Sometimes the truth of the matter is so simple, Wang Xiaohu never thought that Bruce Lee would write, act and direct a shocking scam, not only deceive the world, but also deceive himself, a traveler. 【Reading.com】

If Wang Xiaohu encounters Bruce Lee's situation: he is injured and has external troubles, he may also choose Bruce Lee's way of cheating death.

It is said that as long as all the factors that constituted Bruce Lee's sudden death in his previous life were cleaned up by Wang Xiaohu, but he still died, Wang Xiaohu is not sad, sad, or grief-stricken.

Since Wang Xiaohu met Bruce Lee after crossing over, he first took advantage of his foresight and served as a screenwriter, martial arts instructor, cinematography and other tasks in the four movies that should belong to Bruce Lee, "Jingwumen", "Raptors Crossing the River", "Dragon and Tiger Fight", and "Game of Death" (called "The Journey of Warriors" in this book).

And he modified and polished each work by combining the classic martial arts action of his previous life and the characteristics of Bruce Lee, making "Jingwumen" an eternal classic in the history of Chinese films, making "Enter the Dragon" famous in the United States, and making "The Journey of a Warrior" the most important work in the history of world action movies.

Wang Xiaohu did this to relieve Bruce Lee's work pressure to the greatest extent, allowing him to have more time to recuperate, so that he would not have the tragedy of "death from overwork" caused by work pressure in his previous life.

In order to prevent the scandal between him and Ding Pei, and in order to avoid dying in Ding Pei's bed in his previous life and becoming the darkest shame in his idol's life, Wang Xiaohu did not hesitate to fight with him.

Not to mention the fact that he later made a big fuss, disrupted the despicable and insidious conspiracy of the Yamaguchi-gumi, killed the inventor and conspirator of the "muscle oscillator", and trampled on the "vitamin tablets" that Bruce Lee relied on for survival

It wasn't until Bruce Lee stood alive in front of him today that Wang Xiaohu finally affirmed that there were three important factors that accelerated Bruce Lee's death: "negative pressure" from all walks of life, "muscle oscillator", and "vitamin tablets".

Of course, the above three factors were eliminated by Wang Xiaohu one by one, if there were no three factors in his previous life, Bruce Lee might still be alive as he is today.

However, now Wang Xiaohu didn't express too much emotion, he was interested in how Bruce Lee planned this earth-shattering scam under his nose.

"First of all, I contacted the senior brother, and he helped me get a stand-in." Bruce Lee recalled: "And then we were always waiting for the opportunity. ”

"Waiting for a chance?" Wang Xiaohu interjected and asked.

Bruce Lee nodded and said, "Yes, waiting for the best time to die." They assassinated me several times without success, and if I had died easily, it might have aroused their suspicions. ”

Wang Xiaohu thought about it for a while, if you want to kill someone with strong martial arts and a prominent identity, you have killed several times without success, and suddenly one day he dies, you will definitely not believe it.

"This was the second assassination attempt I was made to Hong Kong after returning from the North American premiere of Enter the Dragon, in which I pretended to be injured, and then they came back to kill me on the day I had a car accident!"

"You were assassinated the day you had a car accident?!" Wang Xiaohu asked in surprise.

"Of course!" Bruce Lee couldn't help but feel a little proud when he said this, he said with a smile: "That morning, the little unicorn came to me and asked me to be the martial arts instructor of "Qilin Zhang", and I entered the boot with an investor, and after driving out, I found that I was being followed, so I parked the car in front of a certain store and took the opportunity to buy something to call the senior brother. ”

"Xiaolong said to me: Hey, those people are following again, they are really haunted, I think I can use this opportunity to have fun." Huang Chunliang said in Bruce Lee's tone.

"Play?" Wang Xiaohu rolled his eyes, and said in his heart that you are both cattle, and I am afraid that only you should play assassination as a game. "And then?"

"Then I pretended not to find them, and still walked around the city according to the old rules, and then drove towards Xinghai Company." Bruce Lee said.

Huang Chunliang added: "After receiving Xiaolong's call, I also took action as soon as possible, first contacting Deng Sheng and asking him to take a team of people to conduct an inspection. ”

"Are you saying that Uncle Deng and Abdul-Jabbar also know about this?" Wang Xiaohu asked with a wry smile.

What are you kidding, you guys know the only thing you don't tell me, and it's like nothing else afterwards.

