Chapter 266: Returning home
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Chapter 266: Return to China
The face of Charlie, the Queen's envoy, became more and more ugly. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ info
Everyone in the hall was ordering food from the restaurant, gossiping about conditions, and it was just a matter of putting forward conditions, which was originally negotiated with these Chinese on behalf of Her Majesty the Queen today, but it was just ...... Let's see what these evil beasts have come up with!
Burgers, French steaks, HΓ€agen-Dazs ice cream, and the most excessive is Zhang San, who actually ordered a family bucket and asked for Coke with ice......
Charlie's face turned green with anger, is this an insult to the dignified Queen Envoy of the British Empire?
Ignoring others, Charlie only looked at Ye Huan, and said with a cold expression: "Dear Mr. Ye, is this your attitude towards negotiation?" May I assume that our negotiations have broken down? β
Ye Huan hurriedly clapped his hands, interrupting everyone's clamoring: "Shut up!" Shut the fuck! Is there a shame in it? Can you be a little more reserved? The whole family bucket will eat again when they return to China, and now they will be serious. β
The result of the discussion was that there was no food in Britain at all, and the British food was very unpalatable, so everyone dispersed in twos and threes.
Ye Huan smiled dryly at Charlie twice: "See laughing, see laughing, a bunch of big bosses who have never seen the world, don't mind Mr. Envoy......"
Charlie's face softened slightly, nodded calmly, and said, "Mr. Ye, my time is limited, and I believe that you are not willing to let the situation continue to be so deadlocked, tell me about your conditions." β
Ye Huan said solemnly: "I won't be polite to you anymore, first, I need the Czech government not to hold us accountable, dismiss the outside guard, send us to Prague Airport, and open the route, let us go back to China......"
Charlie frowned and said: "Mr. Ye, this is the Czech Republic, not the United Kingdom, and our Majesty the Queen cannot interfere in the internal affairs of other countries......"
Ye Huan smiled: "Mr. Special Envoy, we have an old saying in China that Ming people don't say dark words, and the influence of the Queen of England is all over Europe, so there is no need to say these excuses, right?" If you can't even decide this little thing, why did the Queen send you? Blind date? β
Charlie looked stunned, and his face was a little ugly.
Negotiation requires skills, and you can't agree too quickly to what you can agree to, but you have to be difficult everywhere, and you must compare the baht, so as to maximize the benefits.
Obviously, the Chinese in front of him is not stupid, he knows the weight of Her Majesty in Europe, and Charlie has no excuse for prevarication under the first condition.
Charlie didn't agree directly, but said with a cold face: "There is the first condition, there must be a second one, right?" β
"Second...... Ye Huan glanced at him with some apprehension and said, "...... If I order a family bucket, you won't be happy, right? β
Charlie's face was as black as Bao Gong, and he gritted his teeth and burst out a few words from between his teeth: "What do you say?" β
ββ¦β¦ Then pay me 100 million pounds for mental damages, you don't know how much damage Edward's guy has done to me, and I have to count this account on your British royal family......"
Bang!
There was a loud clapping sound in the hall.
"Don't think!" Charlie was furious.
"Speak well, don't get angry, if you don't pay, you won't pay, I'll bring the wool film starring Edward back to China, engrave it into a disc and sell it in batches, five yuan a piece, sooner or later I can buy a 100 million pounds, Mr. Envoy, fame and fortune are like floating clouds for me, and I have no opinion if you don't compensate me......"
"You...... You're a scoundrel, scoundrel! Charlie roared in anger.
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In the small reception room next to the castle hall, He Ping, jackals, monkeys Zhang San and others who gathered together to watch TV looked at each other.
"Do you think they're going to fight?" Zhang San said worriedly.
The monkey smiled: "If that Charlie really dares to do it, he will be too mentally retarded, and Brother Huan's skills are more than enough to clean him up." β
"Brother Huan's conditions, will Charlie agree to it?"
"Most of them will agree, Edward is not big about it, it is not small, it is not small, it is related to the reputation of the British royal family, it is already considered the queen's luck to be able to exchange money for fame, they will not agree, of course, Brother Huan will definitely knock them hard, otherwise how can he give himself and Qiao Mu this bad breath that has been stuffy for a year?"
