Chapter Forty-Seven: The Scents of the Bones of the Dead Man
Sandushi Shiro stood in front of the people, paying great attention to a few people on the field, except for a few disciples of Vermilion Bird Cheng Fengshou, Fang Zhenjiang and Baojin are here, these two people will let the children get actual combat experience, and fight together, these two people are fierce ways, but they are both a little ruthless, and they are fists and feet, Baojin slapped Fang Zhenjiang's chest with a palm, Fang Zhenjiang took half a step back and unloaded his strength, held his veins on his chest, and the other hand exhaled and took Baojin's choked throat...
Seeing this, Asahi Shiro's face was gloomy and he said: "The kung fu of these two people is really powerful in actual combat!" ”
A reporter from the city whispered to me, "Is it appropriate to teach children like this?" ”
I glanced at him and said, "If you want to compete, there are naturally other teachers who tell them the rules and taboos of the competition, but when you first learn, you naturally have to follow the actual battle, and when you become a master, it is not too late to look good." "This is actually what Fang Zhenjiang himself said to me, because I also asked him the reporter's question.
Out of the Vermilion Bird Field, passing by Lu Yu's Tea Pavilion when we went in to pour a breath, Lu Yu was not idle after the development of tea, because after him there were many new varieties, he is now busy verifying whether the brewing method mentioned in the tea scriptures in later generations has brought out all the advantages of a tea leaves, so in his house, there is no shortage of all kinds of good tea, large cups and small cups, and a kind of tea is soaked in various utensils and water of different temperatures.
Chaosan Shiro came out again to accuse him of being incompatible with the tea ceremony, and said that he had a friend named Ma Rope Catcher Lang who was the tea ceremony, whether it was everyone I don't know, anyway, his friend is estimated to be fiercer than him, and he doesn't even prepare a child. Is it easy to catch with hemp rope alone?
As soon as I went out, I saw Wang Yin driving the school bus, and I hurriedly shouted: "Lao Wang." Come here, come here. ”
Wang Yin poked his head out and asked me, "What's the matter?" ”
I said, "I'll give you a mission... There's one guy here who is so annoying. ”
I said to Asan Shiro, "Don't you want to confirm your kung fu with our people, I found one for you." ”
At this time, Wang Yin walked up to us and asked, "What task?" ”
I pointed to Asan and said to him, "You compete with this gentleman." ”
Wang Yin threw his coat into the car and said to Chaosan Shiro: "Then hurry up, I'll return to the team." ”
Chaosan Dusk Shiro finally reacted, and said angrily: "You actually found a place to drive to compete with me? ”
I pointed to Duan Tianwolf's eldest apprentice and said to him, "Then if you don't fight with that one, that one will sweep the floor." ”
Chao Sandusk Silang shouted: "It's too much to deceive people! He didn't say hello, and came to me with a punch, and Wang Yin saw the opportunity very quickly, and reached out on his wrist and brought him over.
I just felt the cold hairs on my face fall down. Although his expression was still smiling, a cold sweat had already come out.
It seems that Chaosan Dushi Shiro really doesn't cover it, as soon as he hands over Wang Yin, he grabbed the opportunity, kicked and kicked, and Wang Yin pulled him a few times. I knocked him down...
If you want to talk about the three-time karate champion, that ability is really there, and it is estimated that you don't need props to kick a wooden piece or anything. It's okay to use it, but compared with whom, Wang Yin's skills in the crowd are also first-class, the reason why he didn't bring apprentices is because he is not good at lecturing people by nature, but Cao Xiaoxiang and Fang Zhenjiang They or they have apprentices who are satisfied with themselves will send him to learn a few more hands.
The two of them fought for a while, and Wang Yin solved the problem with three punches and two kicks, but he didn't make a ruthless move, either pulling the other party down or pulling him down, and his expression was a little helpless, like a big brother playing with a scoundrel's little brother. Among the Eight Heavenly Kings, Wang Yin's courage is second to none, and although he drove a car in this life, he was a murderous master in his last life. Not to mention dealing with the morning and evening, it is no problem to catch the wolf with hemp rope.
Fought for a while. Asasan Shiro said in frustration, "I lost... But I don't believe he's really a driver. ”
Wang Yin waved his hand at him, didn't say much, got into the car and left. I said to Asan Shiro: "You can take advantage of it, this is a driver, I know a motorcycle repairer who is more ruthless!" ”
The reporters who followed us have become extra attentive and cautious since they returned from the morning and evening Shiro, and now they have a deep understanding of the ancient Chinese saying "Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger", and they have seen the karate champion being beaten all over the ground by a big car in our school, and the legend of the mysterious Orient suddenly comes to mind.
Next, I took them to visit the Qinglong and Xuanwu two martial arts arenas, saw Lin Chong's gun, Zhang Qingdi flying stones, when at the shooting range, Xiuxiu wrote a note to Hua Rong and Pang Wanchun, the two of them had a bead arrow and a fast arrow, and shot a bang on the target 50 steps away.
