Chapter 62: A Lesson in Death
When we came outside, Xiang Yu looked at the Hyundai he drove and then looked at the bread I drove, and finally couldn't help but walk up to the bread and touched its body lovingly and said, "Let's drive this car, that car should also be returned to others." ”
He took Cao Chong's hand and walked to the rear door on the right, and was happy when he saw the lock on the door: "Xiaoqiang, you high-tech, come and give me the key." ”
I said, "Let's go up from that side, you'll have to drag it when you get in here, and then you can put a latch in it when you have time." ”
Cao Chong stood outside the car and watched, and suddenly stretched out his little finger and pointed to the cab and said, "I want to sit in front." ”
I said, "You can't sit in the front." ”
Xiang Yu said: "You hold him and sit in front, and I'll drive." ”
Xiang Yu is now igniting the handbrake and gearing to make the oil smooth, Cao Chong is the first time to see someone start the car, he poked his head and looked at Xiang Yu without blinking, Xiang Yu asked him: "Do you want to learn?" ”
Cao Chong visually measured the distance between the seat and the accelerator, and said in a milky voice: "My legs are not long enough." "The little guy is so talented that he can see so quickly that driving requires hand and foot cooperation.
Xiang Yu lifted Cao Chong on his lap and said, "Now I'll teach you how to open it again, my leg is your leg, you just step on it, my hand is your hand, I will do whatever you tell me to do." Cao Chong said excitedly: "Okay, good." ”
Xiang Yu put the handbrake back on, turned off the fire, and then demonstrated it to Cao Chong from the beginning, when the car started and ran less than 3 meters, Cao Chong patted the steering wheel and said, "Okay, okay, I will." Xiang Yu turned off the car again, and as soon as he pulled the brakes, Cao Chong stretched out his little hand and twisted the car again, pointed to the handbrake and said, "Put it down for me." ”
Xiang Yu did so with a smile, and Cao Chong stepped on Xiang Yu's leg with his left foot and said, "I have stepped on the clutch now, and you help me hang it on the first gear." Xiang Yu smiled: "Understood." Cao Chong's little foot was on Xiang Yu's right leg, and the car started slowly, Cao Chong waved his hand excitedly and shouted, Xiang Yu suddenly pressed both of his hands on the steering wheel, and said: "Little elephant, now the direction is up to you, my and your father's surnames are handed over to you, can you guarantee our safety?" ”
Cao Chong's nose was sweating, but he still nodded stubbornly, Xiang Yu actually let go of his hand, I was still smiling and disapproving, but at this moment I couldn't help but fly out of the sky, and shouted: "Brother Yu, have you played?" ”
Xiang Yu shook his head at me slightly and said, "You have to believe in the baby elephant." ”
That's it, under my command, Cao Chong actually drove the car out of the alley with the steering wheel like that, and Cao Chong was even more reluctant to get down on the road, the child's natural curiosity and desire to control were the most satisfied on the steering wheel, and at first he could adjust the direction reasonably, and then played the surname Dafa, and the surname Suo drove the car out of a serpentine line on the flat road. My face was pale and my scalp was numb, and my request to get out of the car was ignored by the two of them, but Xiang Yu simply put his hands behind his head and tossed with Cao Chong leisurely.
When he arrived in the open field, Xiang Yu hung the car on the third gear under Cao Chong's instructions, and rushed forward at a constant speed of 65 miles, which was already going to be fined in the city.
Because of the stimulation of speed, Cao Chong's little face has turned red, but I have to say that he has mastered the skills of the steering wheel is very proficient, at this moment, a busy intersection appeared in front of him, the traffic police were also gesturing on the command platform, and all kinds of vehicles passed in front of him endlessly, although there was still some distance away, but Xiang Yu did not slow down at all, I reluctantly smiled: "Brother Yu...... Still playing? ”
Xiang Yu ignored me at all, and looked at Cao Chong on his lap for a long time, without the slightest intention of interfering.
At this time, Cao Chong was a little panicked, his little hands were clutching the steering wheel, his eyes were round, but he didn't think of what to do, and our car overtook many drivers who had slowed down with a crazy and brisk displacement, and launched a suicidal charge towards the center of the intersection.
