On the bus, a thin man put his hand into the pocket of a middle-aged man wearing gold-rimmed glasses, and kept groping.

At first, I was looking at the sky at a 45-degree angle, pretending that it was none of my business.

But the thin man's craftsmanship is too trendy, the car moved, the hand was turned upside down, and then reached in, touched for a long time seemed to be looking for the wallet, but still not the essentials, stuck on the edge of the pocket can not be taken out, the thin man is full of sweat, pulling and pulling, the dry hand of the green tendons bulging, just on the dog bear pig rabbit they pulled out.

The middle-aged man was standing next to me, and the thin man's hand was almost rubbing against my chin.

At last I couldn't stand it anymore, so I sighed and said to the thin man:

"Brother, if I want to take care of you, you will hate me if you cut off your wealth, but if I want to ignore you, I can't say it in my conscience - you can simply grab it."

The thin man was taken aback, and subconsciously pulled out his hand, and the wallet finally came out......

Then the eyes of the whole car were focused on this side, and they watched him holding someone else's wallet in his hand......

The middle-aged man shouted first: "Oops, that wallet is mine!" As he spoke, he snatched it and held it tightly in his arms.

The thin man glared at me fiercely, and I stared at him calmly. The occupants of the car began to whisper, carefully clearing an open space while checking their wallets.

The driver listened to the movement and slowed down to observe it in the rearview mirror.

I shouted at him, "Master, stop and let this big brother go down." ”

The thin man said viciously: "You are uncomfortable! ”

I smiled and said, "I'm for your good, and it's not ashamed to eat with your skills, but you can't mix it up with these two times—it's not from a professional background, right?" ”

A few unkind-looking people behind the thin man were about to move towards this side, and the thin man glanced back, smirking a little smugly: "You come down for me!" Brother teach you how to be a person! ”

I pulled his hand out of my hand and said with a threat, "You've figured it out!" ”

By this time, the driver had stopped the car and looked at us suspiciously.

The few people behind the thin man had already squeezed over, and the first two people couldn't help but say that they were going to come and drag me.

"What are you going to do?"

With an angry shout, two tall students stood up on the seat opposite me, and one of them was carrying a badminton racket on his back, and pushed away the help of the thin man who rushed over first, and said sharply: "Is it reasonable to be a thief?" Another long-legged and big-handed student also pointed to the others: "Don't come here!" ”

The thin man was stunned for a moment, a little confused about the situation, he probably didn't expect that someone would dare to come forward in this situation, and seeing that I was not easy to provoke, he pointed the finger at the student with the racket on his back: "Little bastard, be careful when you speak, which eye of you saw that I was a thief, do you need Lao Tzu to repair it for you?" ”

The student patted the middle-aged man: "Everyone has stolen goods, and you still deny it in front of the owner?" ”

The thin man then stared at the middle-aged man viciously: "Did I steal anything from you?" ”

At this time, the middle-aged wallet was not in his pocket, and I thought that he would have to say a word to me, but who knew that this kid quickly packed the money and said with a smile: "No...... No. ”

I was immediately furious, stood up and raised my hand at him, and the kid immediately squatted down with his head in his hands, and said repeatedly, "Don't hit me." ”

I made him angry, and said to the thin man, "I don't care about this, so please do it." ”

The thin man thought that I had confessed, and at first he showed off his martial arts and said: "No, none of you can run away today, you, you, and you, get out of the car for me!" He was referring to me and the two students.

The long-legged student said loudly: "Go down, go down, afraid of you?" ”

I sighed, these two have good intentions, but they are too stunned, there are at least six or seven people on the other side, it seems that there are guys, they don't dare to do too much in the car, but once they go down, they will be beaten, and it will be difficult to say, now what do these thieves dare not do?

