Because I didn't know the bottom of my heart, I drove the car back to Yucai with a straight face, and the way back to the dormitory was blocked by a group of children, I didn't have a good voice, and I didn't bother to play a game of cat and mouse with them, so I pressed the horn twice, and a group of children looked back at me, as if I was just a passerby (that was my previous life), and soon they all turned their heads again.

I got out of the car and slammed the door and asked in a vicious voice, "What are you doing?" ”

A few children didn't look back and said, "Don't make noise, come and see." ”

I looked into the crowd and saw a few fourteen or fifteen big children in a small circle, with a few barbells for weightlifting and more than a dozen barbell pieces at their feet.

From the atmosphere of the scene, it is obvious that the two sides are confronting, I know the big children, they are all following Li Kui to practice weightlifting, and it is very effective, what city, district, national youth weightlifting competition champions and runners-up are here, but I don't know why they have a dispute with Li Yuanba, I grabbed a big child and asked: "What's the matter?" ”

The kid turned around and saw that it was me, and angrily pointed at Li Yuanba and complained to me: "He said that what we practiced was rubbish." ”

I laughed for a moment and asked Li Yuanba, "Did you say that?" ”

Li Yuanba said angrily: "Yes-"

The older children suddenly clamored. They all pointed at Li Yuanba and asked.

Li Yuanba kicked the barbell on the ground with his toes, and said innocently: "Originally." What can you do with this? ”

Now the big children were even more excited, originally, if Li Kuibaojin and these adults said this, they would only have to listen obediently, but in the face of a person who was not a few years older than themselves, especially an ugly guy who was not good-looking, of course they were not convinced, a young and tall student who was close to one meter eight did not say much, Kaka installed two barbell plates in two times, and said to Li Yuan: "Ugly boy, you are optimistic." That's 80 kilograms. Standing in front of the barbell as he spoke, a standard snatch was steadily lifted above his head for a few seconds, and then he threw it on the ground with a thud.

A fourteen-year-old child can lift 160 pounds of iron lumps. And it's still a snatch... I can't do it anyway.

The big man put down the barbell and demonstrated to Li Yuanba: "You can do it and then talk about it." ”

Li Yuanba reached out and grabbed the barbell with interest, mentioned it slightly, and said happily: "Hey, it's quite heavy." ”

A few children on the side sarcastically said, "Nonsense, do you think this is a plastic piece?" ”

But they're all wrong... Li Yuanba said that it was very heavy, which meant that this thing was heavier than it looked - the next second, he put the iron bar flat on his chest with one hand and looked at it carefully, smacking his mouth and said, "Well, it is about the same weight as the big knife I played when I was 5 years old." Lin Lei: "This hand can shock everyone, among the people present. Including Qin Qiong, Yuwen Chengdu and other fierce generals, they naturally use no less than 100 catties of weapons, but if they want to lift the weight of the 160-pound guy like this with an embroidery needle, no one can do it.

Li Yuanba didn't wait for everyone to come back to their senses, looked down at the pile of barbell pieces under his feet, thoughtfully, still held the barbell flat with one hand, and grabbed a few pieces with the other hand and added them to both ends of the iron rod, someone came back from the shock and shouted: "Be careful, dangerous!" "Li Yuanba's action is definitely a serious violation of the operation. If one of them falls on the surface of the foot if it can't grasp it firmly, it will take root and sprout.

Li Yuanba added all the barbell plates, dressed the barbell like a big gourd, and then locked the lock, waving a few laps above his head like an ash rod, I only felt a cold wind blowing in my face. Immediately shouted with open hands: "Everyone stand back!" ”

The crowd gave way to a big circle. Li Yuanba danced with a large iron gourd weighing an unknown number of pounds -- not much slower than a six-year-old boy playing with a stick, and the rust on the iron lump flew out and was pungent in his nose. He played for a while, as if he suddenly lost interest, threw the iron gourd casually and said, "It's still too light, I didn't play my head." ”

I was the first to wake up from the shock, and I patted the children who were still petrified on the shoulder and comforted them: "Learn from this brother in the future, you will have such a day." ”

The group of children were stunned for a moment, and suddenly surrounded Li Yuanba and asked this and that, the admiration was overflowing, when asked why he could have such strength, Li Yuanba said quietly: "Nothing else, eat more meat, fight more!" I shouted at the children, "Don't listen to the last sentence!" ”

Xuanzang smiled and said to me, "Don't you think of a way now?" ”

Lu Bu who beats the girl! Compared with Li Yuanba, he is a hair!

In fact, I knew what to do since Li Yuanba lifted the iron gourd, the reason why I have the first fierce general in history who even Xiang Yu thinks is inferior by three points, and it is difficult to find someone to clean up Lu Bu, first, because I haven't had an impression of Li Yuanba in my mind, and second, this kid's appearance has seriously deceived me, I really can't imagine that this ugly boy who is not as tall as me can really be perverted to such a point.

I glanced at Xuanzang and said carefully: "You are also in favor of solving it by force?" ”

Xuanzang said with a smile: "If you should fight, you have to fight, beat one person, and be happy for thousands of families, this is merit." ”

… I seriously doubt that Sun Wukong was originally a kind and cute little monkey, but he was taught by Xuanzang to defeat the Buddha in a fight.

After dismissing the students, I beckoned, "Yuanba, come here." ”

"What are you doing?"

"I'm going to fight with my brother!" I know there's no need to hide it from this kind of person, and he may not be happy to go into a fight.

