Yongyi didn't move, a strong man, he slept forever, he didn't care about anything, and went to another world. When a person dies, it can be said that it is equal to a zero.

People are dead, the political instructors and captains of the production team have to intervene, what do they care? In addition to managing labor arrangements, it is also necessary to manage not to make mistakes. What mistakes do people make when they die? To commit, for the sake of the dead, the living can make mistakes; The commune has a team in charge of extravagance and waste, red and white ceremonies, and happy celebrations, all of which have certain regulations, and they all have "documents" to follow, such as the "mountain meal" that carries the dead to the king of Hades for the funeral, which is considered the ** of the entire funeral, and cannot exceed five tables, gongs, people, eyes, sand, including crying...... If you eat more than five tables, there will be a way to punish you.

Since Yongyi "instructed" his daughter and Duolao's lifelong events with his hands when he was dying, and the rest of the relevant personnel did not raise objections, although you cried sadly, it could not be regarded as a waiver, so the matter of Duolao and Willow Branch was unanimously passed, and it was determined. Now that it has been determined, so much labor must wear a three-edged crown at the funeral ceremony, and a red cloth must be tied on the top of the three-edged crown to show that this is the deceased's unmarried filial son-in-law, which is called wearing a flower bonus, which is an iron-clad rule that has been passed down for many generations. However, the political instructor resolutely disagrees with this matter, he is an instructor, and he can't watch you break the marriage law, your words are still far away, not to mention that he is still present, and he is also responsible for your violation of the law! The party who insisted said that this was at most an engagement, not a marriage, and it couldn't be legal. It's lively now, some say that the tiger doesn't bite the dog's mouth, anyway, it's just the food in his mouth, and it's not too late to get engaged; Some say that the deceased's will before his death is now a last wish, and that there will be a daughter in eternal life, and there will be no cubs, and Duolao must be allowed to wear a three-edged crown and a bonus. When the argument was inextricable, he went to ask Lan Ying who was in a coma, and after Lan Ying finally heard what she was asking, she nodded her head three times in a row, and asked the anti-Japanese couple, and they agreed, so whatever engagement he made was equivalent to marriage, and the three-edged crown and bonus were ready, so they were asked to wear them. As for the willow branch and the dorao, if you say you wear it, you will wear it, and if you say you don't wear it, you won't wear it, and they can't figure out these names of your adults. Just as someone took out the three-edged crown and bonus to put on Duolao, he heard someone outside shouting: "The commune inspection team is coming", and the person hurriedly shrank into the house, put the three-edged crown and bonus into the cabinet, and locked them.

It is the difference between wearing it and locking it up, which saves the disaster of overwork and willow branches.

The next class that Zu Cun called away the willow branches and Duo Lao was physical education. Although Li Duolao is not a member of the sports committee of the class, he has a very important position in the eyes of Teacher Niu. The wooden flagpole in the field is more than ten meters high, and it is so smooth and smooth, Li Duolao is the only one that this class can climb. Mr. Niu has almost all the physical education classes in this school, and he dares to say that there are few in the whole school who can climb it. He had seen Li Duolao climb this flagpole with his own eyes, and his speed was the highest in the school. He himself claims to be the king of sports, and he knows that he can't climb himself, so he uses the "forbidden" not to climb. Li Duolao didn't arrive today, and Mr. Niu quickly found out. Classmates told him he was called away by a wet-haired man.

Halfway through the class, Mr. Niu was teaching the students how to make "upright", "take a break" and "turn backwards" to the special standard, when a passer-by suddenly came to Niu Lao and reflected: "There are three students from your school on the machine farming road, two kneeling in the middle of the road, stopping a tractor to get on the car and leave, and there is a girl in the middle." ”

It's worth it! Hurry up and report to the principal, Teacher Niu announced that the students were free to move, and he hurried to find the principal.

It happened that Dong Lao also came to report to the principal. The principal put together the materials from the two reports and came to the conclusion that "Li Duolao and a young man with unknown wet hair carried money willow branches, about one kilometer away from the school, forcibly rode (or hijacked) a walk-behind tractor, and their whereabouts are unknown."

If you have a mobile phone, you can know where it is going right away. But when you say the word "mobile phone", people will think that you mean a chicken in your hand. The principal, Niu, and Dong discussed, studied, analyzed, and believed that "the specific situation is not yet known, and it depends on the development of the incident and needs to be investigated."

Two men and one woman, are they going to the wilderness? If so, it is so serious that it is many times more serious than being in love, which is impossible to calculate with mathematics. If there is something else, why not take a leave of absence, the question tends to be "I don't know how many times more serious"! Principal Wang's hand dropped from his head and said, "This matter is a big deal, at present, it can only be known to the three of us, and if it is spread out, the Education Bureau will deduct points!" Spread the word..."The principal bit the bite, "My hope of being transferred to the principal of the fourth middle school is very slim."

The world is so big, where to find it, the principal was so anxious that Teacher Dong cried.

It was nine o'clock in the morning the next day. The principal was anxious and sent Teacher Niu to ride on the "Dimming" brand school bus to Li and Qian's house, and told him to ask his parents tentatively first. Teacher Niu "muttered" all the way, asked all the way, and when he arrived at a mountain chong, he heard more and more clearly where the dojo was doing. Later, someone told him that a middle-aged man surnamed Qian had died on it. Teacher Niu is still surnamed Niu in the end, and he is a teacher again, he guessed that it was Qian Liuzhi's father who died! He kept "muttering" to Qian Liuzhi's house, and his work was so meticulous that he found Li Duolao.

