Chapter 222: Kesai Electric Cat
"Peng!"
The big bat fell to the ground solidly, and Zhou Jian walked over with a smile, he could play with the golden magic weapon that the bat had just used in his hand, which was an oval-shaped white object similar to a silkworm cocoon, the length of a human arm's arm, and the thickest part was as thick as a thigh.
The whole artifact was smooth as a mirror to the touch, and it looked like it was made of some kind of metal.
The bat finally got up, but was trampled on the ground by Zhou Jian, and then Zhou Jian waved out Chris's bone.
"Boom!" A knife stabbed into the ground in front of the bat's eyes, almost scaring the bat's soul out.
At this time, the Iron Wing Eagle fell, and Zhou Jian patted the Iron Wing Eagle on the head approvingly, and said, "Brother Eagle, well done." ”
The iron-winged eagle screamed a few times, and then turned into a ray of light and disappeared into Zhou Jian's treasure pen for rare beasts.
The bat's eyes widened, "This...... How did that eagle ...... Got into your body? ”
"Hehe, you surprise me more, aren't you going to talk about it?"
"Humph!" Bat snorted coldly and said angrily: "The poor monk is a disciple of the Buddha, and all the skills he uses are obtained from hard cultivation, what is the surprise?" You wait for the evil sect to crooked......"
"Ahh
The bat's voice was replaced by a scream, and Zhou Jian stepped on its neck hard, and his voice became hoarse.
"Very well, then I will show you the methods of the evil sect today! You can go to die! Zhou Jian said and lifted Chris's bone!
"You'll regret killing me!"
"Haha, give you three seconds to say why I regret it!"
"I am a disciple of the Buddha, kill me, you will fall into hell forever, and you will not be reborn!"
"One!"
"You are obsessed, the demon roots are deep, put down the butcher knife, and turn back!"
"Two!"
"You...... You still count! ”
"Three!"
"Heroes spare their lives! I say! I'll say it all! ”
"It's good to say no earlier, let's say, who are you? Or what kind of animal? ”
"Hero, well, I'm not a disciple of the Buddha, I'm actually a poor man, I lost my father since I was a child, and then when I was eight years old, I met a beggar, he took a secret book to me, and said: 'This young man, you have a spiritual light from the heavenly spirit cover erupted, it's a once-in-a-century martial arts wizard, if one day let you get through the second vein of Ren Du, you don't fly the dragon to the sky, this "Great Prajna Sutra" secret book is a priceless treasure, I see that I have a fate with you, charge you ten yuan, and then police and punish you, and the task of maintaining world peace will be handed over to you... ...'Ahh ”
Zhou Jian shook his head, "I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, since you want to die, I will fulfill you." ”
"Hero, wait, I surrender, I can be your subordinate, help you work, help you cut people......"
"I don't need any of my men who will mutiny at any time." Zhou Jian raised his knife to slash, but the bat was so frightened that he couldn't possess his body, and he shouted: "I'm an alien!" ”
"Huh?" Zhou Jian's knife stopped suddenly?
"What did you say?" This explanation sounds ridiculous, but when you think about it, it makes perfect sense, for example, if the golden artifact was some kind of alien invention, it makes sense.
"Hero...... You...... Can you raise your feet high and let me catch my breath? ”
Zhou Jian raised his foot and lifted the bat on the ground, "You'd better not play tricks, are aliens as frustrated as you?" ”
"I'm really an alien...... Belch...... To be precise, I'm an alien pet......"
"Pets?"
"I'm an electronic pet and my name is ...... Belch...... Busai electronic cat. ”
"What?"
"Kesai is my name, the animatronic cat is my translation from your language, and the kind of pet I simulate is similar to your cats on Earth......"
Kesai Electronic Cat ...... Zhou Jian had a strange look on his face, one of the pets of this alien is so awesome? Not only is wisdom the same as man, but also power?
"So you're a robot?" Zhou Jian remembered the scene where he used the spirit piercing directly through the center of Kesai's eyebrows before, and if the other party was a robot, then the explanation would be clear.
"Uh...... Actually, I'm different from the robot you are talking about, I'm an energy body. ”
"Energy Body Life?"
"Yes, my body is actually made up of solidified energy, so I can change it at will, and I can rely on energy to indulge some small things, such as using Buddha beads as weapons."
"I see, that golden shroud is also the energy you emitted?"
"Yes......"
"Are all the creatures on your planet energy life too?"
"No, our master is a carbon-based life like you, and in addition, there are machine life on our planet, they are all soldiers, or coolies, which are what you call robots, which can be classified as metal or silicon-based life. Finally, there are energy beings like us, who are generally kept as pets. ”
An alien pet ...... Zhou Jian touched his chin and thought about the possibility of exploiting it. "Wouldn't you be alien science and technology? For example, building spaceships and the like. ”
Kesai shook his head blankly.
