at Lu Ming, "Lu Ming! What are you talking about! Get out of here! ”
Song Jian smiled lightly and said, "You have watched a lot of Korean dramas, right?" Why, she looks like an idiot and comes to chase our Princess Charlene, is it too much of the story of Beauty and the Beast? ”
"Giggle......" Charlene laughed, then shook Song Jian and said, "You have some virtue under your mouth." Where does Lu Ming look like an idiot, at most he is a little mentally abnormal. ”
"Oh, psychopathic? Is it psychosis? Song Jian followed Xia Lin and continued.
"You bastard!"
Lu Ming rolled up his sleeves and pounced towards Song Jian, his uncle graduated from the police academy and is now the deputy director of Gusu City, so this Lu Ming usually practices a few times, plus Lu Ming is tall and fat, ordinary people are naturally not his opponents.
"Stinky fart driver, you're looking for death! I'll kill you, and you don't even know who to shout injustice to! Lu Ming opened his big fan-like hand and swung it towards Song Jian.
Charlene wanted to block Lu Ming, and shouted loudly: "Lu Ming, what are you going to do!" Do you want to be expelled from school? ”
"Bang", before Lu Ming's slap fell, his fat body had been kicked to the ground by Song Jian.
"Uncle is so good! Let's go, let's go, uncle, let's not be as knowledgeable as Lu Ming. Xia Lin pulled Song Jian, for fear that there would be a big trouble between Song Jian and Lu Ming.
Song Jian and Xia Lin returned home together.
"It's inconvenient not to have a car," Charlene complained.
Song Jian coughed embarrassedly, the car was blown up, and Song Jian also felt very ashamed, but his money had almost been spent, and there were only more than 5,000 yuan left in his body. Moreover, he still owes Xu Si 10 million.
But now it's not a matter of money, Song Jian knows that the most important thing for him is to get rid of the entanglement of that leopard's head.
In the evening, Xu Si went home, and after eating, Song Jian took out the wooden box and said, "Xu Si, thank you for your help during this time." Now, this pill, here you go. ”
After speaking, Song Jian handed Xu Si a small pill.
Xu Si stared at Song Jian in amazement, looked at the black pill-like pill in his hand, smiled slightly, and said, "This thing, can you eat it?" ”
Song Jian glanced at Xu Si, "It's expensive." ”
"Well, okay, but the money must be returned to me within the specified time." Xu Si emphasized it, then put the pill in his mouth and swallowed it with a sad face.
"What did you give your cousin to eat! Uncle, you are too eccentric, do you think that your cousin is beautiful and has big breasts, so she is eccentric! Charlene surrounded her angrily, and the words in her mouth didn't make sense at all.
Xu Si blushed, glared at Charlene, and then got up and went back to the bedroom.
Song Jian took out another small pill, handed it to Xia Lin, and said, "You are my apprentice now, I don't have anything good as a master, so I'll give you an elixir, eat it." ”
As he spoke, Song Jian stuffed the pill into Xia Lin's stomach.
After distributing the two defective products, Song Jian returned to his bedroom and took out the real marrow cleansing pill, his eyes flashed with hope, Song Jian raised his head and swallowed the pill into his stomach.
The elixir melts in your mouth, and the warm air flow immediately spreads throughout the body.
Song Jian sat cross-legged on the ground, letting the warm air flow all over his limbs and hundreds of bones, strange meridians and veins, and internal organs......
"Whew...... It's so cool! ”
Five hours later, Song Jian opened his eyes violently, feeling the power surging within his body.
Streams of filth came, and Song Jian looked at the back of his hand, only to see that there was a layer of filthy greasy accumulation on the pores on the back of his hand.
"It worked!"
Song Jian shouted from the bottom of his heart, he knew that this was the result of taking the Cleansing Pill to eliminate toxins in his body!
The biggest effect of washing the marrow pill is to change the physique, cut the tendons and wash the marrow!
"No, it stinks, I have to wash it, I have to go to the toilet." Song Jian got up and ran towards the bathroom.
At this time, in Xu Si's bedroom, Xu Si was sitting on the edge of the bed with a frosty face, she was only wearing black cotton pajamas, and under the pajamas, she was wrapped in a delicate and graceful figure.
"Damn bastards! I kindly lent you 10 million, and you actually used laxatives to fix me, ouch. ”
Xu Si muttered, covered his stomach again, and entered the bathroom of his bedroom, and it was another excretion, even if it was a beautiful beauty, the excrement was stinky, and Xu Si went to the toilet this time, and it was even more smelly.
Similarly, Charlene, who had eaten too much at night, sat on the toilet and couldn't move her butt all night.
The pill that Xu Si and Xia Lin ate was just a defective product of the Cleansing Pill, and it was not an authentic pill at all, so those two pills had no way to remove the impurities in Xu Si and Xia Lin's meridians. However, after all, it is a marrow cleansing pill refined from one hundred and eight flavor medicinal materials, so these two small marrow washing pills, although the medicinal effect cannot reach the meridians, can eliminate the toxins and impurities in Xu Si and Xia Lin's viscera, which is also the reason why Xu Si and Xia Lin have a lot of diarrhea.
Song Jian excreted, took a thorough bath, and immediately felt refreshed, and in his gestures, Song Jian obviously felt that the power was circulating.
The pill does not increase the strength of the user, it only changes the physique of the user. But for Song Jian, his physique was particularly weak due to long-term drug abuse, and the impurities in his limbs hindered the strength of his muscles.
After taking the Cleansing Pill, the toxins were eliminated, and Song Jian's strength was able to be completely stimulated, so now Song Jian not only changed his physique, but his strength also increased by two times in an instant.
Don't underestimate this double power, with this power as a guarantee, Song Jian will be able to perform the true Wuji Gong!
Twice the strength means that the speed can be twice as fast, which means that Song Jian's instantaneous explosive power can be increased by more than four times!
The next day, Song Jian was dressed in clean clothes and was playing Wuji fitness exercises in the living room.
"Uncle! You bastard! ”
There was a sound of Charlene puffing on the stairs, and she wore a short skirt and pajamas, and went downstairs with a "puff" of "puff".
"What's wrong?" Song Jian's eyes inadvertently swept over Charlene's chest, he found that his eyesight was much stronger, through the pajamas, Song Jian could see two balls of soft flesh wrapped in a bra, this time Song Jian was really sure, Charlene's little girl, the bust was indeed B, and it was B-.
"What's wrong with you! You actually gave me laxatives, you pervert! Xia Lin said, pinching Song Jian's neck with her teeth and claws, and when she raised her hand, the already short nightdress was immediately pulled up, revealing a light pink little Nenei.
Song Jian hurriedly raised his head, not daring to look more, because at this time, Xu Si had already finished dressing and was walking down from the upper floor.
"Charlene, don't mess around!" Xu Si saw that Charlene was so indecent, so he hurriedly said something, this girl is too nonsense, Xiao Nene is exposed, fortunately it is not T-pants.
Xia Lin let go of Song Jian's neck and said angrily, "Cousin, this bastard gives us laxatives." ”
Xu Si also looked at Song Jian, waiting for Song Jian's explanation.
Song Jian scratched his head and said, "You don't feel any difference?" ”
"Different?" Xu Si and Xia Lin asked rhetorically at the same time.