I just feel that whether it is the brain or the body, there is a blank everywhere, like a paper shell man blowing the wind down, now I completely understand that whether it is a hero or a traitor, it is not easy to shout something before dying, even if it is "a good man spares his life." ”
At this time, Cao Chong was much stronger than me, and at the moment when our car was about to rush out of the stop line, Cao Chong shouted with a crying voice: "Stop!" ”
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The shrill sound of brakes came from afar, and the traffic policeman with his back to us turned his head in amazement, but he immediately entered a busy state again.
The traffic light in front of me was shining red, and the traffic in front of me was shuttling in an orderly manner, and I slammed my fist on the window and shouted, "Damn! "We all knew in our hearts that as long as Cao Chong shouted two or three seconds late, we would have already collided with one of the cars and turned into a ball of flames. Xiang Yu doesn't even cherish his own life, and of course he doesn't take other people's lives seriously.
Cao Chong nervously grasped the steering wheel, his eyes staring motionlessly ahead. Xiang Yu slowly held the steering wheel in his hand, Cao Chong raised his head, his eyes were already full of tears, and he said aggrievedly: "Why didn't you stop early?" ”
Xiang Yu smiled slightly, picked him up and put him in my arms, and after the green light turned on, he crossed the intersection and parked the car on the side, then easily turned his head and said to Cao Chong: "We said that you will drive the car, I am just a machine in your hand, how dare I stop if you don't stop?" ”
Cao Chong wiped his tears and stared at Xiang Yu again without showing weakness.
Xiang Yu half-leaned on the steering wheel and said to Cao Chong lightly: "I taught you to drive to make you understand: first, nothing can't be done, and those who find reasons for themselves are cowards; Second, you promised to keep others safe, you promised to keep me and your father safe, you may think I'm joking with you, but as a man, you don't joke; Finally, never rely on someone else to help you out of a difficult situation, you get the idea? ”
Cao Chong looked up at his little brain melon thoughtfully, and finally nodded vigorously: "I understand, I don't blame you Uncle Xiang." ”
Xiang Yu laughed, only then did he realize that I had a blue face and asked me, "Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you?" ”
I stared at him with stares and didn't speak.
Xiang Yu couldn't help but be stared at by me, and patted me carefully, saying, "Hey? ”
I opened the window and vomited, and after a long time, I took out a few pieces of tissue paper and wiped my mouth, and said fiercely: "I will be your grandson in your car in the future!" ”
Xiang Yu and Cao Chong both laughed, and I immediately realized that even if I was a grandson for him, I still took advantage of him, because I should be his gray grandson for dozens of generations, especially from the buns. And even the little friend Cao Chong who is sitting in my arms is actually more than 1,000 years old this year......
In fact, I also understand that Xiang Yu taught him the most important lesson before sending Cao Chong out - it was also a lesson in playing with life.
After we arrived in Yucai, it was still a lively scene, full of gray scaffolding, workers working in pits, cranes and road rollers rumbling to the soles of people's feet, although individual screenshots were taken to see that it was an ordinary construction site, but this kind of large-scale joint operation should be the first time to see in the people, I estimate that at least hundreds of spy satellites from various countries are eyeing us, they should be puzzled why China's political axe is building such a large-scale military base in residential areas, Or wonder why there are no missile launchers and nuclear silos here.
After getting out of the car, Cao Chong took my hand and looked around, his eyes were not enough, and he kept asking me what this is and what it is, not to mention him, even Xiang Yu was a little distracted when he saw this scene, when he saw the crane gently and skillfully grasping several tons of steel bars to a height of more than ten meters, he let out a sigh, he may have realized that in this era, "Li Neng Ding" is just an ordinary coolie's material.
I led them to the front of the old building, although the building next to it has not yet risen, but in this magnificent area of these dwarfs have been dwarfed, the children have just dispersed early, but they are not idle, three or five groups around their respective teachers split and practice boxing, these teachers are also varied, there are Liangshan delegation dominated by heroes, there are interest groups represented by Duan Tianwolf Duan Tianbao, and the women's special training team led by Hu Sanniang and Tong Yuan, although Baojin has a body of kung fu but does not know how to teach, Suo practiced by himself in the open space without saying a word, and a group of children were gathered in front of him, Xiaoliu seemed to be busy with the children's breakfast, squatting in a row at the door of the cafeteria, smoking and resting, and some were holding a bean paste bag......