Who knew that Li Yuanba waved his hand as if he was not interested: "Don't go!" ”

“… Why? "Could it be that after listening to Xuanzang's two-day class, this stupid overlord has really become a Buddha?

Li Yuanba tugged at the corner of his clothes and said depressedly: "Except for Yuwen boy." No one can catch my three moves and two styles, and there is no point in fighting. Yuwen Chengdu scolded with a smile: "Crazy you!" ”

I pulled him along. LIKE A STRANGE UNCLE TEMPTING LITTLE LOLI, HE SEDUCED AND SAID, "THIS PERSON IS VERY POWERFUL THIS TIME, HAS LU BU HEARD OF IT?" ”

Li Yuanba said blankly: "Lu Bu, what is it?" ”

At this time, Qin Qiong and the others all gathered around when they heard Lu Bu's name, and Cheng Biting Jin patted Li Yuanba's head and said, "Silly boy, Lu Bu is the number one fierce man in the Three Kingdoms." ”

Hearing the words "the first fierce man", Li Yuanba's eyes lit up and said, "Really? ”

Qin Qiong asked me in a low voice, "Why did you get involved with Lu Bu?" ”

I sighed and said, "It's hard to say, let Xiuxiu explain to you in detail in the future, and now I have to take Yuanba to the Three Kingdoms immediately." ”

Qin Qiong said: "Three Kingdoms? Isn't the second brother Guan Yuguan I admire the most in the Three Kingdoms? ”

I smiled and said, "Second Brother Guan also wants to meet you Second Brother Qin before leaving." ”

Qin Qiong was flattered and said, "Then I'll go with you." ”

I scratched my head and said, "Not really, right?" "Although Qin Qiong and the others should be fine if they don't return to the Tang Dynasty, but at this juncture, it is better to have more than one thing to do.

Qin Qiong pointed at Li Yuan and said, "That kid must have someone to watch." Otherwise, it is easy to have an accident, but fortunately, he is still more obedient to what I say. ”

I also heard Xuanzang say that because Qin Qiong was kind to the Li family, Li Yuan warned him not to hurt Qin Qiong as early as when Li Yuanba went to Ping Eighteen Road to oppose the king, and Li Yuanba was most afraid of his father, so he obeyed Qin Qiong's words.

Hearing Qin Qiong say this, I'm afraid that this stupid boy won't be able to clean it up. I had to say, "Then trouble the second brother to run with me." ”

For a while, countless people appeared in front of and behind me, shouting: "I'll go too, I'll go..." I heard that I went to the Three Kingdoms to help Guan Erye carry the pile, and these people went crazy to make do with it, Fang Zhenjiang and Wang Yin also coaxed, Yang Lin and several veterans stood on the periphery, but their eyes kept looking at me.

I danced my way through the crowd and shouted, "Don't be busy, there are only seven people in the car." ”

At this time, Li Yuanba finally figured out who Lu Bu was, and grinned: "Hehe." I have to fight this Lu Bu kid. The ugly boy suddenly looked left and right, and said in frustration, "But I don't have a weapon in my hand." ”

Everyone was stunned, if it is said that if you make a knife and a gun, you can find it in any dynasty you go to, Li Yuanba uses a hammer, and it is not difficult to find, but a 400-pound hammer is not everywhere - what do ordinary people do with a 400-pound sledgehammer?

Li Yuanba pushed everyone away and looked around, where everyone had just eaten lunch. Xiao Liu was squatting on a strange stone at the door of the cafeteria to smoke, Li Yuanba swept there at a glance, he walked over quickly, picked up Xiao Liuzi and threw it aside, and pulled the big stone that Xiao Liu had just squatted on - strictly speaking, this was not a stone, but an unconventional oval barrel. Probably as tall as most people. The pregnant woman who was pregnant in October was so thick, like a big water tank used in people's homes in the past. It's just a solid ground, with rough surface grains, similar to a huge lump of cow.

This thing has a history, it is indeed not an ordinary stone, this is the construction of the new campus when the ground was dug out, the old people said that this thing is the product of the big steel smelting, its predecessor should be the iron pot and iron plate in the homes of countless people, because the temperature is not enough, so it is a monster, many places still retain a lot of this thing, smashed and knocked not broken, dead and sunk, had to be buried in the soil, I saw that it still has a look, on the waste utilization placed there as a decoration.

Li Yuanba fell in love with it as soon as he saw it, and walked over with his arms, he was less than one meter seven tall, and this thing almost reached his chest, and the weight was at least more than four hundred catties.

I said, "You're going to use this?" ”

Li Yuanba grabbed the girl's waist like a big cow, and said happily: "That's it!" ”

Qin Qiong said: "You don't even have a handle, how can you use it?" ”

Li Yuanba put down the cow shit stone, scratched his head, and suddenly saw the barbell pole on the ground, reached out and took it, and chiseled twice on the cow shit stone, and the barbell rod was deeply inserted into the stone, Li Yuanba grabbed the other end, carried the cow shit stone on his shoulder, and waved at me: "Let's go, find Lu Bu boy to fight!" ”

Everyone laughed when they saw that his little child was carrying a big dick, just like a shell man carrying a big cow dung.

This also has a benefit, as far as I know, Li Yuanba was killed by thunder because he was killed by thunder because he held a sledgehammer and scolded the sky during a thunderstorm, and the superstitious saying is that Tiangong was angry, in fact, now I look at it, the ugly child is held on the lightning rod, and after changing this new weapon, it's okay to scold Lei Gong on the street, this thing is too insulating!