Finally returned to the barracks, Bian Jinding went to the bathroom to take a shower.

I just dried my body and walked out, and I saw the paper man lying on the bed, still with his feet crossed, and he looked quite tugging.

"Wow!" Bian Jinding was so frightened that his towel was about to fall off.

He hurriedly put on his shorts before scolding: "You guy!

He was so angry that he wanted to look for a lighter, but he couldn't find it. The insecticide is there, but there is no lighter, and the insecticide can kill mosquitoes.

Dare to love, this insecticide has long been thrown away.

Isn't the paper man stupid, still waiting to be burned by it?

Bian Jinding was mad. "Hey, what's the grudge!

He was most disgusted with this kind of stalker.

"Can you be refreshed! If you want to fight or kill, I will accompany you!" Bian Jinding is not easy to mess with, this time he is really angry.

At this time, the paper man suddenly spoke.

Yes. He doesn't have a mouth and can still speak. Hell yes!

It actually said: "Qi Xiaotian, stop making senseless resistance." Catch it quickly. You can remain silent now, but in the future everything you say will be a testimony in court. ”

Is this guy learning TVB police movies?

Bian Jinding was confused and confused, "You...... You are sick, I am not Qi Xiaotian. ”

The paper man floated to the ceiling and said, "You still want to deny it? ”

"Breath?" Bian Jinding smelled his body, fragrant, only the smell of shower gel! He crossed his waist: "Please, I'm really not Qi Xiaotian, the dead face paralysis you are looking for lives upstairs!"

"You want to lie to me, no way!"

The paper man said: "What evidence do you have to prove that you are not Qi Xiaotian." ”

It's over, I didn't expect the Ming Dynasty to also play the trick of proving "I am me".

"By the way," Bian Jinding remembered, and took out his ID card from his bag, "See, this is my ID card! Look clearly, is it Qi Xiaotian written on it?"

It's clearly written on Bian Jinding.

The paper man looked at it, but said, "The ID card can be forged, but your evidence is not established." ”

"Hey, don't deceive people too much, do you really think I'm afraid of you?" Bian Jinding really didn't understand, why bother talking with a piece of paper.

But, I really can't beat it.

I can't beat a piece of paper, it's too embarrassing to say it.

The paper man said, "You obviously have no evidence." ”

Bian Jinding said: "Let's go! I'll take you to find the real Qi Xiaotian." ”

The paper man said, "Go and go!"

I always feel that this paper man is not normal......

Bian Jinding came upstairs with a piece of paper, this is Qi Xiaotian's dormitory, a luxury single room, looking at the decoration, it is not the same as Bian Jinding's single room. One is considered a high-ranking figure of the Cavalry Guard, and the other is the tail of the crane of the Cavalry Guard. Just like the CEO of the same company and the miscellaneous worker, can they live in the same place?

Alas, the same people don't have the same fate!

This is where Bian Jinding hates Qi Xiaotian.

He kicked the door a few times, "Hey, get out!"

After playing for a long time, no one responded. If you keep kicking it, he will kick the door to pieces.

"This kid, did you go clubbing at night?"

The paper man said behind him: "Qi Xiaotian, your deception is too clumsy. Find someone else's room to kick around, can you prove that you are not Qi Xiaotian?"

"I ......" Bian Jinding couldn't explain clearly, no, wait, he suddenly thought and said: "I still have a witness! Just go find someone and ask, you will know who I am!"

"Okay, I'll believe you one last time. ”

So, the man with the piece of paper went downstairs.

As soon as he walked out of the dormitory building, he happened to meet Qi Xiaowu walking towards him with a few cavalry guards. They had just finished a late-night dinner party, and they were chatting happily as they walked.

"Hey, hey!" Bian Jinding hurriedly walked over, "Qi Xiaowu, it's so good to see you, quickly explain to this guy, who is my name?"

Qi Xiaowu and a few people were a little surprised when they saw the paper man.

However, Qi Xiaowu then said to him: "Captain, what is the origin of this guy?!Why is it so strange!"

"Huh?" Bian Jinding was stunned, "What are you calling me?"

Qi Xiaowu said: "Captain, what's wrong with you today!? Weird, aren't you our captain Qi Xiaotian?"

"What?" Bian Jinding was stunned, "what are you kidding?" When did I become a Qi Xiaotian? ”

"Captain, you're so funny, don't you even know who you are?"

Qi Xiaowu and several cavalry guards all laughed, "Captain, I won't tell you." We have to go. ”

They left Bian Jinding with a confused face and went upstairs.

The paper man said, "Hmph, see what else do you have to say now?"

Bian Jinding was really wronged to death, "I'...... I'm really not Qi Xiaotian!"

There's nowhere to reason.

At this moment, several more soldiers came up to him, saluted him, and shouted, "Good evening, captain!"

Bian Jinding roared and scolded: "Who is your captain!!Get out!"

The minions were sprayed and fled.

And the paper man clasped his hands, it depends on how he explains.

This time, Bian Jinding really jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it away.

What's going on here?

It turned out that Qi Xiaowu and the gang deliberately cooperated with Qi Xiaotian, because Qi Xiaotian said that he wanted to make a joke with Bian Jinding. They deliberately acted on such a scene.

It's April Fool's Day!

Poor Bian Jinding was calculated by Qi Xiaotian like this. carried such a big black cauldron for him.

Bian Jinding had no choice but to say to the paper man: "Okay! You come with me, I'll make a break with you!"

"Huh. The paper man smiled, "Do you finally admit that you are Qi Xiaotian?"

"Big brother, even if I don't admit it, you don't believe it!"

"That's it. ”

"In that case, it is better to use force to solve the problem. However, I'm going to pick the location of the decisive battle. That's not too much. ”

"Hmm. OK. The paper man said: "We underworld detectives have always given suspects full human rights and freedoms. However, if you lose, you will be judged by the underworld with me. ”

"Okay, okay. Bian Jinding responded in his mouth, thinking that this guy was an underworld detective.

Then there is no need to ask, it must be to catch Qi Xiaotian and return to the underworld.

However, he was a substitute for the dead in a daze?

Bian Jinding couldn't cry or laugh. If Qi Xiaotian is arrested, he will set off firecrackers to celebrate!

"Come with me. ”

So, the paper man followed Bian Jinding to the gymnasium.

Is it here to duel? It was confused, and suddenly, Bian Jinding rushed forward and hugged the paper man.

"What are you going to do?!" exclaimed the paper man.

Bian Jinding showed a treacherous smile, "Hehe, of course it's to defeat you." ”

"What do you mean?" The paper man still didn't quite understand, but he saw Bian Jinding holding it and rushing forward desperately.

The paper man is very light, and it is not difficult to hold it at all.

By the time the paper man reacted, it was too late, because there was a pool in front of him.

Paper is not only afraid of fire, but also of water.

"Poof. "They both fell into the water together. No matter how powerful the paper man is, it is completely finished. Could it be that this paper can still be waterproof? Bian Jinding was afraid that it would not be finished, so he pressed it and sank to the bottom of the water, stepping on it a few times before it surfaced.

He spat out a mouthful of water, "Cut, fight with me, I'm a genius! Genius, you know!"

Little bastard, a piece of paper still wants to tease me!