I talked nonsense to the old man for a long time and didn't say why, so I had to interrupt randomly: "Have you been watching the news recently?" ”

The old man said, "You mean the golden jade clothes?" ”

I was immediately interested: "What do you think about this?" ”

The old man said: "That kid is so hateful, it's understandable to eat, but he shouldn't have hit the idea on the national treasure, and the old man surnamed Ma is also innocent." ”

I grinned and said, "I see it that way, too." "With the old man's words, I can also use chicken feathers as an arrow, and when someone asks about the second son in the future, I can say that this is the old man's instructions behind the scenes.

The old man squinted at me and said, "You came here early in the morning just to talk to me about these?" ”

"Aren't you going out in a month? I'm just here to make a stop and see if you have any plans for a high level so I can prepare. ”

The old man laughed and scolded: "It's bullshit again - if you have something serious, just say it, and get out of here if it's okay." ”

I got up and smiled, "Then I'll go, we'll see you next month." ”

The old man wondered, "Are you really okay?" ”

I laughed, "It's fine." ”

The old man pointed to the door and said, "Really get out." The old man had a rare sense of humor.

When I went out, I saw Su Jing looking at the sky boredly with his hands behind his back.

"What are you looking at?"

Su Jing said: "The wall of your prison is too low, and ordinary sword students can jump out." ”

At this time, Xiao Wang also came over and led us out, and I asked him in a low voice, "What if someone wants to escape from prison and jump directly over the wall?" ”

Xiao Wang's expression tightened and said: "This joke can't be nonsense!" ”

I'm happy.

It was almost noon when we got on the bus again after leaving the prison gate, and the No. 24 bus was moving slowly and slowly in the traffic flow, which was the time when the traffic was at its highest, and our bus here had no special lane, so we could only hold up our heavy body and various private cars together, and finally encountered a traffic jam at an intersection. The cause is a Hyundai want to take advantage of the change of lights to reluctantly go left, but apparently the opposite taxi also wants to take advantage of this little time to pass, two cars that were originally on the road ** boundary to make a breath, Hyundai wants to turn left, the taxi wants to pass in front of it, the two cars twisted, the intersection that is not wide is sealed, the car on the adjacent line saw that the green light was also lively, the car was barely squeezed through, the larger off-road vehicle and the bus could only stop behind the two owners and honked wildly, less than three minutes, the whole road was pasted......

There is no traffic police at this intersection, and the drivers don't let anyone, and they are still looking for time to see the stitches, and in the end, they can't go regardless of the red light line or the green light line, and a big bag is blocked in the middle of the road.

The driver in our car began to move forward little by little, and when he saw that the porcelain was blocked, the surname Suo turned off the fire and lay on the steering wheel to watch the excitement, and some passengers began to complain: "Master, think of a way." ”

The driver stretched out his hands: "What can I do, don't you see it blocked?" ”

Some people also discussed: "Don't you let each other go and leave?" "But this kind of talk is not nutritious, and it will not be able to give way to Hyundai and taxis.

In this way, the traffic jam lasted for nearly 10 minutes, and the situation did not improve in the slightest, but even the cars behind were blocked.

At this time, a person in the car squeezed in front of the car door and shouted: "Open the door!" ”

The driver hesitated for a moment and opened the back door and said, "There is still a hurry, this is not an hour that can't be passed." Immediately, there was another round of complaining.

The man who shouted for the driver to open the door got out of the car but did not leave, he went straight to the intersection, knocked on the front cover of the two initiators, and said: "You two stop arguing, listen to me!" ”

Both the Hyundai and the taxi driver stuck their heads out and said, "What are you doing?" ”

The man rolled up his sleeves and said, "Do you still want to go?" ”

Both drivers stopped talking.

The man pointed to the taxi and said, "Get out of the way and let him go ahead." ”

Hyundai stopped doing it again, poked his head out and said, "You know where I'm going, you just let me drive forward, I have to turn left when I go home!" ”

The man said, "Wouldn't you just go around the next intersection?" ”

Hyundai was dissatisfied: "I'll be home soon, and I'll go around again?" ”

The man also said loudly: "Don't you feel sorry for those two gasoline money, can go around you in a circle?" ”

"Cheng Chengcheng, can't I listen to you?" Hyundai drilled his head back and cautiously drove through the thin slit of the taxi to get out of the way, and the man waved his arm to direct the car behind Hyundai: "Let's go." Then he said to the eager taxi, "You wait." ”

The taxi driver said, "It's all green light, why should I wait?" ”

The man glared at him: "Are you able to go?" ”

The taxi driver saw him blowing his beard and glaring, but he didn't know what he was doing, so he had to swallow his anger. The traffic finally became active under the command of this person, and when our car was finally able to go, he ran into the car in three steps and two steps, and the driver waited for him and admired: "You really have a way, traffic police, right?" ”

The man lifted his glasses and said, "No, I use stupid methods, mainly because people are too selfish now." ”

From beginning to end, I felt that I had seen this person somewhere, but I couldn't remember anything, and I was taken aback when he lifted his glasses: "How could it be him?" "This person's glasses are very special, they are rare gold wire glasses in the past two years - this person is the gold wire glasses that I didn't dare to make a sound when I was struck by lightning and was taken out of my wallet!

