Isn't 306 just about being famous!
When most citizens were still mixed with joy and sorrow for the ups and downs of the Hong Kong stock market, on June 16, the "Looking for Bruce Lee" imitation competition hosted by Golden Harvest and Warner Investment finally kicked off. 【】
After more than a month of publicity, imitating the opening scene of the competition and its popularity, the crowd is not enough to describe the scene at that time. Golden Harvest set up a full 100 square meters of stage outside the stage, the background of the stage is Bruce Lee in "Jingwumen", "Tangshan Brother" in the classic photos, the big set attracted a lot of on-the-spot players, the audience's attention, although Bruce Lee has been away for more than half a year, but his voice and smile have always been fixed in the "18 years old" look.
More than 200 imitators were wearing "small dragon suits" secretly produced by Wang Xiaohu and sitting in the front row, Tang Long, He Zongdao, Liang Xiaolong, and Lu Xiaolong sat in a row, they did not wear "small dragon suits" like others, but changed into a casual short fight under the instruction of Wang Xiaohu, which was particularly conspicuous among the 200 imitators.
There are already dozens of reporters under the stage, how can they miss it, after all, this kind of large-scale parody show is the first time in Hong Kong, its scale is far larger than the annual TVB beauty pageant, and it is more appreciated.
There are more than a dozen tables, chairs and benches in front of the stage, on which are written the words "judge" so-and-so, Golden Harvest so-and-so, Warner so-and-so, and the middle one is marked with "Golden Harvest President" and "Warner Representative". At present, these judges have not yet arrived, and the whole competition scene is chattering.
At 8:30 a.m., there were more and more citizens outside the stadium, and the big headlights were shining in the sky, and the June sun was already very scorching, but the citizens were very patient and waiting, looking forward to the birth of "Bruce Lee II". On the small hill not far from the crowd, Wang Xiaohu, Sammo Hung, Yuan Heping and others gave priority to drinking ice water, waiting for the start of the game, which was just right to see the first half of the game site.
"Ah Hu, do you think the four players we put in will be in the top ten?" After looking at it with a telescope for a long time, Sammo Hung said with some concern: "I always feel that it is a little difficult to stand out from 200 people. ”
Wang Xiaohu looked at him with a sideways smile, and said in his heart Don't talk about their four little dragons, just your old man also imitated Bruce Lee back then, isn't that slightly comedy and spoof "Fat Dragon Crossing the River" starring you, and the box office is not bad. So he said: "Sanmao, you have to believe my vision, if Liang Xiaolong is out of the game because of the difference between his appearance and Brother Xiaolong, that is understandable." The other three should have no problem, especially Kim Tae-jung and Huang Jianlong, who are 100% shortlisted. ”
"What about He Zongdao?"
"Hehe, he's no problem!" Wang Xiaohu picked up the telescope with a smile, and soon found the four of them in the field of vision, and it can be seen from the telescope that the four of them are quite calm, and they are not looking back and forth like other players.
Then he moved the telescope to those scouts, and saw Xu Junlong standing up, running to the host Du Huidong and whispering, after putting down the binoculars, Wang Xiaohu laughed, he knew what Xu Junlong was talking to Du Huidong at this time.
At more than 5 o'clock this morning, Wang Xiaohu could no longer sleep, tossing and turning in bed, he always felt that the mode of the imitation competition carried out by Golden Harvest this time was too simple and rough, and he was used to seeing what China's Got Talent in later generations, Dream China, fast men, and fast women After the audition, he came up with the idea of making this imitation competition more rich and exciting. So he got up from the bed and called Xu Junlong, and told him vaguely what the concept of the model of China's got talent show was, after all, this is also a game to imitate Brother Xiaolong, and it can be regarded as a little contribution to Golden Harvest.
Don't think that Wang Xiaohu'an has any good intentions, what he is doing now is to add fuel to the fire, let Jiahe taste that joy first, and when their joy climbs to the peak, that is, when they start to follow!
Wang Xiaohu knows too well the vice of Hong Kong films to follow the trend, and knows that after the whirlwind of "Bruce Lee II" hangs up, Hong Kong films will fall into chaos and vacuum for up to 5 years, and all kinds of characters under the guise of Bruce Lee will also appear on the stage.
is a member of the Hong Kong film industry, Wang Xiaohu definitely doesn't want such a thing to happen, so he started to run the "comedy kung fu film" plan before Bruce Lee died, but unfortunately he made a small mistake in this matter, or was too anxious, resulting in the box office of "Serpentine Trickster" is very unsatisfactory, but he was not discouraged, when everyone saw his jokes and relatives and friends were anxious for him, he always maintained calm and calm.