Teacher Niu also looked at the dojo for a while, and felt that the four Taoist priests were beating gongs and drums on the floor walking and twisting, sometimes even exercising vigorously, a bit like they were in physical education class.

It is not an exaggeration to describe Mr. Niu's return to school as "flying", he is like a spy who gets a very important piece of information and reports this discovery to the principal. Principal Wang was suspicious, he really wanted to sing a song to soothe himself, and he let go of his heart that he couldn't go to the fourth middle school. He immediately asked Mr. Niu to tell Mr. Dong about the situation, and said that he, as the principal, was saddened by the misfortune of the students' families.

After Mr. Niu looked for Mr. Dong, he suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly came to the principal, he beat the principal and bit his ear and said: "I also found an interesting thing, I heard that those who helped with the funeral also tied a three-edged crown and prepared a bouquet of bonuses for Li Duolao, Li Duolao will be the man of Qian Liuzhi in the future, hey!" ”

Unexpectedly, Teacher Niu's delicate anecdote with a bit of male and female amore, for Principal Wang, it would be a bit exaggerated if it was described as a thunderbolt on a sunny day, but it was also equivalent to a three-eyed gun on his back, which was a big shock. This is the result of the relationship that has been established between them and the successful relationship! Expulsion from school is a sure thing! The two of them are still proposed to be promoted to the cadres of the student union. Fortunately, it hasn't been officially announced yet, otherwise it will turn the whole school into a love field!

The two of them are top-notch in terms of academic performance, and they are the two red hairs among the students, and he is reluctant. He has been the principal of this school for more than ten years, and during his tenure, Li Duolao has made progress so fast that he has never seen the "ancients" before. It is true that expulsion is a great pity, and people like him who make such a mistake will not be accepted by other schools, but for Principal Wang, it is beneficial: completely relieving his hidden danger, Wang Heng's matter will no longer be mentioned, Wang Heng not only goes to the trouble of possible punishment, but also can sit firmly in the position of deputy secretary of the Youth League branch. Wang Heng sat firmly as the deputy secretary of the Youth League branch, which means that he will enter the fourth middle school. No one dared to object to the expulsion of the two of them, and it was easy to make the mistake of having fewer expulsions.

Principal Wang raised his head and saw that Teacher Niu was sitting on the stool opposite him with his mouth open, looking at him like a child wanting to be flattered, so he said to him, "Go and call Teacher Dong!" ”

Teacher Niu is very frustrated, whether your principal is casual, funny, or secretive, as long as you smile, even if it is a reward for telling me such a secret thing, you will be satisfied. But the principal's face was stiff, on the contrary, it seemed to offend him, and Teacher Niu was a little sad. But when he saw the principal pointing to the door, he reflexively got up, heard the words "Teacher Dong" again, and knew that he wanted to call Teacher Dong. It was still time for class to end, and he walked towards Teacher Dong's office.

Teacher Dong came, and the principal politely asked Teacher Dong to sit down in a different tone from Teacher Niu.

Where do you sit, in the dean's seat? She felt unworthy; Sitting in one of the other two? It was a little further away from the principal. So he answered with his mouth, and stood as usual.

The headmaster put down his hand, which had been going back and forth on his head many times, as if he had finished thinking about a question, and looked like he had "just decided". Then he looked at Mr. Dong and sighed, and after sighing, there was a very regretful "......", it seemed that Mr. Dong's originally unphotogenic face was now disfigured again.

Teacher Dong thought that he was grieving for the loss of Qian Liuzhi's father, and mourned Qian's father here.

"Did Mr. Niu tell you?" The headmaster's voice was low.

"Qian Liuzhi's father is dead!" Teacher Dong's voice was lower. The expression is that this is what you asked, I see.

"Teacher Niu also said one thing just now, it's very serious! Use one's noodle. ”

"Dead people are very serious, of course nerve-wracking!"

"No!" The principal raised his voice, "......" He said what Teacher Niu said in his ear about Li Duolao and Qian Liuzhi, and then looked at Teacher Dong's "disfigured" face, all regretfully: "There is no way now, it can only be Kong Ming who tears and slashes Ma Ji." Li Duolao had already brought the Three Spirit Crown, which only his son and son-in-law could wear, tied the bonus, and confirmed that he was the future son-in-law of the Qian family. This is a declaration of war on schools, on rules and regulations! How can they win, if they win, the school will be chaotic, and the teacher will not only be busy being a matchmaker! If we don't deal with this matter, Director Wang will know about it, and we are afraid that our meal tickets will cross the river! Both of them turned out to be students in your class, you are the class teacher, I want to say hello to you first, this is the working method. ”

Teacher Dong was stunned, her mouth turned white, she lowered her head, for a long time, she raised her head, looked around, and decided that there were still three desks empty, so she took another step closer to the principal: "You expel both of them, Li Duolao is not a sloppy character, once they are expelled, he will make a fish with you, and poke out Wang Heng's affair with Qian Liuzhi, and there is Wang Heng's handwriting of love letters to testify, you didn't deal with it, and you want him to join the group, and you want him to be promoted to the deputy secretary of the Youth League branch, will your meal ticket cross the river?" ”

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