Chapter 371: Eat and Fight?
It's another sunny day. The eldest lady of the Han family rarely got up early. After finishing dressing up, she delicately stepped on her fluffy slippers and went downstairs, stepping on small broken steps, twisting her waist, like Shi Shiran, the queen of the East Palace in the world, to Lin Ze's bedroom.
But as soon as she twisted the door open, she immediately turned around like a panicked kitten. With his back against the wall, his pretty face was full of redness, but his big watery eyes revealed a strong murderous intent, and he said coldly: "Dead beast, I actually recruited Miss Ben's house." Are you tired of being alive? β
The eldest lady clenched her pink fists, like an angry female lioness, turned around, kicked open the door, and shouted, "Get up!" "The Malaysian golden knife rushed into the house, and as soon as he uncovered the futon, the eldest lady's expression froze, and she was surprised." Huh? What's the situation? β
The silver girl is very dishonest when she sleeps.
This is the conclusion that Brother Kobayashi came to when he rolled the sheets with the silver girl for the first time.
If it weren't for Lin Ze's occasional control of her tumbling body, maybe this woman would be able to lie upright on the bed and get up from the bed horizontally. It has nothing to do with her decisive style of acting.
Just like Brother Xiaolin watching the eldest lady of the Han family pull open the futon, he could only smile bitterly and be indifferent. It's not that he doesn't want to move, it's that he can't.
The eldest lady of the Han family, who opened the futon and was about to go crazy, also saw it. At the same time, I feel a little guilty and embarrassed.
But it was not the embarrassment and guilt that affected Lin Ze's rest, but the fear of disturbing the heroine's sister.
Her sleeping position is very cute, super cute.
She put one leg on Lin Ze's furry thigh, and one hand hooked Lin Ze's neck, like an octopus, very arrogantly wrapped around Lin Ze's body. Lin Ze didn't talk about getting up, he didn't even have the strength to move.
His leg was paralyzed.
His neck was also sore.
Even his sternum ached in a dull ache - pressed by the silver girl!
The most terrifying thing for Lin Ze is that this woman drools when she sleeps!
With her silver face and silver hair, it is really reminiscent of role-playing.
Is she a killer?
Is it the top killer in the world?
Be. No one will deny this. Even the three fierce generals under the command of the 'god' can be destroyed by her in one breath, she is not a top killer, who is?
But this world's top killer who is frightening and talks about tiger color change is a cute Lori who is extremely dishonest in sleep and likes to drool?
Cake sellers...
The clear and cold eyes opened, and swept the eldest lady of the Han family who was standing beside the bed uncomfortably without emotion, and the silver girl sat up slowly, tidied up her messy clothes slightly, and said lightly: "Morning." β
Then he turned over and got out of bed and walked towards the bathroom designated by Lin Ze.
"Hey, Sister Heroine." The eldest lady of the Han family stammered. "There's five kilograms of HΓ€agen-Dazs in the fridge, and you can eat it after washing. If it's not enough, I'll buy it for you. β
"Hmm." The silver girl hummed without looking back, and walked into the bathroom delicately.
"Damn!"
As soon as the silver girl pulled the door, the eldest lady of the Han family jumped on the bed suddenly, pressed on Lin Ze and said, "When did Sister Heroine come?" Why didn't you inform Miss Ben? β
"Early hours last night." Lin Ze said weakly. "You went to bed early, and I didn't have to sleep when I woke you up."
The eldest lady of the Han family pursed her lips, and seemed not to be curious at all about Lin Ze sharing the bed with Yinnu, and said heartlessly: "Hurry up and make breakfast, I still have to go to class." β
Lin Ze struggled to get out of bed, dizzily lit a cigarette, and walked towards the kitchen.
Miss Han walked to the door of the bathroom with a thief's heart, knocked on the glass door, and asked Nuan, "Sister Heroine, do you need any help?" β
"Huh?" There was a faint sound of questioning from the bathroom.
"If there's anything inconvenient, you can ask the puppet." Han Xiaoyi said cutely.
"Nope." The silver girl said unkindly.
"Oh." The eldest lady of the Han family flattened her mouth and left the room listlessly.
Lin Ze made breakfast, kicked Han Xiaobao's door twice, and went to wash and change his shirt. After the two siblings had breakfast, Lin Ze casually threw two pieces of bread into his mouth and muttered, "Go to class." β
The eldest lady of the Han family reluctantly stayed on the silver girl, as if she was saying goodbye to her lover again. It looks particularly sad and melancholy.
"Can I go?" The silver girl, who was concentrating on eating ice cream, suddenly looked up and asked lightly.
"Yes, yes, yes." Han Xiaoyi raised his eyebrows and said. "Let's go, Sister Heroine, let's go to school together."
"Nope." Lin Ze frowned. "You're so shocking. They're going to stop you at the door. β
"Who stopped me. Kill it. The silver girl sent a mouthful of HΓ€agen-Dazs into her mouth and said quietly.
Lin Ze twitched the corners of his mouth, looked the silver girl up and down a few times, and said. "If you want to go, you can change your clothes and put on a pair of shoes."
"yes, yes, I'll go upstairs and help Sister Heroine get it." Han Xiaoyi said happily.
"Change of clothes?" The silver girl frowned slightly, sat up straight and leaned slightly on the sofa. "That's not going."