Even Jim, who was dismissive at first, was so excited that his face turned red, and he pressed the shutter of the camera again and again, and suddenly covered his stomach and snorted, I looked at the place he covered and knew that he had a stomach ache like Mulan, and they reporters had a meal similar to a war, I grabbed a passing student and said, "Go, go to the school infirmary and tell a few doctors to boil the stomach for Sister Hua and wait for me."
The kid slammed his fist at us: "Order!" "After that, I walked like a fly, and it was about 30 students who were brought out by Dai Zong.
Jim clutched his stomach and frowned, "You want me to eat your zhongwei?" ”
John said: "Chinese medicine is very good, and our neighbor Mrs. Thomas Thomason can't give birth to a child because Chinese medicine helps. ”
I hurriedly said, "Zhonghao... In this mixture, it is easy to cause misunderstanding. ”
When we arrived at the Baicao Garden, Bian Que had already strained out a bowl of soup that was almost dried and placed there, and I picked it up and said to Jim: "We have a Chinese tradition that when a guest comes, we will invite him to drink, and it is the first time to eat it, so don't mind." ”
Jim ducked away and said, "I've heard that your mid-leaf is made of grass. ”
I said, "Try it, it tastes like your Coca-Cola." ”
Jim took a sip of the letter suspiciously, gritted his teeth, and said, "It's much more exciting than Coca-Cola." He suddenly put his hand on his stomach and said incredulously. God, I feel like they're tinkering with my stomach after drinking it, and it's warm and comfortable. ”
Bian Que gave him a pulse. He looked at his face again and said, "You do have a stomach problem, and this prescription can be cured by taking it for three months." As he spoke, he brushed and wrote a prescription on the paper. Jim solemnly took it and said, "Oh my God, how much is this recipe worth?" ”
Bian Que whispered to me, "Who is God?" ”
I also whispered to him, "It's equivalent to their territory." ”
Bian Que said to me, "You tell him that his limbs and spleen are no different from ours, and they should also be made by Nuwa." ”
I hurriedly said, "... If we talk about this issue in the future, it will cause a dispute of faith. ”
After a short rest in Baicao Garden, we visited the last White Tiger Hall, which has the largest indoor swimming pool in Quanyucai, and there was no one here at the moment, so the reporter took a few photos casually. Just about to leave, suddenly a child emerged from the water, he got out of the water and laughed and stepped on the water to climb ashore, we were all stunned for a while, and a female reporter reacted. She looked at her watch and said in surprise: "This child was still in the water when we came in, which means that he has been in the water for nearly 3 hours..."
The others all looked at each other, and a few foreigners whispered in disbelief: "Three minutes." More powerful than the frogmen of the special forces? ”
At this moment, another child suddenly appeared out of the water, and this child did not see us, and pointed to the first child who ran out as he swam to the shore and shouted: "Hey, hold your breath and you lose, remember to invite me to chocolate." ”
Just as everyone was looking horrified, a third child came up, and when he saw so many of us, he said shyly, "Ah, it's so lively here." I'll keep diving! And he was gone.
The female reporter almost screamed, "Can anyone tell me how many children are still in the water?" ”
Before she could finish speaking, the children came out of the water one after another, and they were all wet. Dressed in small pants, they walked past us one after another. Talking and laughing and looking at us curiously, there were at least forty or fifty people, and for a while, the swimming pool that was quiet just now was as lively as a bazaar, leaving only all the petrochemical reporters.
The female reporter took me by the hand and said, "Can you let me meet their teacher?" ”
I told her, "Their teacher doesn't come out for half a day and an hour, so we came to see him after lunch." ”
Everyone: "..."
After visiting the four home venues, there is nothing to introduce, this meeting, the exhausted people finally accepted my suggestion, we took the car directly back to the main entrance, after a circle, appeared in front of us is a huge and endless wall, several reporters asked me at the same time: "Principal Xiao, what is this for?" ”
I said, "Oh, opposite is our teacher's dormitory, in order to prevent the children from harassing them to rest, so this wall was built, and ordinary students are not allowed to go there..."
I asked the driver to stop the car, and in order not to scare the children, I pretended to be kind and said, "Little classmate, you come down first, who are you students?" ”
When a few unlucky children on the wall saw me, they all shouted: "Principal Xiao is here, run..." Don't fall. "You know, this wall is two meters and five meters high, like the second floor.
Who knew that these children fell to the ground and did not move, and they all ran away in a blink of an eye. As soon as I was about to get into the car, I was maddened by the scene: from the other side of the wall, hula la like dumplings jumped over the children, one by one, like elk, jumped high on the ground and jumped directly over our heads and ran, it seems that the poor skills still added to the run, the hands and feet came up, and they all jumped and shouted: "Run, let the principal know that we will be punished for going there..."
