"Poof~"

At three or four o'clock in the afternoon, the county seat of Helan County is close to the eastern suburbs of the city, where there are already a large number of low-rise bungalow buildings, and the streets are no longer prosperous, but the road is not badly repaired, a not too spacious road, Zhou Mingluo, who was sitting in the driver's seat, was drinking water, but suddenly sneezed out the drink that had not been swallowed in his mouth, and spilled it on the front window, and Xiao Zhou also laughed wildly, laughing forward and backward, and kept patting the steering wheel.

This scene directly made Xiong Kun, who was sitting in the passenger seat, dumbfounded, and he didn't know what the boss was laughing at.

After Zhou Ming in the driver's seat laughed for a long time, Xiong Kun couldn't help but be suspicious, and said weakly, "Boss, what's wrong?" ”

"It's okay, it's so funny, those guys are so funny." Zhou Mingluo was still hilarious, constantly patting the steering wheel, and his stomach hurt from almost laughing.

At the same time, more than 500 meters away from here, in front of a courtyard at the mouth of a small alley, a thin figure looked at a four or five-year-old child in front of him with a black face.

"Kid, you really don't want to pee at all after drinking so many drinks?"

"I don't want to." The young boy put his index finger in his mouth, stared at a pair of innocent eyes, and when he saw that the man's face suddenly became embarrassed, he immediately said very aggrievedly, "I really don't want to~"

"You ......" The thin figure was stunned again, and slapped it on his forehead, looking very speechless.

Even he looked at the big stool that was still emitting heat a few steps behind him, and his cheeks were twitching back and forth, the man was the monkey in the tomb robber group, for a few hours, the four tomb robbers had been preparing for the night action, because they had scruples in their hearts, so most of these preparations were made to prevent zombies, thin steel plates that could cover the chest and back, peach wood swords, ghost painting talismans, glutinous rice, and even chicken blood, black dog blood...... And so on, but anything they can think of that can deal with zombies, these guys have been running for an afternoon, and after they have been fully prepared, when they drove by here, they suddenly found a little kid who was playing in front of the house, and the old black who was driving suddenly shook and said, boy pee, how did they forget the boy pee, this is a big killer against ghosts in some ghost movies.

The most handsome and best-looking monkey among the four was sent down, and slowly approached the little kid, and couldn't help teasing him to pee or something, but the little guy didn't have any intention of peeing at all, so soon the monkey took a drink from the car or something, and let the little kid drink it.

As a result, the little guy drank two cups of Coke, the kind he bought from McDonald's and the like, and under the excited gaze of the monkey, he still had no intention of urinating.

The monkey was suddenly depressed, and whistling in a low voice or something, and after a while, the little guy suddenly changed his face, and ran to the opposite corner of the wall in a hurry, and the monkey was also very excited, and ran over with an empty cup like a sprint, but the little guy crackled and got a big one, and almost sprayed his hands.

But it really disgusted a tomb robber, and the even more disgusting person was that after the little guy solved it, he actually said in a milky voice, uncle, wipe your ass.

Mr. Monkey was completely depressed, and helped the little guy wipe his ass again, but there was still no urine on the other side.

"You're small, so you can hold back?" After being speechless again, the monkey felt that he had been completely defeated, and looked at the car at the entrance of the alley very tragically.

"I want to strangle you!" Seeing that his companions in the car were all devastated, the monkey was even more angry, and put down the empty cup in his hand to grab the little guy's neck.

"You, who are you? What for? ”

"Xiaobao, come here!"

……

But at this moment, a motorcycle suddenly drove on the road far away from the alley, and there was a man and a woman sitting on the motorcycle.

The motorcycle buzzed down quickly, straight towards the monkey and the young child, there were still many steps away, the car suddenly braked and stopped quickly, and the young man who followed the car also jumped out of the car instantly, looking at the monkey with anger, and rushed to the young child quickly.

"Dad, he bullied me, uncle bullied me......"

The young child's cheeks, which were still aggrieved, suddenly burst into tears, and even more cried and ran to the young man.

The cry was so loud that the young man and the woman were so angry again that they looked at the monkey as if they wanted to kill him.

"Big brother, big sister, I didn't." Hurriedly waved his hand to discern what the monkey wanted to say, but the man picked up the child, "What are you doing?" ”

A strange young man is in front of his house, with a Coke cup at his feet, making a gesture to catch his child, and there is a van not far away? At the first moment, a very bad thought suddenly flashed in his mind, human traffickers!!