"Making high-tech weapons?"
Still shaking his head.
"Specialty Materials?"
Still shaking his head.
"And what will you be? It's a waste one! ”
"I'll transform, I can transform into a beauty, all kinds of styles, such as what uniform control, Lori control, student control, royal sister control...... Then I can ...... with you."
"Get out!"
Zhou Jian threw Kesai on the ground, Kesai looked aggrieved, he didn't need to forget it, why did he beat someone.
"Tell me, why are you pretending to be a monk, why are you helping Subaman?"
"Uh......" Kesai rolled his eyes, "because I'm looking for something...... It's more convenient to pretend to be a monk and deceive people......"
"What's that?"
"It's a kind of energy crystal, but the locals think it's a relic, so I will do it, make up as a monk, and say that those are the relics of my senior brother, and they are all deceived, and then I mobilize them to continue to look for relics, and everyone who finds a relic, I will fulfill one of their wishes."
"So Subaman found the relics and asked you to kill me?"
"Uh...... That's about it. ”
"What's the use of energy crystals?"
"I'm an energy body life, and the energy crystal can replenish my energy."
Kesai's explanation was reasonable, and Zhou Jian had no doubts, "So what is the energy crystal?" Don't tell me it's crystals, gemstones, or jade on the earth, but I know the composition of those minerals, and they don't have the effect of providing energy. ”
"Uh...... Energy crystals are actually things that don't belong to Earth...... Those things are...... Uh...... "Kesai's brain was spinning fast, and he was thinking about how to make it up, at this time, Zhou Jian pulled out Chris's bone, and when he saw this knife, Kesai's neck shrank.
Zhou Jian shook his head and said: "It's really boring to ask like this, you make it up, I can't tell the truth or falsehood, so let's tell you the truth, I can't let you go today anyway, otherwise I won't let you see the scene where the Iron Wing Eagle got into my body, I will give you two choices, either completely obey me or die!" ”
"I obey, I obey, I will follow the adults, if there are two hearts, the sky will thunder!" Kesai hurriedly swore an oath of loyalty.
"You don't give me this set, the sky is thundering? Are you still afraid of electric shock? Don't talk about these poisonous oaths that deceive children, I'm not interested, I think when you were on an alien planet, as a pet, there were always some contracts, programs and other things that restricted you, right? It's impossible for aliens to have a pet with such complex thoughts by their side, waiting for you to defect, right? That's so insecure, after all, an intelligent life like you can't really be willing to be a human pet like a cat or a dog, so let's talk about it, what kind of contracts, programs, etc. control you. ”
"That's really not the case!" Kesai's bat head shook like a wave drum, "Our energy life is created, as soon as it is born, we are all entered into the idea of being willing to be other people's pets and slaves, we do one line of love, freedom is a floating cloud for us, we are really willing to be slaves......"
Kesai swore an oath, and Zhou Jian said coldly: "So you are all cheap bones? Well, then you can explain, why didn't you come to Myanmar to find a master to be his slave immediately, but let others worship around you? ”
"Uh......"
"Even if you are imported into the idea that you are willing to be someone else's pet, then whose pet is not to be a pet, isn't it the same as a rebellion? I don't need any men who will mutiny at any time! Don't challenge my bottom line again and again, I'll give you one last chance. ”
"This ...... This...... It's really wronged, we really don't have a contract or anything like that......"
"Really? That's just bad luck for you, you go die! Zhou Jian once again lifted Chris's bone!
Kesai's eyes closed, "Death is death!" Kill me! ”
Zhou Jian didn't speak again, and slashed it with a knife!
"Holy!" At the critical moment, Kesai's wings fluttered, and he avoided it dangerously, this Nima really cut, fortunately, I dodged quickly!
Seeing Zhou Jian raise the knife again, Kesai was covered in bat hair and stood upside down, "Wait...... Wait a minute! There is a contract! ”
Zhou Jian stopped the knife and sneered: "You'd better not play tricks, if there is no reaction after the contract is signed, I will still kill you, anyway, you are dispensable to me, that is, a transformation technique may have a little effect." ”
"I ......" Kesai wanted to cry without tears, today is really eight lifetimes of blood mold, finally got rid of the control of others, but is about to fall into hell...... "Say, what way."
"Yes, but you don't, you form a mental imprint, implant it in my electronic program, and then I can't rebel...... But you earthlings may not necessarily form a spiritual imprint......"
Zhou Jian smiled slightly, for the incarnation of a ghost slayer who is a spirit body, this is really a simple matter.
With a movement of his mind, a spiritual imprint was formed in the blink of an eye, and Kesai saw this scene in complete despair, it was over, his life was full of darkness from now on, and that thing was going to be obtained by him......
(To be continued)