After jumping past dozens of numbers, I finally grabbed one, and I asked him, "Who are you students?" ”
The child lowered his head in fright and said, "We are Teacher Shi, and that group just now is Teacher Duan."
… I should have thought of it a long time ago, Shi Qian and Duan Tianbao taught it!
The kid whispered: "Principal Xiao, I won't dare next time, it's really that there is nothing in the school that can practice light skills, the high is too high and too low..."
I touched his ground and sighed, "Do you know what you're doing wrong?" ”
“… You shouldn't jump over a wall. ”
"Wrong! Is that what your teacher taught you? I'm telling you, it's okay to jump over a wall. But you shouldn't be caught by me, remember, I'll punish you if I catch you in the future! ”
The little clever ghost said, "Yes." "My shoulders shrank away from my palms, and a cat's waist ran out from under my crotch. I threw my shoulders at a group of stunned reporters: "Let everyone laugh." ”
A national reporter said: "Principal Xiao, I know that this is a Shaolin warrior monk Tiyun Vertical and a gecko swimming wall, can you please demonstrate it in public, we didn't have time to take pictures just now." ”
I laughed and said, "That's easy." As he spoke, he grabbed a child who had just jumped over and pointed to the wall and ordered him, "Jump back again!" ”
The child took a few steps back, ran up the wall, and disappeared into the wall as if he were walking on the ground. The reporters flashed their flashlights and applauded, and finally said together: "Principal Xiao will personally demonstrate one for us." ”
I waved my hand and smiled: "The small skill of carving insects is not worth advocating. Hehe, it's not worth advocating. While scolding in his heart: It's too crowded, the two-meter-five wall, even if I can climb up, how can I come down?
For fear that they would continue to let me demonstrate. I hurriedly threw everyone into the car and continued walking, and before I could walk five minutes, John and Jim suddenly screamed. I quickly followed their gaze and saw that on the wall in front of me, it was painted messily with a brush, and I thought to myself: This is finally finding a dark corner, do you need to be excited like this?
Before the car could stop, John rushed down, slapping wildly against the wall, and I said with a bitter face: "John, you have to understand this, after all, this wall is too long." The management can't keep up, and the children can't be naughty..."
John grabbed me by the shoulder and shouted, "Do you know how many artists are going to be here?" ”
Jim also clapped and shouted, "yes." It's no worse than the Berlin Wall, and you see how creative the children are. ”
I look at the wall. Look at these two people again, oh, didn't you want to expose our earth? Co-author: When Westerners see something scribbled by, they think of it on the artistic level.
But the wall is really fun, the closest and tallest one is probably the work of senior students, written in lines: Today's canteen ground steamed bread alkali is bigger; I don't know who wrote in a big seal below: I think it's okay; Below, write in small letters: What is the number of the landlord today? Finally, cursive: It's time for this post to sink...
Next to this line of posts, someone opened a painting column, drawing a child with a depressed expression, and the next sign reads: I was scolded by Teacher Cheng today for not working hard, and I must work hard in the future. Looking at the style like Yan Pai, the child at the bottom drew a contemptuous expression, marked: Teacher Cheng generally does not scold, it seems that you are really not hardworking. Below is a picture of a maid, marked with an arrow: Our teacher Wang (probably a female teacher who teaches culture classes) said not to scribble on the wall... This looks a bit like Wu Daozi's student.
Of course, in addition to these artistic content, there are also a lot of children's graffiti, but fortunately, our school spirit is simple, and there is no content like "Wang Xiaohong is a dog", "Li Erdan is Wang Ba", "Zhang Xiaohua is too slow".
In response to the various problems of this wall, I have a headache for a long time, and once wanted to tear it down, the real Berlin Wall and the Great Wall can't prevent anything, not to mention this just a brick wall, but the Berlin Wall and the Great Wall seem to have very important other meanings later, simply, I stipulate: this wall continues to serve as a block between the old and new campuses, but those who can jump over by their own ability can not be blamed (nor can be blamed), second, in addition to swear words, students can create freely on the wall, The walls are cleaned once a month, and the best works are kept for a month... As a result, the "Yucai Wall", which I proposed to build, later became a scene and unique feature of Yucai. So much so that even Zhang Zeduan changed his mind, and he was ready to reproduce the full version of "Qingming Riverside Picture" on the Yucai wall.
In the end, we gathered all the students to perform a collective martial arts performance in the Qinglong martial arts field, and finally realized the scene that John expected, Lao Zhang, who went to rest halfway, arrived again, and in the sound of sonic shock for nine days, Lao Zhang solemnly and relievedly waved down, leaving the classic last old warlord gesture in Yucai, the land he loved deeply.
A week later, Lao Zhang passed away, and I erected a grand monument for him in front of the main gate of Yucai, on which in addition to explaining his identity and name, there was only one comment, which was a poem in Li Bai's "Chivalrous Journey":
The bones of the arson are fragrant, and he is not ashamed of the world.