I asked Cao Chong, "Do you like this?" ”
Cao Chong nodded: "I like it." ”
"Let's go find a master to learn skills, see what you want to learn?"
Now because there is no systematic study class, the children are based on their own interests and hobbies with the teacher, there are often children here listening to listen to the fun over there and running over, the most popular is still the little fat Duan Tianbao's light class, Cao Chong looked left and right, and suddenly spread his calves and ran to Cheng Fengshou, who had few people in front of him, and followed the squatting horse step.
At this time, Cheng Fengshou also saw me, came over and smiled at me, he looked at Cao Chong, and asked me, "This is ......?"
"Hehe, my son, I'm here to learn the skill."
As soon as this sentence came out, the surrounding heroes suddenly gathered around more than ten people and asked, "Where did you come from, son?" ”
Dai Zongzheng led Wang Wuhua around the field, and shouted when he passed by us: "Xiaoqiang, let your son run with me, and ensure that the 110-meter hurdles will break the 9-second mark within 1 year." ”
Wang Wuhua said while running: "Master, 9 seconds is nothing, I must break through 10 seconds!" ”……
Zhang Qing rushed up and said, "Don't fight, let him choose by himself." As if showing off, he ordered the sheep herding children around him, "Apprentice, show them one, and hit the bird in the tree." ”
The free-range child swept the leftover half of the bean bag in his hand, aimed at the bird in the tree 15 meters away, waved his hand, and bounced away like a meteor, and we watched the little bird...... Continue to sort out the feathers.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, then they heard a miserable scream of "oops" at the door of the canteen far away from us, and turned their heads to look, only to see Tom's nosebleed for a long time, and on the ground in front of him, the bones were green and half a bean bag was turning...... Xiao Liu, who is in Yucai, has already developed a keen sense of crisis, he picked up a pot and put it on his head, and shouted: "It's my fault that today's bean bag alkali is big, and it's not like this, right?" ”
Zhang Qing patted the back of the sheep's head, and was embarrassed for a moment before finding a field for himself: "Although the accuracy is a little worse, the strength is already there." ”
Dong Ping stretched out his hand to pull Xiao Cao Chong, and said in a fake manner: "Good, uncle will show you the goldfish." ”
Cao Chong pulled Dong Ping's hand away, continued to squat on the horse, raised his face and said, "To learn kung fu, you have to do a good job in basic skills, do you understand?" ”
Everyone was stunned, and then they all burst out laughing.
Cheng Fengshou said with a smile: "This child is destined for me, I'll accept a disciple into the room." ”
I squatted down and said to Cao Chong, "Are you afraid that you will live here in the future?" ”
Cao Chong reluctantly glanced at me and Xiang Yu, but still said, "I'm not afraid, but I will think that you still have Sister Baozi." ”
I said, "It's okay, Daddy picks you up every weekend." ”
At this time, Dai Zong had already run around with Wang Wuhua again, and when he heard us talking, he shouted at us: "Take what to take, follow me to practice, and then run two steps and go back——"
In this way, we entrusted Xiao Cao Chong to him, and I didn't say Cao Chong's true identity with the heroes, I think it should be helpful for him to follow Cheng Fengshou as a modern person in his future life.
When Xiang Yu and I walked back to the car and were about to go back, a man in his 30s riding an electric bicycle happened to pass us. ”
"yes."
The man was about to ride away without saying a word, and I hurriedly stopped him and asked, "Dude, how much did you buy an electric car?" ”
This man had some perverseness in his eyes, and he was originally distracted, but when he heard me ask, he was stunned, and had to say helplessly: "One thousand sixteen." ”
I turned to Xiang Yu and said, "I've always wanted to buy one for Baozi." ”
As soon as the man wanted to leave, I stopped him again and asked, "How many days do you charge the battery?" ”
“…… 3 days. "This dude is already full of black lines.
I was also very embarrassed, so I said, "Thank you, your surname?" ”
This man couldn't bear the surname anymore, kicked his feet away from us, and only threw a name from a distance: "Li Tianyan!" ”
(To be continued)