Originally, if I was the only one, there was still room to turn around, but it would be difficult to handle it with two more students, so I pinched the thin man's arm and whispered: "Everyone knows it, if you don't go well and find me privately, let's leave a step for each other." ”

When I said this, the thin man thought that I was afraid of him, and in turn he grabbed my arm and shouted: "No, you have to get out of the car with Lao Tzu!" ”

At this time, the driver said loudly: "If you can't get down, the traffic police should be fined in a while." ”

When the thin man heard this, he dragged me even harder: "Come down!" ”

I shook him off, and a few people behind him immediately made up for it, and the two students also tore up with each other, and the carriage was suddenly chaotic.

In the chaos, no one paid attention to the motorway next to it, and as soon as the door of a Daben car that had been blocked for more than half an hour opened, a fat man in a straight suit ran out of the car, jumped on the bus where we were quickly, and said profusely: "Thank God, the master is bothering you to drive quickly, I have a big customer to meet." ”

The driver pointed behind him helplessly: "Can you go like this?" ”

The fat man saw that the two groups of us were pulling, and squeezed over hard, and said with a smile on his face: "Several, several, if you have any problems to deal with, I'm in a hurry." ”

Naturally, no one of us cared about him, and the fat man began to take the trouble to send us business cards: "Do me a favor, you can come to me if you need anything in the future." ”

With both hands busy with the skinny man, I motioned for him to slip the business card into my pocket and kindly reminded him, "Watch out for your bag!" ”

The fat man subconsciously covered it, and the phone in the bag had been pinched out by the tweezers of a person behind him, and the fat man quickly realized the current situation and obediently hid aside.

The thin man and his accomplices hated me even more, and the thin man said with a strong hand: "You come down for me!" ”

At this time, a red-faced man behind us said impatiently: "If you want to go down yourself, what are you doing with others?" He was holding an oversized steel flask in his hand, and he seemed to have drunk a lot of wine in his mouth. But the words still help our side.

The thin man began to glare again: "You don't meddle! ”

Not to be outdone, the man said: "Get out of here, everyone is in a hurry and has no time to accompany you to talk nonsense!" ”

A little white-collar worker holding a large bouquet of roses next to the man also echoed: "That's it, I'm still dating my girlfriend." ”

As soon as these two people took the lead, the other people in the car also began to help: "We are almost late for work, and you can make up for the delay in full attendance?" "You have to be forgiving and forgiving, and besides, you are not reasonable." "What kind of world, thieves are so arrogant."

People talked about it, after all, the thin man was a thief with a weak heart, and he was a little less arrogant, but his eyes looked at me a little more resentful, he pushed me the chest, and scolded and said: "You wait for Lao Tzu!" ”

I stumbled backwards, but fortunately the student with the racket helped me, and I was furious, pointing at his nose and scolding: "Beware of being struck by lightning!" "While struggling forward, preparing to fight hard.

At this very moment, a long, bright bolt of lightning fell from the sky, pierced the roof of the car, flashed against the door in front of me, and then opened a hole the size of a bowl in the bottom of the car.

Many people witnessed this moment, it suddenly came without warning, and then it was quiet, and the sky was clear outside, and if it weren't for the big bowl at my feet, I would almost have thought it was a dream.

Finally, after a few seconds of stunned staring, there was one exclamation after another.

The driver was also impatient to wait, and when he heard the commotion in the car, he didn't look back and said loudly: "What's the matter, you can't get down?" ”

The thin man was also taken aback by this battle, and he involuntarily took a few steps back, staring at me with wide eyes, and at the same time reached out to stop his accomplices who wanted to continue to pounce - those men were held back by him and did not know what was happening.

After a long time, I was still in shock, there were a hundred people in the car, but I felt that the lightning was coming at me with unmistakable precision, and even, if I hadn't been pushed by the thin man at the critical moment, I might have been wearing a sugar gourd, Rao was so, the electric light still burned a handful of hair from my forehead, which was not long, and they stood upright, and the smell of smoke came out. I touched the top of my head in despair, my feet softened, and I kept asking my student, "Big brother, are you okay?" ”

At this time, the thin man who came to his senses stared at me for a long time, and suddenly waved his hand behind him and said, "There is a master, let's withdraw!" ”

I'm speechless......

