"You said that a beautiful woman came to the door in person, not only told you sorry, but also gave you a job?"

Nan Qiaomu, who came home from work, opened his big eyes and his small face was full of consternation.

Ye Huan seemed to be in a dream at this moment, and even his smile was as ethereal as a dream, but in Nan Qiaomu's eyes, he looked demented.

The monkey smacked his mouth, not knowing whether it was envy or jealousy, and said sourly: "It's really evil, it's not a parent, someone else actually gave you a job for nothing, Brother Huan, are you sure you don't know this girl named Liumei?" ”

What the monkey asked was exactly what Nan Qiaomu wanted to know, and when he heard this, he immediately stared at Ye Huan's expression, and his autumn-like eyes revealed a bit of complexity.

Ye Huan shook his head: "I really don't know her, you know, I remember my surname very well, especially a beauty of the grade like Liu Mei, it's just unforgettable, just imagine, I was confused and looking for half my life, looking for my only soul mate in the vast sea of people, how could I not remember a punctual soul mate like Liu Mei?" ”

As soon as the words fell, Nan Qiaomu pursed his lips and said coldly: "Ye **, I have to remind you, since you broke the body of a child only two days after you left the welfare home at the age of sixteen, you have been searching for dozens of people in the vast sea of people, don't tell me that your behavior is called looking for soul mates, you are purely mating, belonging to the estrus phenomenon of primates, a typical way to interfere with the normal behavior of the brain after the male surname hormone secretion is vigorous, which is what we commonly call 'animal behavior'......"

Ye Huan's face gradually turned green: "............"

The monkey on the side was so red that he finally couldn't help but let out a "poof" and laughed.

As soon as he laughed a few times, Nan Qiaomu's cold gaze stared at him, and the monkey's laughter stopped, with a frightened face.

Raising his hand, Nan Qiaomu pointed at the monkey and said coldly: "You think Ye **'s behavior is funny, right?" ”

The monkey immediately shook his head obediently: "It's not funny, everyone has to punish this kind of beast......"

Nan Qiaomu's pretty face showed a little disdain: "Ye ** really had a mating relationship with a girl, what about you?" ”

The monkey has a very deep and sober understanding of himself, and immediately lowered his head to review when he heard the words: "I can only watch Mao films on the computer every day, and I am still a virgin, I'm sorry for causing trouble to everyone." ”

Nan Qiaomu finished counting one by one, then sighed a mouthful of "angry and indisputable" turbidity, shook his head, and went back to his room.

I don't know why, today's Nan Qiaomu is very angry, recently Ye Huan's beauties have appeared frequently, the heroic and pretty policewoman, today there is an extra willow eyebrows who don't know where to go, and a feeling of panic and anxiety gradually rose in the depths of Nan Qiaomufang's heart.

The wind suddenly blows a pool of spring water.

With a woman's keen intuition, Nan Qiaomu felt that the words that had been quiet for twenty years were about to be broken.

An indescribable discomfort invaded her heart in an instant, she unconsciously looked at the small photo frame on the desk in the room, in the photo frame, Ye Huan was holding a cigarette and casually put it on her shoulder, while she smiled quietly at the camera, the happiness in the smile was better than a hundred flowers blooming, bright as spring......

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in the living room.

The monkey looked at Nan Qiaomu in confusion and walked back to the room after losing his temper, and couldn't help but wonder: "What's wrong with Qiaomu today?" ”

"Aunt is here, right?" Ye Huan was not sure.

"How is that possible? Qiao Mu is a female master, how can there be a big aunt? ”

"That's because her aunt didn't come, women, the aunt is irritable when she comes, and the aunt is even more irritable if she doesn't come. Because the woman's words are all entangled between the eldest aunt and the eldest aunt who doesn't, and she worries about this thing all day long, can she not bitter and hateful? ”

The monkey was immediately amazed: "Wise! Brother Huan, wise! In one sentence, the essence of the suffering of women compatriots for thousands of years is ......"