Zhang San pursed his lips and said, "I really don't understand, what's the use of fame, as for being so nervous?" β
The monkey snorted: "If the Queen of England is a person like you who hides her face in the crotch of your pants, Brother Huan's threat will not have the slightest effect, people are different from us, they value their faces more than anything else, and besides, this matter is not purely Edward's business alone, is there any bullshit in the royal family?" Edward is just the tip of the iceberg on the surface, if the matter is made public, the skills of those media reporters are very deep, what mafia will be in the future, murder and goods, rape and plunder, these things will be dug up one by one, and all the accounts will be counted on the head of the British royal family, who told Her Majesty to give birth to a litter of rats, do you think the Queen of England can not be convinced? β
Zhang San nodded, thoughtful: "This is the so-called pulling out the second brother and bringing out the, right?" β
There was a sudden silence in the living room.
I don't know how long the silence was, but the monkey said cautiously: "You must be trying to express ...... meaning of 'pulling out the radish and bringing out the mud', right?" β
patted his thigh, Zhang San nodded affirmatively: "Yes, there is also such a saying......"
The negotiations in the hall continued, but Charlie was obviously a little unable to hold back the fire, and had an urge to be rude, but when he thought that the young man in front of him was the master who had just killed more than 100 people, Charlie restrained this irrational thought.
Ye Huan sighed with a bit of contempt: "You were known as the empire on which the sun never sets, so you won't even bargain with me for this hundred million pounds, right?" β
Charlie clenched his fists, and his face turned red: "The sun never sets on the empire has no causal logic with 100 million pounds!" Why should our glory be your excuse for extortion? The British Empire owes you nothing! β
Ye Huan sneered: "Edward owes me a lot, and this account will naturally be counted on your British royal family!" β
"Edward has long been expelled from the royal family, and he has nothing to do with Her Majesty!"
"Then what are you talking to me on behalf of Her Majesty? Have nothing to do to talk to me? β
Charlie: "............"
My God! What did I do wrong, actually punish me like this, let me meet this kind of person......
"Mr. Ye, if I don't agree to your unreasonable demands, what are you going to do?" Charlie asked with a cold face.
"Quite simply, aren't you the Queen's envoy, and the Viscount of England?" Ye Huan smiled as peacefully as the blessing of the heavenly official: "...... I'll take you down, and then ask your Majesty the Queen to send someone to ransom you and Edward back, and of course, the next offer will be more than Β£100 million......"
Charlie suddenly felt a rush of blood in his chest rush to his throat, and pressed it back again.
It's a very stupid thing to reason with bandits, and this is Charlie's new life experience.
"I ...... I need to make a phone call. Charlie stood up with a blushing face, and walked to the other corner of the hall.
Ye Huan looked at him with a smile, but his eyes were full of ridicule.
He is now considering whether to add another condition, such as ceding a British overseas colony to him, just like the Treaty of Nanking more than a hundred years ago, so that Her Majesty can also taste the loss of power and humiliation of the country......
Of course, it's just a matter of thinking about it, Edward is a handle, but his weight is not yet so heavy, if he really opens his mouth, I believe that the queen and the old lady will definitely fight to lose the face of the royal family and destroy them cleanly.
Let yourself and her group go back to China, and knock some money by the way, it is estimated that it is still within the range that the old lady can accept, and it is too much.
Charlie called for about ten minutes, and still walked back with a grim face.
"Mr. Ye, we can agree to these two conditions, but Edward is the person, and all the ...... he was forced to take pictures by you All indecent video tapes and videos, you must leave them all to me without leaking. β
Ye Huan shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "You also saw that Edward is not in this castle, I won't be stupid enough to let the police in Prague attack and take him away, right?" β
"Where is he?"
Ye Huan blinked: "He has been secretly sent back to China by me, and the smuggling route he took ......"
Charlie suddenly felt dizzy.
It's a devil! He calculates everything so carefully that he can't catch any loopholes.
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The negotiations, mixed with wind, rain, thunder and lightning, are coming to an end.
During this period, Charlie made phone calls again and again, and was forced to the edge of the cliff by Ye Huan again and again, and his damn reason made him resist the thought of dying with this despicable Chinese again and again......
In the end, even Ye Huan couldn't bear to be angry with this polite gentleman anymore.
This Viscount should really go to the hospital to take an X-ray after returning to China, and it is estimated that he has already suffocated his internal injuries, and what is even more respectable is that he can still squeeze out a smile on his face...... No, it's not just respectable, it's just singable.
Look at the quality of others, this upbringing, and then look at the beating nature of yourself and the three brothers of Monkey Zhang, tsk......
"Mr. Ye Huan, everything that happened last night has to be said to be a very big regret, we don't say right or wrong, our Majesty the Queen is magnanimous and has decided not to investigate the bad consequences caused by your impulsiveness, and the Czech government has also promised to let you go back to China immediately under the mediation of Her Majesty the Queen, but ...... You have been put on the unwelcome list by the Czech government, and I am afraid that you will no longer be able to enter the territory of the Czech Republic, and of course, the British government has also put you on the unwelcome list......"