The thin man was the last to get out of the car, and before leaving, he remembered something and gloated at me: "It's you who thundered!" ”

I was deeply depressed, the thin man was right, the thunder was me, and I felt that this thunder was released by God lying on the clouds for a long time.

The people in the car looked at me strangely......

I was stunned for a long time and then jumped to my feet and scolded: "What the hell is this world? ”

Someone behind me whispered to comfort me: "Big brother, don't be angry, maybe it's crooked." ”

I looked at the hole in the top of my head and touched my burning hair, and said frantically, "This is too crooked, isn't it, and - what do you mean by 'maybe' crooked?" ”

The student said: "It must be crooked." ”

All I can say is that there is a lie in this world that is benevolent, and even if God himself came down to explain to me that it was an accident, I would have to look down on him! The error is not more than 0.1 cm, but if you don't aim at the spin above my head for more than half an hour, you will never be so accurate!

The driver also smelled the smell of burning hairs in my hair, and as he was about to start the car, he didn't look back and said, "The smoker snuffed out the cigarette—"

Someone said carefully: "Master, you should come and take a look." ”

The driver said with an unhappy face: "What's the matter?" Why are there so many today...... Holy, what's going on? As he spoke, he walked over and was taken aback at the sight of the big hole in the roof.

All eyes were on me, who was still smoking. Then he told him what had passed.

"You...... You okay? ”

I stroked my burnt hair and said, "It's fine." ”

"But how can I explain it to the team, do you think they believe it?" The driver began to get depressed.

"The hole at the top can be fitted with a glass skylight, and the one at the bottom - you install a fence as a toilet, and you will be the first bus with a toilet in the future." I give him ideas.

Later, the fat man came up and said with an urgent face: "Master, let's go, I'm really in a hurry." ”

The driver glared at him: "Did you buy a ticket?" ”

The fat man hurriedly took out 100 yuan from his bag and stuffed it to the driver: "Please." ”

The master ignored him, stuffed the money into the coin box, and sighed and returned to the road.

Another long-legged student joked with me: "Big brother, you missed an opportunity to cross, if you didn't open your eyes again, you might have become a prince and a general." ”

At this time, I also came to my senses, and said with a wry smile: "Forget it, we don't know how to make gunpowder and can't blow glass, and we can't let the bullies die?" ”

Long legs said with a smile: "It's not popular to make gunpowder and blow glass now, and it's popular to use waste wood now, you can't sense any elements, and you can't cultivate the most popular kind of vindictiveness." ”

The student who was slapped by the racket smiled and said, "Don't talk nonsense." Then he turned to me and said seriously, "Big brother, you were a real man just now. ”

I also like these two kids, I asked and found out that they were all from our Provincial Sports Institute, the one who carried the racket was a badminton major, called Zhao Dan, and the long-legged one was a major with Liu Xiang: 110-meter hurdles sprint, called Lin Hexiang. Both of them are sophomores, but they're only two years younger than me.

After chatting a few words, I solemnly said to them: "Don't be stupid and rush up when you encounter this kind of thing in the future, how bad people's hearts are now." As I spoke, I glanced at my gold-rimmed glasses. He hurriedly pretended to bow his head.

"Aren't you the same?" Zhao Dan, who plays badminton, said me.

"I'm really different from you."

Lin Hexiang's eyes suddenly lit up and said, "Big brother, are you a special soldier?" ”

I shook my head.

"Then you know martial arts?"

I shook my head again.

Lin Hexiang wondered: "Then why do you dare to come forward?" ”

I thought about it for a moment and replied to him seriously: "I have people in the prison system. ”

The two students immediately looked a little disappointed, and in the end, Zhao Dan couldn't help but ask curiously: "Yes...... Who? ”

"My dad."

"The old man is the warden?"

I said, "No, he's serving an eight-year sentence for intentional injury." ”

Lin Hexiang was stunned for a moment and then laughed: "Big brother, you are so humorous." ”

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In order to avoid math problems in the first chapter, I checked the first chapter several times before sending it in.

Xiaohua is back, the old students are in place, and the new students each have a little red flower.