Ye Huan was in distress: "Monkey, someone else gave me a job for some reason, should I go?" ”

The monkey thought for a while and said, "Brother Huan, this matter is very strange, you have to think clearly before deciding, although we are poor, we have to live well." ”

Ye Huan's eyes showed a look of deep thought: "Liu Mei apologized to me, although there is no sincerity, but I somewhat understand the meaning of this apology, do you remember those three shameless guys?" I guess most of them were sent by Liu Mei, and she apologized to me maybe because of this, this Liu Mei is what they call 'eldest lady'. ”

The monkey was puzzled: "The question is, why did such a high-ranking lady send someone to find you, why did she change her attitude later, apologize in person, and give you a job?" This is even more outrageous than a yy novel, what kind of grudge does this eldest lady have with you? ”

Ye Huan touched his chin, groaned for a long time with a serious face, and said slowly: "I really can't think of any other reason than coveting my beauty, monkey, do you say I should go or not?" ”

"Go! Why not? If that female beast wants to sleep with you, you want her to come to me, what is coming at me! The monkey's chest snapped, and the sky was in a mess.

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Monday.

Ye Huan stood on the square in the center of Ninghai, looking at the fifty-storey Red Tiger Commercial Building on the west side of the square, towering in the urban steel jungle, so far away and unattainable, Ye Huan was so nervous that sweat oozed from his palms.

In the past two days, Ye Huan made a special inquiry, and when he asked, he found out that the chairman of Red Tiger Entertainment Company was actually Liu Mei.

A small person in the market suddenly got a job invitation from a high-level company, and the boss of this company personally invited him, Ye Huan felt very panicked.

Human beings are always full of fear and rejection of the unknown, and Ye Huan is the same.

This matter is too bizarre, I don't know how to start, I don't know how to end, Ye Huan doesn't know anything about the cause and effect, he can only be stupidly arranged by fate, he will do whatever he wants, to be honest, Ye Huan doesn't like this feeling of being at the mercy of fate, and what's even more sad is that he has been at the mercy of fate for 20 years, and he wants to resist, but he hasn't succeeded once.

This time, Ye Huan decided to accept the mercy of fate.

There are many young people in this world who are very enthusiastic, rushing forward with a bloody courage and vigor, shouting what surging passionate slogans such as "my life is up to me", Ye Huan once did this, and after years and reality slapped him a few times, Ye Huan gradually understood that the high-tech work of challenging fate is not so easy to do, not shouting a few loud slogans, his own destiny can really be in his own hands.

In fact, the fate of the vast majority of people in this world is in the hands of others, and it is impossible not to admit it.

So the slogan can only be a very empty and pale slogan, it is like a face-saving scene that people throw down after being played by fate, ridiculous, and extremely ironic.

Now Ye Huan no longer has the passion to resist the mercy of fate, it can be said that he is afraid, or it can be said that he is tired of it.

Ye Huan is a mortal, like any ordinary person around, running around for a living, a little cowardly, a little inferior, and a little ideal.

Unconsciously walked downstairs to the Red Tiger Building, Ye Huan looked at the white-collar and gold-collar workers in and out of the formal and luxurious clothes, and the mid-range high-end cars with flaunting turn signals, driving into the entrance of the underground parking lot next to the building in an endless stream, a noble and busy scene.

Ye Huan stood in front of the building, as if he had traveled to another completely strange world, this world was prosperous and noisy, magnificent, but there was a cold and false atmosphere, whether it was people or buildings, they were like cold and hard iron, and they couldn't smell the slightest human touch.

As soon as he stood in front of the building, Ye Huan felt uncomfortable, he felt that he was out of place in this prosperous world and couldn't fit in at all.

Standing silently for a long time, Ye Huan suddenly smiled, and his smile revealed a familiar taste of nonchalance, a little ruffian.

I'm afraid of a fart! Lao Tzu didn't come to beg for food, it was the boss of Red Tiger who personally invited me to come, what am I afraid of?

If there is no gain or loss, there is nothing to fear.

Ye Huan was full of pride and walked into the building with his head held high.

The lobby is very spacious, the bright and luxurious marble floor reflects the crystal chandelier hanging high on the ceiling of the hall, and the bright light pours down like mercury, evenly sprinkled in every corner, walking in the hall, a sense of superiority arises spontaneously, as if walking in heaven.

The crowd of people shuttling back and forth was a little proud, as if they could enter here to evolve more advanced than the humans outside, and all kinds of expensive leather shoes and high heels were so sonorous and powerful on the marble floor.

Passing through the lobby all the way in, there are six elevators in the passage, and a large number of office workers and white-collar workers have gathered outside the elevator, they did not talk to each other, but silently looked up at the number of the floor to which the elevator went, and their cold expressions showed indifference and numbness that rejected people thousands of miles away.

