Chapter Twenty-Three: The Tiger
I pinched the note and walked back, pointing at me and yelling, "Dude, get off the field!" "There were also a lot of people who were blowing at me with horns and whistles, including many girls and children.
"I'm also a female fan." I thought a little flutteringly.
It's just that I really don't dare to go any further, no need for anything else, now as long as a piece of police pays attention to us, it will be very passive. And the shock we created may no longer be limited to the city, many of the people and teams we defeated have become Yucai's sworn friends and free propagandists under the influence of the heroes, and after they returned to the local area, they especially focused on describing the image of a worldly master, this person's surname is Xiao, is the leader of Yucai, and the four King Kongs under him are all equipped with unique skills, so people want to see him in the game but can't get it......
It is no exaggeration to say that I can now travel all over the country with 200 yuan to eat and drink spicy food, as long as I don't do anything with others, I can come back alive, and the money on my body will only be more and not less.
Fortunately, Baozi has no concept of my new identity, since the martial arts conference produced the top 32, the local station in this city has suspended the original program to broadcast the whole game, and even the advertisement of "I have a strong education" has to be inserted 3 times, Baozi is very dissatisfied with this, she immediately changed the channel every time she turned around and saw the disturbing stadium on the screen, while complaining: "This broken conference is not over yet, "Struggle" is not yet performing? "Sometimes I occasionally tell her, saying that we are only in the top 8 in 16, and the bun is over with an "oh", I guess it's because she heard that even us are in the top 8 in 16, so I don't watch it.
Baozi is a sloppy woman, so sloppy that even if I become the president of the United States, as long as I don't tell her, she won't notice it.
Baozi is also a sensitive woman, so sensitive that even if I am the president of the United States, under the cover of the FBI and CIA, I can't escape the eyes of her old man.
When I returned to the shed, Zhang Qing and Dong Ping came around and asked, "Who?" Behind them, even Lu Junyi and Wu Yong pricked up their ears to listen, and the game reached this level, and the heroes were very concerned.
I pointed to Duan Tianwolf's mat, Zhang Qing rubbed his hands and said, "This time we finally have an opponent, let's have a good fight with them." ”
I walked to the front with a solemn face, patted the table and said, "While everyone is here, have a small meeting, and just say: we can't win anymore!" "Although the heroes all know in their hearts, as soon as I say the words, they are still silent.
"Brother Dong Ping, Brother Dog, we can't go any further in the singles match between the two of you, we will lose tomorrow."
Dong Ping said: "I still have to win tomorrow, my opponent is Tiger." ”
I wondered, "Tiger also made it to the round of 16?" ”
Dong Ping smiled and said, "You don't know, this kid's kung fu is still quite hard." ”
I said, "Then you have to win, he knows everything about us, and he can't say anything about losing to him." ”
Duan Jingzhu shouted: "Xiaoqiang, just let me fight hard, I won't be able to win the first place anyway." ”
I saw that his face was bruised, and I knew that he could have today completely spelled out, and he must be reluctant to give up on his own initiative, so I said to him: "Then you can do it." ”
I met a tiger in the restaurant of the hotel, this kid was happy, I asked him what he was happy about, he said: "You don't know, my opponent tomorrow is Brother Dong." ”
I wondered, "Did he promise you to release the water?" ”
The tiger glanced at me and said, "I know that Brother Dong doesn't look down on me, and he can not accept me as an apprentice, but he has to fight with me tomorrow." ”
I rolled my eyes and said, "I think it's a good beating for you." ”
The tiger didn't care at all: "I told you that you don't understand, hey, by the way, what's the matter with you always following when you play in the team competition?" ”
"What's going on, I'm the leader."
"Just you? Still a team leader? Let's go through a few tricks first! ”
I was so frightened that I jumped out of the way, and the tiger was happy when he saw it: "Yo, have you really practiced?" ”
……
When I got back to the room, I sighed all night, and Baozi poked his head out of the bathroom and said, "I said, what's wrong with you, like you've lost your wallet?" ”
“…… It's more worrying than losing your wallet. ”
Baozi continued to brush his teeth and said, "Uncle (let's talk) how to mess up?" ”
I lit a cigarette: "I can't say, I can't tell." ”
Baozi spit out the toothpaste foam: "Then you make an analogy." ”
“…… Okay, then I'll make an analogy, for example, you, Xiang Baozi, earn 800 yuan a month. ”
Baozi said: "It's not a metaphor, it's a fact. ”
“…… Don't interrupt! ”
"Okay, you go on."
"You earn 800 yuan a month but you fancy a 1,000 yuan skirt, what should you do?"
"If you really like it, if you can't do it, borrow 200 from others."