The reason why I didn't think of him was because I didn't have a deep impression of him, and the main thing was that he was so different now from when I first met him! When I first saw him, this little glasses was only timid as a mouse, I helped him find his wallet, he didn't let out half a fart, and he didn't even dare to tell the truth when the thin man shouted, but at this time, the glasses brother was still the same pair of glasses, and the dress was also that dress, but the sleeves were high and the buttons were half-unbuttoned, especially when he commanded Ruoding just now, there was a bit of a posture of the Emperor, and it was said that it was absolutely impossible to do this kind of thing with his surname. If it weren't for the exact same, I wouldn't have believed it was a person.

I looked at Su Jing distractedly, pointed to the gold wire glasses and stammered, "That person ......"

Su Jing said calmly: "I found out just now, that person also has your thirty percent sword qi on his body. ”

I slapped my thigh: "No wonder! Then I asked her again, "Does sword qi change people's surnames?" ”

Su Jing said: "It won't be, why do you ask that?" ”

I smiled bitterly: "Haven't you seen what this guy used to be, he didn't even dare to fart when others took his things." ”

Su Jing said: "But although I can feel that he has your sword qi on his body, but that sword qi is only dormant in his body, and it can't really be used by him, what are you talking about?" ”

I was even more puzzled, so I could only say nonsense casually: "It's probably the same reason that wine is bold, although he can't use my sword qi, the side effect is that he has changed into a person." ”

Su Jing said: "Don't talk patronizingly, ask him where he lives." ”

I suddenly came to my senses, squeezed through the crowd to the glasses and said, "Dude, good job." ”

"It's nothing, it's convenient for you to be with others." The glasses looked back at me, a little confused, and said, "Have we seen each other?" ”

I reminded him: "Last time it was on the 24th road, you almost lost your wallet ......"

Glasses suddenly said, "It turned out to be you." He thumped on my chest as he spoke, "I'm still thinking of looking for you." ”

"What are you looking for me for?"

There was a complicated look in the glasses' eyes: "Thank you, the more I thought about it last time, the more I felt ashamed, I really didn't do it." Since then I've been thinking about finding two people, one is you and the other is the kid who stole my wallet, and I'll have to fight with him this time if I meet him again! ”

Usually anyone who shows timidity at the time of the incident and turns around to say this is bragging, but I understand that glasses are true, I didn't expect glasses to be afraid of losing face to admit all the things that happened last time, which shows that he is open-minded enough, but unfortunately, if it weren't for knowing why he became like this, I really want to make such a friend.

The glasses grabbed my arm and said, "It's easy to meet you, you can't just leave, come home with me at noon, and let your sister-in-law have a good meal." ”

I hesitated, "Is this convenient?" ”

"What's inconvenient, you will be my brother in the future, oh, we should get off the train when we get off the station."

Su Jing nodded at me slightly, I knew her thoughts, and after finding the glasses, they would be able to come to the door to collect the bills, so I had to say, "Okay, it's just too embarrassing." ”

When I got out of the car, I wanted to buy some fruit or something as a gift, but my glasses dragged me away: "Don't fix those empty heads, my brother is not an outsider." ”

I secretly sighed to myself, this same person, the surname of the spleen is heaven and earth, this is really unimaginable to be put on the previous glasses.

We didn't go far along the road into a beautiful community, it seems that the glasses family is not bad, into the unit door upstairs, glasses opened the door and said loudly: "Aihua, come to see my brother." ”

A middle-aged woman who was a little chubby came out of the kitchen, wiped her hand on her apron and said, "Welcome, welcome." ”

The glasses opened the shoe cabinet and put out slippers for us: "If you want to change it, you can change it, if you don't want to change it casually, I'm afraid that you will be uncomfortable." ”

I hurriedly said, "Come by yourself, come by yourself." ”

Glasses and his wife smiled at us, and said to glasses: "This is the first time you have led someone to dinner at home, and you will introduce you." ”

"Oh, look I've forgotten about it." The glasses put his hand on my shoulder and said enthusiastically, "This is ......" Only then did he remember that we were actually meeting for the second time, and he scratched his head and said, "By the way, brother, what's your name?" ”

The glasses wife looked at us with a confused look......

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It's interesting to think about whether you have any friends around you who have changed their surnames all of a sudden.