"Traffickers! Come out and arrest the traffickers! ”

The young woman exhaled and shouted loudly in a terrifying soprano, which soon alarmed the neighborhoods, I have to say that this is the suburbs of the county after all, and they are still undeveloped rural areas, and the more rural areas, the more familiar the neighbors are, and the more they know how to help each other, and many of the neighbors around the countryside are related to each other, far from being strangers in the metropolis, after the shouts sounded.

Figures soon rushed out of the courtyards on the left and right, almost four or five people, including strong men of five big and three thick, or middle-aged women with brooms and mops.

"Human traffickers? Where is it? ”

"Xiaojie, your Xiaobao has been taken captive?"

"Beat, beat that bastard to death!"

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As soon as these four or five people came out, they saw the helpless monkeys and the van, and they all rushed up, and they all shouted angrily.

"Hey, I'm not a human trafficker, I'm really not ......" The monkey was completely stunned, in the face of such a murderous scene, his first reaction was to explain, and it was obvious that his explanation was useless, so he just jumped up and ran away.

Similarly, the van waiting outside also started as soon as it was buzzing, and even the monkeys didn't care about how fast they went.

The van ran fast and failed to stop everyone, but the monkey did not get into the car, and all the targets were all focused on this guy at once, a fierce young man on the left shouted grass Nima, chased up at the speed of a sprint, and hammered down with a fist the size of a sandbag, the monkey wanted to cry again without tears, but fortunately the body was clever enough to dodge the attack, and rushed into it when he saw a dead alley in front of him, and after rushing to the depths of the alley, he tossed against the wall more than two meters high, swished up, and quickly disappeared behind the wall.

This also made everyone stunned who chased after each with a martial weapon, and then there was a Lisuo who also went to climb the wall, but after all, this wall was not too neat, and after climbing the wall, he rode on the wall and looked at the monkey that had already flown out dozens of meters and was stunned.

", this guy is running so fast!"

"I said Xiaojie, how did you become a father? Just go out with your daughter-in-law and don't even care about the children? Fortunately, you came back in time today, otherwise Poco would have been captured by them! ”

Someone on the wall was scolding the monkey, and several other middle-aged women who came out with broom and mops all looked at the man holding the young child with a cold face, with a look of anger and anger.

"Yes, it's winter and not summer, we often chatter on the street in summer, there are many people who can help you watch the children, who has been standing stupidly on the street in the winter? How can you let Xiaobao stay at the gate alone? Isn't this waiting for the traffickers to be taken captive? ”

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In the face of a group of angry reprimands, the young couple were also dumbfounded, and the young man said even more anxiously, "No, second aunt, Xiaobao was at home when we left, and we locked the door, how did this child come out?" ”

"Xiaobao, why did you run out alone? How did it come out? Scared mom to death! ”

…………

They really felt that it was a human trafficker just now, and they were really very lucky, if they hadn't come back in time, maybe this only child would have been taken captive, so now their faces are full of guilt and fear.

Only the toddler cried louder and louder as the adults were stern.

In the chaos, someone has already started to call the police.

And here is a mess, in the Mercedes-Benz car five or six hundred meters away, Zhou Mingluo sat in the driver's seat and laughed back again, this scene really made him almost thundered.

Those guys are really alive, too.

After saying goodbye to Ye Long and Yu Ling at noon, he kept monitoring a few tomb robbers with a heavy thunder talisman, and slowly followed behind, but he didn't expect to see these things.

Indeed, if Zhou Mingluo just wants to watch a few tomb robbers and prevent them from running away, that is simple, as long as the sea eagle is watched in the sky, but he himself is fine, although he mentioned to Vincent that he wants to go to the club to play, but those things are the same whether to play or not, he is still more interested in how a few tomb robbers prepare to deal with zombies, so he followed all the way.

Because he was far away, he also drove by himself this time, and asked Xiong Kun to sit in the passenger seat and wait.

And then along the way, he witnessed those guys buying peachwood swords, looking for magic sticks to buy ghost talismans, as well as buying chicken blood, buying black dog blood or something, this way really made him laugh all the time, but what he didn't expect was that this kind of thing would happen at the end of the preparation over there.

This time, it's not just that the monkey is a living treasure, even that little fart is a living treasure.

Of course, Xiao Zhou was actually a little dissatisfied at the beginning, that is, there was basically no one on the streets in the winter, but there was only a four or five-year-old child playing alone in the locked doorway, and he was also a little tired of the adults in the family, and he didn't take the child seriously.

But now he knows that it was the little kid who ran out of the house by himself, which also made him a little speechless, but fortunately, after this false alarm, the family should also care more about the child in the future.

Laughing again, Zhou Mingluo started the vehicle and quickly chased after the van.