Well, this is indeed the style of buns, she hasn't done such a thing, it seems that this analogy is not appropriate, so I said: "What if that skirt is 8,000 yuan?" ”
Baozi said: "Fart, how can there be such an expensive skirt?" ”
Well, this is also the style of buns, and there are more skirts for 8,000 yuan, but she can pretend that she hasn't seen it.
I patted my leg and shouted: "To put it simply, it is a person who everyone else knows that he can only earn 800 yuan a month has taken a fancy to a thing of 8,000 yuan, but he actually has 80,000 yuan, and the problem now is: this person is obviously rich but he doesn't dare to buy what he likes, and he feels aggrieved." ”
Baozi was a little excited when he saw me, and wondered: "I don't understand what I said, does it have anything to do with you?" ”
In fact, I was a little depressed, after playing for so long, the game was about to end so suddenly, and I didn't get any benefits, even if I practiced holding my breath in the basin for such a long time, I still increased my lung capacity!
After Baozi went to bed, he used to change the TV to the local station, and the screen was a black stadium where he was sitting, and the announcer inside was catching up and said, "...... The newly produced top 4 include our city's education ......" Baozi changed the channel without even looking at it, while saying:
"Look, there have been more and more idlers since the ban on motorcycles."
The next day, as soon as I woke up, I judged that the time might not be early by the light behind the swaying curtains, and sure enough, when I looked at the watch, it was almost 9 o'clock, this time I was not in a hurry, I brushed my teeth and washed my face calmly, and changed my clothes, and suddenly felt a sense of relaxation in my heart, maybe it would be better to end it early, at least I don't have to scratch my liver so much every day, send everything that should go, I should also be busy with my marriage, and in addition to Xiang Yu's group of 5, I am also rare, Liu Bang and Black Widow are both staying and flying, and the two fools and fat people don't know what they are busy with, Master Li sometimes goes to the venue to take a look, wearing a little white-collar worker, and I don't know if he has a second-rate director or something.
When I arrived at the venue, I saw the heroes around a ring watching the battle, on the stage, Dong Ping was fighting the tiger - or beating the tiger, it can be seen that the corners of the tiger's eyes and nose have been treated, the scars are obvious, I don't know how long the game has been going on, in short, his steps have been messy, the only thing he can do is to rush up fiercely and then be kicked down by Dong Ping lightly or he threw himself on the ground in a flash.
I came to the heroes and said with a smile: "This person is really not afraid of beating, what is the first round?" Lin Chong closely followed the situation on the stage and said, "It's the second game." I found that the expressions of the heroes were very solemn, they stared at the tiger on the stage without saying a word, I quietly patted Zhu Gui and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Zhu Gui said with admiration: "Tiger is really a tough guy, he knows that he can't do it, but he still keeps attacking." ”
At this time, the second game ended, and the referee pulled the stumbling tiger and whispered for a long time, before reluctantly agreeing to let him continue the game.
After Dong Ping stepped down, he wiped his sweat and said to me: "Xiaoqiang, you go and persuade the tiger to stop fighting." ”
I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Whoever told you to ignore people all the time, he thinks it's rare to have a chance for you to beat him." ”
Dong Ping was a little stunned and said, "Do I have it?" ”
Say yes, I still went around to the tiger, the usual man is now panting, and there are subtle blood lines flowing down from the nasal cavity, Dong Ping is really unkind, so ruthless, I came to him and said in a joking tone: "Brother Tiger, let's not fight, okay?" If you like this tune, I'll find you two leopardskin girls to whip them, it's cooler than this. The tiger's ribcage rose and fell violently, his eyes were already a little sloppy, and he smiled with difficulty: "He finally regarded me as an opponent......
Later, I also understood Dong Ping's helplessness, at the beginning of the third game, the tiger who had relieved his strength began to charge again, as long as he didn't knock him down, he would even roll and crawl to entangle you, in this case, only by slamming him to the ground with a heavy fist can he have a moment of peace, but the tiger seems to understand that he has little time, and he gets up immediately after every time he falls to the ground, we can only watch Dong Ping helplessly knock him down again and again, and in the end, Dong Ping is about to cry, Hu Sanniang scolded inexplicably: "Dog, What a dog! But there were already two tears in her eyes.
Just when Dong Ping was about to collapse, the whistle at the end of the game finally sounded, and the tiger was about to fall down as soon as his body was weak, Dong Ping clamped him up and asked, "Do you still want to worship me as a teacher?" The tiger smiled shyly, and touched the wound, and the pain was so great that he said weakly, "I...... All right? Dong Ping hugged him: "You apprentice, I'm done!" ”
Offstage, Lu Junyi pointed to the tiger and said very uncalmly: "This person is the same as Xiaoqiang, although his martial arts are a little looser, he can be a brother." ”
(To be continued)