Coupled with the theft of the film, he vaguely guessed what Golden Harvest was going to do, so he turned a deaf ear to all kinds of sarcasm and ridicule from the outside world, and was busy with his own affairs, and at the same time played some tricks to "help" Golden Harvest's dragon hunting plan. Just like Xu Junlong told Du Huidong the rules of the game just now, these are all part of his plan.
"I don't have a lot of time to spend on this kind of boring imitation, five years is too long, and I can accept it if it is compressed into five months." Wang Xiaohu thought in his heart, as he thought, all the plans he has arranged now are to accelerate the death of the "imitation" whirlwind, and make Hong Kong movies transition to the era of "comedy kung fu films" as soon as possible, which is his real purpose! The momentary blow and frustration were like a fart to him, unscathed.
"It's going to be, it's going to be Yuan Heping paid close attention to the stage with a telescope, and saw Zou Wenhuai and a few Jiahe personnel walking in, and a foreigner with a familiar appearance, which immediately attracted his attention: "Hey, that guy is so familiar, he seems to have seen it somewhere." ”
"Really?" Wang Xiaohu also picked up the binoculars and looked at it, it didn't matter, it almost made him drop his chin to the ground: "Damn, isn't that guy Gao Luos, how did he become a representative of Warner!" ”
"Yes, yes, it's not who Gao Luos is, it's the bearded guy who was once kicked out of "Enter the Dragon" by you, damn it, what is he doing in Hong Kong!" Sammo Hung said depressedly.
After a short period of stunned, Wang Xiaohu quickly figured out some things, originally he thought that after driving away the guy Gao Luos, Gao Luo would not appear in the ranks of directors of "Game of Death", who knew that this old boy was kicked out of Warner and came back with a swagger, and looking at the old boy's arrogant posture, it is clear that "Lao Tzu is from Hollywood" is expensive, and he can't wait to look at the sky with his nostrils!
"Grandma's, by mistake, this guy still spoiled the classics!" Wang Xiaohu shook his head and sighed.
"Ah Hu, what are you talking about?" Yuan Heping asked inexplicably.
Wang Xiaohu smiled bitterly, they couldn't understand these words, so they had to find an excuse to go over: "It's nothing, it's just that I am a little unhappy to see this guy." ”
"Hehe, that's not easy, wait for the night to send a few brothers to find out his rules, while he is walking alone at night, the sack will be put on the grandson's head, punched and kicked, and see who will recognize him as a Hollywood director the next day!" Sammo Hung grinned.
"Huh!" Wang Xiaohu shook his head and said: "Sanmao, you are now mixed with the identity of the director, and you still remember the beautiful situation of being a dragon and tiger martial artist?" ”
"Uh, no, no, it's just a joke." Sammo Hung blushed and hurriedly picked up the binoculars to look.
Du Huidong, who was wearing an off-white suit, walked on the stage, and said it freely, and listened to the audience with warm applause.
The first few people on stage are some kung fu foundation, they can't see their looks clearly in the telescope (covered by hair and sunglasses), they are wiping their noses, and they are carrying trouser legs, and they are half hunched down to imitate Bruce Lee's movements in the movie, which looks quite passable, after they performed, the judges raised their cards, due to the haste of preparation, the judges only prepared two cards, the number and the number, the number represents recognition, the number X is naturally eliminated, and only the contestants who have obtained more than half of the numbers can successfully enter the next round.
The wonderful appearance of the first few made the players who appeared behind inevitably a little nervous, and they all cursed the front ones in their hearts: "Damn, that kid performed all the actions I want to do, how can I fight when I go up?" ”
The pressure spread invisibly, and all the players who played later were thinking about how to outwit them, in this case, the next few people played abnormally, either their appearance was far from the same and they were directly brushed off the stage, or they acted softly, and there was no Bruce Lee charm at all. One player was in a hurry, and even tore his pants when he did a high side kick, revealing his red underwear, which caused the audience to burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, that kid is really funny, the old man wears red underwear!"
"Who's to say it isn't!"
"You know what a fart, this year is Lao Tzu's natal year, I wear red and red to have good luck!" The contestant was red-faced and scolded on the stage, and was directly driven off the stage by the security guard, and he will definitely make the headlines of the newspapers tomorrow, and he will be famous.
Such a strange phenomenon instantly made many people wake up, and then what did they do? Isn't it just to be famous!
(To be continued)