The madmen from the mathematics department proposed to have a basketball game with the physics department.

The head of the department is so busy that his head is dizzy every day, where is there any idle work to take care of these things, he just says the word agree, and he doesn't care about anything else.

It is said that there is a deputy director who has caught the problem of sports, but the department has not yet been clearly attributed to the deputy director, since they are coming, they will have a game with them, there is a young lecturer, surnamed Jiao, who loves sports, and took the initiative to ask Ying, saying that he will organize it......

First, there is the question of candidates. If you want to answer quickly: is it better to choose in the senior grade or in the junior grade? The answer may be to "big".

No, to "small". The first people who came to this school were all eighteen or nineteen-year-old hairy boys, no better than those old fritters, and the old fritters who were a little hungry for time also pulled a girlfriend to fall in love.

Lecturer Jiao searched in the freshman year first, and Huang Jiajun was naturally selected first, and he was an old friend of basketball, and he was generally in the city.

In the eyes of Lecturer Jiao, Li Duolao is a country barbarian, but he sees that he is tall and flexible, and his biggest advantage is that he does not wear glasses, don't think about it, wear glasses into the field, casually the glasses fall off, and when you touch the glasses from the ground, people hold the ball and put it in that circle.

Lecturer Jiao asked the counselor to inform Huang Jiajun and Li Duolao, and Huang Jiajun readily agreed, and Li Duolao "thank you for your kindness" on the grounds that he had only seen a basketball but had not touched it.

Lecturer Jiao himself is a basketball player, he sees Li Duolao's physique and movements are a bouncing material on the court, not only does not reduce his strength, but increases, the more you dismiss him, the more you have to choose, you have one meter eight and more than a head, see you walk as brisk as a cat, you can't play ball, just give me to the court as emergency material in case of emergency.

Last year, a few barbarians came to the Department of Mathematics, and if they couldn't win, they would beat people, but fortunately, a big man in the Department of Physics who didn't wear glasses immediately made a mistake. Now that the graduate without glasses is gone, those guys have seen it and want to have it again, so he will ask a rural person who doesn't wear glasses to try it with you.

Lecturer Jiao told this Li Duolao in advance that once their mathematics department wants to compete again, you should first sweep off their glasses, and then teach them a lesson one by one, so that they don't get itchy again after a while, and they are going to compete again.

However, Li Duolao still refused.

Lecturer Jiao came to the end, he wrote a notice, stamped a red baba in the department, and personally delivered it to Li Duolao: "Look, this is stamped with the official seal!" He also said that he and Huang Jiajun would come to train for one hour a day for a week.

For Lecturer Jiao, an hour is a matter of passing with a few haha, and there is still a salary. But in Li Duolao, he can float a few times in the sea of books in an hour, and in the sense of "exercising", his exercise is already excessive, even if he doesn't compare with you Lecturer Jiao to chop wood, etc., try to catch snakes and fish with you. However, there is no way, I can only follow you for the sake of "honor in the department".

Li Duolao's lying is only sprinkled on the word "touch", although touch is touched, but how to "hit" depends on how to play, he still doesn't know what "serve" means. If you ask him to draw a few spinning tops, you have to find them from the technology library more than ten years ago. In Tuoshan Middle School, he almost never took physical education classes, and the few classes he went to only listened to Mr. Niu's "stand up and take a break and turn back".

When he first arrived at the court, Li Duolao just followed them like a cat and mouse. He mainly followed Huang Jiajun to learn from the master.

However, as soon as the ball arrived, as long as it was not too far away from the ball rack, he held the ball in both hands and began to dribble up from his bent knee, and threw it into the circle on the board in the way of scooping water, and there were actually a few times when the ball passed through the circle! It was probably more than ten years ago that he shoveled goldenrod grass in the field with Zucun and willow branches, and every time he threw it, he must have left the seeds left by the basket of ancestors.

But Lecturer Jiao shouted as if watching the silver turn into water: "You are such a living ancestor, you have to slap the ball on the ground before throwing, otherwise you will only be a fart if you hit!" ”

For an hour every day, in the seventh hour, Li Duolao was able to snatch the bouncy thing from others like a robber, and like a robber who robbed a bank, he desperately ran to his own side's rack with the ball, and threw the ball into the basket basically without leaving the ground, forgetting his life. He didn't fancy his ball skills, but saw his bull-scratching energy: "If the students from the mathematics department are going to come with fists and kicks again this time, Li Duolao, you will sweep off their glasses first......"