The eldest lady of the Han family was full of regret and buried her head in the car.
"Wait at home for us to come back." Lin Ze smiled and instructed Lin Ze.
"Bring me HΓ€agen-Dazs." The silver girl turned on the TV and watched the boring program.
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Lin Ze walked to the garage with his legs limp.
-- There are only about 100 days left before the college entrance examination, and every student's nerves are tense. Like a compressed spring, it refuses to let go for a moment. In addition to the desperate revision, all previous extracurricular activities and gatherings have been cancelled.
Han Xiaoyi has no objection to this, although she has excellent grades, there is basically no problem in being admitted to one of the top universities in China. But it doesn't mean that her classmates in that small gang also have this strength. At this juncture, all students are planning to earn one more point in the review sprint.
Even half-witted people like Wang Xi and Han Xiaobao began to study hard to prepare for the college entrance examination in three months.
The learning atmosphere in the classroom is rich, and the playground that was originally full of vitality and vitality is also lifeless, as if even the students of the first and second years of high school are infected by this gloomy and oppressive atmosphere.
Senior high school students read in class, review after class, and refuse to waste time even walking, so they have to memorize a few words by rote before they give up.
According to the authoritative investigation of the school, the business of the canteen has been deteriorating recently, but the aunts who collect pig food have developed. This is evident from this.
"Ahh
Brother Xiaolin stood at the ventilation window in the bathroom, looked out the window at the playground full of gloomy clouds and mist through the iron bar, took a puff of cigarette, and peed on the side, Han Xiaobao, who was in a trance, said: "Xiaobao, the poor Dao observes the heavenly phenomena every day, and the purple gold flower is about to usher in the nine-turn heavenly tribulation that is rare in a hundred years. At that time, there will be a lot of life, corpses all over the field, and rivers of blood..."
Smack.
Han Xiaobao threw a soft Chinese into his mouth, took a deep breath, and said with an awe-inspiring expression: "Tranquility on the eve of the storm." Then he slowly exhaled smoke, like a peerless powerhouse with a proud sword and a cloud, and his words were full of desolation and pathos. What should come can't be avoided after all. β
"Alas, Poor Dao is only worried that it will hurt the weak and the young, so that those female cultivators who have low cultivation and good hearts will suffer the pond fish." Lin Ze touched the sharp stubble on his chin and muttered. "Especially the junior sister with a hot body and an angelic face. They're innocent..."
Han Xiaobao couldn't take it anymore, twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Go back to the classroom to review." β
Lin Ze shuddered for a while, put a soak of water comfortably, and was about to go back to the classroom to read the villain book. The mobile phone suddenly beeped, shaking Lin Ze's thighs.
It was a phone that rang once and then cut off. Lin Ze looked at the caller ID, his scalp was numb, he rushed out of the bathroom, and rushed downstairs.
The caller ID is the landline of the Han family's villa, and now in the Han family, there is only one silver girl!
Lin Ze knew that the call was from the silver girl. He also knew that the Silver Maiden was now in a desperate situation!
Lin Ze once told Yinnu that as long as there is danger, he will give himself a call. You can play at any time.
In fact, this is just a dispensable reminder, in Lin Ze's opinion, if it is a trouble that can't even be solved by the silver girl, it will be difficult to solve it by himself. But since she is in the Han family, Lin Ze must not let her have trouble. After putting away his mobile phone, Lin Ze rushed into the garage at lightning speed and drove away from the school.
"Damn, another crazy one." The errand student squatting in the shade of a tree and smoking a cigarette muttered. "This is already the third today. Hey, is it worth it to force yourself like this in order to get into a university that is destined to be of little help in finding a job? β
Lin Ze stepped on the accelerator and picked a few small roads with fewer people and fewer red lights. For most of the half hour, it only took him twenty minutes to complete. I didn't even have time to go back to the garage, so I parked the car at the door of the hall, opened the door and ran into the hall like a cheetah.
At this moment, the handleless blade was already in the palm of his hand, just waiting for the enemy to appear and seal his throat with a knife!
The hall was a mess, but nothing that could be broken was intact. Even the LCD TV hanging on the wall that accompanied Lin Ze through countless empty, lonely and cold nights was hanging crookedly in the corner, like a resentful family who has been abused a hundred times more. Pitiful.
Lin Ze's sharp eyes scanned the surroundings, and after finding no suspicious locations, he was about to go to the second floor. But at this moment, a slight sound suddenly came from Lin Ze's bedroom. It is so small that normal people can never hear it, but he is keenly captured.
Sou!
Raising the blade, Brother Xiaolin kicked open the door and shouted at the top of his voice: "Who is the demon, dare to do anything wrong in the poor mansion?" β
Bite!
After he rushed into the bedroom, he was completely stunned almost instantly.
There is no other reason.
On his bed, there are two top beauties standing in the world. One person is as white as snow, holding a transparent dagger, peerless and independent.
The other was covered in darkness, holding a murderous saber in his hand, like a dark elf, the blade pointed directly at the opponent, domineering.
Brother Xiao Lin stared at the two women in astonishment for about ten seconds, then withdrew the blade, rubbed his palms, and asked with a smile: "Two beauties, have you eaten?" I'm going to cook a bowl of noodles for you, and I'll eat it before I beat it? β
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