Huang Chunliang shook his head and said: "No, Deng Sheng doesn't know the situation, I just told him that I found that the remnants of the Yamaguchi Group were active again, and asked him to inspect the major roads in Kowloon." Then by the time I arrived, the dragon had already started to move, and the guys wanted to go down to see where the dragon was, but they were scared away because of my presence. ”

"At that bend?" Wang Xiaohu frowned and said: "It seems that I remember that Sanmao told me that it might be a problem with Brother Xiaolong's sports car braking system, but at that time my mind was full of chaos, and when I remembered it, the sports car had been scrapped, and it was impossible to check the braking system." ”

"Hahaha! There is no problem with the braking system! Bruce Lee said proudly: "I was chased by three cars behind me, and I told the little unicorn that we were being followed, and some accidents might happen, so let him be prepared." ”

"Then I pretended to spot the three guys behind me, slammed on the accelerator and tried to get rid of them at full speed, but they also chased after them, pretending that the brakes were not in time when approaching the corner, and rushed out of the fence and fell into the sea!"

Wang Xiaohu looked at Bruce Lee with strange eyes, and only after a long time did he squeeze out two words: "Crazy!"

"No, I wasn't crazy at the time!" Bruce Lee shook his head and said: "I know that route very well, the car will not hit the reef after flying out, and can fly directly into the sea, besides, the little unicorn and I have jumped out of the car before entering the sea." ”

"But why is the little Kirin seriously injured?"

"I'll tell you later." Bruce Lee smiled mysteriously and said, "As soon as we fell into the sea, those who assassinated us wanted to go down to the sea to observe, but Senior Brother and Jabbar arrived at the scene in time to scare them away. In addition, there was a large group of police passing by, and those people did not dare to stay for long. ”

"After falling into the sea, the little unicorn asked me what happened, and I said that someone was going to hunt me down, and I wanted to cheat to death! The little unicorn thought about it and suddenly swam from the sea to the shore, stood on the shore and pointed to himself and said to me: "Little dragon, kick me into the sea with your greatest strength." ”

"What does he want to do?" Wang Xiaohu asked.

"He wants to cooperate with Xiaolong to act and make it look like he had a car accident!" Huang Chunliang sighed and said, "The little unicorn is also a good man." ”

Wang Xiaohu couldn't help but be moved when he heard this, it turned out that he had wrongly blamed that guy before.

Bruce Lee kicked the little unicorn into the sea with a super explosive kick, and the huge force made the little unicorn break two ribs and pass out directly. Then Bruce Lee jumped into the sea, and at this time the police also arrived at the scene, and it took nearly 4 hours from planning to implementation.

"This is how you faked the scene of the car accident?" Wang Xiaohu patted his somewhat swollen brain, feeling that everything was incredible.

But there is such a coincidence in the world, maybe it is Bruce Lee's great destiny, and the whole plan was easily implemented.

"Later, Xiao Qilin and I received all kinds of rescue in the hospital, with the cooperation of Dr. Longeford, the senior brother got the stand-in into the ward next door to me, originally we wanted to implement the death plan as soon as possible, but I didn't expect that you guys would come to the hospital in time, and almost ruined our plan."

Wang Xiaohu shrugged and said, "I have long known that Dr. Longelford has a problem, and I didn't expect that he was also a member of your plan. ”

"Of course!" Bruce Lee nodded and said: "He is the most critical link, and he needs to personally handle the death certificates of me and Xiao Qilin, as well as the autopsy report and so on." ”

"But he died later!" Wang Xiaohu gritted his teeth and said, "Is this how you treat your great benefactor?" ”

"No, he's not dead!" Bruce Lee said: "If he died, my surgery would not have gone smoothly, and since I found out that my body was abnormal, I stopped trusting my private doctor and began to cooperate with him, and he also did the brain surgery after my death." ”

"Damn, why did Master Huang tell me that Langelford had a car accident abroad?" Wang Xiaohu was completely confused.

Huang Chunliang said with a smile: "The car accident did happen, but it was not Langelford who died, but a local drunkard, and we just repeated the method of the golden cicada to get out of its shell!" ”

"How do I feel like you all like conspirators!" Wang Xiaohu said with a glare.

"If it weren't for the sake of fooling you, would we be in such trouble?" Bruce Lee said: "Do you know, when you have been looking at me without sleep in the ward for several days, I actually want to tell you the truth of the matter, but after thinking about it, I feel that this is very inappropriate, because you are my brother, only if you think that something is really wrong with me, those who assassinated me will believe it!" ”

Wang Xiaohu snorted coldly when he heard this, and said angrily: "I was used by you to take advantage of my feelings!" ”

"That's right, you're being used by me." Bruce Lee smiled shamelessly: "You are guarding the ward and not leaving me, I have to wait until you are close to a coma, and Dr. Longeford cut you out a minute before he came to the ward rounds, so you were taken home by Brandon, Ah Zhi, and Senior Brother to rest." ”

"What? Even Li Guohao is also in the know!! Wang Xiaohu jumped up from the floor, pointed at Bruce Lee and said: "Damn, Lao Tzu was deceived by your father and son so hard, you just deceived me, Li Guohao's little cub also cooperated to lie to me, Nima, when I see him, I will have to pump his ass!" ”

(To be continued)