The smile on Ye Huan's face deepened: "It's okay, it's okay, it's enough to come to such a beautiful country for a lifetime, and it doesn't matter if you don't come in the future, Britain, well, your Olympic referees always blow the black whistle of our Chinese, I really don't want to go, what I care about most is ...... What about money? When will I give me the Β£100 million? β
Charlie said coldly: "The money is naturally indispensable to you, isn't Edward still in your hands?" β
okοΌ Β£100 million is here!
Ye Huan tried hard to hold back his joy, but the not very deep cultivation and the crescent moon with the corners of his mouth still betrayed him completely.
"Mr. Ye, apart from these two conditions, you don't have any other requirements, right?"
Ye Huan thought for a while and said, "Since you asked, I'd better mention one more......
Charlie's eyelids twitched violently, and his right hand was about to move, and he suddenly wanted to pump his own cheap mouth......
"What other conditions?"
ββ¦β¦ By the way, ask someone to send me a KFC family bucket, Coke with ice. β
Prague Ruzyne International Airport.
Under the nervous and vigilant surveillance of a group of Czech military police, accompanied by the Queen's special envoy Viscount Charlie with a cold face, Ye Huan and others took more than a dozen Mercedes-Benz cars and came to the airport in a mighty way.
This time, the things done in Prague made a big noise, and the Czech politicians had a headache with this group of Chinese, and the scene of seeing them off was very huge, which can be described as magnificent, of course, it was basically an escort nature.
Ye Huan also knew the hostile attitude of the Czech government towards them, so he didn't dare to stay any longer, and hurriedly beckoned everyone to return to China together, including the investigation team headed by Wei Changjun, more than a dozen bodyguards led by Huang Hu, and the Blue Sword comrades-in-arms led by He Ping, etc., all the people related to him in Prague were all brought, looking at Zhang Sanru's mournful expression, Ye Huan simply gritted his teeth, called the female thief Tina to steal Erdina, signed a ten-year employment contract with her in the name of the owner of the celebrity club, and took her to the car.
The Czech politician wished that they would leave early, so he simply applied for Tina's passport at lightning speed, in short, this troublesome Chinese young man wanted to take anyone away, and they would never stop him, but they were afraid that he would not go fast enough.
As for the blue wolf hiding in a remote corner of Prague, it was not a fuel-efficient lamp, and while the Czech government was seeing him off, he escorted the delirious Edward directly to Germany by land.
In the tarmac of Ruzine International Airport, Ye Huan had already informed Feng Kai, the captain of his private jet, to be on standby, the airport control tower had opened the route, and everyone got on the plane, Ye Huan stayed under the plane and shook hands with Charlie warmly.
"There will be a period later, and there will be a period later......"
Charlie stepped back with a frightened face: "No! There will be no time in the future! β
"Well, I have one last request for you to see if you can say yes......"
"Still want a KFC family bucket?"
"It's not...... Ask Her Majesty, can you give me a knighthood or something, I can be regarded as helping your royal family clean up the door, and I have to show some credit for it, right? β
"You still want the title of our British Empire?" Charlie gasped, he realized that he still deeply underestimated the thickness of this Chinese's cheek and moral bottom line......
Ye Huan smiled brightly: "...... What do you think of sealing me a deer and ding duke? β
Charlie choked, then shook off his hand vigorously, turned his head in anger and left.
Go back and ask Her Majesty to initiate relations and let the whole of Europe put this bastard on the unwelcome list!
Ye Huan didn't mind, laughed and turned around and boarded the ramp of the plane.
The beautiful stewardess bowed respectfully to him, showing a sweet smile, and as soon as Ye Huan walked in, she received a call from the blue wolf.
Ye Huan's smile gradually turned cold, and he hung up after saying a few words to the phone in a vague way.
Captain Feng Kai asked whether to take off, and Ye Huan nodded.
Buckle up and watching the airport runway outside the porthole reversing rapidly, Ye Huan held Qiao Mu's hand tightly.
"Qiao Mu, let's go home!"
Qiao Mu nodded heavily, away from his homeland for a year, and finally able to set foot on the land of his motherland again, his heart was bittersweet and bitter, and it was difficult to describe it.
Half a month later, the police found the body of a white European man in a valley somewhere on the border between the Czech Republic and Germany.
The corpse was shot through the back of the head with a gun, and the killer brutally pushed him into the valley, where he was found to have been gnawed by the beasts of the valley to the point that it was only half a bloody skeleton.
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