Ye Huan glanced at the company names on each floor of the building at the entrance of the passage, found the floor of the Red Tiger Company, and walked to the elevator, huddled together with the white-collar workers to wait for the elevator.

I have to say that Ye Huan's dress today is a bit bad, with a black suit and a white shirt, it looks very formal, but the suit and shirt are all like pickles that have been pickled from the jar for half a year, wrinkled from the inside out, and the texture is worse than those 50 yuan buy one get one free giveaway, and the whole body is like a migrant worker repairing the air conditioner, rustic and cheap.

It's not that Ye Huan doesn't understand the rules of formal attire for work, it's just that he really doesn't have a piece of clothing that he can handle, how can a gangster like him who is struggling on the food and clothing line have spare money to add a set of professional formal clothes worth tens of thousands of yuan?

The white-collar workers waiting for the elevator looked at him with strange eyes, and their eyes showed undisguised disgust, just like a dog cub suddenly popping out of the lion pack in the African savannah.

Ye Huan's hands were folded casually, over the years, he had seen too many disgusted eyes like this, and it didn't matter for a long time.

Snobbish people are not human beings in Ye Huan's eyes, they are beasts, and beasts can't put pressure on him if they look at him with any kind of eyes.

With a crisp sound, the elevator arrived, and the white-collar workers in the passage swarmed into the elevator.

Ye Huan followed unhurriedly, and as soon as he entered the elevator and stood still, the elevator suddenly beeped, overloaded.

Ye Huan smiled indifferently, and was just about to consciously go out and wait for the next elevator, when someone in the elevator called out coldly: "What are you standing for?" Why don't you hurry up and get out? Really, there is no quality at all, how did you get in? ”

The other male and female white-collar workers in the elevator muttered complaints such as "yes", "old man" and "inferior person", revealing their disgust for Ye Huan from their bones, as if their shoes had stepped on.

Ye Huan's eyebrows raised slightly, and the leg that had already stepped out paused for a moment, and then retracted it.

I was going to talk to you about quality, but now I don't talk about quality!

Ye Huan was standing still in the elevator, the buzzing of the elevator was still screaming violently, and the white-collar workers inside suddenly became angry, shouting at him, and there was a dissatisfied noise in the elevator.

In the boiling crowd, Ye Huan, who was standing at the elevator entrance, blinked, and a wicked smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, so he sank into the dantian, his lower abdomen was slightly retracted, and he held his breath......

In the narrow elevator, a very long and high-pitched strange sound suddenly came out......

Poof――

The sound was melodious, and even dragged the trilling tail of at least one note, and at the same time, a disgusting stench spread like a poison gas bomb in the elevator......

The boiling complaints in the elevator suddenly disappeared completely, and there was a deathly silence in the small space, and a few traces of green gas rose from the heads of male and female white-collar workers......

Ye Huan turned his head with a slightly embarrassed smile on his face: "As the saying goes, the fart doesn't stink, the stinky fart doesn't make a sound, I'm sorry to disappoint everyone, this fart of mine obviously violates this law......"

Everyone looked at him with horror.

A female white-collar worker wearing a black professional skirt covered her nose with one hand, pointed at Ye Huan with the other and trembled, and said in a trembling voice: "You...... You're ......."

Before he finished speaking, Ye Huan suddenly frowned, his legs pierced, and he said loudly: "Here comes another one!" This time, I promise not to disappoint you, so please listen closely......"

As soon as the words fell, the men and women in the elevator let out a terrified scream, and rushed out like crazy, scrambling to be the first to catch a train for the Spring Festival.

A group of people stumbled out, taking a big breath of fresh air outside, and the elevator suddenly became empty, leaving Ye Huan standing alone, so lonely and seeking defeat.

In the noisy scolding, the elevator door slowly closed, and Ye Huan's smug and underwhelming smiling face disappeared immediately.

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ps: It's still a chapter today, I'm too lazy to split it into two chapters, more than 4000 words, it's a two-in-one chapter. After howling yesterday, the ranking of the new book list actually rose one place, which really surprised me, is it really a crying child who has milk to eat? I hope you will continue to work hard and continue to rush forward, our goal is not that there are no tooth decay, but no chrysanthemums in front!