Huang Jiajun had already told Yin Xian the news, saying that he and Li Duolao were selected to compete with the mathematics department, and Lecturer Jiao, who didn't care about anything in both eyes, was always sure that Li Duolao was a powerful general who was capable of killing five generals and even sweeping thousands of troops. Li Duolao's ball skills are almost equal to zero, Lecturer Jiao asked him to sweep off the glasses of those spectacles in the mathematics department one by one when he was scratched, and then give them a good look one by one, I think Lecturer Jiao is a blind man, and I don't ask how many of them are in our dormitory first. “

I don't know why, Yin Xian has always had one more thing on her mind these days, it seems that Li Duolao wants to join the basketball team, if her father is not transferred to another unit and is still in charge of the department, she will persuade her father to withdraw his team membership. Lecturer Jiao picked him with good intentions, not only is his eyes not blind, but he is also a discerning eye in this area, really expert.

She knew that Li Duolao didn't need to sweep away those glasses from the mathematics department, they just didn't wear glasses, with a few bookworms like that, there would be enough for him to beat, and if he hurt someone, it would not be a trivial matter! She tried to talk to Li Duolao about it several times, but every time he deliberately distanced himself from her, and only gave her a "distant" smile when he arrived in a "distant" place, as if it was because of those shoes that he had to smile at her like this.

However, Yin Xian thought again, Li Duolao didn't hurt anyone in the kind of life-and-death battle at that night snack stall, and in this case it would be even more moderate, how did she fight with the Department of Mathematics last year, she didn't know, Li Duolao didn't know, Huang Jiajun didn't know, she believed that Li Duolao wouldn't listen to Lecturer Jiao and beat them to the ground.

More than half of spring has passed, but the city is still watching the cold spring, although there is a sun floating in the sky, her yellow light still can't drive away the cold.

It's not bad at all, the team members of the mathematics department are also tall and tall, and it is true that there are only three people who do not wear glasses, including the one who led the team, maybe a lecturer. That lecturer's age seems to be on par with Jiao Jiao's, so were these two lecturers leading the team last year?

However, the glasses rate of their physics department is also the same as that of the mathematics department, and there are only three people who do not wear glasses, including Lecturer Jiao, and the specific list is Huang Jiajun, Li Duolao, and lecturer. It is no wonder that Lecturer Jiao is so "thirsty" that Li Duolao must join this organization, and if there is a "war", he will adopt the tactics that the other side does not expect - a country barbarian who does not wear glasses will get their glasses down first.

Lecturer Jiao carefully peeked into the eyes of the lecturer of the Department of Mathematics, and analyzed some of the misdeeds of the players, so he called Li Duolao to him: "Our team will not be afraid of them technically, because except for the two of you freshmen, the others are all trained by me, we definitely have to win, and in the end they may have to fight if they don't admit defeat." You look at the look in the lecturer's eyes, you see they have changed a few stupid big guys, you see those stupid big guys secretly clenching their fists and doing warm-up movements. I noticed that the two of them who didn't wear glasses were a little smaller, and they didn't have much effort, even if our glasses were taken off by them, you and Huang Jiajun were stronger than them without glasses, and when it was necessary, the glasses on the ground would be smashed, and there were only four photons left, and the rest were blind, so we wouldn't suffer. ”

It's not just the physics department that watches the ball, but also the mathematics department, which looks like a mountain of people and a sea of people like that. Yinxian became a drop in this man's sea. She knew better than every drop of the others what the consequences would be if it happened why so many people came to see the excitement. Now her wish is that suddenly it will rain heavily, and an ice bubble will do.

When the whistle blew, everyone's spirits were lifted even more.

The two teams entered the stadium as a whole.

Plus one "Jiao lecturer" per team, two teams of 10 people each. It seems that each team represents the male surname of their own academy to this piece of ping, and who is more male. Needless to say, if they lose, not only will they lose this academy's competition, but it will seem that even the thirteen generations of the academy's ancestors will lose face in their generation.

Yin Xian saw Huang Jiajun and Li Duolao, in their two teams that seemed to be the spring male clothing model exhibition, Huang Jiajun was eye-catching, and someone next to him was estimating that if the clothes worn by (Huang Jiajun) who walked in front were peeled off from top to bottom, from the outside to the inside, and the pieces could be hung on the hook of the treasure store, looking at the price on it would be staggering.

As long as everything is bipolar, it is eye-catching, Li Duolao can't be said to be eye-catching in this team, obviously he is wearing an ancient costume in a remote mountain village, the old costume is not counted, the old is too old to be old, and if you peel it off, you can only increase the stock in the garbage can. However, someone noticed that this man was wearing a good pair of leather shoes, black and shiny, and some people next to him also talked about his leather shoes that might have been stolen from the supermarket. He walked at the end of the line, and he didn't look around like the others, he was full of spirit, just walking like he was following a group of people who were going to eat. From his expression, you could tell that he was thinking about something else. Looking at his pace, it cannot but be said that he walks very briskly and vigorously, which makes people think that this farmer invited from other places by the Department of Physics may have a hand in ball skills, otherwise he would not have been invited. (To be continued.) )